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Feb 1, 2018 7:09 PM
PaulLynde
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Woohoo! Front page! Send photos of your dogs !!
OldGnarDog
I worked at Target as a teen I almost ended up stabbing two dudes fucking with me
PopoPotatotoe
Worked at target can confirm if you fold a shirt someone will unfold it while you're standing there folding another shirt.
lemmonjello
if its your job to literally fold shirts why are you complaining that you have to fold another shirt
Venithin
Because that's almost never the only job you have that day. It sets everyone else behind if you have to clean up other peoples messes.
ChiefQuimby
My daughter, aged 3 at the time, peed... massively-in the middle of an aisle. Mortified parent moment #4528.
mastersquancher
its not just at target that these so called "people" act that way... its disappointing...
PhailRaptor
Work at Costco, can confirm. Have found a rotisserie chicken in the freezer aisle.
ThisIsJustHowMyFaceLooks
I go out of my way to put things back in their place and even pulling things forward but I love target and I’m afraid they’ll remember me
ExquisiteConundrum
We applaud you... you're the kind of person we need shopping at target... not the ones that leave leaking gallons of milk in clothing areas
Slindrin
Or leaving FROZEN fries BEHIND yhe stuffed animals in the TOY section. God Damned Assholes... I mean, guests.
PhailRaptor
How about a rotisserie chicken in the frozen food?
Slindrin
The Target I work at is too small, so we don't have a deli. But I can understand the pain
WittyAsian
The employees wear red so the shopper's blood can't be seen.
7thspacecowboy
PhailRaptor
"The guy in the brown pants... he's got the right idea!"
SatoriEnlightenment
Toppocommento.
ShinksAvoHazaar
Haha. Are you casting a spell to make this top comment?
SatoriEnlightenment
Yes.
RedInCircles
That's why they wear red shirts AND brown pants.
ChaoticSquid
nothing louder than a product hitting the floor
DeakVanNyke
your mother would disagree.
mooglerae
I was fixing a display customers had destroyed and a customer asked me a question. I had to explain that I didn't work there but (1)
mooglerae
to try the outdoor section for the item he was looking for. (2)
JasTheGoat
Thank you shubabang
Jasarg
What is the proper procedure if I drop something and it makes a mess?
StarwithoutaSky
Notify nearest employee, apologize, move on.
anjorni
When did people forget to put things back where it belongs?!?!? I don't work at target but damn
josethemailman
I bumped into a stock worker on accident, blurted "I'm sorry, sir" and he stalked away mumbling obscenities. Charming.
jimmythehat1
ye
WeenusMaGee
when I worked at safeway a kid had a temper tantrum and broke 5 family sized ragu jars. I gave the mom the coldest stare I had ever 1/2
WeenusMaGee
given in my entire life before going to get the mop. seeing the look on her face made cleanup totally worth it
Sokonomi
People who drop shit and leave it, or put it in some random other shelf : Please just die.
TryingTraveler
The best thing is that one cunt getting downvoted to hell
AntiquePlumbus
Are we commenting if we worked at Target? I worked at Target..
MrNightfish
I rarely drop things but if I do, I'll flag down staff and tell them. A dollar of pickles isn't something I'm gonna be an ass over.
NineByNine
I work at ASDA, which is british for "Walmart". Usually if something drops, its glass, and it's piss beer. so it goes off like a grenade. :(
NineByNine
fucking eight inch long glass daggers fucking everywhere i swear to god. goddamn nightmare.
ThePostsIMakeTripleGay
https://www.patreon.com/Shubbabang
ReachForTheBiscuit
The artist here is Shubbabang, she pret good
FraudulentPepsi
My mom opened a box there saying it's no big deal, she just wanted to check it. She then put the box back and grabbed an unopened box to buy
FraudulentPepsi
MRW she opened the first box...![]()
RatchetTheWusky
AH AHAT.
balentay
You might want to get that second one checked out.
Lesbiansass
You break it you buy it.
6KidsInATrenchcoat
Meh. I dropped a coffee I was gonna buy once and it spilled on the floor. I wiped it up but no-one expected me to buy it. Got a new one.
Stillirrelevant
You buy it you break it.
TheNeverEndingNameHaJustKidding
But... if a minor breaks a bottle of jack, does the kid still have to pay for it? And is the store selling him alcohol?
NotTheMamaNotTheMama
Good question!
metzershmit
Yes, but you also have to buy a fake id from them.
AgentHomo
Haha sure. I've had people return shit they broke at home and my store (not Target) has to accept it.
DidNoOneNoticeThis
Most return policies say that you can deny any opened item or returns without a receipt.
EmporerDragon
And then you get to deal with a 10 minute long tantrum/rant from said "customer".
AgentHomo
My store has a hassle free policy. No receipt needed, it can be opened, it can be almost gone in some cases.
MasterBayShen
Do you work at Bed Bath & Beyond? They pretty much have to accept any return, broken or intact, with or without receipt
AgentHomo
Grocery store.
sureasyourebornyourenevergoingtoseenounicorn
My kid knocked a bottle of salad dressing off and I apologized until we were both uncomfortable but goddamn I couldn't stop
CaptVito
Oil based? Cause if it’s oil it’s one hell of a clean up
kissmyassets
You. I like you.
lykwo
(2) masturbating furiously
PlusHooks
GreaterDog
Done the same with glass felt so bad I couldn't do anything. But what could I have done? Whip out the roll of paper towels I carry around?
ForsakenEostre
I just wanted to say I love your username, I love that song. <3
lykwo
Thanks so much! Not many seem to get it.
joshrdaws9000
I didn't know they had Target in Canada...
tugboatcaptain
I know this is a joke, but yeah they had target for a whole but they went out of business in less than 2yrs
Niagaran
And, because of language laws and bilingualism, we had to pronounce it "Tar-Jay"
jagiyakitty
that's literally what my family and i called it while it was here haha
RaynWisp
For a whole what?
tugboatcaptain
I meant "while" but my special eyes didn't catch the auto correct in time
MoonPotadoh
That's interesting. Do you know why? Just didn't catch on?
Vault101survivor
Prices sucked and the shelves were never stocked in my town
noluckduck
USD vs CAD $$$.
RendarSpire
Look a channel called BrightSunFilms on YouTube, he did a video explaining what happened and why the stores were abandoned.
DarkGrimness
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DontTouchMyButtToGetMyAttention
Their marketing strategy was to open 133 locations all at once and not have consistent products between stores and Can-US stock.
jagiyakitty
i loved having target here and i miss it. don't know about others though, but it was NEVER stocked. always oddly empty.
gleely
Had a Target open and quickly close right by my house. Shitty stock, ludicrously high prices, and less variety than the Zellers it replaced.
gleely
I kinda miss Zellers, to be honest.
HillaryBanks
they got like a 2 billion dollar tax deduction for moving here for 2 years; and they didn't want to translate the products into french
CataholicsAnonymous
Mostly pricing and supply issues.
Perolith
as Cataholics said, things were pricer than in the american stores, and shelves tended to be bare, or only have one brand.
bunneez
It just didn't hit the mark
VoidofStatic
ReallyBadMemory
PikachuShallBeMyFutureCatName
Bullseye!
ThatoneQuebecguywhothinkshesCanadian
Bullseye! That's exactly what happened.
Muffyns
they had less stock than american target, the prices were too low to make good money, not a lot of people shopped at them many reasons :c
moosehortons
Prices too low? I found them bloody expensive for the stock they carried
tugboatcaptain
Yes! It was like they never finished moving in
Muffyns
they had the best lego sets tho compared to walmart i liked it way better
imthatguyhere
They took over stores and supply from a previous Canadian store and never had stock or good prices. Most weren't done by the time they left.
Niagaran
Zellers, we hardly knew ye.
spiderqueendemon
My kid has a mild ASD and loves neatness and order. Sometimes, for a treat, I will take her to fold shirts on tables at retail stores.
EverardDigby
Parents would often loose me in a supermarket, only to find me where they had been, I hadn't finished straightening a shelf so didn't follow
balentay
I just want you to know I am giggling over the sheer cuteness of this.
spiderqueendemon
She will perk up when she sees certain stores and actually do household chores to earn this privilege. Recently I let her wear a red shirt.
spiderqueendemon
"I go a Ta'get, Mommy, p'ease? Fowd da shirts?" It is very cute. And she is pretty good so far. I feel like my years in retail bled through.
AwkwardGirl4691
LoopStricken
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maityist
SatoriEnlightenment
What’s the reference?
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ruferto
oh neat
SatoriEnlightenment
Thanksaroni.
thepurpletwitch
Worked at target, can confirm. Best thing was watching people’s kids break the ornaments and trying to walk away like there’s not glass
MiniCthulhu
Work at Lowe's. Had a customer accidentally knock an entire row of gift cards down (at least 30), stop, look at them, and keep going
thepurpletwitch
All over the damn place
Frogapus
I accidentally spilled something in Target once, then repeatedly thanked the worker who cleaned it up, and wrote him a glowing feedback card
Frogapus
They wouldn't let me help them clean it up, so I figured it was the very least I could do.
itiscalledsource
Having worked retail, cleaning up a mess beats most of the meaningless tasks we are set to do
TristonCarter
Not entirely wrong.
ExquisiteConundrum
I work at target... customers are self involved cunts...
Rosfmmmhzdrozzley
No they're twats. The twats target customers comment got more upvotes
Carmichael106
Rarely had an issue with a guest in two years. People dropping things off the shelf is pretty benign, imo.
EeveeMotherFricker
Also work at target, also agree.
TheSteppenWolf
I work next to a target... customers are self involved cunts...
Maleae
Having previously worked in retail, I try to be the least cunty possible when I go into a store.
MatrimBloodyCauthon
You're a good lad
ExquisiteConundrum
And we love you so much for it...
BlondieSayWhat
It's upscale Walmart. Instead of obvious freaks you get the normal-looking crazies
shuttlecockinakumquat
Pick up my trash, peasant!
misschuzzlewit
You mean "Guests"
Tostadinho
"Guests are self involved cunts " hmm..... That also works
ExquisiteConundrum
It really does...
Grandestboom
I too work at target. The amount of literal shit I've washed out of a cart is too much.
EeveeMotherFricker
I'm friends with out cart attendants and the horror stories I hear make me want to gag.
BishlamekGurpgork
They take in carts from the lots? I'm morbidly tempted to ask.
EeveeMotherFricker
Yep, they basically are “in charge”of spills on the front end, getting carts, etc
EeveeMotherFricker
I’m not even a cart attendant and I’ve been HANDED a bag of a kids puke before while working a register.
ChaoSoldier1986
Worked at Target, can confirm customers are twats
reginaphillange
Target I'll put things back, Wal-Mart I won't I've never seen a floor employee do anything at a Wal-Mart
Bortus
I would pick up anything i've knocked over, but I wouldnt stick around to clear up spills. I would apologize profusely and run away.
Aplesuace
*people
itsjustjords
Work at Bed, Bath, and Beyond...people are so rude and dumb it hurts
Meirril
There is this thing called the 5% rule. Rules are made for the 5% that break them, and all you notice is that 5%.
CityYeti
ALL CUSTOMERS EVERYWHERE ARE TWATS!!!
fessusIntellectiva
Worked at [insert store name here], can confirm customers are twats.
SeventhOne
Not all of us!!
zeacorzeppelin10
Preach.
Paul86
What you realize is humanity is nothing but twats
vegeta420gokublazerbieber
Are we all done patting ourselves on the back
MrLamps
Not completly, just the people that are rather normal just dont get recognition for not being a twat
ChaoSoldier1986
The two things that help me remember someone is: Shop Everyday or be a Twat.
Paul86
I know you are right and all, but i am a cynic from working in the food industry for years. I'll stand on humanity being all twats.
JumpRopeQueen
guestumers
SurpriseButeSax
Work at Wal-Mart, can confirm
UncleBuckFutter
Work anywhere, can confirm
ImHereToExplainTheJoke
You work for Wal-Mart? That means you get the extra cunty people.
Tallamar
Same here.
MalthusAndreusDrake
worked with the public for decades, can confirm, customers are twats pretty much everywhere.
JHawke
As a customer, dropped a bottle of ketjap. Kept saying I should pay for it, eventually the manager came down to say no.
r8dMforMatture
You mean *guests
vipe650r
This isn’t free and I’m not sleeping here. IE... okay, that still leaves homeless people as guests.
CanadianMadCow
That's a weird way to spell cunts.
Xevtes
A guest wouldn't do the things those people do in the restrooms, and i had to clean up after them.
ChaoSoldier1986
Ever had someone Shit in the Sink? Twat had the Runs and I had to scoop it into a Trash Bag with Gloved Hands
ArkenX
*goats
hajimedj
*gnats
AliBarber
*'grats
kalvious
*gonads
ChaoSoldier1986
*brats
DarthSeraphim
Also can confirm. The amount of frozen shit I've found on shelves when I stock early mornings is ridiculous
PastelxPixels
I used to work at a target, we frequently found clothes and toys in freezers
ChaoSoldier1986
Once had someone steal a single stick of Butter and left the rest to melt on the Candy two feet away from the cooler.
DoingItWrongSince1980
I shop at Target. What the fuck did you just fucking say about me? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and
CommunCreator
…and now you’re shopping at Target. Lo, how the mighty have fallen.
DoingItWrongSince1980
Just in case people don't get the reference: http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/navy-seal-copypasta?full=1
Noob3rts
Worked at Safeway, can also confirm customers are twats. I found all sorts of shit open, stolen, broken, or random stuff brought in and left
TheBretters
The worst if when you find meat on a dry foods aisle.
Noob3rts
Unfortunately, that's a horrible occurrence that happens often. People are so damn lazy.
Noob3rts
I also found a giant bag of weed once in the parking lot.
DoctorCoktopus
See, they're not alll bad then! :p
Noob3rts
The florist called the cops and I had to give it to them for investigation.
Altas
Biiitch
ChaoSoldier1986
Found a 6 Pack of Beer in the Parking Lot too.
Noob3rts
You wouldn't happen to be calling me a liar, would ya?
ChaoSoldier1986
Well Im not calling you a Truther