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ChiefMasterAirmanFirstClassSelectInCharge
#16 tho! Every day.
cloudliss
Fun fact Wednesday is named after the God Odin. Used to spell/sound different I think. Other days too Thursday/Thor.
ExistenceIsPainfullyFine
This should have been titled "Memes Greatest Hits Vol. 1"
readerreaper
#14 Also frowned upon to blast Bawaditdaba when picking up your niece from daycare.
RiftCaster
#15 true af lmao
icedmcfurry
I just downvote dumps
ohchewieyou
Are you using my hands to type these up cuz you in my head!
andiwaslikebiiiitch
I feel at home with this post
DasOgre
Turning music down helps because it allows you to process with less distraction
Funkbringer
I don't want to we'd Ness. He's a nice guy but isn't my type.
AmazonEmma
#9 is worse when the store only exits by the cash registers and you have to cut everybody just to get out.
MaybeIamaRobot
I just don't unwrap the starbursts anymore. I eat the whole thing - paper and all
PompatusOfLove
There are places in my house I only see when I'm on my phone talking.
Huldra
I suddenly realize I am standing in random places and its weird. Why am I standing in the bathroom talking on my phone? Its like I teleport.
foxfire1112
me too!! I was in my back yard messing with flowers I didn't know ever existed
Huldra
Haha indeed :D
foxfire1112
It's like you wake up from sleep walking lol
Huldra
Yes. Dont even know how you ended up laying on the sofa. Hahaha
BeatEnthusiast
WHERE'S NED DAY?
MyBrainIsPlastiDipped
That last one is probably the most accurate
FeversAndMirrors
For me it was the one about hearing my recorded voice. So accurate I spit out my food from laughing.
isawthatgoingdifferentlyinmymind
LOL!
MrSpankalot
Liar
SuperChunk89
So accurate that I literally spat out my food when I read it
iamkarlpilkington
I can't breathe..
ReverendAurora
If my total is $200 from one site, you're damn right I'm gonna question $6 shipping. Shipping should be free at that price.
anewshineything
Kill your cheating lover, cut them up, put them in a bag, and throw the bag into the river.
SeanSweat
Sorry, I do random stuff when I'm on the phone. Teehee
FiveFingeredFistagon
Then hurl the river into space.
DrProfessorRocketSurgeon
That's just wrong... you make soup and feed the homeless.
JARKB
Or i could make his girlfriend into soup then let him eat her one more time.
Amped41134
This got twisted fast with no hesitation by any party
joc101
What a kind gesture and good example of recycling
DrProfessorRocketSurgeon
No child left behind!
Fairytail15
Well don't do that!! U should not feed shit to the homeless!!
DrProfessorRocketSurgeon
Things got awkward when I took it to the church's potluck dinner...
FuckKnows
#1 is so real. I'd stand around staring at my feet waiting for an hour instead of saying "dafuq out my way"
ILikeCuteGifsAndICannotLie
I wait 5 seconds and the day excuse me. Ain't got time for that.
ILikeCuteGifsAndICannotLie
*then say ugh
FuckKnows
Not all heroes wear capes. Truly yours is a super power in this age of social anxieties.
Midgarmerc
85% are what I do
Highlander8795
You give it a test click to see its resistance, so you know how hard to grip when grabbing food, it might be subconscious but it makes sense
Zakarum
#1 turns into an infinite standoff when both of you are pretending to look at the thing the other actually wants.
PreciousPotato
I heard those two were only in their mid-twenties when they went into that store.
AllTheseYearsWrestlingGators
Wed-NESS-day, busi-NESS.
canIgetausername
I can't figure out horizontal without the whore lays flat
Hails
Par-liAH- ment
Hails
I also always pronounce environment in French to remind myself the N is there. (environnement)
ExpatProblems
Connect-i-cut
howdoyouturnthisonagain
B E A utiful!
WarfritLive
B-A-N-A-N-A-S
topkekasaurus
Business is such a stupid word oh my god. For as long as I can think back I've always spellt it as "buisness"
catflaps
Resta-u-rant. I'm a professional in my early 30s and still can't spell it otherwise.
TheHeathLedger
Loch NESS monster
Zakarum
+1, you beat me to it :D
IronBaronOfDis
Bus-in-ess, heathen.
foxfire1112
I honestly can't spell it otherwise
AtsaMattaForYou
#5 http://imgur.com/xnIbSsg
ezdunks23
I say "pee-O-pleh" to spell people
Phobos613
I say 'PeeO-pull'
DunderMifflinsKevinMalone
Ange-el and ang-leh for angel and angle
auredu
#17 was me, like one minute ago :|
TunkkisOfFinland
#23 why wouldn't you?
Axcyi
Since FEB-RU-ARY is coming.
Kidsplayingwithawoodenduck
I gave away the t-shirts
Grubenwolf
PhDinWhy
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