How many does it take?

Nov 5, 2023 4:57 AM

maybe maybe maybe

Now test how many BB guns it would take to stop a real train.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You’re making some Italians very upset… and by some I mean ALL of them.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't see any emergency response teams for that train derailment. So this is the USA?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You know you can just use your hands to break pasta, right?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Isn't this an act of aggression towards Italy?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I kinda wanna try this with my all metal 1950s Lionel PRR. Engine weighs like 15 pounds and I don't even have enough straight track or room to get it up to full speed. But I don't not wanna clean up the giant mess.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

the density of the obstruction in the last test is much higher than the others.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yeah I wish they had made more breaks with less spaghet apiece instead of using fewer breaks with more spaghet, cause of course a thick bundle of uncooked paste is going to stop the toy train

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I like that it's intervals of 7 up until "ah fuck it, 70 didn't stop it. double it! Followed by a mighty fag of 500"

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Is spaghet?!

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Nope. 210 put him off the track, and at 500 he was already off the track.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Now do it with cooked pasta.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So the answer wasn't 42 after all.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It already derailed at 210 though.

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2 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Something I've slways wondered. /s

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is Denzel driving?

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This will trigger that woman's cute Italian husband

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ot is not the amount that stop the train, it is how you stack them. Had he stacked a 100 like he stacked them in the last test, it would probably have stopped it.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

The Thomas theme song makes this canon.

2 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 1

1276+ pieces of spaghetti on the floor

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Take one down, pass it around. 1275+ pieces of spaghetti on the floor.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

What??? Somewhere between 210 and 500! This tells us almost nothing!

2 years ago | Likes 140 Dislikes 0

Mama Mia!

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Now that's using your noodle.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

This is the kind of content I come to Imgur for :)

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It's like one of those ethical dilemma posts where you choose to run over 1 person (represented here by psgetti) or double it for the next person.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

*Sad italian noises*

2 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0

look at how yellow that pasta is, no Italian cries over crappy pasta

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 4

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

So, 499 then.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

The police thought they had caught the person responsible for causing these spaghetti derailments, but it turns out they had arrested an impasta.

2 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

That's a terrible comment and I wish I had thought of it first.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’d pay a pretty penne to figure out who did this.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

somewhere between 210 and 500

2 years ago | Likes 171 Dislikes 0

Yeah My thoughts exactly. Need a few more trials to narrow it down a little more.

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

If you put 150 all upfront, you’d probably get the same effect since it looked like it could barely handle 100.

2 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

none of the people who do these have ever paid attention in science class... start with 100, if it takes more go a bit up, if not go down. until you reached the exact amount... dont fucking jump from 210 to more than double that

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

I've never made it without biting. Go ask Mr owl.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Last test needs to be redone, the railing was misaligned prior to collision. Also, putting that much up-front changes how it would compare to other samples tests.

2 years ago | Likes 1037 Dislikes 3

Also the holders need to be reinforced as they are absorbing part of the energy and flying off

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They got lazy

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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2 years ago (deleted Nov 5, 2023 1:27 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Maybe they ran out of noodles.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

you just publish as "ItaliaFail: strategies for arresting forward motion of S(?) scale model locomotive using dry spaghetti" and now you're covered as long as you describe each trial's noodle deployment in detail

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There's probably other tests in between that they didn't publish.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He was clearly getting bored and needed an out

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean i kinf of feel like their hypothesis was like 100 wpuld stop it, and they werw probably running put of sticks

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also, he changed the density of the pasta which completely changes it's integrity

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Almost like the ‘test’ was done for the likes, not for SCIENCE!

2 years ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 1

I am quite sure that if you spread out the 500 noodles like the earlier tests it would rip right through them too.. or redo the 140 and up tests and bundle the noodles together and the results would fail just like the 500

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Also the jump between 210 and 500

2 years ago | Likes 179 Dislikes 1

Running out of spaghetti. If they had done 250 next, they couldn't have upped their game for the next run.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

They regretted their idea and were just ready to get this experiment over.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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2 years ago (deleted Nov 7, 2023 4:25 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

You say that but I'm pretty sure a lot of the people who are usually prone to getting distracted, will easily hyperfocus on train-pasta-collision testing

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

What kind of.. I'm hungry.

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

As to the misaligned rails, I think they did that intentionally. These looks like the 90's onward single-piece tracks instead of the older multi-piece ones. The aggressive derailing could have damaged the clips that connect the track segments, so instead they disconnected it.

2 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Still could've made a bit to keep them aligned, while allowing them to easily separate.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

While true in general, does someone who is "testing" how much spaghetti it takes to stop a (fairly large) LEGO train that has been run down a slope seem like someone who takes the time to build a decent break-away alignment system? Especially, after they spent all their time building the slope and the noodle holders.

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