Yeah, so we want you to do a movie...

Jul 10, 2013 1:15 PM

losingmymojo

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Barndlestunch Cucumberpatch

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Pennywise Tumblebutt.

13 years ago | Likes 75 Dislikes 7

Benadryl Crumpetsticks

13 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 2

such a ladyboner for Bunsenburner Chunkypants

13 years ago | Likes 155 Dislikes 2

Bennadean Candleswatch?

13 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

Bendydick Cuminersnatch!

13 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 3

As a straight man, that man's voice makes my mangina moisten. If god willed it, I would have his babies.

13 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 2

Oh, my sides. Reading the comments on this thread just made my day.

13 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Blanketswatch Cuddleblat, who do you think you are?

13 years ago | Likes 114 Dislikes 4

Binglebang Coconut

13 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 2

Somberwatch Cuddlebum!!

13 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Mumblestore Thundersnatch is my favourite.

13 years ago | Likes 184 Dislikes 4

Bloody lost it.

13 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Bandicoot Crash

13 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 3

Ok, that's it. I'm out.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Boondock Cucmberbitch!

13 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

I love Bitchslap Picnicbasket!

13 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 2

Bendydick Cummingsnatch is amazing. Always upvote Blendycrunch Crazyblotch

13 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 2

*Bendydick Cummsinsnatch (Yours was good too, I just thought I might be able to improve upon it a little).

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I didn't want to make it too obvious that I hadn't had intercourse in a very long time... You on the other hand

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I believe Bendydick Cuminmybaps is what he said he was called in an interview. The more you know.

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Blugderswink Candlebraut

13 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

My wife is a huge fan of Beaniebear Cabbagepatch!

13 years ago | Likes 71 Dislikes 2

Always upvote Bjlsdabgoal Cuskdngoab.

13 years ago | Likes 572 Dislikes 9

I'm pretty sure that that's Icelandic for something.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Damn Swedish, I can never pronounce it right

13 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

oh goooood lmao

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I would still know who you were talking about even if it wasn't this thread

13 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

LOL

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bendover Chumbucket

13 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 4

Have you played Chumbucket the movie the game?! :O

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bandicam Cummerbund is probably my favorite person to play any detective ever. His role as Kid Smaug: Master Crime Solver was inspiring.

13 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Make love to me Benedict Cumberbatch.

13 years ago | Likes 94 Dislikes 13

I think you mean Beenlebut Cendermash

13 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Who is that? I thought the gif was of Beansprout Columnpumpkin

13 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Only swedish spell it right

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I believe you have missed the joke, sir or madam.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hello, I am the official representative of Bjlsdabgoal Cuskdngoab.

13 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 1

Excellent! Hook me up!

13 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Keep reading, madame.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you would like to apply to make love, Mr. Cuskdngoab would like to see naked photos of you first. Kindly send them to me through a PM.

13 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Ok!

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

On behalf of Mr. Cuskdngoab, I would like to thank you. Please not that your application shall be Inspected carefully and Mastur...

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You. >":?

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wait he get's and i dont?!?! But-But i'm good too!

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He's a representative! It's a big deal.

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Bassdrop Cumberwubwubwubwubwubwubwubwubwub

13 years ago | Likes 516 Dislikes 9

*Claps*

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

This is the best one I've heard so far.

13 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

You win everything.

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

okay yes.

13 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 1

WEE-WEE-WEE-WEE-

13 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I scrolled down, saw this, and laughed out loud, then silently, then out loud again for a good 10 minutes.

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I feel like the only person on Earth who doesn't worship the ground JJ Abrams walks on.

13 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

Each time he does something new it ends up being a let down. Just his being involved in something makes me skeptical.

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Bemperhill Foofawomp, what a man. What a man.

13 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 1

Blunderbear Candypatch! What a cool guy

13 years ago | Likes 160 Dislikes 4

When JJ Abrams calls, the answer is always "yes"

13 years ago | Likes 443 Dislikes 11

Unless the question is, "Do you have a problem with lens flares?"

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Unless the question is: "Did Lost have a satisfying ending?"

13 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 2

I am soooo confused, what movie? I know this guy is Sherlock, whats with all the name mixing...bumbersuch fiddlestacks, etc.?

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Abrams wasn't involved in that. (also, I found it very satisfying, but that's because the characters were more important to me)

13 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

HOW THE FUCK WAS HE NOT INVOLVED IN THAT? He was a co-creator ffs!

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He was only involved with the pilot. He remained as an EP for the rest of the series, but he was NOT a creative force on it.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

The answer is also "yes" when you ask the question: "will there be lens flares?"

13 years ago | Likes 66 Dislikes 1

Same with any Michael Bays.

13 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I actually like the lens flares....

13 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

The answer is also yes when you ask the question "will the show be cancelled?"

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

I thought that was Joss Whedon

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Fringe is still going...

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

True. But a lot of his crap DOES get cancelled. Alcatraz comes to mind.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

In all fairness, he does a lot of shows. And quite a few have had a pretty long run.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Unless the question is "Was it penny's boat?"

13 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Charlie could answer that one for you... :(

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Unless it is for Cloverfield. Wtf was that, JJ?

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

he only produced that

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He touched it. I blame him for it. Lol

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Will your movie be shallow, uninspired tripe, pandering to the lowest common denominator?"

13 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 3

Unless the question is, "do you generally like the work I do."

13 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

His voice is wrapped in a velvet condom giving you the best eargasm ever.

13 years ago | Likes 688 Dislikes 2

omg this is the best description i've ever heard

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

well said; I do concur

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Maybe that's why all of you people love him so. I've never heard his voice, so I suppose I can't have an opinion of the man.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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13 years ago (deleted Nov 10, 2016 4:36 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Hnnnnnnnng.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

he probably does :o

13 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Naw, he's not old enough ;)

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well damn. I'm impressed by your sexy use of words. I also very much agree!

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That might be the most perfect description of anything ever.

13 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It so is.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But... condoms ruin it for me. They really do. I want his raw, throbbing voice inside of me. No glove for this love.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No idea who this is, nor do I recognize the reference. But I gotta upvote the description alone. Rad.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I got to interview Simon Pegg for the Star Trek release, during which he said about Cumberbatch, "His voice made me pregnant. True story."

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

This was really vivid... and really enticing. Judge me.

13 years ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 1

Totally judging. Approval rating over 9,000.

13 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I didn't know it until I heard someone else say it... but this is exactly how I feel about his voice.

13 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

he is quite dreamy

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And he is the exact kind of person you use the word "quite" with. Especially with words like "dreamy" following closely behind.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

that describes it so perfectly and i never even thought about it that way until i read that

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I couldn't understand almost anything he said, but i want him to whisper nsfksnfjsdsjf in my ear all night long.

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

lol omg

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Blastendscrewt Creevybros

13 years ago | Likes 764 Dislikes 10

Bettyboop Cappagebatch

13 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Thank-you for this.

13 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Oh my god love me.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

came back to this just to upvote, burst out laughing again.

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Between this comment and your username, you might be my new favorite.

13 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

yes ma'am, we know who you are.

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You just triggered my Post-Potter Depression. Thanks.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Benadryl Thundercats

13 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

Made me say "holy shit" out loud.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is my favorite one ever. Thank you.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Dude I love you

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

oh jebus this is rich

13 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

I love Bumpercar Campervan, especially his role as Sherlock Holmes.

13 years ago | Likes 2151 Dislikes 10

Kringelbert Fishtybuns!

13 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Baskerville Chumperdinck.

13 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

You are beautiful.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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If I read all the variations back to back I will giggle for DAYS.

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Been going for 10 minutes, had to stp and breathe a few times. suck crap jokes, but my gawd, they're killing me

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Englebert Humperdink. No wait, that's too implausible...

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Don't you mean Bageldick Columbian?

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Butterstick Candlewax.

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Benadryl Candysnatch!

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Bonerpill Crumpetstank.

13 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I love Bendydick Pumpkinpatch!

13 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 0

Benderdick Cucumbefetch

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Bendydick Crinklyback!

13 years ago | Likes 95 Dislikes 1

Bumbletwonk Cummerbund!

13 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I believe I've driven through both of those towns in Australia.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Legitimately laughed out loud at this. Thank you for that.

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Bumpercar Campervan is by far my favorite manipulation of his name thus far. +1

13 years ago | Likes 237 Dislikes 1

Benadryl coughsyrup

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mine too, genuine out-loud laugh at that one.

13 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Mine as well. I laughed heartily for a solid 7 seconds.

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I did too, and now I'm laughing again. hahaha

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ah do you guys ever quit murdering Benadryl Copernicus' name?

13 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

I do love me some buttersnatch cucumber, but he was incredibly creepy in Atonement. Made me feel itchy.

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Butternickel Cabbagepatch is one of my favorite actors

13 years ago | Likes 203 Dislikes 0

I'm still giggling!

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Seriously, my sides hurt. Thanks for that :D

13 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Binglebangle foofawomp!

13 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Who doesn't like Buttercream Candyfloss?

13 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

I'm pretty sure you mean Backitup Thundercats

13 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

As a Brit, I believe you mean Benadryl Lumberjack.

13 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

+1 for you sir, wish I could give more.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

lolololol

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Timberdick Pencilstache!

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

hehehehe that's an amazing insult to tell a hipster. Or to anyone who deserves it :D

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Blunderbuss Cinnabun?

13 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

all about the CumberBooty

13 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Who is Brandywine Candycorn"

13 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Benedict Cumberbuns

13 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Whipperwill Muffintop

13 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 2

Is it sad that out of context I'd still know what this meant?

13 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

It doesn’t even have to start with B and C for us to know its about Flufferdoodle Gardenhose.

13 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

i'm absolutely dead now, thanks.

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That's okay, you'll just rise up again in three days.

13 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Humperdink Cummerbund.

13 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Bandersnatch Crumblycorn!

13 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

I'm gonna use that one later.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Post was funny, but I can't stop laughing at this comment!!!

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hah. It's Bingleburg Snicklesnarch.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Anglebert Humperdink?

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I laughed way too hard at all these replies.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bennedict Cumbersnatch!

13 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

So close! I believe what you were looking for is Bennedict Cumsonsnatch!

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

poor guy

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

wait, is that his real name?

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

haha

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Naw, it's Bigglewuts Crinklewuffle. (Seriously though, it's Benedict Cumberbatch)

13 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Crinklewuffle sounds like a puppy. And thanks :)

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

No problem :3

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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13 years ago (deleted Feb 27, 2016 1:53 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

I do as well!!!

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I do as well!!!

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I demand a link.

13 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I second the motion.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I just read all the comments and not a single on actually had his name right. So here it is I fucking love Benedict Cumberbatch!

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Is this him? I have no idea who he is... is that bad?

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

that's bad and you should feel bad. but really. it's Benedict Cumberbatch. he was in the new star trek and plays sherlock holmes on BBC

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Bandersnatch Cummerbund

13 years ago | Likes 109 Dislikes 0

I don't know how you got into my head, but you are welcome to stay. So long as you don't bother the Jabberwocky.

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0