Feb 24, 2018 10:52 PM
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ADisturbedOne
FATALITY!
nickvonthum3000
My favorite part was when he used the force to hit him in the head when he was on his knees
ZatachiBell
One ball destroying, two balls.
TheLastSpaceman
Did every male here just instinctively grab their nuts?
pterodactylptime
ConveyEmotionsViaGifs
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POLAND0814
Ancient Sledge?
Sergxcore23
TheFeverKing
Javelinkitten
DaveFondale
RedForman95
The title
OddSam93
The nutcracker!
JosephWright
i think that's a wee bit beyond 'cracked'
TupacAintDead
I’d cough up blood, too.
JebidiahBeetus
If the first shot didn't kill him, the last one killed his reason to live.
gibbinthegremlin
This made me snort laugh damn it
writingwithwritersblock
Love this game
bigeasy44
Yeeeeeaaaa Booooyyyyy!!!!! Woooo!!! ?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium
StandAgainstTyranny
Ferrumkit
Well ... I guess nut-shots are a reason to praise the sun?
Keru
worldstaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar!
ZeKiller
PerfectGifComment
enderite
jamastermann
toasteheh
TerryCrews
bane13
This is the best use of this gif I have ever seen. Being the first thing seen after the brutal ball on ball vasectomy was perfection.
theFinks
WelcomeToTheShatterdome
NapoleonTrousersnakeBonaparte
clooney900
to be fair, a crushed pelvis would definitely be fatal back then.
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
I mean, a hit like that might as well be an insta-kill.
ButtTrumpett
Wait iS this what video games look like now!?
BeerMeBro
I've played all of the AC games, this one is the best one. IMO
derschweiz
What game?
Rabbit42
Maybe kingdom come: deliverance.
tommymessala
Halo
IThinkYouGotAFineBrainJack
Dick Crusher II: The Crushering
DidYouKnowThatCashewsComeFromAFruit
The 3rd in that series is even better. Dick Crusher III: Crush Harder
Croltown
Assassin Creed Origins
WillJeSuis
Ah yes, the game where you could buy the super duper gold deluxe edition with fluff that costed $600+
AnorocTastic
Intro battle from Assassins Creed: Origins.
imonewiththeforceandtheforceiswithme
I didn’t equip that club thing. I prefer blades
BaaadGuyEviiilGuy
Is it out?
JaegerBombster
It's been out for months
Fleaofpain
.... I missed a joke somewhere didn't I
skeletundra
I'm assuming there was delays and people joke about waiting for it to come out?
CluelessLurker
Is this game any good?
annieb3129
So good. You won’t regret it.
LiquidFire3
It’s really damn good. Very well balanced, but will kick your ass if you aren’t careful.
NapoleonDynOmite
I think you mean balls
iamdanman
It’s amazing, best AC yet
Sonicdahedgie
I'd argue the real question is if Ubisoft deserves your money at this point.
AllTheGoodOnesWereGone
Yeah, it's stunningly good, and on the PC there are trainers if you find any of it too hard.
RelaxYourself
I love it and really couldn't stop playing for a month.
LtBacon
Probably their best one yet in terms of content and gameplay. Story is pretty good too, but I think Ezio's story still tops it
eroso
Are the games still easy af? I liked the ninja stuff but there was no challenge
katwa
Hard was pretty good. Haven't tried Nightmare yet.
Origins is definitely harder, but it's not impossible. Would definitely recommend Nightmare mode
baronnapalm
Games are easier than ever and there's no longer any need for the ninja stuff. Origins plays like farcry. Stealth very optional
domenick91
Am I the only that liked Black Flag? Granted I haven't done unity or rogue or the other one
Black Flag was great, but Edward really wasn't an assassin which is what bothered me
I liked Black Flag. But it was a good pirate game and a bad Assassin's Creed.
I do agree with this, the story of the ancient people and stuff was weird. I did like seeing the ancient architecture on the island but
rylecx
intro to Ezio does. Later story stays great with Origins but trails off to stereotype with ezio
TheWiseCat
I've enjoyed most of the games even the story of 3. But as a player going from one to the next with minimal game evolution. It drags itself.
ChuckWeiss
I got hooked by the story, but half way through Brotherhood, I realized I couldn't handle jumping in hay for another 15 hours.
Voltair
About par for the course for every AC game since 3. So, unless you REALLY like AC, not worth it.
I agree with you. It's farcry in Egypt. It's better then the last 3 games but that's a low bar
Gdeadman
But Syndicate was fairly good
Vaanhalen
Black Flag was bad ass
zombiemax365
Combat is one of the best things in Assisans Creed : Origins. And the camel you ride, that’s badass too.
thefuzziestofbutts
When I first heard the Phylakes warning horn and felt the controller buzz, my heart leapt in my throat. Anybody else freak out?
OneBigBuddha
I'm waiting until I hit lvl40 then blitzing them for the outfit you get
The first one I encountered was at level 15. Freaked out. Kept using Senu to bug them until lvl 31. The outfit is awesome.
SonicBoomYourFamily
Yeah I had quite a few of them left by the time I was almost level capped. The all black outfit is definitely worth it, although the 1/2
Hidden Ones outfit is another favorite.
Yes, and ran like a bitch every time I heard it until around level 38 or so and hunted down each remaining Phylake. Felt bad. Ass.
ADisturbedOne
FATALITY!
nickvonthum3000
My favorite part was when he used the force to hit him in the head when he was on his knees
ZatachiBell
One ball destroying, two balls.
TheLastSpaceman
Did every male here just instinctively grab their nuts?
pterodactylptime
ConveyEmotionsViaGifs
POLAND0814
Ancient Sledge?
Sergxcore23
TheFeverKing
Javelinkitten
DaveFondale
RedForman95
The title
OddSam93
The nutcracker!
JosephWright
i think that's a wee bit beyond 'cracked'
TupacAintDead
I’d cough up blood, too.
JebidiahBeetus
If the first shot didn't kill him, the last one killed his reason to live.
gibbinthegremlin
This made me snort laugh damn it
JebidiahBeetus
writingwithwritersblock
Love this game
bigeasy44
Yeeeeeaaaa Booooyyyyy!!!!! Woooo!!!
?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium
StandAgainstTyranny
Ferrumkit
Well ... I guess nut-shots are a reason to praise the sun?
Keru
worldstaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar!
ZeKiller
PerfectGifComment
enderite
jamastermann
toasteheh
TerryCrews
bane13
This is the best use of this gif I have ever seen. Being the first thing seen after the brutal ball on ball vasectomy was perfection.
theFinks
WelcomeToTheShatterdome
NapoleonTrousersnakeBonaparte
clooney900
to be fair, a crushed pelvis would definitely be fatal back then.
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
I mean, a hit like that might as well be an insta-kill.
ButtTrumpett
Wait iS this what video games look like now!?
BeerMeBro
I've played all of the AC games, this one is the best one. IMO
derschweiz
What game?
Rabbit42
Maybe kingdom come: deliverance.
tommymessala
Halo
IThinkYouGotAFineBrainJack
Dick Crusher II: The Crushering
DidYouKnowThatCashewsComeFromAFruit
The 3rd in that series is even better. Dick Crusher III: Crush Harder
Croltown
Assassin Creed Origins
WillJeSuis
Ah yes, the game where you could buy the super duper gold deluxe edition with fluff that costed $600+
AnorocTastic
Intro battle from Assassins Creed: Origins.
imonewiththeforceandtheforceiswithme
I didn’t equip that club thing. I prefer blades
BaaadGuyEviiilGuy
Is it out?
JaegerBombster
It's been out for months
Fleaofpain
JaegerBombster
.... I missed a joke somewhere didn't I
skeletundra
I'm assuming there was delays and people joke about waiting for it to come out?
CluelessLurker
Is this game any good?
annieb3129
So good. You won’t regret it.
LiquidFire3
It’s really damn good. Very well balanced, but will kick your ass if you aren’t careful.
NapoleonDynOmite
I think you mean balls
LiquidFire3
iamdanman
It’s amazing, best AC yet
Sonicdahedgie
I'd argue the real question is if Ubisoft deserves your money at this point.
AllTheGoodOnesWereGone
Yeah, it's stunningly good, and on the PC there are trainers if you find any of it too hard.
RelaxYourself
I love it and really couldn't stop playing for a month.
LtBacon
Probably their best one yet in terms of content and gameplay. Story is pretty good too, but I think Ezio's story still tops it
eroso
Are the games still easy af? I liked the ninja stuff but there was no challenge
katwa
Hard was pretty good. Haven't tried Nightmare yet.
LtBacon
Origins is definitely harder, but it's not impossible. Would definitely recommend Nightmare mode
baronnapalm
Games are easier than ever and there's no longer any need for the ninja stuff. Origins plays like farcry. Stealth very optional
domenick91
Am I the only that liked Black Flag? Granted I haven't done unity or rogue or the other one
LtBacon
Black Flag was great, but Edward really wasn't an assassin which is what bothered me
katwa
I liked Black Flag. But it was a good pirate game and a bad Assassin's Creed.
domenick91
I do agree with this, the story of the ancient people and stuff was weird. I did like seeing the ancient architecture on the island but
rylecx
intro to Ezio does. Later story stays great with Origins but trails off to stereotype with ezio
TheWiseCat
I've enjoyed most of the games even the story of 3. But as a player going from one to the next with minimal game evolution. It drags itself.
ChuckWeiss
I got hooked by the story, but half way through Brotherhood, I realized I couldn't handle jumping in hay for another 15 hours.
Voltair
About par for the course for every AC game since 3. So, unless you REALLY like AC, not worth it.
baronnapalm
I agree with you. It's farcry in Egypt. It's better then the last 3 games but that's a low bar
Gdeadman
But Syndicate was fairly good
Vaanhalen
Black Flag was bad ass
zombiemax365
Combat is one of the best things in Assisans Creed : Origins. And the camel you ride, that’s badass too.
thefuzziestofbutts
When I first heard the Phylakes warning horn and felt the controller buzz, my heart leapt in my throat. Anybody else freak out?
OneBigBuddha
I'm waiting until I hit lvl40 then blitzing them for the outfit you get
thefuzziestofbutts
The first one I encountered was at level 15. Freaked out. Kept using Senu to bug them until lvl 31. The outfit is awesome.
SonicBoomYourFamily
Yeah I had quite a few of them left by the time I was almost level capped. The all black outfit is definitely worth it, although the 1/2
SonicBoomYourFamily
Hidden Ones outfit is another favorite.
SonicBoomYourFamily
Yes, and ran like a bitch every time I heard it until around level 38 or so and hunted down each remaining Phylake. Felt bad. Ass.