JustAnotherCynicToo
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Sep 12, 2017 2:05 PM
JustAnotherCynicToo
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BrockenSpectre
They about to fuck-fight so hard
Boredom333
This is what leads to hate fucking.
VelvetBreast
Wouldn't Batman not be effected by simple verbal abuse like this? He's pretty stone cold.
Retrikaethan
batman genuinely contemplating murder.
Tinkrr
I like her, she's a terrible person.
wronglevahhh
And the voice of Athena is Jessica Walter aka Mallory Archer aka Lucille Bluth!
TCGView
If I knew she could survive the fall, I'd eject her.
FromTheShadow
Not all of us can fly just like not all of you can fly. Got em.
PoshTobias
I swear to god I see this fucking comic every other day on here.
jsnforce
This is why Batman has plans to kill the JLA. Probably the "gods" too.
fairybug
That's Athena? I had no idea who it was. I'd just assumed Princess Azula and Princess jasmine had had a dimension-hopping baby.
noahgaller650
Batman:(to himself)" Remember your one rule, you don't kill people, you haven't for years and you're not going to start now."
TheMiseryOfOthersMakesMeHappy
The look on GA's and WW's faces are priceless.
darkninja2992
Bats is only putting up with her because he wants to bone her hot sister
icedmcfurry
Cereaza
Daredevil can hear his blood pressure rising.
heavypettingzoo
Wonder Pets. S2E11
Sealedbaylor
Is that the one where the duck says "This is serious" ?
heavypettingzoo
cerweous*... that's the one!
DevinNatTyv
Really testing that whole lawful good thing isn't she?
Tarlon
Psst, she's giving you a hint.
JunkMonk
wtf is with their faces
ZavierGarcia
Again? This reaches FP AGAIN?
kurastwolf
I swear I can almost hear Zavier's blood pressure rising.
ZavierGarcia
gogogadgetharikari
She just wants the D
hokagenaruto
Dang this is already reposted.
ohlongdongjohnson
Neither can fly so what's the fucking point. He's a human holding his own with metahumans and gods. Fuck off
daugbret
Hey guys I found Batman! Cool you're in Imgur, Bats.
Beevis9Head
You telling OP to 'fuck off' or Athena? lol
ohlongdongjohnson
Lmao it was on fp yesterday so kinda aimed at OP
Beevis9Head
White knighting for Batman? XD
Applepotamus
RandomTechpriest
WHERE ARE THEY?!
tracereading
This is what happens when you cross Batman and Doom Guy.
jsnforce
What irritates me is how Bats could learn sorcery, wield a green and yellow power ring, and build Iron Man style armor, be immortal, and (1)
jsnforce
(2) give himself any number of super powers, but won't because his ENTIRE POINT is to be the normal dude who stands with all these folks
jsnforce
(3) who can crush mountains and fly. If he gained permanent powers, fans would bitch about it. So instead, he gets insulted.
Flexster74
I laughed then cried cause I know how batman feels.
froman753
Unable to fly?
OGsatan
Mocked in front of your friends?
Dots77
Orphan?
marcusmf
Yes to both
GangStarrWoWp
Cause he's just a rich guy in a plastic suit
Gayforbae
It's a carbon composite polymer!
Gundarian
Wonder women is amazed by Athena getting under Bateman's skin
Xiuhtocatl
Is this show good?
FINNSTAR7
It no Justice League, but it's really not bad for a show more oriented towards kids. It's got more funny moments like this too.
Xiuhtocatl
Neat, something to watch with my kids. Thanks
SayWhatYouMeanMeanWhatYouSay
Absolutely, if you've got kids its a great choice. I watch it with my little cousins when I visit, its got all ages fun.
Xiuhtocatl
Great to know. They already like Spider-man so this would be my way of introducing them to Batman and the D.C characters
Slamtastik
10 min long episodes
ATalkingMushroom
That's not an answer.
Slamtastik
It was for me. I was going to watch it until I found that out.
ATalkingMushroom
It's not the runtime of your show that counts, it's how you use it.
AMPLIFIEDFootsteps5IntenseMusic
LonelyBrannigan
That Diana's valley girl cousin? :P
Applepotamus
her name is Martha
melotprieks
This changes everything
wererat2000
WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME????
ahorseelbowdeepinme
FOR COMEDIC EFFECT AND UPVOTES
rabidCOVIDphysician
The Greek gods don't have DNA, so brother/sister doesn't really apply. But yeah they'd be sisters cuz both born from Zeus.
trollbrij
...the Greek gods don't have DNA.... I'm gonna be hung up on this one for a while.
rabidCOVIDphysician
Yeah. You got gods being born from skull fractures. Gods born from the waves caused by a giant severed dick falling in an ocean. Etc.
Redcheshirequeen
That was mainly a Percy Jackson thing to explain why demigods can hook up with each other without it being incest.
Frogapus
I think she's voiced by Mallory Archer. It kinda changes the tone at bit. XD
Gayforbae
Jessica williams
TayTayLovin
That is absolutely Lucille Bluth
dilbobaggins
Now I'm sad. I was expecting Grey DeLisle.
DoomSkuller
that's Athena
d0o0o0d
The goddess of wisdom? Please excuse my skepticism, it is well-founded.
DoomSkuller
mostly wisdom in war, but yes. [spoiler] In that episode she appears to offer Diana a seat as the goddess of truth, but at the end decides -
DoomSkuller
that Wonder Woman belongs with the JL
jillybeene
Half sister actually. Though technically Athena is only Zeus's child so idk if that changes what you'd call her
kriswinters
Athena's mother was a nymph that Zeus swallowed.
HighSlayerRalton
And vice versa. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
jillybeene
Depending on the myth you read- there's multiple versions for every story
Radix865
Partially because some were made more family friendly instead of the normal turn-into-a-bull-to-rape-bitches.
Farrit
The other version the nymph swallows zeus. Heeyooo
seronx
*non-stop euro-giggle vol 160*
LonelyBrannigan
Olympian family trees sure are fun
NotNotDeadpool
Because zeuses dick plows through them like a bullet train through people?
Strongharbour432
Yep
HeWhoPours
He fucked a tree now?
Radicool21
iirc athena came from a really bad headache. Yeah.
HighSlayerRalton
She comes from normal intercourse. Zeus just ate the mother and got a really bad headache when his immortal daughter ended up in him.
Nova225
Is there someone / something Zeus hasn't fucked?
Cheomesh
He has not yet gotten to my shoes.