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So my uncle owns this carnival ride...
Jan 23, 2017 11:16 PM
Banksy404NotFnd
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So my uncle owns this carnival ride...
moredownvotesplease
@repoststatistics where are you
BrutusEt2
"Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeohshit..."
Displicentlickeroflittlethings
Unfair propaganda. The object on the air is a mannequin.
thedarkcanuck
r/watchpeopledie
BeerAndWhiskey
But can it launch a 90k projectile 300 meters?
JustTheTip223
funnyaccepted
Banditsaurusrex
They dead.
annoy3d
NOPE
tombstoneguy
Pretty sure it's fake but it's also my biggest fear. Thanx.
CorgiFloofs
@op
OscarTGrouch
I don't think this is real
SeafartFiretruck
Hey, calm down.
asukara
Even the way it passed so low on the ground looks fake
CoopBro
I remember seeing a video compilation of rides with weird ideas and something to do with science and momentum, it's fake
PianoandPads
If God had intended Man to Fly, He would have given him Wings!
bomboy23
99% sure videographer would follow falling person instead of ride.
Banksy404NotFnd
Never thought of that. I think your right, unless of course my lawyer asked him not to. Hes pretty persuasive
SeafartFiretruck
As if the "lawyer" knew this was going to happen. Wh..Why am I taking part in this fuckery?
Idriveboats
Unless the videographer, unbeknownst to him/her, didn't see the tiny speck fly away so peacefully, and continued filming the ride.
HRinappropriate
Your uncle owns a reposted gif?
MisterMeSeeksDeath
Thank you!
AegonVITargaryen
Right?
ssstanky
I'm not buying the trajectory. Looks a little off, but I'm not a scientologist.
Snooj
There's a whole series of these improbably rides with disasters. Yahoogle Vista it.
Emkat6114
The Sea Orgs decided he was not a desirable member
bittduck
Dude snapped off like a lego lol
thebignasty
Scientologist here, can confirm - he ded.
MikeyJ99
The "projectile" doesn't even make it to the bottom of the frame before disappearing an instant before the loop
Banksy404NotFnd
Obviously he fell in a cloud
CutOutTheFuckery
openthedoorgetontheflooreverybodydothedinosaur
tom cruises middle tooth. no avoiding
openthedoorgetontheflooreverybodydothedinosaur
(I think this is tom cruise)
periskevi
Xenu clearly wanted him back
blorf
I'm a scientician, and I can tell you this is definitely and definitively a gif.
Banksy404NotFnd
Thank God
MesserAuditore
What if they're an atheist though?
nateklomp
*Xenu
TattoosAndBeer
Cthulhu
SmellOfMonkey
Could be acting like a curve ball?
SmellOfMonkey
Or
SeafartFiretruck
That's a knuckle ball.
SmellOfMonkey
Sorry, I'm English so not fully conversant in American Rounders
SeafartFiretruck
It's okay, ol chap. Just some knowledge for ye.
putyourpawsuplikeyoujustdontgiveafuck
These things are fucking terrifying.
AllHailMegtaron
Fake and repost
Adderkop
Fake, looks fake and the camera man doesn't even react.
Cavalrysword
I hope they did a good PLF.
bitterbeard
You mean, Adobe After Effects?
mitchconnor
Liquidate everything. Buy gold and a shovel.
Labracadabradorable
Seems to have broken a few angular momentum laws quite spectacularly!
XKCDDaily
If I owned one of these, I'd always poorly strap a mannequin in so they go flying and increase the fear factor of the ride
Banksy404NotFnd
That's actually a great idea. I'll tell my uncle.
NotOnTheRugMan
ImOldGregMotherLicker
Mashmytaters
Invest in coffins for the gift shop
SecretItalian
Did we just see someone die?
Psychotichomolove
Does anyone else think the ride, looks like ants stuck to a mop?
Imgonnatipyouwell
No. It's fake I remember there being a whole series of these.
ImNotGayBut20BucksIs20Bucks
Alittle he got better
Violaxanthin
No, he was just made alternative alive.
AudleyEnuff
Fucking ace
Banksy404NotFnd
We saw fall, but my lawyer says we can't confirm from this gif that anyone "died"
MaxPower1177
Are you saying that you showed your lawyer a gif on imgur instead of the original video? Seems legit.
Drek258
Did we just see someone unalive?
shellieghfish
Unlive, you mean
Banksy404NotFnd
You deserve more for this
SecretItalian
Well I'm not very good in physics... and I'm not a doctor... but I'm not sure it's a very healthy fall
Banksy404NotFnd
I'm starting to think my uncle isn't good at Physics either.
Banksy404NotFnd
I'm starting to think my uncle isn't good at Physics either.
Vagetarian
Can we see examples of "healthy falls?" I feel like that's an oxymoron
valvarsson
I like saying oxy moron
SecretItalian
Bungee jumping
starfire0
Fireguy97
No one has been ever recorded at dying during a fall. However, there could be problems with a sudden stop and traumatizing impact.
Labracadabradorable
Is this true?
sunnytater1
Actually, I think people have died during the fall due to heart attacks, etc. due to sheer terror of what's happening
Banksy404NotFnd
I didn't know that. I appreciate this tidbit.
Ksjjjdnaja
Japan has done 'jumper' studies. You are correct.
sunnytater1
Thank you sir, making sure I didn't imagine that!
GoodbyeSoberDay
'my uncle owns this carnival ride' No, your uncle doesn't own anything anymore.
TheLivingJesus
Seeing that this ride is in Denmark and OP profile says US Army i think you might be right.
Banksy404NotFnd
I am of Danish heritage tho. Must consider all the facts.
TheLurkerThatOnceLurkedOnImgur
Also the rumour about a guy dying on that ride surfaced more than a year ago.
Banksy404NotFnd
That's was probably my uncle's company. Sorry about that
TheLurkerThatOnceLurkedOnImgur
But the theme park has been bought by a big American company now... so full of shit.
TheLurkerThatOnceLurkedOnImgur
Big company that owns multiple parks*