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Pretty sure this has already been posted here, but just in case it hasn't...
FP EDIT: Its been brought to my attention that it was indeed a repost. Original post links: http://imgur.com/gallery/oJcbZ and http://imgur.com/gallery/33wOU . Since many people have favourited this post (+ points for me - just hit 100k!) I guess I'll just leave my post be.
Gungagin
How many times is this going to be reposted???
LAminiman
This true tho
Lyrian
This was the opposite for my wife and I. Except the sheets and the towels. I refuse to have useless things in my house.
adamrac
sword of the morning lives!
Loquetur
Blatant repost from last week.
Gingiraffe
Isn't most of this common sense regardless of gender?
Wodenifferous
Common sense is uncommon as fuck.
wormfood
He thinks this is a men/women thing but really it is a him/her thing. But really he is defending his falling in love to his friends.
Midniteoyl
I like how he learned all of this in an hour..
mmaheshwary
I am seeing Sword of the Morning in a whole different light now. Yeah, I know, its a shit joke.
ApfelKuchen
Great, yet many more reasons why being single sucks.
obligatoryguy
Haha in the same boat, brother! survive.gif.
parg0nx
This was pretty great to read.
MintyHippo6889
The best part about living with his girlfriend? She gave a new meaning to his moniker-- "Sword of the Morning."
museicfreiheit
Now this is what people should strive for in relationships. Both people contribute and appreciate.
cattingtons
I love this. I love how appreciative he is, and how he wants to do things for her in return.
plebianmaximus
Well sounds like she has it easy. He's earning the money and she's just walking around at home ordering stuff online.
v3rmilion
This is what I secretly think all relationships are like, and why I'm sad when people seem to not like their partners. Of course, I'm alone
sheef27
Relationships are always fucking awesome for the first couple months when each side appreciates the other. Slowly goes away. It's sad.
cattingtons
That is sad. Doesn't always happen though.
FreakinSatan
Like eat ass!
edwardscissorhands
He's the real MVP.
SaucyDisses
I love the transition from boy to man.
GamingClaptrap
Ser Arthur Dayne of the kingsguard is different that I thought...
AintGotTime4That
REPOST
LeglessPooch
Exfoliate niggas
Nerfection
Always ask their permission first, though.
MrDrMuffinPants
Idk, from what he said I don't think I would mind surprise exfoliation.
LeglessPooch
I knew there would be one who noticed the missing comma.
badgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadger
This is phenomenal and true. :)
Brad2217
As a single male, I do all these minus the change sheets every day. Who the hell does that??
Qumefox
Same here. 40, totally socially inept, so been single my whole life. this is all shit I do for the most part.
SpendifferousLeo
I agree wtf
6113
My mom called them guessed towels, I never guessed the correct one.
KellyCrazyCatLadyinTraining
*guest, but I like the pun. XD
Shabooya
Ser Arthur Dayne, the sword of the morning
shadowfoxirish
had to scan through the comments to see if anyone else thought this :)
Shabooya
I did too and I was like "where the fuck are my nerds!?"
MuddyMax
Could you wait more than a few days too repost?
Solscorn
Yeah. Saw this barely a day ago.
AquilaSagitta
To be fair I'm unemployed and browse imgur (frontpage only) at least a couple hours a day and this is the first time I've seen this.
MuddyMax
To*
LateTunnel
Omg. You caught a spelling mistake. My. Fucking. Hero.
obligatoryguy
I mentioned right there below the 1st pic that it might be a repost. Let the downvotes decide whether it stays in usersub or not.
DisregardCasty
Mate it's literally picture for picture what the last post was
obligatoryguy
Checked it out. The older posts had multiple tweets in 1 image, mine doesn't. I didn't take someone else's post, I just had different sauce.
thegump93
Do single guys seriously live like that??
aelita
I know a couple of girls who live like that.
Bobonuke
no, i think he's just bummy lmao, it's such basic shit that he's losing his mind over.. im pretty sure most of us take care of ourselves
thegump93
He must be lol I do all of that stuff now and all I could think was "is it that serious?..."
Bobonuke
"i've never owned a washrag until you" like what the fuck lmao
ICanChangeMyUsernameWheneverIWantButIDontBecauseIAmGodDamnLazy
I don't own a washrag either. Hands are sufficient. I don't do/own some of these "basic things" because I don't need them.
thegump93
I like how he thinks her putting his clothes in a dresser is the most revolutionary shit ever. She's got more patience than me lol
Bobonuke
seriously, i can just imagine the shithole his house must've been.
FarmerFrance
This guy sounds like a golden retriever that got turned into a black dude and found a girlfriend.
KangInDaNarth
The 1st pic I thought it was about the dog until i realized the girl was changing it every day.
v3rmilion
Sometimes i feel the same... But then i sound like a furry. Also no gf.
StraightToCatFolder
Why is the second comment always better than the top?
obligatoryguy
I like his enthusiasm for arranging clothes.
cutecatpicturesarewhyimhere
I hope this is how my boyfriend felt when he moved in with me and I actually sorted out sock and underwear drawers for him.
strudelweary
All that talk about clothes reminded me I have to look for the trousers I need for my job interview tomorrow.
ObzenR
Good luck!
HarryPotterReferenceProbably
Hahaha
whotoremypantstho
Why is this not the top comment???
BardicLasher
I would watch that movie.
jimwormmaster
Me too. That being said, he sounds like the luckiest SOB ever. I hope to find someone like that someday...
blazeit419point999fgt
Hollywood plz.
unavailableyourcallcantgothruasdialed
Yes omg this needs to be a movie. Wonderful love story
Boonzo
Lady and The Tramp. You're welcome.
Bobonuke
Was this guy homeless before this girl or something? Half of this is like basic shit that he's going crazy over lol
aelita
Just crappy parenting.
wafflesnaffle
This is from some kind of fantasy book right?
LeatherDaddyFishMan
His name is the greatest swordsman in Westeros
wackynoodle
Not even a week until the repost eh?
bog015
Sounds like you never had your shit together before a girl came into your life. No wonder you're amazed.
cleavergrill
ImpMercyy
It's possible but complicated as fuck. I've been shown how to multiple times and I'm convinced it was witchcraft.
Kycirion
Sit down grill, yous gone learn something. https://youtu.be/_Z5k9nWcuFc
izmi
I can fold them... but it's more effort than I'm prepared to give, so I just kinda fold/roll and shove them in the linen closet.
sheef27
It's not an issue if you only own one! =D
FuckingGood
I can do it! And I'm a man!
squirrellyknickerbockers
Like on a hanger? I need a visual of this.
cleavergrill
Haha, yes on a hanger. http://imgur.com/qO3NNsu
pokeinmynono
I did not know that was a possible option..... I also fold my fitted sheets
FamousPierre
That was the tweet that convinced me this post was fake.
thingssomeonesays
It's possible! I made it my new year's resolution to learn, watched a few videos, and figured it out in a day. Attainable goals, yo.
MyFartsHitMyBalls
Confirmed: his girl is a witch.
LittleLordThudleroy
Fucking lies, man.
Osomatic
I'm sure it's possible but I just can't be bothered to. Rolled into a ball it is.
Zentira
Its very possible and easy.
FloodingWaters
I stuff the top sheet, the fitted sheet and the other pillowcase into one of the pillow cases. solved.
lesbehonester
I do too! And I can fold a fitted sheet.
cleavergrill
That is genius.
FloodingWaters
it was one of those life hack posts....
baldchihuahua
I'm with this camp. Putting it all in the pillowcase is the smartest thing I've heard all day.....laughing at what I just typed....
blueknot
I can relate to the decorative towels thing. I once caught hell for 'ruining' decorative soap. Shouldn't have been in the soap dish then...
Drogothedestroyerkitty
We use the "nice" stuff. But my mom always had towels with like scenes sewed on, we don't buy those it's really tacky
yourlastheroine
As woman, I can say that you never know when you'll have guest over. Always be prepared. Girls talk.
BlahBlahMeatEater
I still don't understand the decorative pillows, soaps and towels. If it isn't meant to be used why is it in the house?..
blainetog
So when people come over, your house looks like it could be in a fancy magazine.
NOINOON
Deco soap is for scent. Others... fuck if I know.
Maggiemypet
This is the great divide between married couples.
Wodenifferous
a e s t h e t I c s
AlkeneThiol
What is this meme I missed
Wodenifferous
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/aesthetic
AlkeneThiol
Thanks
NotInClass
What do my athletics have to do with that
HailSatinGodOfFabric
WHO the FUCK is going to be seeing my ensuite bathroom? If they come in will they be distraced from her shit piled around the sink?
Karilyn
Honestly it's for me. It's nice having a pleasant looking nest, even if nobody else but me sees it. Part of what makes a house a home.