Today for lunch

Lunch before I made it lunch

Look at that shit... that is Asian market vegetarian chicken aka gluten protein

Cut that onion

DONT CRY MOTHERFUCKER!

Cook that onion

You were crying before, now you're sweating

Celery

Where's the peanut butter

Cel ery

No peanut butter here

Vegetable sauna

Its gettin hot in here...

Carrot

Gold

Car rot

Bifurcated

C a r r o t

Polyfurcated? (its like a word

Can you turn up the heat?

NO Power costs money damnit

So a Carrot a Celery and an Onion walk into a bar

Get knifed and thrown into boiling oil and salted, they were never heard from again

Vegetarian Chicken

Lets call it what it is, murder if you have celiac disease. Delicious and weird if you are a vegetarian that's never had chicken.

nekcihC nairategeV

So you can really see what we're workin with

Prepared!

Perfect

Seranos and Garlic

Just about to walk into the same bar as the other rubes.

Translucent

Sweated. Less pretty, more delicious

Why didn't the Peppers and garlic make the football team.

Cause they got cut! ...and that's when I got downvoted to oblivion

Happy family

I've added a can of beans to this and just eaten the whole fuckin thing before. Its really damn good even right now. And cost wise its like... a dollar fifty? If that?

Why'd the chicken cross the road...

Cause the vegetarians aren't eating them... assholes.

Heats up!

And the race is ON!

WHY ARE YOU OUT OF ORDER!!!

Whatever, look at that shit, I added pasta I made for my girlfriend's lunch to my lunch... like some mofuckin pasta huggin some vegetables

Pasta Surprise

"WHO BROUGHT PASTA TO THIS LASAGNA PARTY GODDAMNIT!"

Its a good mix.

A good lunch...

Lunch for days

Srsly Lunch for days...

My breakfast is jelly..

Just kidding, its cereal and its fucking jealous of my lunch.