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Feb 14, 2017 9:24 PM
SomeonesShotOfWhiskey
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GrundleFondler
Kinda strange after allegations of some German officers systematically sexually harassing privates...
JamesWonder
physical training training?
thepuglover
9 yrs active nco, a man!
DarthMaddness
dsmxoxo1
bravo..
YeahLinguisticsBitch
What rank is an aclieutenant?
JAFIOI
As an NCO, I always make sure my Privates are clean, shaved, suited up, and ready for service.
TallyReign
BLUF: Capitalization is way off. Whoever wrote this needs very badly to work on their Army Writing Style.
RisingPhoenix92
@justanotherlinkinthechain
JustAnotherLinkInTheChain
Yuuuuuuup
Dannystorer
Fuck the haters op. I enjoyed it
ThatNormalPerson
Shaving private Ryan
MultiplePersonalitiesProfile
Repost or not, this is hilarious.
IneigiTsukuyomi
Thats a SHARP complaint right there
JustCallMeJazzHands
Can't be true. All Officers involved in conversation would have been relieved from SHARP complaints.
GeorgeGeef
That private's name? Albert Einstein.
RobMx80
He's Wicked Smaht.
PabloDiabloman
Then a US marine sent by Jesus came in and america'd everyone
PabloDiabloman
I wish I could upvote this more
drbrisket
You deserve so many more points than you got for this.
ashipthatshipsshippingships
ACLIEUTENANT
MrAwesomesauce101
A Lieutenant who has problems with ACL.
MikeMcAwesome91
Bless you
RandomAbscessMemories
DAMMIT I was going to say that.
aBadDrawingOfAFishEveryDay
All these made up scenarios have the same kind of artificial language. Should be possible to write a program to identify it.
poontangkillahbees
Back in the olden days before memes this was the go to joke format
atomicsheep
RE: RE: fw: re: Hilarious!!!!!1!!
GoChaca
You forgot the three signatures
Samsquantch82
Thanks Aunt Edith!
easybrz
cloroxclean15
Did not laugh at all
HouseOfEvil
Just skip to the last couple paragraphs. It's not even that good of a joke.
NotThatKindOfDoctorDrew
Dremulf
My father in law is a Marine Officer...i have shared this to his Facebook...before i read it...its been a good life...
idontgiveabugger
justlurkingfornow
This made my day. Can't stop laughing thank you I needed this
czechgurian
Juuuust wish I could have any amount of sex with a man in uniform
solipsys
janerowdy
Why is the pic E6 when nobody in the story is?
Tom40
The E6 is the one telling the story?
TheC0mpleteP0ems
TL;DR pls
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TheC0mpleteP0ems
Thanks
TheC0mpleteP0ems
Never mind I just read it
strawmanAlert
But the officers are using privates for sex...
roger12202012
Get...Out...
tacosoup
My day is made. Thank you
ChrisTallant
Kazan42
Can you reply to this so I can give you more upvotes?
strawmanAlert
Hi.
Buckbeak1486
That's why they're called "Privets"...
BouncyCoder
...civilians..
TheL2D
...yep.
AgentKGB
It's not all Private Parts. Depending on the situation, sometimes Major Woody helps out where he can. Sometimes there's two Major Woodys.
WeFoundSomethingBeneathTheIce
That motherfucker keeps trying to skimp out on duty. Something about a snake in his boot.
januskincaid
No, no, it's cause somebody poisoned the watering hole.
krapmyself
AlmondSkittles
Perfect reaction!
4TWookie
Oh you ;)
4TWookie
Oh you ;)
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TheSpeakerOfTheHouse
Downvoting for awareness.
4TWookie
Noope just gonna leave this technological misshap right here like the rest of the server issues
twofingerdoubletap
Center aligned; didn't read.
evlsuprnihlst
The leading is also way too tight.
tankdog420
You're one picky little fucker aren't ya?
biblioteker
Senior NCOs are picky fuckers, comes with the job. Attention to detail and all that.
biblioteker
Senior NCOs are picky fuckers, comes with the job. Attention to detail and all that.
Ewanator
Can we make Ca;dr a thing?
TheC0mpleteP0ems
Looks like we just did
twofingerdoubletap
Yes. Yes we can.
Ewanator
*yes. Yes we can