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Captain's log, star date 19-12-07: there seems to be a large log jam in the evac system... possibly due to significant hamburger consumption.
https://amp.businessinsider.com/trump-epa-people-flushing-toilets-10-15-times-2019-12
HeyOP
Or, you know, the shift to "low flow" systems requiring more flushing for the same old shit.
Rhianmnop
I want to hate him so much for the giant ignorant piece of shit, racist, bigot, misogynistic tool he is. I'm genuinely concerned he is dumb
Rhianmnop
2/2 though and almost feel bad but also am pissed he is the potus. How. The. Fuck. America... Why? How was this ever an option?
easyED
ByeDon2020
When #1 makes #2 a priority
lazysombrero
thatsmyfetish69
This is what happens when you don’t drink, dont “smoke” but pop illegal Sudafed like tic tacs. He’s a moron.
SecretAgentSuperBooger
MAN9000
Saving this one.
besoft
I never flush more than once, anything left over can wait till next time
GhostOfDolomite
RonnyKeys
If Anyone else said this, they’d be sent for a psych evaluation.
captapathy
Sure, when all you eat is hamberders and drink cofvefe you’re gonna have to spend the day flushing.
mithiwithi
Hamberder*
footfucker
The three seashells are about to be invented
rosshell2718
Sauce?
v3xtor
The only decoration in my bathrooms... three seashells.
pocushocus
You don't know how to use them?
mksu
I take big poops in a low flow toilet and rarely flush more than 3-4 times. This dude must be from one of those poop knife families.
tracereading
The only time I flush more than once is when I've got mudbutt.
ErectileFunction
If I'm at work or someone else's house I'll use two or three just to be sure. I've had them overflow before without a plunger
rosshell2718
Can we please go one day without the president being an embarrassment? No? This is life now?
Gromish
We have waterparks.
QuitLookinAtMineAim
So, he's laying a foundation to repeal regulations for low flow toilets, arguing that higher water usage will lead to less water usage?
SteveMND
He was also setting the ground work for the same deregulation on lightbulbs as well. His rambling was kinda drunkenly all over the map.
ErectileFunction
Yep. Makes no sense other than to make his base feel like they're sticking it to tree hugging hippies.
QuitLookinAtMineAim
They love that. How dare those libdem hippy-types try to keep us from making money with their "concerns"
imnotarealgiraffe
I'm actually for this. I have big shots. I literally have to plunge my low flow toilet every time.
ErectileFunction
Sounds like you need a poop knife. Or a potato masher.
ImAfraidYoureAllPsychosSoIMadeThisAccount
Seriously, look into a high flow toilet. Had clogs every other day, now it's very rare. Still low water consumption but WOW does it flow.