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May 5, 2020 4:10 AM
Kingwyrm20
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arebenji
I replaced "Susan" with "Karen" and it made the joke infinitely better. "I WANT TO SEE YOUR ROOSTER," said Karen, red-faced with privilege.
3vil3ric
How much are Beer Nuts? BUCK. How about Deer Nuts? under a BUCK.. hehe
upinthebutt
Reminds of Becca from Bojack
RootEnoch
insertnamehere007
confanity
The first time I heard this joke, it was about a dog and 20th-century baseball players.
spidey002
Oh yeah! He knows his name! https://youtu.be/eQRTBrLKIT8
StephenDaniels
That joke is so old it's got a 63% chance of dying from Covid 19.
idontknowmynameyeahthatsthetruth
chicken was like: surprise mf
Kkkkkkkkkkjj
Veeeery gooooood
ButterworthToast
Kkkkkkkkkkjj
Muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
MicrowavedFrenchFries
There's Susan being a bitch again, as per usual.
asifwewouldbesomeonebetter
Susan be like
dudedude09
Just shut the fuck up Susan! Shit!
Skreepy
Susans reactions in real time
bluedealer
Magic for Susan's
Woestkonijn
Reminds me of the joke of the farmer and the pig on a Belgian market.
LUML3Y
Did anyone else read the chicken in Bert Kreischer's voice?
KiwiGameDev
https://twitter.com/sugur_ghost/status/1019712564568252416
lljkstonefish
Alternate punchline: Me: "Chicken, you really let me down today" Chicken: "Well you were the one asking the stupid fucking questions"
YourMomHasHerOwnZipCode
Susan, stop being such a Karen, jeez.
sumosapiens
DukeDarkwood
I was hoping for it, but then, I've seen the dog version. This is a nice new twist.
RaoulDukePaulAtreides
sf111
RaoulDukePaulAtreides
This one wins for sure.
boostcreep
RaoulDukePaulAtreides
ObscureReferencing
https://imgur.com/Twabdjr
sanaujiram
This is my wife.. Becca. Yep she loved her books.
goflyblind
SomeRandomDudeWhoUpvotesThingsHeLikes
I need some sauce
GrumpyoldBear
A-1 is where it’s at.
upsideW
https://youtu.be/Kyv3YoZB9Ms
QuackQuackPontiac
lillayaga
Why is she blonde
samueWebRunner
fairleenormal
First Upload reaction I have seen in the wild.
QuackQuackPontiac
samueWebRunner
Silmarilcrown
samueWebRunner
AFistfulOfDollHairs
Okay but would the chicken sound like a parrot or would it have more of a macaw kinda ring to it?
pointsForNothing
So, how much is 200 penises?
acountrymember
A lot.
RubberChickenGoD
Enough for you to enjoy all night.
magicrhombus
Enough to last your mom all afternoon.