MRW my 5-year-old son sipped the glass of water by his bed and said "Daddy, this smells disgusting. What is it?" And his 3-year-old brother giggled and said "Oh, I peed in there," like it was no big deal.

May 26, 2017 4:30 AM

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I don't know if I should be proud of horrified.

At least he is hydrated?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*Man vs Wild theme starts playing*

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hahaha! Kids are the worst! The only reason it's OK is cuz we all had our turn.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you let it slide he will never trust his brother.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I feel like this is my future with 3 boys. But with my oldest 2 (7 year age gap). Because my middle guy is a little asshole.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When I was 7 I went into my older brothers room and saw mountain dew on his nightstand, little me going sweet! One swig later, never again

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

...just run screaming from the room.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When I was young I peed on my brothers pillow and got us both in trouble. Aren't I just the

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's pissgusting.

9 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 6

Dad should've told the three year old, "Urine trouble, young man."

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Next on "Adventures in Parenting"... ????

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I made my brother drink pee as well. Sound quite normal

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When I was a kid, I did similar to my younger brother. But I was also an asshole most of my life (still am at times?)

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 3

My brother made me pee the bed (hand in warm water) so I peed in his Kool aid

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

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...and he actually had. I don't know when (or why), but that was definitely a cup of pee on his brother's night stand.

9 years ago | Likes 225 Dislikes 6

When I was 2 my 4yo brother gave me a glass of cordial and I drunk it, turns out it was his pee

9 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

My brother told me it was apple juice.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I had my brother taste our pee after I convinced him to pee in the bidet after I peed and somehow he tricked me into tasting mmm good

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Guy I know in 4th grade convinced a girl to eat a "chocolate bar" that he had picked up with a leaf

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Natural selection at work

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Calm down, he is 3 years old. Geez.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Yes. Just last week a 3 year old was fired from my workplace for peeing into the water cooler.

9 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 1

Good riddance. People who act like that should stay in kindergarten. Disgusts me.

9 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

But it's night time. No kid stays at kindergarten at night. Maybe you mean orphanage?

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