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Hatsodoom
Thats not gonna deter everyone though.
Vergenbuurg
(Tagging as NSFW to cover my bases and appease the Puritanical mods)
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wookietiddy
It's a boomawang
Guy0185
AnneMakesMistakes
Baby I don't need theirs. I've got my very own home grown version.
RunsNakedThroughSwamps
This is so effective on homophic dudes. I used to flirt with creeps who were harassing women in online games. Usually got them to go away, at least for a time.
SithElephant
StarshipSuperTrooper
Got to keep an extra large one in your phone. Text it to them with the caption "this is the last guy who sent me a dick pic. I turned him down and you think you have a chance with that little fella"
hightechpirate
ArchonIlladrya
Before my surgery I would have loved to get a dick pic cuz I just would have sent one right back, lol.
IAmTheRad
A girl sent me an unsolicited duck pic. She said it was a goose.
Skullwriter
That's fowl play.
DinosaursCameFromSpace
A friend keeps every one she’s been sent, when a new one arrives she responds with each one in a separate message
redpandabanana
This is also an option
TerranIV
It's like bear spray for perverts!
RalphH
Aspernari
The funny-sad thing is, https://www.menshealth.com/entertainment/a30500342/robin-batman-penis-burt-ward/
He now owns a dog food company with perhaps the most unhinged packaging I've ever seen.
RalphH
Yeah right, that is not real HOLY DOGFOOD BATMAN!
BlueDsc
Nah, reply back with a picture of a dragon dildo saying "Sorry, you're not my type."
morbidconcerto
Tentacles work too lol
bikergeek6249
BrigidtheMechLady
Please don't do this. 1. it encourages the chasers 2. it's kind of transphobic
TooooPrivate
Right?! Like holy shit yall, this isn’t funny.
Magpiebones
Most people aren't aware or really think about transpeople in that situation. Just send a pic of the hairiest bear you can find to them and crush their potential daydreams.
idreamofwhirledpeas
Sending nudes can be illegal, regardless of intent, in many places. Don’t engage by doing the same. If you want to eff with someone, let them know “I reported you to all the appropriate authorities for violating laws on consent and pornography. Also reported you to your local health department, because you need to see a doctor.” And then do report, even if you know they won’t take action. Normalize doing that if you want systemic change.
meowingintensifies
I like this. short and sweet. I'd add a chris hansen picture though. "have a seat right over there, I have the chat log"
idreamofwhirledpeas
Yep! That sounds great!
idreamofwhirledpeas
There is not easy way to avoid the traps. There are endless stereotypes people are going to use to discredit you when they get called out for their bad actions. Also no need to fall right into them if you see them coming.
Qpnao
Yeah let's not pretend to be trans to chase creepers away though
rshini
Nah, just 'OMG what is that on there?'
rshini
sent too soon, but be concern and loud about how they totally need to get "that" checked out, make them paranoid
marthafarquar
gottokeepthelooniesonthepath
The audacity of the "Whats wrong with u"
Grinch01
Send it to his mother that will help, maybe the Lady will notice that she dont teach manners to her child
marquettegoldeneagles
Damn!
Megadestructo
https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1eGNjZTI0MmdqNnFmamZtcGM3Y2ZlOG1iemlweTFsaGt1OW10ZHI5ciZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/nBXZ10MXaKlGyI8HB5/200w.webp
UWAGAGABLAGABLAGABA
For you all to use in response to unsolicited dick pics.
UWAGAGABLAGABLAGABA
And for the lack of dick pics.
AvsFreak
https://imgur.com/cMIHta3.gif
PlacentaEaters
Or you can use
umbrellamaker
I like this one
Badgerbadgerson3
HopelessNecr0mantic
skipweasel
"That's not a dick, THIS is a dick..."
MuffinProof
A 2-inch dick is not a dick, it's an oversized clit!
Vergenbuurg
That's not a dick. That's a spoon.
ImmaCatImmaSexyCat
I see you've played pussy peepee before!
zaxlor
Came here to find this! :D
ianrl337
Not with that attitude it isn't
cattlegrazer82
https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1Z3ZoY3loenB4dzFla3A4bGE2cWZ1cjZuZTIzYjlsNDFodXgyMHJxNSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/4nmLhgAvtkXWiJHZP5/200w.webp
cosonfused
i see you've played dicky cocky before.
brownribbon
Oh I see you’ve played knifey dicky before
tallyhoho
Said in an Australian accent
Snuggelapolous
Can someone make this a meme please?
brownribbon
Simpsons got ya covered 25 years ago: https://youtu.be/mcE0aAhbVFc?si=Renfn5lhtS8UWNP5