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Out trying to track down a Charmander when I notice this off in the distance.
This was about 10 min after I had arrived.
I called the fire in, then ran over and banged on the house door and neighbor's door to make sure everyone was out and aware of the situation.
Stopped back by the next day
The news said it was started by the woman not putting out her cigarette all the way.
She was slightly older and absent minded (says neighbor) so it checked out.
However I caught the arsonist returning to the scene of the crime.
Ponyta you son of a B*tch.
TINACHOOOO
Dang it Ponyta! U thought you were SPECIAL!!
celestedrake
I was thinking the woman would have started the fire accidentally while looking for pokemon...
NotSoFunnyOP
PetePuma
what...do I...laugh or cry...or both...OH MY HEAD.
mojomain
Cancer
ohgeeRick
There was a Ponyta not terribly far earlier but responsibilities v_v
Ihavewaytoomanyfavoritestosort
I'd start a fire if it'd attract a goddamn ponyta.
LoayKatarya
too bad you dot live in egypt bruhhh, i got ponyta and magmar and growlithe and charamander and its just my first day XP
ItsSneakyAdolf
Congratulations. You are now a Pokemon Ranger. Seriously, that's, like, what they do.
Flick19
Radvstheworld
Hank Hell
kappuccinoo
Pokemon Go is starting to cause people to be like Jake Gyllenhaal in Nightcrawlers except they don't crap about the scoop just the Pokemon
Fyrepony
Yay!! My name is relevant!!
Herrowprease
She probably was listening to my mixtape, leave the poor Pokémon alone
PerrinAybara
Source?
RedBeardedTrucker
I used to switch between calling my Pokemon trainer Perrin, Matrim, and Rand. It's nice to see another WOT fan on here.
tigercell
Wait, is this a true story tho? (minus ponyta starting it)
MrTylerWpg
How do YOU know he didn't start it?
Sheepyhead
Cause it's all been burning since the world's been turning
goldfishyo
"God I hate you so much Ponyta." - President Taft
usernametakenisthestoryofmylife
President Taft was such a dick.
thislooksfun
WolfPrincess69
Merrr!!
Oscartoes
Shut up Ponyta this doesn't concern you!
cookinbythebook
Sometimes bird poop tastes like candy.
Chrichelle
And sometimes candy tastes like bird poop!
ImalwayslatetotheStephenKingreferences
Damn Milk Duds.
Radix865
Once had russian candies and I think bird poop would have tasted better. Not sure how old they were, friend who gave them was a dick.
aintThatPostModern
https://media.giphy.com/media/yo4lNhsJBBzqw/giphy.gif
SatansNeighbor668
Goddamn it lmao, I should have seen it coming.
TheMovieGalaxyQuest
Yes, especiallly given the title.
JacksNaggingProcrastination
I fully expected a charmander.
ImTotallyNotBob
SatansNeighbor668
YOU MOTHERFUCKER
JacksNaggingProcrastination
Imgur has taught me to expect this. Who knew that this site was training us to join the faceless men?
ImTotallyNotBob
Like this?
Boooooooooognish
This is dumb bruh
mcoulter876
You're dumb
Boooooooooognish
YOURE DUMB STOP
mcoulter876
Your mom's dumb
Boooooooooognish
My mom IS dumb.
mcoulter876
The butt's dumb