Jul 9, 2016 6:49 PM

JustinTibbs

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Out trying to track down a Charmander when I notice this off in the distance.

This was about 10 min after I had arrived.

I called the fire in, then ran over and banged on the house door and neighbor's door to make sure everyone was out and aware of the situation.

Stopped back by the next day

The news said it was started by the woman not putting out her cigarette all the way.

She was slightly older and absent minded (says neighbor) so it checked out.

However I caught the arsonist returning to the scene of the crime.

Ponyta you son of a B*tch.

Dang it Ponyta! U thought you were SPECIAL!!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was thinking the woman would have started the fire accidentally while looking for pokemon...

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

what...do I...laugh or cry...or both...OH MY HEAD.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cancer

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There was a Ponyta not terribly far earlier but responsibilities v_v

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'd start a fire if it'd attract a goddamn ponyta.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

too bad you dot live in egypt bruhhh, i got ponyta and magmar and growlithe and charamander and its just my first day XP

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Congratulations. You are now a Pokemon Ranger. Seriously, that's, like, what they do.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

10 years ago | Likes 110 Dislikes 1

Hank Hell

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Pokemon Go is starting to cause people to be like Jake Gyllenhaal in Nightcrawlers except they don't crap about the scoop just the Pokemon

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yay!! My name is relevant!!

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

She probably was listening to my mixtape, leave the poor Pokémon alone

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

Source?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I used to switch between calling my Pokemon trainer Perrin, Matrim, and Rand. It's nice to see another WOT fan on here.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wait, is this a true story tho? (minus ponyta starting it)

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

How do YOU know he didn't start it?

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Cause it's all been burning since the world's been turning

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

"God I hate you so much Ponyta." - President Taft

10 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 0

President Taft was such a dick.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Merrr!!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Shut up Ponyta this doesn't concern you!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sometimes bird poop tastes like candy.

10 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 5

And sometimes candy tastes like bird poop!

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Damn Milk Duds.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Once had russian candies and I think bird poop would have tasted better. Not sure how old they were, friend who gave them was a dick.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Goddamn it lmao, I should have seen it coming.

10 years ago | Likes 528 Dislikes 0

Yes, especiallly given the title.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I fully expected a charmander.

10 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 0

v

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

YOU MOTHERFUCKER

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Imgur has taught me to expect this. Who knew that this site was training us to join the faceless men?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Like this?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is dumb bruh

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 37

You're dumb

10 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 9

YOURE DUMB STOP

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 12

Your mom's dumb

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 3

My mom IS dumb.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

The butt's dumb

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