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Jan 9, 2023 2:17 PM
YourFriendlyNeighborhoodDumbass
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AllHailTheMoose
Xero999
See plenty of time
squelcheswetly
Your parents and me.
MichaelMars
Fisyx
myquietfantasy
The good guys always win, even in the eighties.
myquietfantasy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1NpZxn860M
carr99
Okay but this is a mod, right? A mod, right?
Mythmatic
I can totally see some movie where Tom Cruise chases down a flying plane on motorcycle
metrognome11
LolanXVI
PoptartSpankySpoogeMonkey
Seems very realistic.
Cobalt1
What game is this?
MyBigMouth
GTAV (Online)
westPAguy
Here is my attempt
amp99
Cargo plane? No. Bikego plane.
Bonchoman
Fukk physics
Soberyn
I don't own a car. Only motorcycles. And this is exactly what my dreams are like.
nightster07
Last dream I had about my motorcycle I was frantically searching for it cause some dumbass started a zombie petting zoo at the fair.
Snooj
Because your parents have experienced missing a flight before.
dillesss
That and they know what's like to travel with kids.
Snooj
Which is likely why they missed the flight.
commentsivehadafew
Not the character face I was expecting
Beefkins
That's the face of insanity.
AndyCairns
Reminds me of the breast-feeding cat
Muunk
I've been told the same thing on a few dates.
percolatingcarborator
SanchoPliskin
I don’t know why but I was expecting Link, from the Zelda games. Maybe the green?
ButtBot9900
I remember once I had a 30 minute layover. Arriving in one gate, departing in the one right next to it. Parents were still worried.
nero4ty2
the fact that you weren't worried is a lot more telling
Excludos
That doesn't leave a lot of room for any delay
whatsisname
Concern with a 30 minute layover is warranted no matter the situation.
Aksuuuh
I once had 12 hours between flights. I missed my 2nd flight when I sitting maybe 20 meters from the terminal majority of the time.
eetsumkaus
30 minute layover is pretty tight. I had a 20 minute delay on a 1 hour layover and I was the very last person on my connecting flight
Rhinta
A 30 minute layover is really short. I'm surprised it was a legal connection able to be booked. Depends on the airport but that is short.
cropduster5000
I once had a 15 minute layover between opposite terminals at LAX. Had to go through security and everything!
StillNotYouTube
Once had a 50m layover. Landed on time and then waited 90 minutes before we could get a gate. Other flight waited for us though.
youcancallmesusanifitmakesyouhappy
I’d be worried about that because 4 out of 5 times my flights don’t leave on time. That 30 minutes can easily get eaten upon the runway
Maahn
yeah but there is no point worrying about how a layover will go. As a passenger there is literally fuck all you can do about delayed flights
Rhinta
Except not book a flight with a 30 min layover.
Maahn
Ha, yeah that would be the common sense route
tacticalfacepalm
STUNT JUMP FAILED
emjay9010
Ghlargh
And this friends, is why we wear a helmet, a back rail and full body clothing.
Guilgamesh
Like a glove
emjay9010
SniffMyPinkies
BarkingBlackbird
ThaWhiteRanger
ToSisPoS
Stupid parents paying for a flight wanting to not face last-minute airport bullshit.
Stewrot
Had me in both halfs. Perfect Title. +1
ChiliBeef
*halves
neospor1n
Listen, he doesn’t half to spell it right for you to know what he means
cardinal29
HelloThere1812
Username checks out, soothing burns and whatnot.
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GeneralWho
Whoosh
Stewrot
Dammit
HelloThere1812
And with 100+ upvotes, you don't want to delete that comment nor do you? :)
Stewrot
Exactly, but also not worried about it. I've come to terms with the fact i'm two oars short a full canoe :)
ChiliBeef
Oh, I like that analogy. Can I keep it?
userfriendly19777
My grand father's way to school.
ChiliBeef
I call nonsense: it's not in the snow and he's not barefoot. BUT... it does appear he's liking it.
MadeYouLookAgain
He flew? Sounds easy as shit.
Thekindofkindlyman
Too much downhill. Uphill both ways or he didn’t go to school
Subtilico
Luxury!
userfriendly19777
You were lucky!
emjay9010
DarkBusterBaron
Not as impressive as the guy who skipped the Rocket Voltic across a bunch of islands and landed on the lighthouse (1)
DarkBusterBaron
https://youtu.be/OTvFQV-OdFU
cropduster5000
omg it's like frisbee golf with a car
beaubrent
I always go very early to the airport because I love airports.
BonafideHomicide
For some reason the airport seems to turn me into a drunk asshole. I don't get that way anywhere else...
Itseemedreasonable
I don't go earlier than I need to, but I don't mind a layover because I too kinda love airports
AisforApple
elBirdnose
GTA physics are broken AF. Impressive never the less, but damn.
3Davideo
I seem to recall that they *tried* to fix the upside-down-motorcycle-lift "bug", but there were too many complaints so they put it back.
ferrybig
GTA: "Down force" gets stronger as your speed gets higher
ztygs
This is not default physics even for GTA lol
LetTheWholeWorldBurn
Some people saying this is modded, idk about anything else but the gravity physics are in unmodded GTA V, can be done on console as well--
LetTheWholeWorldBurn
--something to do with the bottom of bikes and motorcycles weight, aiming where they're supposed to "land" or something like that.
ruint
TheAziz
thewiggins
*sniff* *wipes away tear*
apophisismydad
No! That's the wrong direction! He should have landed from the other side!
Marcass2021
These are the physics that they use in “stunt races” to allow motorcycles to do flips more easily.
Marcass2021
Just so happens if you can fight the bikes attempt to right itself, and hold it upside down… it flies. Spent hours doing this. It’s fun.
thatlamer
While true, even free roam physics are a bit zany. See: the wild shit you can do in the area around the canals with a PCJ600.
Idsertian
This isn't normal game physics. This is modded to fuck and back again.
SpaceBunneh
It's not. It's race mode physics.
PoppinLochNessHopster
No.
Idsertian
Why... Why would that be any different from the regular game?
PoppinLochNessHopster
They are different, but not this much. This is absolutely modded. (5000+ hour player here)
Idsertian
Yeah, I haven't played GTAV in an age, but I don't remember the physics being this whacked out.
PoppinLochNessHopster
This is modded, a lot
MapleSyrupMafia
Nop, you could do that in the game without mods, not sure if they patched it since then.
Efreeti
It's not, motorbikes in GTAV gain forwards momentum if you point the wheels in that direction in midair.
PoppinLochNessHopster
No. absolutely not. stop. no.
Efreeti
It's true friend. At one point you could almost fly indefinitely, but that was patched pretty early on, before it even came to PC.
SpaceBunneh
No its just the physics. You can make a race and just do those stunts instead. I do it every now and again for fun.
PoppinLochNessHopster
Nope. Not at all.
TruffleMcShuffle
Except the bike stay in the back of the plane, unless they changed something recently, not possible.
TruffleMcShuffle
The bike flying part is legit, the stay in the back of the plane as if he was on the ground, is not.
whatsisname
More realistic doesn't always mean more fun.
thatlamer
For example, thing everyone loves: jumping cars over ramps/hills. Thing everyone hates: the mechanic bill after your front axle explodes.
SniffMyPinkies
bananafoen
See RDR2 for example
TossABabyYodaToYourWitcher
Rdr2 was fun as hell, they just kinda gave up on it to keep focusing on GTAO
KillerMeans
LITERALLY THIS. Who tf wants to grind for hours only to have enough money to buy one ridiculously priced car? RDR2 deserved more.
TheWizardofGauze
RDO was a major let down, but at least the SP story was more than worth the price alone. I just wish online lasted longer than it did.
Muffyns
They wantnyou to buy shark cards
pettingmycatwhileipoo
Even with mods that looks pretty impressive
pettingmycatwhileipoo
Part of me still believes there are people out there that will keep trying this until they get it right :}
MeanMisterClean
I mean... isn't that exactly what happened here?
pettingmycatwhileipoo
I'm suggesting the game has been modded to make it easier. Again, I like to believe someone just has mad skills and patience.
ErikLehnsherrWasRight
Is this GTA?
kruug
No, this is Patrick.
MetalPsychologist
No, it’s Becky
SniffMyPinkies
Patrick my boi what's up
WoodfolkFae
yes gta5 online
Hashbrown123
It looks like the mission from the main game.
WoodfolkFae
online uses the same map and the character here is not one of the 3 playable characters from the main.
Hashbrown123
I know that, bu5 there is a mission where you need to chase a plane while on a dirt bike that plays out like this.
Ghostwish
Yes and no. It's GTA V, modded quite a bit.
MapleSyrupMafia
You could do that without mods, not sure if it's still possible now.
Ghostwish
Um, no. The speeds alone are preposterous enough, but they took several impacts that would have sent you FLYING off your bike in vanilla.
MapleSyrupMafia
You go pretty fast going down Mount Cancer...
Ghostwish
Enough to clear the entire channel in a single jump?
Ghostwish
Actually now people are talking about some race mod that tweaks the speeds and physics a bit. Apparently this is it.
PoppinLochNessHopster
So I've played the everloving fuck out of this game, the Bati does not have anywhere near this acceleration, this is modded.
aThingWithTheStufAndTheJunk
I mean even if it did have the acceleration, the airtime rapidly got more and more unrealistic throughout the video.
whatsisname
It looks to be employing the motorcycle gliding technique.
Nagodreth
Which is a fun bit of base game physics wonkiness, it's not evidence of modding in a vacuum.
PoppinLochNessHopster
Sure is, that technique doesn't produce anywhere close to these results.
BoogieWoogieWookiee
GTA is such a guilty pleasure. I hope they make it so you can do most heists solo, like the Cayo Perico one.
nightster07
Yes! I want to do Cayo Perico but online its pretty much impossible.
BoogieWoogieWookiee
Hmm? I do it online all the time, just solo. The trick is to do it stealthily. The moment the alarms go off and you haven't gotten your
BoogieWoogieWookiee
loot, you're pretty much f'd.
nightster07
Alright, might be worth a shot.
hfctom
Once I learned you can just swim off the island and still hit the Kosatka exit no matter where you are it got easier.
BoogieWoogieWookiee
Oh yeah. And going in with the speedboat via the sewers makes it even easier.
hfctom
I'll have to try that. I usually just do the Kosatka through the sewer. Probably shave a few minutes off prep for sure.