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Wewantedthefunk
Keep yer sacrilegious nonsense to yerself, devil wershippers! Errybody knows there ain't no such-a-thing as science!
Rezania
And there were tablets long before the iPad was introduced.
CraigJohnson
what colour was the planet?
maggiethecat
why aren't we making dive gear with that spider's web material?
njwest
The square-cube law - there isn’t enough surface area for gas transfer for a full human.
GenialCrabbs
FACT: pictures of hearts.
blackGlovesMcCrazyBeard
Haha
SorryThatsTheLionKing
This inspires me to find out which will burn longer, a Crayola or a Rose Art crayon. I'm going to do science.
ortayus
Are there any deaf user that can confirm the sneezing one? Hello?!? Can you hea... Nevermind...
Trecares
We're just ignoring you.
NotAPervert
[citations needed]
thegriffin88
Well, Neil, Thor is just that strong. Also magic! I call magic on that.
EasterGunny
So what color is it?
SoooooOriginal
I hope I don't die by overdosing on teens.
prfesser
As a father....BTDT. Yes, I am dead.
FunkyFreshMonke
I'm pretty sure I've heard a deaf person sneeze
CAPSLOCKSMITH
Citations motherfuckerr!!??
iceflame147
more of these!
beefmongerer
Less of these! A lot of them are bullshit.
imnicetopeopleontheinternet
Metal fact add-on: On that blue planet, it rains glass sideways at a tit-splitting 4,300+ MPH (sorry I don't do speeds in Canadian)
iamgroooot
Tit-splitting...
Mithi
Did you meant "sorry I don't do speeds in Rest-of-the-World"?
imnicetopeopleontheinternet
I don't think across oceans
guingalet
Yup, we found the American.
imnicetopeopleontheinternet
*patriot
ScruffyMcGruffy
A drop of water falling on a lady. FACT.
corneliusgansevoort
Fuck yes with the telescopic contact lens! I'm been asking (nobody) for this for almost a decade now!
emertonom
Sadly, it's a bit less cool than it sounds--you need to wear polarized glasses (like 3d glasses) to select zoomed or not.
Rezania
A real mobile phone from 1973: http://static.ibnlive.in.com/ibnlive/pix/slideshow/04-2013/mobile-phone-turns/main-1-motorola-030413.jpg
Gunslinger8912
My thought exactly.
PopeMindless23
Haha yea, one of the most glaring issues with this post..
SasquatchChief
I think this may be the cause of confusion (patented in the '70s): http://youtu.be/Y9IMAA73buY
Justinicus
Holy crap there are a lot of people in that bed!
SasquatchChief
*shrug* the '70s.
Ninnymuggins
UNDER WATER SPIDERS!!!
prfesser
Those NOPEs are gonna be a little hard to kill with fire.
Talpida
Magnesium torch
StacyFacey
They must live such a boring life trapped in their little bubble. :/
Ninnymuggins
As we sit in front of our computers and phones commenting on pictures for hours. Imgur is our little bubble.
NeedADispenserHere
So.. deep..
Feenfurn
Jesus made them.
boondra
Watch "Microcosmos" on Netflix, or wherever, amazing nature documentary!
HelpMeLeon
How do they eat? I mean, if they are in air chambers. How do they trap food?
mhViktor
Pharya
Inb4 flood of boring irritating "nope NOPE" comments
Naseth
Swimming now holds a new terror for me.
Ninnymuggins
Think about that the next time you're in a lake or pool that has leaves at the bottom.
Naseth
Oh yes, thank you very much. I'll just stay inside now.
Ninnymuggins
Sorry about that.
aerojovi83
There are approximately 7teeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen atoms in the human body.
sk8erblue
so, you remember that one eh?
Spiderbubble
It's actually Seven Thousand Million Million Million Million. According to Hawking.
SpaceMusician
http://www.arwrath.com/content/1/122202.gif
AlCapwn262
Fun Fact: Deaf people DO vocalize when they sneeze. Loud, too.
SanSamis
WHAT?
mockwerks
But they don't hear it, so there.
NeedACussinUsername
Did you ever hear Helen Keller sneeze? Neither did she.
IAmAPokemonMaster
people always think Deaf people are quiet, as a CODA (Child of deaf adults) I can tell you Deaf people are the loudest people on earth...
donkamus
Whenever i would be driving with my mom and an ambulance or something of that ilk drove by I would cover my ears and she would just laugh :D
derpyaya
http://www.thatdeafguy.com/?p=125
jevausie
Yeah, I had to see if someone had already called BS on this one. Some of my best friends are Deaf and are very noisy!
KlatnYelox
Fun fact. I do not vocalise when I sneeze.
sdwantssomemore
Looks like someone needs to get their hearing checked.
IAmAdolfHitlerCommanderoftheThirdReich
Deaf people in general are super-loud.
IAmAGodYouDullCreature
They are. I am friends with a deaf girl and whenever we sign to each other she is yelling at me while she is doing it.
RepTron
I think it's because they can't hear what they're doing. Ever talk with headphones in thinking you're quiet, but someone tells you it's loud
IAmAdolfHitlerCommanderoftheThirdReich
Yeah, that's more or less it.
scarrybusytown
If a deaf person sneezes alone in a forest does it make a sound?
GrizzlySavage
If a tree falls in a forest and a deaf person sees it happen, does it make a sound?
Makethesunshine
http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Dave/comicifatreefallsinthewoods1.png
Antipus405
*Citation needed
BetaBug
How long will the crayon burn if it isn't an emergency?
Mithi
Half an hour
HodgePodgekin
Depends on the severity of the non-emergency
Barley426
Only until your mom smells it
MistakenGenetials
Then you better put that shit out quick and lie about the smell.
Ponceman
OMG I chuckled from the first comment, but then I saw yours and I LOLed!
icookfoodandfightfire
about 15 minutes
custal
The DNA fact about humans and bananas really DOES explain A LOT.
danzafan37
Like this:![]()
FunkedUp
It's why we're always looking to them for scale reference
cntthinkofasn
did you look down
Koantum
The majority of DNA is junk genetic material left over from common ancestors. Our DNA is encoded to ignore those sections.
TheMonocleRogue
Our earliest ancestors probably looked like this:
LordoftheDance
Like why I have to peel their skin off before I eat them.
Chieflolcat
I wish more people had seen this comment. You are a legend and a scholar.
AnachronisticParabolaOfSuddenRomance
Banana DNA really is helpful for (genome sequencing) scale I suppose!
rzeki
That phone... is not from 1973.
metalharvester
yea this shit is all F-ed up.
Brammert
Tablets are not from 2010, videoconferencing is not from 2008, and a HUD for on your head is not from 2013.
rzeki
This is also true.
mashtatatoz
My dad is deaf, and the loudest sneezer I know.....
lisa4language
I know what you mean; I have two Deaf aunts, and they both make noise when they sneeze.
HatsAreEssential
You have not met my former supervisor... We called him the Dragon-born. He could be heard from a separate closed warehouse 500 feet away.
Novazilla
Was his name Ernie?
LoopStricken
FUS RO DACHOO!
abbypks
How do you overdose from teen??
mikemayday
Not sure if possible, but make sure they're of local age of consent before trying.
NotAPervert
you haven't seen my internet history
Justinicus
I briefly dated an 18yo when I was.. ahem... a bit too old for her. Trust me, it's easy.
HowMuchWoodWouldAChocoboChokeIfAChocoboCouldChokeWood
Ah, a problem which no man has ever really had...
iAreNubcake
I wonder what they had 100 of that caused them to OD...
Bagdot20
I heard its this new rapid spreading disease called "swag"
VeliciaL
I chuckled at this one. I suppose I should send my sister away now...
twoshady
apparently you dont have a teen. you get sick of them very quickly
myaccountisdead
i don't know, but i'm off to red tube to find out.
ChipHazard
Teen: Not even once.
whoisyourdaddy
Visit the Taylor Swift Fan website for 30 minutes.
WadeWilsonLoooooovesChimichangas
Depends on how you use them As a former Teen addict I can tell you can smoke, sniff or inject them but cant recommend that imediat addiction
rawrfrawrf
http://www.youporn.com/category/32/teen/
corneliusgansevoort
It's usually technically death due to dehydration or cardiac arrest, like the guy who died after playing DiabloIII for 40 straight hours.
RedStarBeograd
For science right?
JohnTheHogy
DUDE, NSFW THAT SHIT NEXT TIME!!!!!
Mithi
What did you expect to find behind a link called YOUPORN???
ThroatwobblerMangrove
http://imgur.com/Q9PfNn7
Majawat
Because "youporn.com" wasn't a good enough clue to the content?
ThomasHFoolery
did the 'youporn' not give it away?
DragonEmperor18
Maybe you should read URLS before blindly clicking them, especially if you ARE at work.
Spacetree
http://youtu.be/ztVMib1T4T4
JohnTheHogy
LOL I'm not at work, neither did I click. I'm looking out for others :)
GorganPizzaStash
bullshit.
crispexops
Apparently you forgot the "porn" part in the URL as a dead giveaway.
FromDenmarkWithHate
Read the url chucklehead...
iamgroooot
+1 for use of "chucklehead"
thegriffin88
Have you ever been around one? Try that times more than one.
abbypks
Justin Bieber fans teen yeah I can understand
Superjoel
Its unknown but seems to be linked to the fact that they only live once
Damnitimgur
Ah yes, a case of the YOLO-s
Doctorswithoutdegrees
smells like teen spirit
djLBot
Two teen burgers for $5 at A&W
Yumbledore
I love A&W.
prfesser
As the father of two teens....all it takes is one for an overdose.
CandiedSnails
I logged in just to upvote you, good sir.
IComeHereForBoobsAndRecipes
haha, well played professor.
IHaveThePerfectPuzzleForYou
*prfesser
SergIsSuchHumbleSoAlwaysMuchBeautiful
As a teen, now I know your weakness!
droomph
mwehehe
puddlejumping
As a mother of two, I concur. But alcohol does the trick.
kittyvontease
As someone who never drank before they had kids, I agree with this.
InterstellarMongrelNymph
if you take teen nyquils
shittybill
I, too, have liked the page "I Fucking Love Science" on facebook.
DysenteryJerry
This needs to be top comment. Too many galleries consist of Buzzfeed and Facebook "liked" pages.
Justinicus
facebook and imgur; I've learned it's best to only pay attention to one of the two. I assume you could add reddit to the list, too.
offdahook
http://thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=youre_not_a_nerd
offdahook
Also, no offense to the original comment. Just pointing out how things _usually_ are.
Jadinko
Thank you for not making me find that. Because it's so true but even if it were to punch someone in the face they wouldn't realize it.
offdahook
Couldn't agree more. Still, I guess it's good that people are interested in science, even if it is at a very elementary/pop-sciency level.
irlmaks
As a random stranger, I can completely assure of the accuracy of these facts, esp the lava one
skull2la
Lava one is fake. He really was standing there on the hot lava flow, but they added accelerant to his shoes 'n tripod to make 'em combust.
LarsVarulv
But how do you get an elephant to balance on a pencil?
brewmeister
Carefully.
ThisisntSpartaImLost
Very Carefully
LeBish
Magnets
iamthisguy247
How do get a pencil that will not break when an elephant is balancing on it?
UsePNGnotJPEG
Make it out of graphene
CrabWallet
Threaten to say "Ni" at it.
icallpeopleJack
JUST ASK YOUR MOM.
IHaveAPhrasalUserNameLikeThisOneCauseTheyAlwaysGetTheTopComment
That's the genius about it. How are they ever gonna break something covered in a graphene film now?
RabbitShark
VIOLENTLY
Dovachu
Exactly! Therefore graphene is indestructible.
hiperson134
idk, but graphene is some serious shit.
xPandaPanda
You fail to understand the bigger question. Why isn't the Graphene broken as the instructions say?
xPandaPanda
More so, how strong are these two humans?
WingedPCofRa
alliwantedwastolurk
Ask it nicely