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Dec 7, 2016 5:02 PM
DaBakedPotato
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SarCactus
gonna need more arrows pls.
lurker407
knotch2
I'm currently seeing that whale right now. I'm thinking about breaking it off. All she talks about is plankton and water.
ClonePH
Ha ha ha ha ha. Some men just want to see the world burn. hahahaha
WhyNotUncleIroh
Look at #3 and #4 guys. The blurred part is exactly the same. It's all lies. WAKE UP SHEEPLE!
tigreblanc
thank goodness for the red arrows because i was gonna read the blurry comments
Derfboy
Once again, things that never happened....
MountbattenBLAMMO
pumpernicklelel
*puts up intervention sign*, @op your cropping isn't just hurting you, it's hurting those around you
DaBakedPotato
i was in a rush, sorry.
OkamiIssho
this shit is dumb af.
SimonAmes
I'm a whale and I find this offensive
SomeCrazyNerd
I'm offensive and I find this whale.
TCGView
I like how the whale just made things so much worse at the end.
stoicfibre
LinnehKitteh
He's better off. Whales can be highly aggressive.
Derwegdeswarheit
I don't know how i'm supposed to reply
thecolonels
I once teached a whale to jump out of its tail
AidanCarberry
If you can do me a favor and not ever repost this, that would be great
CarisaSparks
This story is fishy!
civicrocker
Thank god for the red arrows!!! I would have been so lost!
HowSpookyIsIt
spoopinator
I like you
TheClayKnight
Oh please. Have you SEEN a whale skeleton?
AjiibShah
How did this start anyways
Fireork
Joellllllll
J3LLYF1SH31
Are we ever safe from the damn skeletons?
gandersxX
I feel one inside me right now.
ToryExplory
Send help I think I have a skeleton in me
astrakko
No.
astrakko
Unless you are a jellyfish or something.
psycotic45
There's a skeleton in your room right now be careful.
jayaimless
There's one hiding in his body too. But don't tell him. Not sure he can handle it.
DarthFutuza
MagnusTheRedCyclops
You.. You just told him...
BennyBlancoFromTheBronxx
Painfully fake
cambriago13
I don't know if that was contrived or not, but it was funny as hell. :)
DMGuy
"I don't know if that was contrived or not"...you wouldn't happen to be in the market for bridges, would you?
hughesybooze
How the fuck are the gears in your head turning that slowly?
JhericFury
"came home smelling of salt water" I'm 99% sure it's either entirely fictional, or they made it up themselves as a joke.
Synaptix
...really? Whether or not it was contrived? It was. It was contrived.
cambriago13
I've long since stopped questioning the capacity for insanity in this country; America has cauterized my incredulity. ;)
moxymox
MRW you become one of the people that people like you complain about
ProphetTenebrae
I guess he won't be having a whale of a time.
DarkMaster98
theonlybianca
Son of a......Now I have the stupid Whalom Park theme song in my head! >.<
TomDobs55
Hello fellow Massachusetts Imgur user!
theonlybianca
Well hello there!! :) What town? (Totally not stalking you. Maybe. Probably.)
TomDobs55
Medford!
theonlybianca
Nice. I lived there last before I came up to Lowell. Downtown. Not the sketchy part ;)
diamondman00
TrustyBadmash
Get out!
aPrideofLions
We're not on Tumblr, fuck off
TheZompocalypse
I can't even!
Somanyquestions
Marc should leave both of them, there are plenty of other fish in the sea.
obligatoryguy
FUCK! +1
BlueSpaceLizard
http://imgur.com/Nanjcbe
Adthay
actually, common mistake, humans are actually mammals
NoLongerFoamingWolffo
I think as a community we need to all come together and give this comment more upvotes.
ShineSnow22
Oh whale that explains a lot!
Bummmmblebeetuna
Idk what I'm looking at. Could you please add an arrow or something so I can see what your post is about?
CyberAkuma
All's whale that ends whale
tusig1243
This sounds fake as fuck
JhericFury
You don't fucking say, the "smelling of salt water" and twist of him actually having slept with the whale gave it away did it?
AdmJota
Man, if you think *that's* fake, just wait until I tell you about the Game of Thrones. (Spoiler: none of it really happened.)
tusig1243
I don't watch GoT but I see your point
NowSneakyTurtle
Im not sure which replies im supposed to read.
extremelywhittyusername
Let me help ----------->
SuchofuTheSexy
Yeah, those arrows are pretty unnecessary considering the blur.
Pulsahr
Thank you captain obvious, now fly away.
Goodnewwseveryone
Yeah, I agree. Red circles definitely would have helped a lot. Some people don't know how to make things stand out! Geez
ImgurBannedMe
CassiusFaux
If only there were some red circles.....
ImgurBannedMe
KingKon
Me too, some directions would have been helpful :/.
ImgurBannedMe
KingKon
I don't know what I'm looking at here, tbh :/.
IwentLookingForWhatTheBiggestIdiotHasToSayAndHereYouAre
the blurred out ones
ImgurBannedMe
NowSneakyTurtle
Oh so there is only one? Why would they make it so long? Silly.
frostedbutler
red circles would have helped
oceanbreathesalty
idk I think I need them magnified
ImgurBannedMe
frostedbutler
Maybe some red question marks drawn on too
Wanderl0st
The blurry ones.
orgeezuz
I know you like it
westo48
Obviously
Ioffersex
Si!
Apollo10
ENHANCE!
JasonasB
DonaldTrumpImpersonator
"Its sa-tine"
Heisenbergerandfries
They should have...I dunno, highlighted them somehow.
myheartisstarkmyspiritistargaryen
There has to be a better way!
vader300
Definitely should have circled and enhanced them as well, maybe arrows n shit
DildoSchwagins
I am gunna guess that this was a setup between the two in order to make others feel uncomfortable.
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Schmuck4hire
It's undoubtedly a joke. 'Still a fun read, tho.
SamArt53
No, it's on the interweb, so it must be true!
aliteralmuffinbutton
If you look at the top you can see it's from college humor
iDrinkDrano
Best couple dynamic
RedroverRedrover
Not necessarily a setup. They might just joke around like this all the time.
BlackRedRollsRoyce
Really? Damn. I thought this was real.
VahagnKarapetyan
They both look like fake accounts: https://www.instagram.com/t">/?hl=en">https://www.instagram.com/taylor310/?hl=en https://www.instagram.com/dude_marc/
DrKriegersClone
I'd give it about 50/50 whether he was playing along or just confused.
soniclettuce
"I threw your clothes in the ocean"
ThatWhaleGirl
WHAT MARC AND I HAD WAS REAL! The good thing about the ocean is no one seas your tears...
SwagicalYololord
I sea what you did there.
QBE2311
How can you be so casual with THESE current events?
grandtheftavocado
You have all the best guesses. So many good guesses. Yuge.
encyclopediabritannica
"You always came home smelling like saltwater."
TylerSully
Well gee whiz, aren't you observant?
EvilKam
I still enjoy this as an obvious work of fiction.
DildoSchwagins
I know it doesn't take anything away from it.
ProconsulBiggusDikkus
Wow I've never met an obvious work of fiction. This is exciting.
EvilKam
NotACanadian
An artistic work of fiction and falsehood
EvilKam
YOU'RE AN ARTISTIC WORK OF FICTION! :p
Volt1ighter
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact