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ZippyYeti
"So then I says...I says, That's why it's called the French Way, Doris."
Kahn33
wadatahmydamie
"So I says eh, Vincenzo, ya mama makes a da best spaghetti, capiche?"
Eeesquared
planet of the apes isn't realistic, apes talking give me a break
JohnLeePettimore
Gorilla trying to defend his position to his students who know better
asthmatherapeutics
"In any case, you guys, do I look like a domesticated gibbon anyway?"
HEROofTIMEandSPACE
Is this gorilla overweight? Serious question to anyone who might know.
therealscarletohara
It's Ishmael
hisholybeardness
Look, all I'm sayin is that Socrates had some pretty valid points. Did he deserve to die by poison, I dunno but people should've listened.
uptownshakedown
He's at Charles Xavier's house teaching a class in 2039.
aftri
... wear sunscreen
IAlwaysUpvoteLowBudgetCreativeWork
Koba not like phisolophy.
20DYNAMITE07
#Ishmael
jadedApple
GreatAlfredini
Ayyyyyy, amirite?
temujin9
The https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ishmael_(novel) adaption is coming along well, I see.
BellaKiss
I was like 'go and grab that kid' and he did, the absolute ledge nutter!! Still, its a shame for his family.
ChickenChickenBurningBright
"Yeah, Koko has a good PR team but that bitch won't give a hard-working silverback a shot if you're captive-born."
Raileks
Grodd finally cleaned up his act, gave up supervilliany, and became a teacher.
hansolongdingdongtralala
Kids, there was a time when life was hard and I was getting beat up for money
letmehityouwithsomeknowledge
In the beginning, God created beast and man...but evil men betrayed God's trust and, in disobedience to His holy word, waged bloody wars...
jesusisherelookbusy
"Class, need I remind you that it's a 'whoop' of gorillas, and a 'flange' of baboons. We've been over this in our first semester."
lovelyone8
Gerald? Is that you?
jesusisherelookbusy
"When I caught Gerald in '68 he was completely wild." "Wild? I was absolutely livid!"
Otackle72
I really hope I'm not the only one who gets this reference
pineapplesuprise
Winston?
HarlyRae
Groznek
Hi there.
EastPenguin436
"Imagination is the essence of discovery"
caunphety
How embarrassing
ashipthatshipsshippingships
"so anyway, who ARE we? Do we even exist? We'll talk about that next week, as well as the intersection between Immanuel Kant and Harambe."
lordofhouselurker
*Immoral Cunt
NinjaFood