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getting weighed before the procedure. He's hefty!
getting weighed before the procedure. He's hefty!
instagram: @hedgehogbenny
to make sure he inhaled the gas, they stuck him in the plastic chamber. here, he has no idea what's going on.
"awwww yisssss"
just out of the plastic chamber and limp as a beanbag
the vet had to use tweezers to move his tongue out of the way
hedgehogs have 44 teeth, and they were all perfect! although the vet said he was "delightfully chubby."
recovering with some oxygen
still a little sleepy
sleepy hog trying to stay alert. his exam was perfect and he's very healthy.... so happy!
InboxMeYourHedgehogs
Eee! My Princess Kitana is .444 kg at just about a year, also with a clean bill of health. How old is this handsome boy?
sowetoninja
I don't believe you, we need some photos as proof:)
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sowetoninja
yay delivery! Awesome post!
HannaMckiddy42
OP for the last time it's called a pig with swords
iinfinitusequitas
Poke around for some info
Compunction
Pet gets regular check by doctor. Details at 11.
kittentotiger
I laughed out loud at him sitting in the mask chamber. and his face with his "smile" so cute!
coolwaterNJ
$2500 later
itMadeMeSnort
I was guessing $2000, but I bet you're closer.
sirkickbuns
Can.. Can I have it?
tropicalgoat
0.485kg of cute
SpaghyetiWagon
1.067lbs of cute.
IDidntReallyUnderstandThatReference
thank you for converting it to make sense
SpaghyetiWagon
Just multiply kg by 2.2. Or divide if going from lbs to kg. (:
ThisTechGuy
I'm guessing he woke up talking about how he was super fast and had to collect coins or some nonsense
Summersky
Awww, poor Sonic!
SweetfancyMoses
We need a video of the funny shit he says as he wakes up.
HighrockTendales
"Woah dude, I think somebody... SPIKED my drink"
TheStinkyPossum
I wish my doctor would tell me I'm "delightfully chubby" and not "borderline obese." :)
CornCobMcGee
Well if you didn't eat all my candy when we were kids, we wouldn't have that problem, now would we? Stupid candy-stealing sister.
fivekopeks
Those toenails, do...
NothingRhymesWithClockworkOrange
now make sure he uses his Sonicare
stardust3111
I logged in for the first time in months to upvote this lol.
YourFriendCat
Why doesn't this have more upvotes?
LizardJesus
Oh there's my cousin! Parrot Jesus!
Aoki4444
Parrot died for our sins
JohnBrom
The number one in the corner led me to believe that the first picture was a snapchat screenshot at first lol
ondaheightsofdespair
Is that parrot dead?
piggyperson2013
I think it's just a 2D print of a parrot
geneparmesan07
I bet they use lots of really tiny, expensive instruments.
MisterJellyBean
That man sounds just charming, "delightfully chubby". Too cute!
JustDrunkMe
My vet told me my cat was 'pleasantly plump'! I think they're trying to be nice and say they aren't too fat yet.
scabab
England
pathspeculiar
My thought exactly.
AskingTheRealQuestions
TIL you can get women wet by describing a hedgehog
TheStinkyPossum
I wish my doctor wold tell me I'm "delightfully chubby" and not "borderline obese". :)
MisterWho
or "OMG! How are you still alive?"
SirPremierViceroy
Do you weigh more or less than 0.485 kg?
TheStinkyPossum
Just a little more than 0.485kg...
DetRustCohle
How many Jose's is that?
HEYGOOSEYABIGSTUDTAKEMETOBEDORLOSEMEFOREVER
Genuinely giggled at that. thank you
completelyunfiltered
What the hell did that cost you?! o.O
sicsided
To do that for my hedgie, usually around $70 or more. The gas does have a somewhat high percentage of possibly causing more issues too
nohbody
Is it worth it? Clean teeth for risk of other issues?
FoozBabaganush
Did he drop a bunch of rings when you gassed him?
masticatedcake
Nice.
CanonInTheStreetsFanonInTheSheets
Noic
Klimpy
You had one job...
RogueFirefighter
Nice.
sportspanties
Nice.
TangledMess
Nice.
Merrysteam4
Nice
MafLoic
I'm guessing it's supposed to be a Sonic joke. But I can only think of Jews and Nazis.
JohnBrom
Jews - killed in mass genocide by Nazis, often by way of gas chambers; characterized their love and frugal use of money. (1/2)
JohnBrom
I think I solved your joke!
KirchoffsVoltageLaw
Joke so dark I have to sit on a separate side of the restaurant.
Satinsball
Slow clap
AmericanIrish
Oh, it is suppose to be a sonic joke? It really sounds like what you were thinking.
ColonelObvious
That's brilliant, my kind of joke! What I thought too first..
HeistheZissou
This is the darkest timeline
FoozBabaganush
Frisbeetime420
Nice.
sirkickbuns
Nice.
imladyluck
As a hedgehog owner, you clean his feetsies right now!
DaTwatWaffle
Is yours always clean? Cuz that's damn near impossible with mine. lol
qcfs
I'd be embarrassed to show up to a vet appointment with a poopy hoggie :(
catleesimotherofkittens
THIS IS SO CUTE AND NOW IM ANGRY I DON'T HAVE A HEDGEHOG :3 >:(
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jawsnnn
ASingleOliveGardenBreadstick
EVEN THOUGH I HAVE A HAMSTER, 4 CATS AND A DOG IM GONNA ASK MY PARENTS FOR A GOD DAMN HEDGEHOG
foxiesinsoxies
I can honestly say they make such awesome pets. I love my hedgie more than almost anything.
LordCommanderOfMemes
Your mom's a hedgehog
Eammeny
I have 3 already and my female is having babies this week!
GGagner
Where do these people get hedgehogs?
IDriveAMinivan
I have 3 middle aged cats. When they are gone. Im getting a hedgehog!
SmashleyKK
It makes me miss my hedgehog :(
JohnConnerFutureLeaderOfTheResistanceAgainstTheMachines
I DECIDED I'M GONNA GET A HEDGEHOG BECAUSE I'M AN ADULT AND I GET TO DO ADULT THINGS
theroguex
Research laws for where you live just to make sure it's legal.
ColonelObvious
Or buy a black market hedgehog from a wildlife dealer.
appaismyspiritanimal
Keep us updated.
JohnConnerFutureLeaderOfTheResistanceAgainstTheMachines
update: i realized i move into a new place in september, so getting a hedgehog will be postponed
appaismyspiritanimal
I am sad now. :( How am I supposed to be excited about your hedgehog now?
JohnConnerFutureLeaderOfTheResistanceAgainstTheMachines
ummmmm... oh look a distraction!
shinydistraction
They are challenging, but totally worth it. I love my little girl!
catacon
Stuffed parrot impaled onto the wall is a bit creepy.
piggyperson2013
After going back and looking, I think it's only 2D
Kimiroko
Yes! Someone mentioned it! I was wondering about it the whole post
fffrozen
ahem.. those are called thumb forceps in the medical field. fyi- guy is not a 'hedgehog dentist"- he's a vet, they are lots of things. 1/2
fffrozen
dentist, pharmacist, radiologist, surgeon, etc.
ILiveInCanadaAndIAmDefinitelyNotSorry
So how do you become a hedgehog dentist/
SlightlyNormal
You don't, you become a vet.
timlovesraffi
Hedgehog dentist school.
Reptarr
Poke around for some info
ABCDEFGHIJKelemenoPQRSTUVWXYZ
glorious.
YouSuckHahaImJustKiddingYoureAlright
Subtle yet satisfying
EverythingISeeIsAJojosReference
Damnit, Sanic.
withlightsout
As a vet student I can confirm that just a normal GP vet will do this
AsaCanadianIagreeandIamsorry
Your username. We are friends
Ullur
6 years of study, a successful internship, and gathering all the Chaos Emeralds.
theluggage
(2/2)As primarily insectivores, the kibble diet they eat does not mimic the diet they would have in wild. Cat dental treats are a good idea
CaptainUnspeakable
Ask this guy
thewafflmaster
I didn't get it at first and thought he wanted people to stop calling him an original gangsta.
fuzzywuzzywasabear
Hedgehogwarts
JeanLucPicard
You gotta go fast
OF37
that is a fucking question
thepuppet
and half
eggtart
no señor because it has no question mark
arsone
fascist
Givemeabreak432
He tried, and failed.
driveslow
and WE DEMAND ANSWERS
SirPremierViceroy
YEAH IT'S TIME TO GET ANGRY!!!
accountabyss
Why have I never seen this in google autocomplete
duckshooter
You hog a dentist behind a hedge
Cthulhukitten
And most importantly, how do you become an hedgehog owner?
SonicTheBedhog
You are a veterinarian that sees exotics.
wolfpreist
i would assume its a veterinary subset.
thekhodontchaknow
Veterinarian. The word you're looking for is veterinarian.
sirenx8
Vet school
Ironblitzed
By getting better grades than the hedgehog proctologists.
ondaheightsofdespair
Just a vet specialising in small mammals or wildlife. Small woodland creatures are similar to house pets to a certain degree.
LordAwkward
a sort of modern druid if you like
Ihavenoideawhatusernametochoose
the only difference is that small woodland creatures perform blood orgies to celebrate the birth of their savior, Satan.
FallenJester
It's a Critter Christmas miracle!
ondaheightsofdespair
On the other hand, large woodland creatures will tear your head off if you give them an opportunity and therefore shouldn't be kept as pets.
getthismanabeer
.. but as lovers.
mjtorn
Except an often sick ocelot named Babou. He doesn't tear heads off, he only wants companionship and toys.
seashamoorun
Holy shit! babou is here?!
ondaheightsofdespair
Also rabies.
SavageHonesty
Rabies isn't high on the list of things I'm worried about when it comes to bears, wild boar, and mountain lions.
Almainyny
I swear, keeping a wild boar would be damn stupid. Not only can they gore you and other things with their tusks, they are fierce as hell.
Hannya
They'll WOLF your head down as well. They're just unBEARably hard to look after.
sewingsally
Here you go. Take my point. +1
CaptainUnspeakable
Personally, I'm fond of cougars. Also large cats.
SonicTheBedhog
I used to work for a clinic in Texas that saw exotic cats.
sombrerosammy
I like imagining that you typed this super fast resulting in the slash instead of the question mark
NoItsACardiganButThanksForNoticing
Hey man, you gotta make sacrifices to pump out top-comment worthy stuff
ILiveInCanadaAndIAmDefinitelyNotSorry
This This This...
NoItsACardiganButThanksForNoticing
I know your thought process. Not only do you have to think of something funny but it has to be quick enough so its seen first lol.
yellowtimer
Actual answer: Go to college for 8 years. Pass board exams to be a licensed vet. Specialize in small exotic pets. ??? Profit?
Jhoasts
The Canadians ask the real questions.
knotchomama
Damn those extractions!
Dentistman
i didn't even know that was a thing..
theluggage
They actually need a remarkable amount of dental work, actually. They have "peg" teeth that are very prone to periodontal disease (1/2)
SonicTheBedhog
And oral masses.
theretheyretheir
actually
SheriffWarden
In the US: 4 years of undergrad, 1000+ vet experience hours then $150k in debt and 4 years of vet school. Source, I'm doing this.
yellowtimer
Worked in the vet tech field 7 years before leaving because I couldn't make enough money. It's a rough but rewarding field for sure.
thekhodontchaknow
Me too! Cheers to student debt!
hallows16
Amen. I'm right here with you,
DarmokAndJaIadAtTanagra
You put the / in the wrong place. I assume you meant to ask 'how do you become a hedgehog/dentist.
ThatOneGifGuy
How do you fit 44 teeth in that mouth when I only have 20 something?
SirPremierViceroy
That'd be a bitch to floss.
eggtart
It's because a hedgehog's skull is built in a certain way that their back molars I have no idea what I'm talking about
iamireland
But technically you were probably right.
mitotinytims
Obviously the teeth are smaller? Also, you have 32...unless you've lost a dozen or so o_o
josephinebaxter
Teeth and relative dimension in space
dkmuaid
You need to brush your teeth. Seriously.
Smayds
Hedgehog mouths transcend spacetime. Duh.
armonis
His teeth are smaller, and more of them are pointy stabby.
ThatOneGifGuy
I know they're probably quite small.
ceilingdancer
That's odd. You should have 32.
BuffyMarsSavesTheWorld
He's from Arkansas! Leave him alone!
noonerspisms
I have 25, if I'm counting correctly. Also no wisdom teeth, ever. http://imgur.com/K3PVWCt
sewingsally
Sir/Madame, it looks like you have a second molar coming in on the top left. Also, is this an xray of an adolescents mouth?
noonerspisms
It's a few years old. That molar is now below the other ones.
shank
I have 24 teeth. No wisdom or the ones right behind my canines. I'm thinking about having them just remove all but one at this point.
iamireland
Results may vary.
eggtart
unless you play hockey...then you probably have 10
Apoazohr
28 if you have your wisdom teeth removed
ShinyObject
I was born missing one wisdom tooth. Just a funfact.
i81u812
I never had any! Fuck you all im almost 30 and never had even a cavity.
ceilingdancer
Damn, forgot about those. Not that surprising though, I've been a bit slow since I had mine out.
naughtydismutase
My brother has 28 with wisdom teeth. He naturally doesn't have pre-molars.
zaylus
Google says .485kg ~ 1lb, so let's make hedgehog a unit of measurement, because I'm an American and I can do that.
koolman2
so 1 Hedgehog is 485 g. Got it. I weigh 256 Hedgehogs.
koolman2
124 kg or 273 lbs
SheWhoRunsIntoTrees
That's a fuck ton of cute. 256 of those cute little bastards? No work would ever get done.
YourFriendCat
Well we already have bananas and guitars for scale so why not
LlamaPrincess
Don't forget about Jose
IDidntReallyUnderstandThatReference
I guess we've given up on using Lorde as a ruler?
chiLOV3
Why do his toes look so ... gross?
sublime29
he probably was scared in his carrier and pooped a lot and proceeded to step in it.
tooindecisiveforausername
Hedgehogs poop SO MUCH...and then walk in it. We call them "poop shoes"
sicsided
We called ours poop boots!
SonicTheBedhog
Because they are caked in his own poo. I'm not making that up.
jexa89
I used to have a hedgehog and it would crap in his wheel and then run through it all night. His feet looked like that
Abso
Same... then one day it magically stopped. I don't know what game this hedgehog is playing, but it appears to be beating me.
ColonelObvious
Humans know not to crap at the wheel. Except that one vengeful, crazy NASA chick.
starfishprime
Here I am an unemployed human surgeon and somewhere there's a hedgehog dentist pulling down Rolex Submariner money.
FelineEviscerator
You're joking, right?! Job security is one of the few reasons I'm even in med school! mmm88888
RandomAbscessMemories
It's been hard for human surgeons to find work ever since those damn hedgehogs started getting medical degrees.
iurylima
Same here.. Rocking a Polar FT1
crookedcat
Speaking as a veterinarian, that is.
crookedcat
I promise you that a veterinarian makes less money than you do on unemployment.
RandomAbscessMemories
So the watch is from his organized crime kickbacks? "Eh, Joey Two-Toes found this dog, see, and if something were to happen to his balls..."
anotherrainydayinmylife
I don't understand why people think vets make so much money. They don't. It's the lowest return to investment ratio of any grad program.
wilwith1l
Any grad program? Tell that to anyone with a masters in Social Work. Ain't none of them rockin' Submariners.
AskingTheRealQuestions
You can have a master's in social work? wtf?
iamjacksswimmingestdolphin
Can't really do social work in MD with a grad degree
mirdreams
My husband says if he could do it over he'd be a vet.
eggmuffin
I'm sure he's dirty. He takes bribes to examine mole mole teeth as well.
HeyFreckleFace
Out of sheer curiosity, what type of surgeon?
Skittleballs
A rocket surgeon.
themoonmadeofbarbequesparerib
Human. Can't you read?
sanitypotion
Yeah, I mean, it's not rocket surgery...
SuperDramaticFusion
zombillek
*whisper* thank you *whisper*
onlyhereforonething
HeyFreckleFace
http://imgur.com/XZwSDhy
ifmusicbethefoodofloveplayon
I need to favorite this later. Best laugh I've had in ages!
GregKennedy
http://imgur.com/z2rMs8V
angrierpanda
Anal surgeon.
saltypond
Excuse me but it's called a colorectal surgeon, duh! :P
DoctorTobiasFunkeAnalrapist
You rang?
purpledrink
I think he would probably make more money as an analrapist
SillyCircuits
But maybe he's found his true calling as an actor?
ComradeSnowball
The fake kind.
Auxientius
I live in Bangkok. I can send you a 'rolex' for about 150 usd that will fool most people and last for years.
cussincosmonaut
send me a message
Auxientius
Just let me know what you're after and your budget
cussincosmonaut
I looking for a Rolex Submariner style with a blue or black face and gold band.
Auxientius
OK Cool I'll snap a few photos and send you something to pick from and prices.
naughtydismutase
Contact me.
Auxientius
PM me what you're looking for and where you live and your budget and I'll give you some options
tuxedos
Thats all Im thinking. Everyone needs to realize this ain't a normal vet. This is a weird animal vet & they're prolly rolling in the dough.
pronacc
Not to be a twat, but if you're an unemployed surgeon you either did something wrong or it's by choice.
ListenHereYouLittleShit
Right?! Job security for a surgeon is very favorable compared to many other profession!
3rdshifting
How did you fuck up? Who did you kill? That doesn't just hhappen
ShakePlays
You kill a few people any nobody forgets it :/
Intr0naut
Good spot.
biffoboffo
I work at the VA in the US and if you live here, we have a lot of jobs open! usajobs.gov
rossmum
It's cool. I bet my Raketa could take their Rolexes in a fight.
azurepenguin
you have us, though
JaqenHgar
If you are unemployed you were either a shit doctor or you chose to leave whatever job you had. Besides... who says "human surgeon" lol
barryhalls
And somewhere there's a guy who pays said pricey vet to check out his hedgehog's teeth, apparently just for the photos and imgur frontpage
peteengr
I'm an engineer and I pull Rolex Submariner money once a month.
kleelu
Maybe he's smart with his investments
MiloCoatedBanana
there are unemployed doctors? wtf
Ravenandthemoon
Upvote for you, starfishprime. Ain't no thang; you be ballin' soon. Xo
starfishprime
Update 8 years later - I'm ballin' now. Thanks for believing.
TheIronMaiden
It's no Rochefoucauld, the thinnest water-resistant watch in the world. Singularly unique, sculptured in design, hand-crafted in (1/2)
TheIronMaiden
Switzerland and water resistant to 3 atmospheres It's 'the' sports watch of the 80's. $6955 dollars retail. It tells time simul- (1.5/2)
TheIronMaiden
-taneously in Monte Carlo, Beverly Hills, London, Paris, Rome, and Gstaad! (2/2)
jbmcfad
In Philadelphia, it's worth 50 bucks.
idontwannayoucantmakeme
I'll give you tree-fiddy. Best I can do. I have to make some money on it, too, you know
jathomas
as an anesthesiologist wearing a lange and sohne, you've done it all wrong.
SebaBar
Fantastic choice, L&S is boss.