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Almost a month until #Lindapendence Day.
Horgi tax.
tgiaa
The theatre stuff ups cured my depression for today. That's what I come here for.
Icantthinkatall
Tumblr posts are actually worse than employment bird.
HandsomeJack19
So much fuckery happening to the English language in this dump.
Magicflutefreddie
The alien one...wut?
NoLongerFoamingWolffo
Gotta be honest. Huge Podmore looks like a serious tool and is probably unbearable to live with.
baysaa
abeigor
That description of the Navy SEAL is 100% accurate in my experience.
CanGetIn
They're physically rather unassuming, but perpetually calm.
ArvisJaggamar
"Flip the tape??"
headseamstress
What were once pranks and accidents in school are now constant mess ups in my job as a stage manager. People think I drink cos I'm Irish....
IGotTheMusicInMe425
#14 Do you wanna build a death raaaayyy? Come on, let's kill the woooorrrlld!
PJVeddersGirl
I also live in the anus of the pig. It's only marginally better than it sounds.
SAAVIK
The Dunkin Donuts guy is going to be a great wirter.
RobJenkins
We used to take showers after PE. Watched by Mr Griggs, he was weird & had 1 leg shorter than the other, raised sole on one shoe.
dustmywets
RobJenkins
It was an odd time.
Guest02384
Our high school locker room showers had been disused for so long they became filled dead leaves (in the basement of the building) 1/2
Guest02384
2/2 I'm pretty sure animals had nested in there. It was grrrrossss
HaniiPuppy
Happy Potter and the pill-swallower's stoned.
FreeFloatingFullTorsoVaporousApparition
That’s some heavy meme reading
BloodAndDonuts
On the vampire accountant one- X-Files once had an episode where Mulder defends himself from a vampire like this with sunflower seeds.
KoalaBe
Indeed! It was "Bad Blood" Season 5 episode 12
BloodAndDonuts
The vampire was so pissed at him too, I still think about that and laugh.
Virunuss
Seriously though, PE was bullshit. Especially on Picture day. Oh whats that, you have PE 3rd period and pictures are 4th? OH WELL.
HowDoesOneDoThis
PE 1st and Pictures 2nd, on a Monday. Egh.
Pikkupanda
#6...bamboozled again.
xaosbob
Read the showtales one for so long I forgot it wasn't the whole post. Subsequent Neopets coming-of-age story was a confusing shift in topic.
therearenotenoughusernames
Same
ImJustObserving
You missed your chance to say cumming-of-age...
xaosbob
GODDAMMIT
mimomisu
Zombie Juliet got me big time. Actually, I think that tumblr post alone would get you to FP. Good selection
spocksdaughter
Showed the theater post to my friend, she said "The passion play one is true! It was a church in Alabama, I know where it happened!" 1/
spocksdaughter
2/Fake swords not spears, the real one was used to chop something down. But it wasn't marked in any way, so they actually stabbed jesus
spocksdaughter
3/ He literally yelled "You stabbed me! Jesus Christ, you STABBED ME" and when Jesus#2 went FLYING up, it flashed his tighty whities"
spocksdaughter
4/4 They also dressed up a dog as a donkey. People and animals walking down the aisles waving palms, and this dog stop and takes a giant poo
iusedtodream
Best dump in ages. I thank thee.
lcplspanky
vwyx
He has deleted it, but you can go through Homestuck blogs and find plenty of other posts by the same guy. https://imgur.com/2t8SOpt
WoTLert
Just ... open a word processor, type it in yourself, print it out?
lcplspanky
Apparently I'm gonna have to cuz it's been deleted, I just liked the idea of having it be a picture.
Honeybadger2198
Type it in any text editor, screenshot it, open it up in an image editor and change to your liking. Print.
WoTLert
Type it in MSPaint?
NeneJPhilly
As for the Penis Girl, I would have owned that first one but the second? I would have been MORTIFIED! That would be the day I became hermit.
UnemployedInGreenland
High School Theatre UL (that I witnessed): King Lear. The eye plucking scene. They used a ping-pong ball for the eye. (1)
UnemployedInGreenland
The eye got plucked and was tossed on the stage...and proceeded to bounce to the edge, down the stairs and across the floor to the wall. (2)
UnemployedInGreenland
The audience never recovered. I'll never get that image out of my head & giggle incessantly whenever I think about it. (3)
cyoparallel
#13 the last party that I was at, 3 drunk girls were feeling everyone's hair and my beard. Drunk people are fun to be around.
shagtaw
that... that kinda sounds like they were on ecstasy. also fun to be around just make sure they stay hydrated
cyoparallel
I was. I was the only sober one out of 8 people at the party
NeneJPhilly
Why am I never around fun drunk people?! I'm surrounded by assholes!
cyoparallel
Idk, dude
Totallyscrewedinaustin
I wonder if Hugh Podmore ever found a roomie?
mimomisu
I really hope so. The ad is 4 years old
T4ggl3
I too live in the pig's anus
Hutchy01
That's a change for Norfolk, normally it's a cousin's anus.
Hutchy01
And for your Response, Yorkshire for me.
LetsTalkGameDesign
Re: Theater stories. Once did a production of Little Red Riding Hood. The wolf is hiding behind a big black wooden stage flat, ready to /1
LetsTalkGameDesign
make his entrance. I guess he leaned on it or something because it lands in the middle of Red's dialogue, with a thump. There he is, /2
LetsTalkGameDesign
frozen with fear. Red, class act that she was, breaks up her dialogue, looks up towards the rafters and says "My, it's windy today."
Crazywelderguy
Weren't all atoms really close together at the big bang?
Morkney
Atoms didn't even come about until after the big bang. Heck, in the beginning you didn't even have protons/neutrons/electrons
dasklaus
Also, what atoms are part of you changes constantly.
thegreatwhiteblackartblackestmaster
DID YOU JUST SCIENTIFICALLY DISPROVE A SHITTY TUMBLR POST?!
shagtaw
forget it, crazywelderguy, it's tumblr town
Iroques
LustrousShadow
Everyone is everyone's soulmate. We assign pairings by lottery. Yours is this very handsome tree~
Crazywelderguy
http://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/news-columns-blogs/deadline-miami/article18586979.html
LustrousShadow
Thought he was Thor, eh? He must have been really *hammered*.