OkayestWife
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So this is my almost 8 month old son. He's always been a very solid muscle baby, but this is crazy. ????
Feb 25, 2017 2:56 AM
OkayestWife
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So this is my almost 8 month old son. He's always been a very solid muscle baby, but this is crazy. ????
OpenMindOpenMouth
"Baby formula sweetheart, I got the protein shakes for you"
schaaawing
Looks like there's no need for a college fund, he looks like he'll be a great athlete.
DGK262
I beat he takes some mean shits after those protein shakes either that or your breastmilk should be checked for hgh
OkayestWife
All formula
Elwood376
Send him for MMA training right away and cancel your pension plan.
JeepJitsu92
''heeyyy dana!"
weatealloftheorangesoffthenavelsofourlovers
There was a "this American life" Ep on gene mutation that causes insane muscles
shoulkion
What the hell is in your boob juice? Captain America serum?
jazzadelic
Nice, I also have a jacked baby, but I'm upvoting for the piano in the background. Hope he's enjoying it!
Devan24x7
9months in prison will do that. Alot of time for activities.
DabNOut
That baby is stacked look at those shoulders already FML
MostlyToasty24
Gerber baby MAXX GAINS formula
OkayestWife
We told my son he made most viral this morning. You should have seen the grin and bouncing in the jumper. Thanks everyone.
spaceystacey
My daughter was a long think baby, almost no baby fat at all. Now she is still tall and thin. All due to her father's genetics.
RLTNY
Is your Son Goku
BlueFinFire53
I'll be BACK. LOL
Raster
Cut back on the baby 'roids.
Rangerbobby
You should go ahead and get him his first eagle tat across his back
pinkiesmalls
Lol. Oh my gosh thats great! Maybe a few tribal arm bands to really sell the look?
HughGReckshen
Are his moms boobs filled with muscle milk?
iWipeMyAssStandingUpHowAboutYou
it's a 50/50 mix of protein powder and milk. actually a pinch of steroids as well.
StephenBB81
So I just spent the last 20 min going through old photo's to share of my jacked son at that age, got distracted. happy memories Thank you
NotWrenP
Does your son have myostatin deficiency
StephenBB81
No he does not, really he just has natural development so he looks more jacket because of shape vs size
DeliciousDishes
My brother was like that. He would lift himself onto places with just his arms. Also liked to just swing and hang around.
Ben4983
Check with your doc. There are genetic disorders that cause continual muscle growth, and can have some very negative side effects.
Lurch1911
"Do you even lift dad?" -baby most likely
boxbackknitties
I will kick the tits out of your precious little child!
ocean123456
This gave me a genuine laugh +1 sir
ondrishko
Fuck sakes that's rough
boxbackknitties
Yeah. Sometimes wildly inappropriate stuff makes me laugh. I can't be the only one, right?
ondrishko
It was pretty funny but still rough.
sza34
amars1111
Night night
Winchester427
It looks like he's giving a thumbs up as he falls
TacocatForwardsIsTacocat
trick or treat smell my feet
BeerStoreGuy
Might want to get him checked for that disease that causes excessive muscle growth. Can't remember what it's called though =\
OkayestWife
Doctors say he's all normal, he's not quite as all muscles as the picture shows. He's just a very active baby an early crawler and roller.
BeerStoreGuy
Ahh ok, good to know. Sounds like you'll have a nightmare on your hands when he learns to run!
missladymondegreen
Geez! Check the lats!
Auoros
How Is he today ?
OkayestWife
Doctors say he's all normal, he's not quite as all muscles as the picture shows. He's just a very active baby an early crawler and roller.
LisaChwan
My brother looked like that when he was a toddler, and he has been muscular all his life. Now he has a medal in Olympic rowing :)
PietreHyde
Who's your brother?
LisaChwan
I don't wanna give away my identity here :p
PietreHyde
Ok no worries ha, was wondering if it was recent win?
LisaChwan
Not a win, it was a bronze. 2016
SonsofRagnar3846
Supa baby
Baddog7120
probably has low amounts of myostatin, he can burn through calories and fat extremely quickly, go to a doctor and get him tested
squishcat
Does he or has he had any trouble breathing?
OkayestWife
Just some "normal" wheezing when he gets too excited. He's been checked out lungs look fine
squishcat
I mean, I'm not a doctor or his doctor but wheezing at all is a symptom of asthma. Just giving you a heads up! It's very manageable if so.
squishcat
Could have asthma. Increased work of breathing can result in more developed muscles used to assist breathing. Asthma doesn't always present.
rotten2core
Yo look up myostatin deficiency and get him into sports early
cessiecat
Yay alternative splicing?
OriginaIPoster
And over here I have the metabolism of a fucking gold fish
00r3d
Legitimately interesting +1 for awareness
rotten2core
Isn't it?
HeadlessNorseman
I was thinking a myostatin deficiency as well!
rotten2core
Seems likely
ProphetGOC
This kid most likely doesn't have a myostatin deficientcy, he's just well fed.
Bonejoints
You helped me discover something I've always wondered about, thanks man
rotten2core
Happy to help np bro
jaybird85
You'd think the word "deficiency" would be bad, but it ain't
rotten2core
Not necessarily, but this is fairly rare but I imagine there are varying degrees of it
AprilsFool
It can also be bad because it can cause cardiomegaly. The heart is a muscle too!
rotten2core
Even better reason for him to ignore the treadmill
420B0ngRips4Jesus69
My first son (19 months) looks exactly like that and he's like a walking wrecking ball. He picks stuff up I didn't think kids his age could
pegmis
Short version?
ICanHasJava
Nah, that's only if you do steroids. His'll probably be fine.
octopusrpg
thing make baby strong.
MarishkaGinny
kgbofficer
Muscular and ripped without exercise.
Spaz117
So your telling me this kid hit the genetic jackpot? Jelous af.
defenestrater
No. Myostatin deficiency usually means you end up short and with bone problems.
MaRask
Heart is a muscle too, it's not all good.
CPatricoo
That or blow an ACL at 15 and lose all of his prospects.
ImaLittleLost
He wants to be an artist
iDrinkDrano
Then he can be a sculptor and work marble with his bare hands
satAnal
well it can be very dangerous because it cause also cardiomegaly
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satAnal
I looked into that and couldn't find it. But I remember on my genetic class the prof talked about Belgian blue cow and then historical /1
satAnal
/2 cases of people w similar disorder with shorter life span due to cardiomegaly. Might not have been most atonement deficiency but smt on
rotten2core
Knew a guy in Marin crops with it. Never goes to gym, raw 405 bench within 3 months.
chrisharddick
It's those newly issued protein crayons
RandomAbscessMemories
I'm imagining the Marin Crops to be similar to Didney Worl. ;)
rotten2core
Look it up its great
RandomAbscessMemories
Oh god I thought it was just an autocorrect. I had no idea this was actually a thing. Thank you for this.