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Apr 6, 2018 10:07 PM
abundanceofcreation
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LGHTbeatz
Go disnowh ere
Equalcharlie
Somebody just read Hey Nostradams
TheGooseMoose
Go dis now here
khmeriskool
Church of scientogy poeople don't know how to read, shame
megenoito
As a Christian folk I still read it as "God is nowhere."
Choppersmick
God is no where. Horrors in world confirm this daily
Arkvoodle
Doesn't matter how it reads, wherever he is he isn't doing shit.
DigitalWaffle
Took me a bit to see the non-heathen version.
Deesire
Godis now here. (Godis is swedish for candy in case anyone is wondering). - And after typing that, I realize how dark that joke beame.
MollyNapQueen
I was gonna say that too. :)
gnarledhalo
Go dis now here
SaticoySteel
Thought the same thing, upvote for you
IcandowhateverIlike
New phone who dis
mikeatike
Ok I will dis them now, here.
Fairdinkums
If you say so
StopAskingMeForAnAccountImgurIWannaLurk
G odison ow her e
some1username
God i snow here
onerepmax
Damn millenials, and their avacado toast.
Updoesntgodownandviseversa
Avacodos are meant to be eaten like apples. Damn fascists
Yobama890
I know it's preventing them from home ownership
WabiSabi94
God is inherently paradoxical through His infinite nature. God is now here and nowhere at the same time. What is God?
Reaganitelevinite
Godisno where?
livingscreamydreamy
That’s how I read it too, and I’m religious haha. I was like “wait how is it supposed to be read?”
KittyLeader
I think they may have meant it as "God is now here" and it took me wayy too long to figure that out.
Arcanum3000
If "God is now here", where has he been? Why wasn't he there previously? Isn't him being everywhere, all the time, his shtick?
Arcanum3000
What did the First Baptist Church in Newton do to make God coming back even a thing?
barelyeverthere
Well played, evangelicals. From nowhere to now here.
JamesSchmoe
how do illiterates read it?
WelcomeToGoodBurgerHomeOfTheGoodBurgerCanITakeYourOrder
Spacing is absent
sprinckletitties
I'm 99% sure that when I was a Christian, I would have read it as "God is nowhere."
n0v4
God, I snow here.
Spfeel
Mom told me snow is gods poo
Updoesntgodownandviseversa
My name is batman. I mean snowplow Nate
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Updoesntgodownandviseversa
Spaces save memes
hiroshimaFried
Dude deleted post and username, what did I miss?
Updoesntgodownandviseversa
Posteda reply to the wrong comment, then forgot what I was gonna reply. You missed the fresh fry batch
AlabasterSexington
ThomasjServo
STAY AWAY FROM MY STUFF, wait this isn't the YMCA...
unappropriate
You know nothing god snow
Djmachale1
Take that Trebeck
Cigold
I hear cocaine is a way to reach God so hey, have an upvote.
Darkrift
Go Dis Nowhere
crystaltiger101
And then there's this guy....
samsonguy920
That's Montana's state motto for this winter.
BeepBoopSneepSnop
I guess there's 3 types of people..
MightyMorphinFlowerArrangers
Found the Canadian.
GreenYawgmoth
Found the Minnesotan
Lucallia
God is now her E(x) ?
Ltrain5
Had damn feminists
Redeyedguy4291
1 away from the triple!
smugcowfish
Is it bad I'm Christian and read that as God is nowhere....
MoooCow
You are now atheist.
Quirkzoo
Nope, it communicates that God is both transcendent and immanent. Theologian Karl Rahner had a lot to say about it.
MummyNapkin
not bad, but youre still an idiot
smugcowfish
Good thing your internet opinion means nothing
QuartzPigeon
And you're still needlessly insulting
ThomsonI
Fun fact: personal attacks (especially "attacks on people based on their [...] religion") *can* be reported, not just downvoted.
QuartzPigeon
Done and done, thanks for handing me the gun.
greasyfarthead1
Same
arribaimgur
Atheist. It took me a hot minute to realize what the christian way was.
flyeaglesfly17
Mind helping out a fellow heathen? I still don’t get it
arribaimgur
God is now here
flyeaglesfly17
Oh duh. I like “nowhere” better. Cheers
ifIScreamIntoTheVoid
As a Christian, still read this as God is no where. This is just bad design.
ThePizzaGuyOfJustice
I mean I'm pretty sure if you tried hard enough "god is nowhere" could be used biblically
FifetyBillionQuestions
They did it on purpose. http://www.fbcnewton.org/blog/godisnowhere
ShadowTeller
NOW here? ok supposedly omnipresent but NOW he's here? Bad design for many reasons :P
PureTechnicality
Or, perhaps you're a closet atheist and this was the test.
Abracanawbra
Or an art instillation.
crzyicehkybabe21
Same here
ThomsonI
TBF, there's not an absence of Christian theologians who would have said "God is no where" can be an accurate depending on interpretation.
ThomsonI
Negative theology operates with the assumption that our limited vocab is better at describing what God is /not/. Paul Tillich argued that /1
ThomsonI
that if God created the concept of existence, then God is outside of that concept (and is more the ground of being rather than a being).
VioletMoonRising
For real. And doesn't "God is now here" Imply alot of things? Like rapture or whatever?
Kage197
Thanks man
pokebug666
Only thing it implies in my mind, is that there was a time when God was not there. But isn't God supposed to be omnipresent?
Imtheonecuttingonions
Depends in which christian faith technically. Even the catholics didn’t believe that until about 4 or 500 A.D
XxxAziexxX
Could also be that the church was previously "godless" in the sense that the leadership there were corrupt and now they're not.
Vulspyr
THAT'S WHAT THE SECOND VERSION WAS?!
HitlersClonedButthole
It took me finding this comment to get it.
ifIScreamIntoTheVoid
I think it depends on how much of what a person believes is based on illiterate priests from the dark ages.
VioletMoonRising
I'm all for bashing modern ignorance, but in a twist of irony priests/monks from the dark ages are responsible for the fall of creationism.
ifIScreamIntoTheVoid
Is there a place I could read more on this, cause that sounds interesting.
VioletMoonRising
Hmm, it's not really talk about specfically, but vikings loved burning shit. Christian Monks protected that shit, often books.
nidyoussef
Agnostics read both simultaneously
RipOffTheBandAid
I tried to focus on what appeared pigeons on the ground
WitchyVixen
As a Wiccan I read both but with flashes of glitter
passbi
Ah yes the lazy man atheist
MundaneFinality
Agnostics see the sign and aknowledge the fact that they don't know how it was intended to be read.
dubeaua
This needs more upvotes
YouMightHateMe
Yes we do.
zaboomy1
A S T H E T I C A G N O S T I C
QuickINeedAName
That's it! we can use agnostics as components in quantum mechanics! Eureka!
NiceGreenArrows
I'm an agnostic and I dunno about that
RiverBear
Schrodinger’s god.
CriticalBrachydios
While drinking Dr. Pepper
Thorudon
Is it a cola, or a root beer? No one knows and no one could know!
MangoLassi
...this is a reference to a show, right? I can't place it.
Thorudon
South Park; For whatever reason, Cartman gets sent to an Agnostic foster home.
HalloIamherenow
No it was Kenny, I think he got taken from his parents by CPS or something.
IReallyNeedAHobby
But they aren't sure which one it really is
pigleyIII
No one does
Solomon77
I'm agnostic and I'm pretty sure it's "God is now here" given that it's a baptist church sign
AodhanVeIshtar
I read it as god is "nowhere" like, "omnipresent" and/or non-existent... Had NOT thought of "now here"
Solomon77
Aren't omnipresence and non-existence essentially opposites?
AodhanVeIshtar
Yea.. So I guess no "and" just "or". Bad habit of mine to put both. Point is I got both meanings from the same one sentence, rather than two