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That was a-maze-ing
Jun 17, 2017 7:47 PM
UvuvwevwevweOnyetenyevweUgwemubwemOsas
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That was a-maze-ing
C141Clay
https://m.popkey.co/adf0bd/V0OM3.gif
swedishmetalhead
This is a labyrinth. Not a maze.
Ivain
I mean, the point is that people wanting a drink need to walk a long way from the road, to discourage drinking and driving. This works
lue42
I bet this is incredibly entertaining to watch drunk people traverse
cmstuckey4212
That's no bar...
zeacorzeppelin10
We are just prisoners here of our own device.
where2bee2
Makes the walk of shame, that more shameful
Insomnia297
But how will people leave? It's like a monkey paw trap
GholaNamedHayt
Plausible excuse to CYA and a bribe. So business as usual in India.
Bystandr
And everyone enters through the back fence pannel and walks 15 feet - regulator shows up 1x/month for his bribe money to look the other way.
vibezwell
True !! And it happened in Kerala
Wowter99
Lesurous
I can't imagine anyone drunk making it to their car.
emertonom
I think this was the point of the law, and also why this solution was accepted.
whiskeyface
9xviii
A-maze-ing in case of a fire, it gets hella lit.
SirChadwellHeath
No problem,
McFluffySundae
Try leaving that drunk at night. I wonder how many people are still lost in the morning.
seventystargeneral
That is nothing. The city of Chandigarh achieved 100% enforcement in 2 days by changing the status all highways (500m ban) to district roads
cyberpunxie
The carpool will arrive in one hour...
Ampersandzer0
Jaqdakloun
Neat, I wonder how many drunks they have to rescue or walk out by the hand at the end of the night.
invisibulman
Is it called Puzzles?
sumnsumn
Drunks were trapped for days in there
RobotMassacre538
Perfect, now if your drunk you won't be able to find your way out until you sober up!
10tacles
Keep them until they run out of money them take them out.
zeacorzeppelin10
flavivsaetivs
Or better yet give them the option to pay a bouncer to lead them through the maze. Extra profit.
Pheralg
they'd end piled up at some corner...
Cookiesandcake
Thats a bar?
WakeMeUpB4UpostPost
ambrosiuscomehereatonce
Amazing.
MilkBubbleTea
Smiles like Kanye.
TheActualBruceWayne
Ok
nicetomeetyouimdad
Saving this for later
Spazy
I have to ask, why do Indians wobble their heads like that? I have seen so many do it when they talk.
Meyerog
That's a way of agreeing or saying yes. I have friends from India :). Great people.
Spazy
I work with a few and some of them do that all the time when I talk to them, it’s super cute. And yes they are awesome, so friendly and nice
themerman
Yeh close to my hometown. Didn't work. The court said it's minimum distance and not length of the path taken.
statelessnfaithless
Indian here. Everyone in Delhi and Gurgaon is doing this, and it's apparently within the law. We're all idiots.
themerman
http://www.ibtimes.co.in/kerala-excise-department-refuses-give-license-bar-serpentine-maze-724001
UvuvwevwevweOnyetenyevweUgwemubwemOsas
Surprisingly your @op is also an Indian. Hey there.
themerman
http://www.ibtimes.co.in/kerala-excise-department-refuses-give-license-bar-serpentine-maze-724001
Nishu741
Also an Indian, state say the distance should be *motorable* distance from highway to avoid drunk driving accidents.
themerman
http://www.ibtimes.co.in/kerala-excise-department-refuses-give-license-bar-serpentine-maze-724001
ThePartyLeader
Some of the best ingenuity, bar none
FisterMantastic
This fucking pun. Love it.
SimpleRicks
I'd say bar won.
Oddfish
Indianuity.
NotHardly
Clever you!
obizues
Bar one.
Beargasm
And yet India still has a public defecation epidemic...
isosceleswheels
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_peUxE_BKcU
MotherfuckinFalcoandShit
What. The. Fuck.
ImToxxiic
Designated shitting streets. All i can say to that
bulletproofsam92
Its "culture"
d0o0o0d
Yeah, there's culture all over the place.
AnxiouslySarcastic
Well, shit.
CMFMTNPPL
Alot of Asia too from my understanding
ThePartyLeader
Can't see it from behind my bar maze
Beargasm
I'll bet you can still smell it...
Strostkovy
Can't smell it through an enclosed bar maze.
RamAssScratcher
I
Treblaine
You gotta be shittin' me...
Beargasm
I shit you not my good sir and/or ma'am!
Jjjaay
Shouldn't the 500m means the displacement?
BillysLegendaryCrack
This probably solves the issue caused by having them close to the road so it was accepted, they followed the point of the law not the words.
LuciusNeedful
Yup, which is how laws should be followed and enforced, otherwise you literally miss the point.
Tornadotaco
Maybe to keep drunks from wandering into the street? This way they pass out before being run over?
pokebug666
You mean "as the crow flies"? Probably. Were the politicians smart enough to specify that? Obviously not.
organicquimleppers
Shouldn't you show some respect to creativity
yenwood
no... its violating the law.
anakhasilver
Apparently not.
geoph111
Warren G and Nate Dog accepted this? Really?
SexualPeanut
To get there all you have to do is mount up.
ThrowMamaFromTheTrain
Should be Nate Dogg
RideTheStimutacs
I wouldn't trust them, their sound system is all fucked up. The rhythm is the bass, and the bass is the treble.
Rollme1
Nah man that's just what it was like in the gfunk era.
OnePingOnly
Regulatooooooooors! Mount up!
AbsolutelyNotTheNSA
It was a clear black night, a clear white moon. Warren G was on the streets trying to consume.
AstartesLibrarius
Why not? (For those who don't get what he's referencing- https://youtu.be/1plPyJdXKIY )
insanemama
HOLD UP.
elizardo
SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY! Ye eh yay ye eh yay!
Squelchtone
This way not just any geek off the street can get in.
StatiQus
With a name like Squelchtone, you gotta be a ham radio operator. Or a trucker, at the least.
Squelchtone
Police scanner junkie
StatiQus
Also acceptable!
mmichaeljjffoxx
Gotta be handy with the steel if you no what I mean.
mmichaeljjffoxx
*know. whoops
GIJoNathan
Gotta earn their keep.
Phlibap
Regulaatoors mount up.
WillTheFifth
It was a clear black night, a clear white moon,
Weezmo
Labyrinth ≠ Maze Except of course countries like denmark where only the word labyrinth is used for both
METAAAAAAAAAL
As a dane, can confirm.
superseriouscomments
In German there is Labyrinth and Irrgarten. You know, like err and garden.
RachTrap
WRONG. oxford literally uses the word maze as part of the definition of Labyrinth, therefore in English there is no difference.
UvuvwevwevweOnyetenyevweUgwemubwemOsas
You must be fun at parties.
DarksteelPenguin
This might be news for you, but many languages have a variation of "labyrinthus". Very few use "maze".
Corin
That's a prescriptive definition and does not follow actual usage. Descriptively, the only difference is that labyrinth is a prestige word.
whiskeyface
GreenYawgmoth
IWantAFunnyUserNameToo
Yes, but Danish is a garbage language for garbage people.
aSansHasNoSerif
Only Denmark, of course, what you mean is any other country that doesn't speak english
Corin
He's wrong even if he's talking about English. Both mean the same thing, but labyrinth, like many Latin loanwords is used for prestige. 1/2
Corin
He's using a prescriptive definition that doesn't align with descriptive usage. Source: I'm a linguist. 2/2
aSansHasNoSerif
Viennha
Labarinti in Finland lmao it's the same for both as well
vampirehedgehog
Is there a difference between Labyrintti and Sokkelo? I'm not sure...
Viennha
I'm not Finnish myself, but have been learning it for awhile per my Finnish friends online, so I am not really sure!
twlcorinthian
Errr, also, in English, either word can refer to either type
EgregiousCodswallop
It's a labyrinth going in but a maze going out
AxelYamanaka
what.... what's the difference?
PizzaStation
Mazes are puzzles with choices of paths and directions. Labyrinths have a single, non-branching path from start to finish.
n0n53n53
When leaving the bar this is a maze
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
The Goblin King would disagree.
AxelYamanaka
Oh. I thought more, like, labyrinths have no dead-ends...
CrunchyLookingLeaf
...nooooooooope. the only difference is a maze is designed as a puzzle to be solved. and labyrinth just exists.
Kompi
Exactly. F.ex. A city can become a labyrinth coincidently as it grows bigger, unless if it was designed that way then itd be a maze
Goldcart
Pretty sure they don't call a hallway labyrinthian unless it brings a few friends.
Ryebread91
So they're just giant winding paths?
PizzaStation
Pretty much.
Ryebread91
So then more likely the minotaur was in a maze & not a labyrinth correct? Otherwise what'd be the point of the trail of string?
causality
Not true, at least in English. https://en.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/labyrinth
causality
The non-branching labyrinth is only depicted hundreds of years after Homer, who makes it clear in writing it has many branching paths.
causality
The non-branching labyrinth is only depicted hundreds of years after Homer, who makes it clear in writing it has many branching paths.
causality
With only one path Theseus wouldn't have needed a ball of string or Daedelus' instructions to find the center.
sadtreefriend
What is the difference? In my languagewe only have labirinto.
Chievestevenbouigon
A labyrinth has a one long path that winds around. A maze has dead ends and such
sadtreefriend
Oh! Cool! Thank you, you are the real MVP.
causality
Not in English. https://en.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/labyrinth
sadtreefriend
So... is itthe same?
causality
Yes. The depiction of the labyrinth as non-branching was a trend in Greece hundreds of years after Homer that contradicts the writing.
00r3d
Its still going to be difficult getting out intoxicated
SpottedWillowOwl
It would be fun to watch all those people trying to leave.
00r3d
Can we 'gofundme' a webcam for this?
00r3d
I mean something I can watch
SeeMyVests
It's already got an aerial camera, how else would they have taken this picture?
FrankPerkele
Yeah but danes can use whatever words they want because nobody's going to understand then anyway
Contundo
Atle Antonsen, made å sketch abort that. I'll see if I'll find it
Contundo
https://youtu.be/s-mOy8VUEBk
FrankPerkele
Hahaha, that's awesome