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Jun 18, 2015 9:18 AM
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ScienceMAN1
HI-FIVE!!! -otter
MyrrhManhandler
Love the bird Pratting the keepers in #10
psychoscitzo1
easily te best
FrequentContrarian
"pratting''... lol.
DrJohnnyZoidberg
I thought that one was the best
shnizer
http://33.media.tumblr.com/bb11a3f6d420cfd54af86e281ada4616/tumblr_nels64g9mG1s48ibpo1_500.gif
lanaLanaLANALAAAANNNNAAAA
You. Well played.
exitparadise
TIL all zookeepers look sexy as hell from behind.
naypets
And beekeepers look sexy as hell from beehind
exitparadise
Bravo, sir or madam. Bravo.
Zaxthran
My reaction each morning before I've fed my gf's cats:
MhuzLord
Zookeepers are fun people.
eklem630
We sure are!
Myboobssmelllikepeaches
Holy shit, what zoo has the pigeons, I have to go there!
MrNibbles69
I've never heard of anyone being this excited about pigeons
TheLovers
Woodland park zoo in Seattle!
BasterMat
They have more squirrels then pigeons lol
poronkusemania
I was just thinking that!!
ferrousprincess
Take me with you! I must see these rare and magnificent beasts!
SarcasticUserName
#15 with the chickens is probably the most accurate.
ibri22
I feel like he applied some sort of Pratt Filter to that shot. Is Pratt Filter a thing now? I need to get me some of that.
Fyv0
I reached to the darkest depth of my cynicism and can find nothing wrong with this trend.
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eklem630
Don't cross breed and properly socialize animals. Indominus was ignored whereas zoo animals are trained and
flowseeker
The greatest praise that could ever be given
INDIG0M0NKEY
Because Chris Pratt started it. sohotrightnow.gif
JerryLarryTerryGarryGergich
that's what they all said, before the accident...
psirynn
I feel like it might end in a tragic headline, but the harmless tiny animals are funnier anyway.
FuckitIgiveup
if you have nothing negative to say then don't say anything at all- first rule of commenting on Imgur
katieblu
This comment is laughable
FuckitIgiveup
thanks? That was the point
borderlandsman
The otters are great, they're all like: woah, What's wrong?
whooshby
Since when are chickens in a zoo?
PeaceWalker47
Originating with Chris Pratt, involves adorable animals, and is genuinely funny no matter how many times replicated. Yup, This checks out.
tarasbulba
Reaching into a black hole can be dangerous
TheChampionOfDeath
If you reach into a black hole a black hole also reaches out to you.
JimtheAdmin
Damn it... I wanted to say this. Delete yours and let me post it or I'll cry.
TheChampionOfDeath
Don't cry, Jim! I can't live with that on my conscience! ...then again I can't pass up my 2 upvotes so... sorry bro.
ashmenon
Yes, butt also fun.
flowseeker
The greatest praise that could ever be given
equityforpunks
Well, zoos restricting animals to captivity kinda is wrong and sad.
aerodynamit3
It's not like these people are bad though, zookeepers (in large part) care deeply for the animals in their care
Krakencrotch
Found PETA
equityforpunks
No, I use leather, eat meat etc. I just find it sad that wild animals are caged for money collecting purposes.
Krakencrotch
Way to ignore the rescue cases and endangered species kept for breeding.
equityforpunks
Your self-deception is huge. Go check the percentage of how many of them are bred in captivity and how many are rescued ones.
Migotchi
Yeah, animals bred in captivity/ rescued and couldn't survive in the wild, used for conservation and education is totally cruel, right?
yourawkwardfantasy
That otter one is literally the most adorable thing. LOOK AT IT'S LITTLE HANDS1
azizakalistayumyum
Yep I need An otter
Chizbits
It wants a high five.
notadogonacomputer
"You otter high-five me! See what I did there? I'm an otter and I...never mind."
MaggieMayHelp
The Georgia aquarium is great!!
ThecivilizedSauvage
LOOK AT THEM!!!
NoHomoRomo
I has hands
TheOtterOne
and it's a shame that there are so many dying year for year because of human pollution. if you love otters think about helping them ! :)
anarchivist
I'd give them stackable cups
TheOtterOne
remonsterie
walrus is the best one
BongoShlongo
The rhino one is pretty impressive
getoffmyprofileswan
90% sure thats photoshop
getoffmyprofileswan
the light is different on all of them
UpvotesForCalicos
Balls o steel.
trampled
same with the cheetah one
TrueLegateDamar
Actually they have seperated little piles of hay to make the stand still and pose for the shot
Wuzzeles
I was done looking and started reading, then i saw this mother fucker say "the rhino one" and loaded in the rest of the pictures.
bichodbz
And the upside is that teaching them to kill may give them an edge with poachers, hopefully :)
blitherypoop
Rhinos that are used to humans can be surprisingly docile, even affectionate.
boomslander
I believe. White rhinos in the wild are fairly docile. Black rhinos are aggressive as shit. Or vice versa.
krauraurgg
I wouldn't risk it.
Animignis
Yeah, more impressed by the cheetahs @_@
blitherypoop
As big cats go, they're the easiest to tame. They're a traditional pet for tribal leaders in parts of Africa.
Animignis
huh, interesting...
TwoPickSecure
Having pet rhinos once, they were super sweet as long as you were feeding them. On a side note, feeding them by is very slobbery
TwoPickSecure
by hand*
lkm001
YOU HAD PET RHINOS?!?!?!?!?!?!! I am so unbelievably jealous! The closest I have is a papier-mache head. Ugh I want a real rhino
TwoPickSecure
Haha, not pet rhinos. I wish! I was at the San Diego Zoo and got their "Backstage pass" where you get to pet and feed a rhino. I love rhinos
yvonnemcgruder
#4 is no joke - I saw the camel grabbing the dude by the head.
baneshiver
"Cute and cuddly boys.... Cute and cuddly"
ZnozWoodlands
deanoe
"Meh..." - Penguins
911wasaninsidejob
This is going to get out of hand.......
AnonOmis1000
I don't see how that's a problem
popopocelot
I'm happy that zookeepers have something to be excited about. Trends like this don't happen often & they can bring awareness about animals.
ihaveababy
Yes I'm very glad that they can let people know there are animals.
lovelygoatmilk
These people need to quit pratternizing with the animals and get back to work
fangwulf
Damned downvote fairies! This pun is brilliant and I don't want it to get lost!
lovelygoatmilk
Thank you! Tough crowd right?
loriloveslore
Ohgosh... three of these are from the zoo I use to work at.
PastaSatan
Quokkas :D
LlamaToaster69420LOL
HAW! I like the bird one!
baicas
That one was my favorite!
Whitetiger7654
That bird one.
crowcrowcrow
I love lamp
TerriMessy
Ok imgur tell me - is this movie good? Haven't been to the cinema since October 2012, should I go see this?
TerriMessy
Thanks everyone I'll give it a shot
Sylivin
The ending is a little silly, but it is the new Jurrasic Park in terms of fun and entertainment. You'll probably like it.
Aspel
This movie ends in a kaiju fight. The plot is silly (raptors>drones? Really?) the dinosaurs are gorgeous, the action is amazing.
dontyoudarereadthisusername
It's awesome
fangwulf
Good is hard to define. It is SUPER fun, though.
TerriMessy
Sold. Fun is more important to me than anything else in a film
raggedrabbit
Not sure if the ones with the Ostrich's, or the Cheetah's are closest to what Pratt was doing....
TitaniumMonkeyBalls
Yeah, I don't think the cheetahs have seen the movie, the one on the left in particular looks like he is done with the shenannigans
BaobhanSith
Those are emus.
helagos
Don't listen to these plebs. It's obviously the chickens.
skinniepete
The tortoise one is definitely the most on point.
INDIG0M0NKEY
They look drunk
Drivethrusushi
It was he chickens, definitely the chickens
ejs18119
I would say the hawk or the tortoises , because the closest relative to the modern dinosaur would be avian or reptilian in nature.
boomslander
Jesus Christ...
Dominiricanish
Or you know the cheetahs cause at any point they can pounce and eat his face!
stupidsexyhobbitses
Just avian. As far as I'm aware, no modern reptile is descended from dinosaurs.
FelixG
Ostrichs are avians...
hugh705
Ostriches are way closer to dinosaurs than hawks. Strong legs, underdeveloped wings, no flight feathers.
IndigoWendigo
The pigeons one is the closest.
HotMilky
I don't like the post
maximumspaghetti
Noice!
bobwehadababyeetsaboy
somebodystolemynickname
I love how some of them push the detail by wearing a no-sleeves jacket.
IPostFalseFacts
So close! The word we were looking for is VEST. Thanks for playing and better luck next time contestant!
isleepwithateddybearthatisoverthreedecadesold
Also known as a vest.
MissPollyPocket
Or a waistcoat!
Tamaaas
Yep, in the UK a vest is more commonly the Stella-drinking wife-beater kind
BambiSkater
https://33.media.tumblr.com/8b60e3f6999dae968fd27da99a856b88/tumblr_nc2jv30JBA1t4cj49o1_500.gif
IFoundOutICanChangeMyUsernameSoNowYoullNeverKnowWhoIWas
To be fair, a lot of zookeepers wear vests anyway.
raggedrabbit
They could have a VESTed interest in it.
AreYouMyMummy
That's probably why they inVESTed in one...
nopantspartypooper
That's just traditional zookeeper attire... come on, they hand out vests during orientation
FcukFace
My-arms-are-warm-but-my-body-is-cold jacket. Nelson
JSymphony
"Alright lemurs, look alive. Delta, eyes up here. Hold on--ZABOOMAFU!! God, every time! Knock that shit off!!"
Adiktedgottaregisternow
''Da fuck is he doin' ?'' - Lemurs collectively
Theloneimgurian
Just smile and wave boys
TheRavenWritingDesk
"JULIEN!! Not you too! Ugh, take that ridiculous thing off your head, you're not king of anything!"
Pizzzzzza
Don't ba a Zaboomafool, watch PBS.
wickedsmartandgoodlooking
He ded
Thymesink
I hope this gets top comment I literally spit out my Fanta after I scrolled up
JSymphony
So glad I could help :D
HughLaurie
Ring tailed lemurs are so adorbs
iDrinkDrano
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqv25klfsx1qb0sb7.jpg
bacoonisgreat
I used to have nightmares about him
TicoMachi
"leap... leap... leap... This reminds me of a time in Zobooland..."
Ashtacular
Heey-ey it's Zoboo! They are looking OLD.
NavyLacrosse
He ded
Danishlmgurian
What in the world is this Delta thing?!? And the very exact 2600 somethingsomething? I've only been gone for 1 day!!!
FLDairyTrooper
One of the raptors from Jurassic World is named Delta.
Danishlmgurian
oooooh. I would shout SPOILER, but ut probably says somewhere...
Chron121
+1 for Zaboomafu.
MightyThanos
Anyone notice that one of the hosts of that show is Chris Kratt? Coincidence? I think not. Illuminati.
JSymphony
Don't let them know that you're catching on..
MightyThanos
Gotcha... *taps nose with finger* hush hush..
JSymphony
Don't be hasty!
popculturella
The way he so casually spoke to them sometimes in the movie cracked me up. Yelling "DON'T GIVE ME THAT SHIT" at a velociraptor will (1)
allyourcatsbelongtome
I talk to my cat like that :(
themintypigeon
who doesn't?
popculturella
never not be funny.
jdlsharkman
In the book's canon, at least, I believe that Velociraptors actually neared human intelligence. So it kind of makes sense.
izzyfrmtheblock
Zaboomafoo is dead BUT I did meet his daughter and grandkid. They are kept at the Duke Lemur Center in Durham, NC. 20 minutes from my house
TheUltimatePunMaster
ayyy i live like 10 mins away
izzyfrmtheblock
What? Right on! I'm really close to NC State!
JSymphony
Ah Imgur, bring people together like we're one big happy family
TheUltimatePunMaster
yeah i live near the DA upper/lower school building
aCartographer
Zaboomafu!?
PricklyGoo
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0190211/
SrirachaSaucey
ZABOOMAFU!!!!!! <3
Hickry
RIP in peace zaboo :(
RoseanneRosannadanna
The chicken one gets me every time
AIRJLK
Dear Roseanne Rosannadanna, same here.
RoseanneRosannadanna
I wish everyone who replied to one of my comments started it that way.