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Aug 19, 2016 10:57 PM
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YukYuks
DickbagMcDicksucker
I'm just upvoting your username
choicebutts2
SeraRelm
Plot Twist; Top text has nothing to do with the bottom text.
PartyMarty92
My friend was wondering which one you would recommend
CaptinLazerNipples
I got cash for my graduation and I bought sex toys;)
NickTheWelder
Try not to think of them when you use it, that would just be creepy
zegerman5682
We paid for my husbands outstanding warrants with money we received at our wedding...
EDWARDMACARONlFORK
Married outlaw, now have in-laws
RoyRoboTron
Comment better than the post itself. Shine on you crazy diamond
TedBrasir
My +1 was your 1,000 upvote. Celebrating depravity one step at a time.
geiokami
Bought a canine dildo with an Amazon gift card from my great grandmother....
EDWARDMACARONlFORK
Can I borrow it?
geiokami
They are only $33
CognitiveFriction
Fleshlights are great - improved both my stroke & stamina since getting mine. Don't go cheap on the lube though, the good stuff is worth it!
kraeftig
No one wants to rub the skin off their dick. I can tell you that it fucking hurts.
TimeFoDat
Good for you, that shit's expensive. Most difficult purchase to make because it's like "$50? I dunno, Righty & Lefty are doing an OK job..."
lookitupyourself
Cheaper than financing a teenage mom.
MrIsht
As the great philosopher Jim Jeffries once stated - "I fucked a rubber cunt!"
Ialwaysupvotewinston
Tenga Flip Hole is better... you'll thank me later
favoriteandforget
Always wondered, does it actually feel better than just jerking off?
Whoooiookojj
You're fucking weird
YouAreTooStupidToInsult
MamaKin
Eww.
sikarisakari
well. on the bright side you haven't financed their watermelons
kgirl2601
*Facepalm.......smile*
LikeABonerInSweatpants
You can buy fleshlights on amazon?!
boostedlowlife
Ebay is cheaper
greenking13
I'm hesitant to buy anything on ebay and sex toys... I think I'll stick with japanese sites.
HandoB4Javert
As they never had that option, one of your parents was born.
cyno01
My grandma buys me weed for my birthday every year.
cousteau
So? I don't see the problem.
Munchman347
Wouldn't have been so creepy if they'd just given you the gift cards...
OctopusOccult
This hasn't been the first or last time i have seen this confession bear. Also july 29th is my birthday, what are you trying to say OP?
EDWARDMACARONlFORK
Do you live under a rock? Did you not visit imgur on that day????
hetnkik999
I asked my grandparents for a Fleshlight and that night grandpa sent grandma to my room.
DonkeyGoat
Plenty of flesh.
Candymostdandy
Best part was no clean up necessary afterwards, Grandmas always swallow.
soggywaffle1234
This one granny I knew sucked me dryer than a dry towel.
Phantomburn
Stay classy Imgur. Stay classy.
EDWARDMACARONlFORK
@ruffcats
youcantbanmeimabadbitch
But fleshlights are more expensive on amazon and from what I've seen, the selection is rather limited.
EDWARDMACARONlFORK
But asking my grandparents for giantsextoysrus.com gift cards would be rather awkward
youcantbanmeimabadbitch
Prepaid visa.
jesser85
This guy knows his flashlights.
jesser85
Fleshlights*
EDWARDMACARONlFORK
He's a scientist
0gre
Autocorrect wins again.
TerribleAwful
awesome, i hope you don't think of your grandmother's denture-less mouth every time you use it!
mataleao87
Savage
Pingywon
...... And now you will...
SodaCracker
Well, hello there, Satan. Still going strong, I see.
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EDWARDMACARONlFORK
Sorry man, guys credit goes to this guy
Ivanaski
Zing
GenitalSherman
Fuckin lollllll
RiotGrasper
HA! All of my grandparents are dead!
Datsinginguy
He will now....
Phantom0808
Jesus man well done
FreeStevenAveryAndGiveMeFloofs
This was the cold, calculated comment I needed in order to sleep well tonight. Ty.
0gre
He will now
TheCrimsonFukr
Welp, that's enough internet for me!
ImMuddy
Im logging off.
EDWARDMACARONlFORK
Okay
PawlyDizzle
I know I will.
lordski
Username checks out
EDWARDMACARONlFORK
God damnit.... Anyone want a very gently used fleahlight? I've only had it about 2 hours . Will wash it real good before selling
StonerCatJay
Wouldn't be the first time I bought one of those.
ganjapudding
Liar you still gonna use it!
FrankMcCullough
You don't deserve to own it if it's "gently" used. You gotta use it like a 2 dollar whore!
BoostedBobcat
A for effort. C- for execution.
FrankMcCullough
Sorry I'm new
Mderms
And I was literally just about to use mine. Thanks.
smarmageddon
Dibs
Warkitten21
I'll take it
PuppyGotPeopleToBarkAtAndThingsToSniff
If I pay extra will you skip washing it?
EDWARDMACARONlFORK
Hey, $20 bucks is 20 bucks
jusagirl
Give it to your grandpa, it'll probably remind him of your grandma. Hell, save her the trouble of popping out her dentures.
BugEyedLemur
This just got better and better haha
InspiredUser
Damn The burns on this one go deep.
Edgekrsher
Classic
rawrfrawrf
Jesus Christ..
whatisusernameprecious
player112354
Save her the tmj
KingTommyOfFroopyland
I bet after the first 2 inches I bet it's like new
duelpersonality
I bet
EDWARDMACARONlFORK
Just like your wife...
Koshunae
Shots faar'd.
yuzumi1
I just yelled "oh snap!!" And my roommate told me to get off imgur xD
KingTommyOfFroopyland
Jokes on you I'm single in the womb and single till the tomb