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Hope the selfie was worth it...
Aug 19, 2022 1:53 AM
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Hope the selfie was worth it...
nevergoingtogiveyouupnevergoingtoletyoudown
I'm okay with this. They are pretty calm animals most of the time when left alone. Good case of fuck around and find out.
Davy55
Vergenbuurg
The absolute proper reaction when buffalo start heading your way.
kingnerd123
not the kids fault but the parents
Corvidqueen
fo13
I want this sign in my office!
MeatyMouthfeel
You know what it would have said if it was a boy?... Byeson.
TerryToucan
First class Sir
dashcan
foreverinchains
danlundy
Now let's go get some lightly fried fish filets
Deadpool854
TOOTSIEBUNS
Nah, i feel bad for the child, children are dumb AF, parents have no excuse
Elrohn
Charge the parents. Don't agree...well, stupid seems to get the message when a fuck ton of people get all up in arms ....
Elrohn
Endanger your kid for your shit ass meta account? Don't drop the soap homie. Maybe you will be released by their graduation.
TheOnePristineMonk
Woof. Feel bad for the girl. Parents should be held accountable. I was just talking to my 3 year old about leaving bunnies alone.
defaultbunny
I give a shit about kids, because i give a shit about people. But fuck her dumb ass adults for fucking around and having her find out
Armouredfalcon
I definitely feel bad for the kid. but fuck her parents. their stupidity made her suffer unnecessarily.
keyblader1985
Look, I'm all for respecting animals and all, but I'm not gonna get enjoyment from hearing about a bison literally yeeting a child.
Delaeden
Right?? Thank you. All the ones being like “deserved” can fuck right off. Be mad at the parents for being irresponsible, not the child.
Rhythmaster
Yeah some of these comments are just gross, I dont even like kids but I'm not gonna enjoy watching then get seriously injured, wtf is that.
thisisausernamelikeanyothersbutthisonesmellsweird
Eh... Every year people die trying to get a pointless selfie
yoyo42
People don't understand how slow people are. Four legs fast.
zeacorzeppelin10
Her injuries should buff right out.
mllecamill3
Poor bison. Leave it alone.
TCGView
If you don't know instinctively not to fuck with a 2000lb animal, you probably deserve what you get.
dashcan
rihani3
They recently released moose in a public nature reserve near here. Every time I have seen one, there were several people walking right up ->
rihani3
to them with their fucking phones to take pictures... Luckily no one been hurt. Yet...
CatEyebrows
Moose kill the shit out of people. Fucking idiots
Lucallia
they are huge and will fuck a car up. humans are squishier than cars.
Sleepingpanda1260
Shaodyn
Signs: Leave the animals alone! Tourists: The rules apply to everyone but me. I can do whatever I want.
Chromeshack
People are dumb as hell. It's an animal. Even a cat can fuck someone up if it's so inclined.
AnnieGitchYerGun
Boy howdy can they ever!
GridShaman
Agreed this is dumb, but Realtalk, any *mammal* under thirty pounds, YOU have work to get YOURSELF any injury greater than a flesh wound.
BaphoMettbroetchen
A flesh wound can be enough to kill you. Also honey badgers.
mizzamir
you ever heard of a wolverine?
Dagordae
20-55 pounds. Unless it’s a baby, it’s above the limit.
Targe0
Or a weasel or Otter. Basically any of the Mustelids family can mess you up good despite their size.
Dagordae
If you get severely mangled by a weasel please turn in your human card. You have failed as a ape and will be downgraded to spider monkey.
paulhollywood9
As the bison flings kids over - Bye, son!
AlexVanPutten
DON'T GO NEAR THE WILD FUCKING ANIMALS
PotatoFaceSmurf666
Good.
foreverinchains
MindfulAmnesia
If you fuck with or disrespect mother nature, you get what's coming to you.
angels1
I hope they didn’t put down the bison
CosplayComet
I'm just gonna put this out there, but the 'wild' in 'wild animals' isn't just for show.
Targe0
Yeah but a lot of people have so little contact with real "Wild Animals" in their life other then squirrels and birds, that they have no ->
Targe0
real context for what animals can really do to you. Thus why this exact thing happens constantly at yellow stone.
CosplayComet
I wouldn't approach a squirrel, either... little bastards can have rabies ;P
Quebeker
But I live all my life in the city. I am one with nature and nature is friendly to me. Trust me i have a hamster
Nonsequiterconcarne24
Or for sexual reference. Mostly.
Targe0
If you try to get sexual with a Bison or if a Bison tries to get sexual with you. You're going to have a bad time.
Nonsequiterconcarne24
Mostly
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DasanaideOnage
Poor girl, having shit parents.
TheWarHymn
Shit genes too, if you don't know well enough not to mess with a 2000 pound wild animal...
AregularolPlumbus
Yet some folks want more unfit parents to have kids.
freckledkink
They're dog the right thing by getting an abortion. Then there are the breeders...
jeffleggett
Should be arrested for child endangerment. Miracle tossing her was all it did.
Polymathena
Poor bison, having shit humans.
h4p10
This is, unfortunately, a common reality for many, many children.
slotheroll
Witnesses reported that the parents were in fact filming vertically and screaming out WORLD STAR during the incident.
PineappleLoopsBroether
Both had mullets.
ChicanoBatman
Like the fish? You know the mullet fish has 78 species and feeding folks since the Romans. Still a bad thing to have during a Bison fight.
slotheroll
And matching Canadian Tuxedos
isetprettygirlsonfire
Just so no one misses it
Idontbelieveyouandneverwill
That's old af
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TheNewKidInTheBlockWar
SAIL!
markshark1992
Do a flip! Nice! Parents just left her, wow, I would not forget that.
IndeedNod
FAFO!
Falthran
Wheeee!
slotheroll
Rahava
I've been that close to a bison while in a car and I still nope'd the fuck out of there. How anyone thinks they're safe is beyond me.
swiggityswootypointandshooty
Strayed away from Nature...no respect and pure dumbidity :D
minqapoc
Because they think the bisons are tame and domesticated...these people are idiots.
Targe0
I have only see on on TV screens and even I nope out at that. Dam things all Muscle and Bone I don't want none of that, thank you very much.
Aeonika
Yeah one wandered close in the badlands, fucker made the car feel very small.
ScorpionSage
I went last year, that place is prrrrty
hogeyegrex
YEET!
danlundy
You don't have to be faster than a bison - you just have to be faster than a 9-year old girl.
Nic111111
Faster at running away than your own nine year old daughter. Those parents need a court date to account for child endangerment.
JimboTCB
"let's go and bother this wild animal that's the size of a light truck, what could go wrong?"
HelikaformerNubisKnight9
Are her parents quokkas that they sacrifice their kid to flee the Aggressor? ?
ionicseraph
Not to break the topic, but I'm painfully curious about what that lighter colored extra fluffy part of the top of the bison is
oceanflyer
Winter fur that it hasn’t shed yet
Kehy
Bison shed like you wouldn't believe. They only look all majestic and stuff twice a year
BlancheFromage
I think that's sheddy fur. I'd want to remove it...
chut7
It's their thicker winter coat. The last sections to slough off are on the back because they lack back scratchers.
reddenbocker
A55TRICKY
That was funnier than I pictured in my head.
JohnPtempkinReborn
YEET!
zeacorzeppelin10
Buffalo don't fuck around
isetprettygirlsonfire
Tatonka!
GoblinQueen69
At least she landed on her feet
Targe0
That's actually a big help for her as they will break her fall. Even if they break themselves still better then her head.
Grinch01
That girl is like a cat but with fewer lives
steazyae
Im johnny knoxville and welcome to jackass
zeacorzeppelin10
cherryberry25
She zigged when she should have zagged.
Targe0
Her bigger issues were A) She wasn't faster then the Bison. And B) She wasn't faster then anyone else either.
isetprettygirlsonfire
If you zig when you should have zagged, you're gonna have a bad time.
Vaempyre
blaisdale
If you can dodge a ball you can dodge a bison
PutItInNeutral
Switch that, reverse it.
NightGridRunner
Nice
Eridianne
WOW THEY FUCKIN DITCH THE KID! What absolute scum
Solkanarmy
or they attempted to lead it away from the kid
SedatedSl0th
I mean abortion is illegal now so…../s for those not getting the joke
TheSlouchOfBethlehem
is that Mom and Dad scampering to safety?
HackerJacker
as opposed to what? Not like they could have stopped it
NotoriousDoubleDipper
They could have taken the fling themselves.
isetprettygirlsonfire
slotheroll
You come into my fucking house....
Dagordae
Ah, the wombat defense.
WhatzitTooya
Thats why they brought their child along, as decoy.
danlundy
You don't have to be faster than a bison - you just have to be faster than a 9-year old girl.
68people
Than *your own child*
OhB1KinOB
Than your own *9 year old* child
SprinklesMckitten
I request the right to take parental estate control through ritualistic combat
Targe0
Landed legs first so it was the best way she could have taken that hit. As long as no organs got damaged physically she should be fine. ->
yoyo42
Oh I expect her parents will put her into plenty of other dangerous situations.
Targe0
Yes but now she has the life experience to know a limit.
yoyo42
You start with a full bag of luck and an empty one of experience. The goal is to fill one before the other empties.
Targe0
Mentally well that's another story. She either learns from it and comes out with a new found respect for large animals. ->
Targe0
OR shes scared for life and will have to deal with the trauma in therapy forever.Though she wins on the What did you do during summer report