How to always win at chess

Apr 13, 2015 3:24 PM

wetskinnybikerides

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First of all: Make one of your knights into a unicorn

Slip a spy into your enemy's lines

Conglomerate your pawns into a chess megatron

It's usually more effective to upgrade your queen to a hotel

Don't let your bishops have a disagreement about same sex marriage

In winter, it's better to play football

And finally: If a Full House isn't enough, you know what to do...

video source: https://youtu.be/ZV1bpMamCtY

Thanks for summarizing a youtube video for us.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

what was this BBC show/story was this from/about?

11 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

Looks like some sort of documentary to me.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qt8XnDfyTpc (Stick around til after the credits)

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Calvinchess

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Huh. The Kings were gay. I suspected the Queens.

11 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

They go both ways

11 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Ayyyy

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I will never not upvote this. I lose my shit at "Megachessatron".

11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Are these from the same people that made the video about the drugged up spiders?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hah, I wondered that too. Sadly, I never did find more information about the Crack Spider's bitch.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maybe they'll come back to it in a reunion episode.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When your feint fails... piss on it!

11 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

They missed a step... After pissing on it, you gotta set it on fire.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

Best. Game. Ever.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've been playing chess wrong my whole life

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the Dominos will fall like a house of cards. Check mate.

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Tried that and got kicked out of chess club

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

M

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So.. Since termination of Top Gear, this is the best that's left of British humor? I want my Pythons and Blackadder back... please?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I usually go with sniper or a double agent. If you don't cheat, you don't really want to win. -gf

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ha! Finally a way I could play chess!!!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well this is going to the front page

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It's been there before, and it will surely go again.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

that's number wang!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm a chess grandmaster and I can confirm that this works 30% of the time, every time.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Turn your knight into an unicorn you say? http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4c8taRUKm1qeumowo1_500.gif

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lost it at the Stone Cold card

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Please everyone knows this.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Stone Cold Steve Austin.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Scrolled down just for this. Thank you +1

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Calvin chess

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I have been doing it so very wrong all of these years...

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Watch the video source. 10x better.

11 years ago | Likes 172 Dislikes 2

Thanks for pointing this out. Wouldn't have watched it otherwise

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"He leaves diagonally, of course. Some traditions die hard." By far my favorite part.

11 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

I loved "queen is an imposter...Helen.... leaves in any direction"

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, the voice makes it so much better than this

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I like how the rook is still inverted when he's playing soccer.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The guy's vid says "I have no idea who made it, or if it is copyrighted or not?" when it has the BBC logo on the corner

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Inverting the rook.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

its mega chessatron

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Imagine chess megatron in wizard chess

11 years ago | Likes 473 Dislikes 1

Print one! http://www.thingiverse.com/thing:20467

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wait... this one is V3 http://www.thingiverse.com/thing:25084

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's mega chessatron actually, OP got it wrong haha :s

11 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

I was looking for this comment.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

20 points to Gryffindor for cheating and creating an abomination of nature. Seriously. Who is going to feed this thing. It ate Hagrid.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Harry Potter 8 confirmed!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah. He fights Optipawn Prime.

11 years ago | Likes 107 Dislikes 0

...

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It makes me sad that not many will see this comment.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

i lost it at the mini newspaper in #2

11 years ago | Likes 518 Dislikes 3

Did you see the little peep holes cut out in the newspaper? Classic.

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I read "minesweeper" instead of "newspaper" and spent like 15 seconds looking at that gif before coming back to your comment.

11 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

I did the exact same thing!

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

We're soul mates.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Whoa whoa whoa, let me take you out to dinner first!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm sorry, I'm really lonely.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Winter football. Didn't they do that on Christmas during actual war. Shit was cool man

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

(1/2) Yep. Christmas of 1914. It started with German troops singing carols, and the British recognized the tune and joined in.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

(2/2) Unfortunately, lots of men were reprimanded harshly.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That sucks, but it does remind me that there is humanity even in war. Like a spot of light in the dark ^-^

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, it's also kinda a reminder that the people killing each other would get along if they met anywhere else.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Which is depressing. If only we could just like play chess to determine the outcome of war. I wonder if our world leaders are any good

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0