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huanthewolfhound
Thumbnail had me thinking OP had found a Stargate.
MetaphoricalFox
I thought you'd make a stargate...
meebit
"I could see myself taking this home."- OP
MrMcMillin
I bet you love it, but I kinda like it before the paint...
Korhal2005
Do you want your house haunted? Cuz that's how you get your house haunted.
BlinkSpunk
More like a perfectly good Stargate
RebelDreamer
YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO OPEN THE PORTAL!!!!! Not DECORATE IT!!!!!!
iHaveToPoop
As a coke head, leave it on that table as your new table top!
pokerstarapple
Looking for a coke comment. Imgur never dissapoints!
RyanCharlie
Could have been a awesome Stargate mirror but you've ruined that.
bridgebrain
You should have gone Stargate with it
GemmaKnight33
Upvote for the one person who thinks the same thing I do! Xx.
omgdumbstarbucks
Occulus inbound.
likeasiringtinsir
do...do cocaine off of it...
AllHailCthulhu
That was my first thought too...
ThePresidentOfStrayaOFFICIAL
I'm having difficulty working out the scale on this. I need some banana tape.
ReposterCallerOuterMan
http://imgur.com/DIhseMJ .gif
UnpinionedPoplars
Dammit MOONMOON!
TheOriginalNonfiction
Pretty sure it's cursed.
RonAllenby
Careful, it may be haunted. I mean why else would you throw a perfectly good mirror in a dumpster?
chukichi
I was thinking this exact thing. "Welp, he has a haunted mirror now..."
COLONELOBVlOUS
I was thinking it could be a stargate, but thats just me.
approvalguy
You had one chance to make a Star-gate! One...
DynamicSoup
From the thumbnail I thought it was a Stargate.
danny87
I kinda like the original color. But then again I'm color blind.
RobertEmmet
I think it looks beautiful the way you painted it!
thatsnotright
you took a beautiful old mirror with an antiquated finish...and painted over it with acrylic...congrats on the find sorry you ruined it :/
Harcorepkurharcoreprkur
So true. Looks insanely tacky now.
rebekha
OP you just made it look super cheap by painting it. Before it was looking myteriously expensive.
JewsQueersAndEskimosINeverReallyCaredFor1
Take off your glasses when taking a mirror selfie, it's making the pictures blurry.
kafkaestic
Intelligent comment is intelligent.
Gherkincensed
Best comment here
Resurrectionist
I can't believe you painted a stargate up like that. For shame.
karorius
The Jaffa will never find their way back now, camouflage successful
chrisis
Krii
MyHouseOnMars
What OP really needs is an Iris now.
jsavidge
http://imgur.com/FlQ1vHn
Roboshlob
Dude that's rad! Good job
MakingUpAUsernameIsTerrifying
Well at least we know OP isn't a vampire.
the9man
...but that's no reflection on you.
chiefslithersnake
That was a myth started by vampires to continue hiding among humans. -Bill Compton
Yukinablue
Depends. If we are talking Old World Of Darkness, it might just not be a Lasombra....
nichijoudan
That's a stereotype!
SuharuStormrage
Should look out for dead plants though.
imgurwhatnonsenseisthis
Selfie-pire
ThePastmaster
They could have used aluminum instead of silver nitrate to get the reflective properties right.
thatclimbingguy
Plot Twist: Shopped
dittu
How can you be so sure?
StalBundy
Not a vampire... Worse! A soulless ginger! Quick, slay him!!!
ridetheshoopuf
The essential "still a better love story than Twilight" comment. Do the math yourselves.
DirkDerpaDerp
And it's a shame. It'll take forever for that broken ass arm to heal
mijaelo
But his friend in the 4th picture is one
GeneParmesan1
I don't know. That third picture is rather suspect IMO.
smaug777000
but his friends that helped him are
JesusWalkedOnWaterToDrownInWine
Plot twist: Not an actual reflection, but a picture of a reflection.
iamireland
This hasn't been applicable since we stopped using silver for mirrors.
imgurwhatnonsenseisthis
only pesants dont use silver in their mirrors
smaug777000
there's always one
iamireland
Who takes his vampire hunting seriously? You best thank me for every night you've made it home unexsanguinated!
Flyndaran
Mirrors reflect the "soul". Since demonic beings don't have souls, they wouldn't show up. They never explained why we see objects though.
iamireland
Which is why that's bullshit. It's just reflected light.
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iamireland
=D It explains photography, too, since silver was once a component in film chemicals. So I've heard.
iamireland
And it's said that the "silver" thing comes from Judas Iscariot.
Flyndaran
Of course not. There are many mythologies that have nothing to do with Christianity.
iamireland
And?
Ophieo
Shit... I can't see myself in this mirror.
thefinerthingsclub
why can't I find a cool ass mirror in the dumpster.. I like it pre and post paint, good job!
AngryHumanoid
Reverse vampire, has to home by sundown and can only be seen in mirrors or cameras, and loves garlic.
foxtale11
Has a over stalk of blood and gets massive noise bleeds if he doesn't inject people or donate
yugiben
So he also donates blood? But he still lives forever? Awesome.
Flyndaran
Nope, sadly he dies forever.
Murdercorpse
OK, here's what we've got: the Rand Corporation, in conjunction with the saucer people, under the supervision of the reverse vampires 1/2
Murdercorpse
are forcing our parents to go to bed early in a fiendish plot to eliminate the meal of dinner. (2/2)
Murdercorpse
We're through the looking glass here people... (3/2)
oftenmildysarcastic
Yes, he's a Re-Vamp. Just like that mirror.
DarthBrawn
Yes isn't it all just a little too convenient
Atharaphelun
And gives blood to its "victims" by forcing them to suck on his-
kivalo
penis. There, I said it.
BroItsJesus
Actually, the word was tongue
Slammur
YOU DARE SPEAK THE WORD!?!?! YOU SHALL PAY, MARK MY WORDS!
IbukiOnTheScene
Happiness. Hap-piness. Ha-penis. Penis. VAAAGIIINNAAAAA!!!
Armored0Titan0
Will he pay with his penis?
TracerBulletPI
I kind of liked the rustic look it had before it was painted. It has a very southwest-ish feel now (which is fine, just not my thing).
Chukapi
Both of them are ugly in my opinion. The previous was, as many have said, 'fake-vintage' whereas the afterwards looks tacky to me.
justasomeone
was classic now dime store... but i have friends that think more is more and they would love this
wellthisisaname
I Thought It Looked Like Some Badass Entryway To An Old, Lost Society.
DezTurkish
I agree. The end product is good, but I did like the older look a little more.
BeigeNotBrown
I agree. If I had to paint it though I would have gone with one colour, something dark and rusty.
10203484050603
it belongs in a dumpster now; before it didnt.
Greeneyedfox
Yeah, tacky up the wazoo. But maybe now it's ironic and therefore hipster-approved?
DEADPOOLDEADPOOLDEADPOOLDEADPOOL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zq7Eki5EZ8o
CheddarDreams
I probably would have just added some red, if anything
ACatNamedVirtute
The original reminded me of a necklace i've had forever with this on it http://image0-rubylane.s3.amazonaws.com/shops/crystazzle/2846.1L.jpg
fuckoffdumbcat
OP did something with his time. At least he can look at himself in the mirror at the end of the day.
imagurk
Well, he can look at the him from a few nanoseconds ago, at least. Reflect on that one a bit.
TheHumanCentipad
but it looked so 'fake rustic' !
FlibbityFoobleBee
Agreed. Might have been cool with a dark stain though.
crowey92
i tried that with my underwear...wasn't that popular
FlibbityFoobleBee
Ah, but did you try it with a gold ring?
sweetpeasoup
Honestly I feel like it looked way better before. Now it looks like it belongs in a toddler's room
sherbetty
i thought he was just gonna go dark gold with it and make the sun looking part pop, it's a little too much now
BorderlineBoozehound
Yeah, I'd have probably just sanded it to clean it and used 22k gold leaf.
opad
I would have painted it one color. Maybe dark blue or a dark green.
BDSMBlooddoll
I'd have done different colors.
NotACommie
could very well turn out to be valuable and OP ruined it :/
Sluggathor
I was expecting stargates and now I'm disappointed.
hyperdistortion
Yep, totally expected Richard Dean Anderson to walk out of it. Mildly disappointed now...
chrisis
ME TOO
azureraptor
I come in here and I see this damn hippie sunflower instead of a stargate. Could not be more disappointed.
jfm2
here is stargate
Pantsworth6573
I played the music in my head through the entire thing.
jfm2
well now you can enjoy the rest of your day hearing the music
BlueDsc
Yeah, at first glance I thought it was a Stargate.
noonerspisms
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JebediahJones
I made sure to scroll down first before posting the same thing. I say we start a change.org petition to make him repaint it as a stargate.
Hybris51129
As am I.
ifmusicbethefoodofloveplayon
Glad I'm not the only one!
VidiVeniThenSheLeft
I went hunting for exactly this comment. Dude found a perfectly good Stargate and painted it up like some fruitytooty sunshine mirror.
ifmusicbethefoodofloveplayon
Glad I'm not the only one!
brenedek
Me too, indeed.
GoogleFucker
I was too. I hoped he'd fix it to resemble that. Now I'm sad
ifmusicbethefoodofloveplayon
Glad I'm not the only one!
thetownisTHATway
It's creative, but I don't personally like the color scheme.
Widget88
It says "Aztec human sacrifices" to me.
Superfastsheep
I would've painted it but differently
tanadarko
I didn't at first until that red circle. Now I'm digging it.
Utanapishtim
Someone threw away a perfectly good mirror? Wow. Great restoration work!
JesusWalkedOnWaterToDrownInWine
Somebody was told they weren't the fairest of them all.
Hetzer
It's cause it's cursed.
austenbronte
That's a renovation. A restoration would have refurbished the item back to the most pristine original form as possible.
schmitty8
People throw out perfectly good everything, google/youtube dumpster diving! You'd be surprised! Saw a vid once, a guy pulled (1/2)
meebit
The sarcasm is strong with this one.
froqwasket
No?
GoBlue
Yea, this reflects really well on OP.
Utanapishtim
*ba dum psh* Take your +1, good sir.
iSpeakRussianese
Yeah, it looks awesome! Also that mirror would not have been cheap had they bought it.
schmitty8
5 sealed garbage bags of perfectly good sealed various candies. Crazy! (2/2)
ZacMuerte
i dunno, it looks like it distorts the figure of the living, slowly stealing their souls
Ladysauce27
It's probably haunted
mikerosswannabe
How did that thing even fit in a dumpster
HypoMix
I've found an apx $100 highchair chucked out, people are lazy.
Utanapishtim
It's moving season in my town, couches and chairs freaking everywhere.
iwantashortnameforonceohshit
Why is that lazy? Assuming they put it outside, they likely had no use for it and wanted to be kind and give it away for free..
HypoMix
Many op-shops will pick up your stuff for free, rather than just leaving it on the nature strip to get vandalised or thrown away.
arcadiasilver
Based on current experience: People outgrow things, even useful ones. Maybe they couldnt find someone who wanted it, so they threw it away
HypoMix
any op-shop/charity would love to take it