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People kinda like these post, right? Anyway, decided to show my daily routine. I'm a 26-year old guy living in Kristiansand, Norway, which is the capital of southern Norway. As with most Norwegian cities it's nothing big. About 90 thousand people live here.
I usually wake up at 07:00am. I live in a rather old house, so the old wooden beams add a nice touch of detail to the room. This is my view from the bed.
First thing I do is check the weather the old fashioned way by looking out the window and... Right, this is Norway during the winter, so yeah, it's pitch black most of the time.
Let's try again with higher exposure. Here's my view. I live in the old part of the city, named Posebyen, which consist mostly of large white wooden houses. They are forming the longest continuous collection of wooden houses in northern Europe. Or so they say.
I prefer keeping breakfast quick and simple. A cup of coffee and some cereal is more than enough for me.
After that it's the usual wash and brush business before I leave the house. And get out of my pajamas, of course.
I enjoy listening to some music while I get ready, so this Bluetooth speaker is always sitting there. It's also nice to have while I watch stuff on my phone when I'm contemplating the meaning of life and how to solve all of the world's problems but not tell anyone. I'm also the type of guy who forgets to throw out his old toilet rolls...
At 08:00am it's about time to leave for work. It's still dark outside, but the streets are usually well lit. Though a lot of construction work is going on in the area.
Here's the Kristiansand Cathedral. It's one of the largest cathedrals in Norway, and a spot for tourists. also a popular place to get married. It looks better from the other side, but the entire square has been closed/blocked because they are building a giant underground parking lot. Fun fact: The Cathedral got thirteen (13) doors/entrances around the building. God knows what those old priests must have been up to back then that required so many doors...
Some Christmas decoration a shop has put up. A family of traditional Norwegian nisse. The dolls are all electronic so they all move, which is kinda cool to watch as you walk past.
Not much happening here at this hour, but this is the main shopping street in Kristiansand. Markensgate, which just translates to Market Street.
Bigass Christmas tree is mandatory!
Arrived at the metro station, which is right next to the port/docks, so a bit of a seaside breeze here.
The metro station where I wait for the bus every morning during the weekdays. Nothing too fancy.
The giant building is where you can buy ferry tickets if you want to go for a short trip over to Denmark. Which we do occasionally. Denmark is, after all, Norway's best liquor store. Color Line is one of the ferry companies, so don't worry. We don't do the whole segregation thing here anymore. I think...
Here we see proper Norwegian etiquette in the works. While waiting for the bus, or any other queue for that matter, make sure you stay at least 1 - 2 meters away from the nearest human being. The people in the shot are all waiting for the same bus. More people are standing around the corner of the building. It was hard getting a good shot with everyone so spread out...
Bus interior. Exotic.
After about 5 - 7mins on the bus I arrive at my stop, which always greets me with a bit of morning cardio. I sprint up these stairs every morning.
Gotta cross this bridge.
Over the highway leading into Kristiansand.
Close to 08:30am I arrive at work. This is my desk/cubicle area. I haven't really done much to personalise it, but I really can't be arsed. Only been here half a year.
The best part about working in an office. Unlimited free coffee and sparkling water! I usually go through at least 5 cups of coffee before lunch. And then another 3 - 4 after. The average Norwegian amount.
I work as a 3D visualiser for road construction. So the software I work with is 3DS Max, AutoCAD Civil3D, ReCap, Infraworks (pictured), Lumion, Navisworks, Novapoint and Photoshop. Basically whenever somebody wants to construct a new road through our beautiful landscape, we gotta make it look pretty and presentable. Unfortunately I can't show you anything I'm working on, so here's a terrain model instead.
What I can tell you guys though, is that it seems like the new road will be going right through a house. Now, I took a look at the house on some archived satellite photos, and only 5 -6 years ago it was just a small little square on the map. Now the house has been extended with an extra part/building, gotten a big fancy terrace, a nice driveway, a proper garden and a fountain. Some family have put a lot of hard work and money into that house these past couple of years. Too bad it will all be gone now. YOUR DREAM HOUSE SHALL NOT STAND IN THE WAY OF HUMAN PROGRESS AND INFRASTRUCTURE!
They will be compensated, of course.
Because most of the rendering and stuff is done locally, I get some downtime which I use to browse the web, read the news, and in this particular case, drool over the new pair of wireless headphones I'll be getting once they are back in stock...
It's now 11ish am and close to lunch. It's light outside now. Will be for a few hours. We haven't gotten any snow right now, which makes everything looks grey and dull.
For comparison though, this is the same view just a few weeks prior. Norwegian winters can be weird sometimes.
Anyway, lunch time! I enjoy eating at my desk. slices of bread with, from top left: Boiled eggs with mayo, hamburger(karbonade) with potato salad and onions, cheese and ham, mackerel with tomato sauce, and then some carrots on the side and a glass of orange juice.
The mackerel with tomato sauce is just called plane crash, because... well... yeah, I guess that is was you'd look like after a plane crash...
On certain days it's not unusual for somebody to bring cake, cookies and candy to work to share with everyone. Keeps the blood sugar at a reasonable level, I say. This was from a day prior to the one I'm documenting, but I still thought it would be nice to have it included.
Oh, and on Fridays we also celebrate the start of the weekend with free ice cream for everyone. Yay!
It's now 04:00pm and I'm off work. It's dark again. Waiting for the bus to take me back into the city.
Back in the city. Now to do a few errands. The building with the Shopping sign is a small mall I use as a shortcut to take me back to the market street.
Making my way back through the mall. It's called "Lillemarkens" which means "Little Market" since it's right next to the main market street.
Back in Markens. Bustling with more people out doing their Christmas shopping. I often drop by the GameStop to the left once or twice a week to see if they have some goodies. Today is no exception, and they actually did have something. Bought it without a second thought. Anyway, that's not my main objective today. Onward!
Here's another look at the cathedral square. Covering up that parking lot now.
Now I've entered another mall in the other end of the market street.
And this store is my destination.
Because I need one of these. Despite not being an awfully cold winter, the nights are still pretty cold, and the old heater that I have in the bedroom died on me last week.
Home again! Now to assemble this thing. Luckily it's just the legs that needs to be attached.
Tada! Even though it's a simple job, doing stuff like this makes me feel like a real handy dandy man. It makes me a little happy.
With that out of the way it's time to turn on my computer! This is where I spend most of my time after I get home from work. Yeah, I work in front of a computer all day so I can afford to sit in front of a computer all day. My hardware is a mix of both new and old. I have a habit of not switching out something before it breaks and/or get too outdated to be used.
The leopard blanket is also a makeshift curtain. I realised that the curtains I have are doing a ridiculously bad job at keeping the light out, and when it's dark outside, everyone can see straight in if I have the lights on. So, yeah, this was the best solution I had at the time.
I also have some artwork on the walls that I'm quite happy with. I'm a bit of a Nintendo/Zelda fan. That wooden beam is placed right above my head when I sit down, so I have to be very careful whenever I get up. It's not always easy living in an old house when you're 190cm tall...
And being such a Nintendo fan, I just had to buy this when I found it for half price at GameStop!
Around 05:30pm now. Dinnertime. since it's Christmas season I needed something Christmasy. Traditional Norwegian julepølse and medisterkaker with fried potatoes, boiled carrots and mustard!
And drinking some delicious julebrus!
And for dinner entertainment I watch a julekalender (Advent calendar). Now, I thought this was a concept that several places had adapted, but after talking to some foreign friends, this seems to be a Scandinavian/Nordic thing.
Simply put, it's a short TV series with an episode for every day from December 1st until the 24th. Each episode are usually about 10 - 15min long, and there are many different julekalender shows out there. They vary from year to year. Though I prefer to just watch whichever one I like, so I have a few of them saved on my computer. The show I'm watching now is called Vazelina Hjulkalender. It first ran back in 2000, and it's a personal favourite of mine. It's very, VERY silly and stupid, but at the same time, awesome and filled with great songs (yes, most of these julekalenders are musicals).
The episodes are avaliable on Youtube, but not with any subtitles as far as I could see, so unless you understand Norwegian it probably won't make any sense whatsoever.
Anyway, it's not Christmas for me before I've seen a julekalender and Hans Gruber fall to his death.
It's around 6 o clock or so in the evening now, so it's time to go work out. I try to work out at least twice a week.
Here's the gym I work out at. It's just a short walk away from my flat. This picture was taken at an earlier occasion, but the place hasn't changed much since then. Usually aren't that many people here.
I don't work out because I want to get big or anything. It's all mostly just to keep my back and shoulders from aching too much.
The wardrobes are relatively clean and neat. While all the lockers seems like they are available, many times I'll open one only to see that someone else have put their bag/stuff there. Not many people bother to put on a lock. I've even heard an iPhone ringing from inside an unlocked locker. I don't know if things get stolen, but I think it's nice that people still trust strangers enough here to be confident that nobody will take their stuff.
Back home again, and after workout a quick (in my terms, about 20 - 30mins) shower feels just great!
With all my chores out of the way it's time to relax with a few rounds of Overwatch! Getting those skins and rank up(hopefully) a bit!
A bit disappointed that Mercy didn't get a holiday skin this time around, but oh well...
After a couple of rounds with Overwatch I enjoy sitting down and draw. I'm in the middle of trying to improve my art skills. This is my second attempt at a proper portrait drawing, so I'm still pretty new to the concept and I draw a lot of helplines that I use to get everything right.
Side by side comparison of the drawing and the reference photo. Yes... I've actually used a ruler and pencil to draw those helplines on both the picture and the paper I'm drawing on...
It's getting late and almost time for bed, so I'm making myself a quick little meal. Two slices of bread with Nugatti (Norway's version of Nutella, except better and tastier). I'm not super obsessed about what I eat, but I do think I vary enough to stay relatively healthy.
It's around 12:30ish am now, so time to sleep. This was actually the busiest day of my week, which is why I decided to document it. The other days I'll go to work and then come home and sit in front of my computer, playing and drawing. Not the most exciting life, but I enjoy it. Hope it was somewhat interesting for you guys.
Cheers!
FP Edit: OK, this became a lot more popular than I ever imagined. Thanks for all the kind comments, messages, questions and feedback!
BlackMailBox
Gotta be honest here, the only reason I've ever heard of Kristiansand is because James May and Richard Hammond ended up stranded there
fivecharacters
Regarding expropriaton: They usually don't get compensated nearly as well as what they'd make on a sale. It's not cool and good, @op.
fivecharacters
Not that it's any of your fault, it just sucks for most people quite a bit. Source: I'm an attourney in Norway who works on this on occasion
Koandaj
I don't know the legal stuff behind it, but I figured they at least paid the market value of the property, is that not the case?
fivecharacters
Sure, by law, but what's "market value"? Also, to even get to that point it could take years unless they flat out offer that.
fivecharacters
They usually offer very conservative sums for "market valute" (I mean have you seen the realestate market lately?).
fivecharacters
People usually end up having to take a shitty deal just to get it over with, or sit in a house going nowhere for years.
sunnycyn
Thanks for sharing! I completely enjoyed seeing your "day in the life". Looks like you're a happy guy. Great drawing, btw.
Koandaj
Thank you for enjoying the post and drawing! Yes, I'm quite comfortable with life now :) Wish you happy holidays!
NotACanadian
I wanna cry, @OP. You live in a beautiful town.
fivecharacters
Ehhh, I mean it's one of the better ones, sure, but for my money Bergen looks even better.
NotACanadian
I live at the edge of an ugly ass pit used as a dumping ground for excess San Diego population, otherwise known as El Cajon. So I wudnt know
fivecharacters
Hey, at least you get to be american!
NotACanadian
Where at least I know I'm not a Canadian
IAmCaptainOblivious
You still use toilet paper? Haven't you you gotten the 3 Seashells yet?
MotherOfCatsPainterOfTits
NORGE NORGE NORGE
TheSecretPower
Alt for Norge!
DoctorHypodermius
#Brunost
MotherOfCatsPainterOfTits
#prim
DoctorHypodermius
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Hfza5Ip-Sk
MotherOfCatsPainterOfTits
Aiaiaiaiiaiiiii! Nei men jaggu, hva har vi her?!
DoctorHypodermius
Respekt! = D
dingdingbananaphone
Trondheim sier hei! Nå minnet du meg på at jeg må tilbake til Kristiansand snart. Utrolig fin by.
fivecharacters
Visste ikke at Trondheim kunne snakke engang jeg.
dingdingbananaphone
Beklager, skrev feil. Byen ville at jeg skulle hilse.
fivecharacters
Hils tilbake!
NineThousandAndOne
Yay nordmenn
FoxVoxDK
*Waves enthusiastically from the Liquor Store*
FoxVoxDK
God jul og godt nytår!
Koandaj
Ha ha! god jul og godt nyttår til deg, også!
Cerinna
Weird, in Dutch "karbonade" is a pork chop.
Koandaj
Now that is just weird :O
Cerinna
Yeah but hamburger is really just hamburger pronounced with our own language's sounds. :) So wow, that's weird! And interesting.
newworldtraveller
That Christmas display though...
Highfarm
Its a fun tradition in Scandinavia
TheJudoMaster
Skål til deg!
Koandaj
Skål!
GrabtharsHammer
I adore these. Thanks for sharing a day of your life! Just got back from Sweden and I'm missing their Julmust, is Julebrus similar?
Sharecrow
Not really. Julmust has a very unique "spiced" flavor, while julebrus is pretty much in most cases raspberry-flavored soda. :)
Koandaj
Hmmm, then I think CB Julebrus is a bit closer to julmust. It has a slightly spicy/sweet flavour. At least compared to other julebrus brands
Whydontyougofuckyourself
It's not. They have Julmust at Ikea. It tastes like shitty beer.
nooneaskedyoupatrice
Nah. Julebrus and Julmust tastes nothing like each other. I like both though.
Koandaj
Wow, while I slept this became a lot more popular than I thought it would. Will try to answer the questions asked, but I see others have :)
Apelehamamama
Very much enjoyed seeing a different world view. Thanks for sharing.
kcrvoxtano
I love your writing style. Very clear, but somewhat whimsical and romantic. I wonder if it's a reflection of your native syntax and style.
Koandaj
Thank you! Never really put much thought into my writing style, but glad it was clear, despite several spelling mistakes.
isthisnametakentoo
Is your bed really close to the ceiling or is that just the angle to the photo?
Koandaj
A bit of both? This is an old house with the slanted ceiling. Where I sleep with my head is the high end, but I almost have to crawl past..
Koandaj
..the bed when I walk around it, so it's easier to just roll out of bed for me.
isthisnametakentoo
Awesome, thanks! It reminds me of my old house from a few years ago. Love quirky living spaces!
secretoaster
"I work in front of computer all day so I can spend time in front of computer all night" relatable
BattleoftheStallingGrad
I'm always amazed, as an American, at how little other nationalities eat on a regular day. Amazed and embarrassed.
Houkkitsu
Now I'm interested in a 'day in the life of an American'
BattleoftheStallingGrad
It would really just be a lot of pics of food interjected with driving on highways.
BaRahTay
Soooo dark there !
AuroraNora33
Haha that's nothing compared to Northern Norway
JConIII
Your bathroom is very clean.
cat7e
Secret: It was cleaned just before taking the pictures.
Koandaj
Almost :P These pictures were taken on Tuesday. I clean the apartment every Sunday. Yeah, I like to stick to routines.
firefartingkitten
My goal for 2017 is to get my hands on a jar of Nuggati!
ChewyKibbles
i can send you some :-)
firefartingkitten
Thank you for your kind offer! I fear the shipping costs would be crazy :-)
mareli82
it tastes the same as nutella tbh , i cant tell the difference , now the maker of nuggati dont have a history on there page , but i was 1/2
mareli82
launched on the marked after nutella and isuspect it's made on a licences from Nutella 1,5/2
mareli82
as in the 60 it was more common to sell a licence then to export your product to a forgin market
firefartingkitten
Thanks for the info! I didn't think Nutella would give away their recipe but licensing vs export cost makes sense.
RachaTwat
Throw your toilet paper rolls away OP. +1
MellyLB
No. Recycle them!
charliegrs
Some things are universal
Einherje
Since he is such a Christmasy person, maybe he saves them so he can make Dorullnisser?
xoltx
man må ikke glemme dorullnissene!!
Koandaj
#DorullNisseLivesMatter
changdola
So do you watch SKAM?
Koandaj
I hear so much about it that I probably should. Though I fear that the whole teen drama stuff might be a bit out of touch with me.
MrWulff
uhhh i love Kristiansand :) i live in Denmark, and been there a couple of times, nice and cozy little town of yours :) happy holidays swede!
probablynotadragon
Norwegians must not know how to stand in a line correctly. Not a single person looked uncomfortable by having their personal space invaded.
pdgun
How big your personal space is will be dependent on culture, and with a big difference between the US and most European countries.
idownvoteplottwist
What I'm confused about is how they have to stand that far apart in line, but then cram together on the bus (if it's busy).
HeHy
Everybody hates the bus...
coriwanreinobi
Hello from America! It's always cool to see how others live. Thanks for the journey.
pdxenburg
Me and him have the same Ikea sinks
Koandaj
Hello! Glad you enjoyed it. I didn't realise that people liked these posts so much. Was a bit surprised to see it on the front page.
coriwanreinobi
Yes i love it! I can only speak for myself, but as an American I want the stigma to die. I care about all of you.
analnipple666
You must make more! Do you ever get to see the aurora??
Koandaj
Here in the south? Rarely. But it does happen sometimes. https://www.nrk.no/sorlandet/i-natt-var-himmelen-farget-gronn-1.12855242
SvarvSven
I agree, we need another round of these daily life stories from various countries.
RitzkinNeverCameBack
Such detail! This is really cool. Your English is pristine- you even said "Can't be arsed." Decent portrait as well. Thanks for sharing.
pogidaga
I'm beginning to think that near-perfect English is a sign that the speaker learnt it as a second language or is an English professor.
hateudesu
I think it's because we don't dub everything on tv here
heypeopleiamausername
We learn English in school from 2nd grade and out, so for very many it's kind of a second language.
pogidaga
I taught ESL in a public school in an eastern European country. Only a small handful of pupils were close to being fluent. Kudos to you!
explodingoctopus
It's required of Norwegian students, so pretty much everyone who isn't elderly speaks fluent or close to fluent English :)
HeHy
1st grade through 1st year at VGS (from 6 years old to 17 years old).
heypeopleiamausername
Trodde man begynte i 2. klasse, men jeg har iallefall engelsk på VG2.
HeHy
Ikke obligatorisk engelsk i vg2?
khora
Well, there is the market-marked mixup.
Koandaj
Hah, yeah. Writing such a long post at 5am after a full workday wasn't the best planned out idea I've had. Fixed it now, though.
dajigizup
Man, you eat loads of bread
mareli82
its a Norwegian thing , and we eat whole wheat bread in stead of white bread the rest of the world seams to like , typical 3 meals a day .
hoxanator
Do you ski? If so how is it?
Koandaj
Yes, I do ski. But as mentioned here, we don't really get much snow in the south, so we travel to ski resorts in the mountains. It's fun :)
norwegianRaccoon
Most norweians know how to ski, so i suppose he does. But quite few go out skiing often. Depends where u live, 1/2
eggmuffin
The south and west coasts of Norway get a lot of warm, humid air drawn in from the golf stream, and thus little snow.
norwegianRaccoon
2/2 if u have a cabin at the mountain akd of course if ure into skiing. I went skiing in PE at school and stuff. So its pretty common.
HughWattmeight
Cross country skiing is quite popular, so differentiate if you're talking about that or down hill.
explodingoctopus
"Norwegians are born with skis on their feet"
Blackairplanejohn
It's the same as the US but you ski uphill
rezpawner
He's in south Norway. They barely even get snow.
Koandaj
We do get snow, but these past four years it's been coming in Jan-feb. Last white Xmas for me was is 2012. Not as much snow as the north tho
rezpawner
Pretty much the same as around Oslo, yeah. Pretty depressing at Christmas with rain pissing down rather than snow.
RandomImgurian
He's one of the southerners so I kinda doubt it, not a lot of snow along the southern and western parts of the coastline.
Koandaj
Oh, we go skiing. We just escape to the mountains to do so. Hovden is very popular for us southerners. And we usually get enough snow in 1/2
Koandaj
in Jan-Feb to go on trips in the tracks (lysløype) in the surrounding areas. But yes, been four years since we had a white Xmas :c
Whatshallwedowiththedrunkensailor
Javæl! Gøy med en an Kristiansander her på imgur, ha ei fin jul og godt nytt år :) Fra Hånes æ men bor på Odderhei :)
MrFoxman
God jul fra Mehamn!
tukkan1
God jul fra Oslo
NineThousandAndOne
Sarp her (-:
cruisecontroloffacliff
God jul fra... *trommevirvel* ...Kristiansand! Fantastisk moro å se bilder fra hjemme på Imgur sånn plutselig xD Haha!
Whatshallwedowiththedrunkensailor
Knall moro! ????
Koandaj
Hah! Artig å se andre Kristiansandere/sørlendinger på Imgur, da!
Whatshallwedowiththedrunkensailor
Absolutt!
cruisecontroloffacliff
Oh yes :D Vokste opp i Søgne! Bor for tia i Skottland.
Dastooooo
Og god jul til jer fjeldaber fra Odense, i Danmark!
Whatshallwedowiththedrunkensailor
God jul til dere jordekorn ^^ ;)
unicorncharlie
God jul fra Tinnheia
Whatshallwedowiththedrunkensailor
Go jul! Har bodd der oppe au ei gang i tia :)
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Whatshallwedowiththedrunkensailor
God jul!
Whatshallwedowiththedrunkensailor
God jul!
Whatshallwedowiththedrunkensailor
God jul!
Whatshallwedowiththedrunkensailor
God jul!
Whatshallwedowiththedrunkensailor
God jul!
Whatshallwedowiththedrunkensailor
God jul!
Whatshallwedowiththedrunkensailor
God jul!
Whatshallwedowiththedrunkensailor
God jul!
Whatshallwedowiththedrunkensailor
God jul!
AlbanB
ayyyy makarena
Terad0r
Hahaha, thank you for a really good chuckle!
GaspodeTheW0nderD0g
Fantastic
bond674
God Jul fra en fyr som bor både i Bærum og I Oslo
theSungamer
Trodde du skrev jævel. Måte lese et par ganger
Whatshallwedowiththedrunkensailor
Hehe sånt skjer ;)
ChewyKibbles
God Jul fra Kongsvinger!
Whatshallwedowiththedrunkensailor
God jul!
CrazyDragonBoy
God jul fra Lund torv-ish! :-)
Whatshallwedowiththedrunkensailor
Go jul t dæ di kråge! ;)
Storm91
God Jul ifra Tønsberg ! ^^
Whatshallwedowiththedrunkensailor
God jul! ????
rymle
Hei fra ex-Gyldenløves gate beboer. Hyggelig å se pics fra K-Town igjen.
Koandaj
Javel, ja! God jul og godt nyttår til deg og. Bodde selv mine første leveår på Hånes :) Blokkene på Epleveien!
Whatshallwedowiththedrunkensailor
Så herli! Bodde i Grovika :) flytta ut for rett over 10 år siden da, men har lyst å tbage ei gang i tia :)
AsianMofo
God jul fra Stavanger!
Whatshallwedowiththedrunkensailor
God jul!
aandiin
God jul fra Tinnheia. Moro med sørlendinger her.
Koandaj
Absolutt! Og god jul og godt nyttår til deg!
watlock
God jul fra Lofoten!
Whatshallwedowiththedrunkensailor
God jul!
rezpawner
"Pitch black most of the time" is fucking bullshit, you southern fucknugget. You get over 6 hours of sunlight per day.
HaugvikNorway
Haha, funny. Northerner i suppose?. known for their foul mouth and funny behaviour. Please do at "a day in the life of a northern Norwegian"
ijustoblotten
#000000 There you go.
mareli82
il sum it up , snow , dark , a reinsdyr, snow , dark , hjemmebrent,
OverpricedCrayon
As Santa Clause, all of you can shut your ungrateful mouths. You don't know what darkness is. Coal for all of you this year.
JimJam722
How did this get 300 upvotes? It's hostile af.
dEXm64
I found that trippy. I'm in Southern Australia and during winter it gets dark around 5.30pm and gets light around 7.30.
FyoraSilverwolf
And I'm just sitting here in Florida with my 10+ hours of full sun even in Winter, and 76F/24C temperatures. >.>
KharnApproves
Are you a native Norwegian? Because your level of American English is amazing. 'Fuck nugget' Damn son.
geonerd
Lived in Bergen for 9 years. 'Daylight' is the clouds going from black to grey and back again. Black, and slightly less black.
computerphile
And you fuckNorths get 24 hour of sun during the summer, so stop complaining! It's not like we're taxed heavier than you, oh wait..
sicca3
Will at least oslobyen actually care about you guys, have you ever been driving on a road in northern Norway??? It's fucking dangerous...
Healbot
That is no better. Everyone need blender curtains and sleeping masks.
computerphile
I work shifts around the clock, eye mask is a must
welcometothenancytribe
Kom en tur til Tromsø å se ka mørketid virkelig e!
TaekwonTheChef
Tromsø for the win!
Mathiaslangseth
Skjønne ikke at de synes at det e mørketid der nede, kan jo ikke sammenlignes med nord i det hele tatt :')
Knast
True true, but when you work inside during the day, it's still going to feel like it's never ending night. Ref: søring i Trondheim.
DoYouLikePinaColada
Even in Denmark it feels like this.
Theteddypicker
I feel like Trondheim is dark all the time. Western norwegian (Karmøy) in Trondheim!
rablpebbles
Oh my sweet summer child, try living in Troms or Finnmark.
jaujaurau
Sørlending her. Lived both in Finnmark and Troms. Some of the best times of my life. Really enjoyed the nature and climate.
Theteddypicker
Were moving there in a few years actually
fivecharacters
For real, talk to me when you've lived in Tromsø a few years.
HughWattmeight
Whatever, søring. Try living in Alta.
ToreIversen
Was going to say exactly the same thing.
FluffyTheFluffyDog
Alta? HAH, TRY living in Kirkenes!
rezpawner
Got friends there, and I also spent a lovely year in the army there, in a particularly remote shithole :)
fivecharacters
Bardu?
rezpawner
Skjold.
fivecharacters
Å jesus. Kondolerer. God jul forøvrig.
mareli82
hehe , flott plass , kommer fra "nær" området , og nært i nordnorge er relativt :p
Healbot
Ingen liker Mordor :/
Mathiaslangseth
Mordor <3
Cerinna
As a Dutch person: what is this sunlight you speak of? Even during the daylight hours it's been grey as fuck here lately.
rezpawner
Well, in Northern Norway, the sun doesn't actually come up at all. It's literally pitch black all day long.
Sockpuppetmastermind
In Australia it's light from 6am and dark at 7:30pm. It is summer here though
LMiauph
The winters may be dark, but the summers aren't! Where I live (mid-Sweden) the sun does set, but in May-July the night sky stays bright :)
AuroraNora33
It's bright outside for about two hours around noon. Still no sun though...
Cerinna
Oof. I'd probably not survive.
rezpawner
On the upside, if you go there during the summer, the sun never actually go down, so...
Cerinna
But then I wouldn't sleep! :(
FoxVoxDK
As a Dane i'll just STFU and be on my way. :P
computerphile
Fun trivia: Denmark is so fucking clat that they rent civilian aviation radar services from Norway.
MrFoxman
I live in northern Norway and we only get 2 hours of sun...It fucks u up a bit.
WoofKeeper
It makes up for it during the summer....?
MrFoxman
Yeah almost forgot summer sun week! Every year the sun shines for a week then goes back on vacay to Florida the rest of the year haha.
HanselAteGretel
I had the worst time getting used to that when I was living in norway. I was up in namsos and it was hell on my sleeping schedule.
MrFoxman
I'm a little bit longer north than that. I live up in Mehamn and work as a fisherman there.
markiiski
Yeah, like 4-5 hours of "light" here in western Finland. I haven't seen the sun in a week or so
mydogisnaked
I was going to ask that... Must mess with your moods, sleep patterns, etc.
MrFoxman
Yeah but thank god I don't live there all year. I only live there for work then I take a month off over the holidays and go home to Iceland.
MrFoxman
The home reset balances it out a lot.
circlebreaker
*pats air with hands* Now, now... no need to argue about the sun guys. It's the season's-turn, we'll all get more light soon enough.
IReplyWithGraphicsInterchangeFormats
Finally found out what language uses the "ø"
AuroraNora33
Norwegian, Danish, Southern Sami, and Faroese :)
crivitmms
Danish is using æ ø å too
Eranju
http://satwcomic.com/art/nothing-is-perfect.jpg
Fishlullabies
I'm a little disappointed in you, gotta admit.
ionlycommentwithgifsandpics
Swedish uses ö, which sounds exactly the same.
rulerBob8
I didn't know Twenty One Pilots was a language
eggmuffin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f488uJAQgmw
IDidNotHitHerOhHiMark
It was. +1
IDidNotHitHerOhHiMark
Is it the size matters song?
AuroraNora33
Ja
TheStoneMask
And then there's Iceland, here we have á, ð, é, í, ó, ú, ý, þ, æ and ö
Tilo15
Áfram Ísland
HoneyBunny321
Damn. Kan jeg ha en smak?... i tried
casprus
あいうえお。。。
MrWulff
danes are the only ones who uses ø æ å, sweds and norwegians use something similar, but not æ ø å
thatgoddamncyclist
Oy, guys. We invented the Å, and the danes mimicked us!
Esteen95
Uhm, pretty sure Norwegians use them too. (Source: I'm Norwegian, and look at this æøå)
TypicalNerveCell
No, you're mixing it up. Norwegian (bokmål) is directly derived from Danish, and uses æ ø å. Sweden has ä ö å.
MrWulff
ahhh i see, always nice to be taught something new :) men hvad med nynorsk?
NorwegianTrollFromTheSouth
We (Norwegians) uses æ ø å as well.
MrWulff
isn't it a variant of the danish ø æ å?
MrWulff
what i always have been told :)
NorwegianTrollFromTheSouth
exactly the same.
IDidNotHitHerOhHiMark
Det er i Sverige de bruger ö og ä istedet for ø og æ.
Thesaya
Sweden uses the same sound but it looks differently. å ä ö instead of Denmark and Norway's æ ø å. (And in another order too.)
CivitatemInkas
It's å,ä,ö. Swedish person can confirm.
0000011000010000000100000001
Personal question-do you work full-time? I'm in America and work 7:30-5:30 (sometimes to 6). So jealous of your schedule
razorsbk
11am to 7pm, I'm a sleeper.
DoYouLikePinaColada
7,5 in Denmark. Or 37 hours a week... And I can manage the hours more or less as I like.
Koandaj
Yes, I work full time. It's 7,5 hours (8 including lunch). I eat at my desk so I kinda skip the 30min lunch break.
crgee
Finland here, 7,5 hours is what we usually do.
markiiski
Torille!!
DoctorDoctorG
Resident in obstetrics & gynecology here. Min work day is ~12h, max is 28h. Bcuz medical education in the US is still all about hazing.
APrettyCrucialConjunction
To be fair, you want your residency to be hell and to see the worst patients so you don't kill as many people when you're on your own.
DrFartstheTRex
I work IT in a teaching hospital. I don't know how you residents do it, but keep on keeping on!
DoctorDoctorG
TruthIsoutthere
We used to do 36 on, 12 hours off, back in the day.
DoctorDoctorG
Do you think that was good for your health? For your patients'? I've heard both answers so am just wondering about your honest assessment
nexusband
It isn't. That's why this shit only works in the U.S..
caitybabe
6am to 6pm sometimes 4am to 6pm for me. #WhatIsALife
Cofrane
Where do you work at?
caitybabe
I'm a truck driver in Australia
seventhallycat
8 hr work day in Romania, private sector. From 3pm to 11:30 pm, because we work with the US. 8hrs/day is usually the standard here.
FatYankInManc
Working hours & lack of holiday days is what stops me emigrating to the USA from the UK. The price of things in Norway stops me going there
rexking512
Try Sweden then ;-) alot like Norway but cheaper
Sports83
What do you work as? In the UK you get much much more holiday than in the US.
charliegrs
If you looked into our healthcare costs you'd never even think of moving here
edgareplekjekk
uhm.. Half of the cost i USA.
thrymn
Nah, you can get insurance for less than half. Granted, you're paying for the priviledge of being too poor to use it...
edgareplekjekk
Well in Norway everything inside a hospital is free. Healthcare in Norway is 10% of GDP. Healthcare in US is 20% of GDP. thats what i meant.
Saukoeter
If you get private insurance , is it more than 8.5% of your income ?
mediocrejoker
What is private insurance?
mediocrejoker
What is private insurance?
thatgoddamncyclist
Why would you want to pay for private health insurance in Norway?
thatgoddamncyclist
Why would you want to pay for private health insurance in Norway?
thatgoddamncyclist
Why would you want to pay for private health insurance in Norway?
thatgoddamncyclist
Why would you want to pay for private health insurance in Norway?
mediocrejoker
What is private insurance?
mediocrejoker
What is private insurance?
mediocrejoker
What is private insurance?
edgareplekjekk
No need for private insurance, as there is universal free(ish) healthcare.
mediocrejoker
What is private insurance?
thatgoddamncyclist
Why would you want to pay for private health insurance in Norway?
thatgoddamncyclist
What the fuck happened here?
thatgoddamncyclist
Why would you want to pay for private health insurance in Norway?
Cofrane
8.30 am to 7pm with 1h of lunch time. I work in private sector in France.
tritrix
9am - 5pm : La Poste :)
tespinozamar13
I'd be jealous too... if i had a work to go ????
scuttleKrab
That's a little unusual for an American..9am-5pm is the "standard" work day in US. Just depends on where you work/what you do
BobTheSwede
Used to be more like 9-5 in America like Dolly Parton's song, didn't it?
anygirlx
Used to be. Now 8-6 is what I've found standard. Then work from home later and in weekends until you want to kill yourself.
BobTheSwede
Painful! And we get 5-6weeks paid vaccation too boot!
YouKnowHowManyFriendsIMakeWhenIDoThis
US companies saw Japanese companies getting hours out of their employees while supporting families. US didn't bother supporting families tho
BobTheSwede
Right, the bigger companies had a whole support structure for families. They are at work crazy many hours now though. Not effective work :(
YouKnowHowManyFriendsIMakeWhenIDoThis
Law of diminishing returns doesn't matter when you can just turn over your employee base. Burn 'em out and replace 'em.
BobTheSwede
And pay less than living costs besides for some. I feel you. Merry christmas everyone!
Ihavenousername31
We are working for 12-15 hours every day. It's normal in Japan lol
GaspodeTheW0nderD0g
I've heard this. Does anyone ever rebel/speak out about it to Japanese government? Seems like it can't be good for anyone's sanity...
Ihavenousername31
Everybody's working hard, so why don't you work as hard as your coworkers or boss do? Peer pressure is so strong in our country????
safetcup
Montreal: I work from 8:30 - 4:00, 30min break. 5days a week. My SO works from 8:15-5:00 and get Friday off in summer.
JoshuaDavid
Florida here! I work 9:30 to 6:30 with an hour lunch. My commute is an hour each way.
Aerolfoz
Does America have similar lunches? And do you get ice cream/pancakes/cake on Fridays? Seems the offices here all do.
Neutrinus
In Mexico 9am-7pm (2-4pm lunchtime)
TruthIsoutthere
Why not skip 2 hour lunch, and go home at 5pm?
Neutrinus
You need to eat and u love your job not like in other countries that u have to work to pay the bills and survive here you really enjoy life
MilDravin
serious question: do they provide area's for your siesta, or you just like, sleep where ever....
Neutrinus
Usually we just go eat at any nearby place and chat for a while or just go back and chat at work before 4.No sleep or "siesta" in most cases
MilDravin
huh...thanks for the answer
Neutrinus
You're welcome buddy
asehic89
I've got a feeling that's what a lot of people's schedules look like, and I know I had to work even longer hours at one point out of college
dEXm64
I work 8 to 4 with a total of an hours worth of breaks. Love my schedule.
killernerd
wtf that is one shitty schedule. My workday is 8-16...
lookatmelookatmelookatme
MWF I work 8-2 with an hour lunch, TR I work 10-3 with a 1.5 hr lunch. I get 12 weeks vacation. I work full time.
missleadinginiformation
Where the fuck do you work lol
lookatmelookatmelookatme
College professor
thrymn
Once you differentiated MWF and TR, plus the vacation I knew. I've worked as staff at a college for the last few years.
darkweb
That's long. Netherlands is usually 8,5hrs (lunch included) and 5wks paid vacation
Brammert
By law you get 4 times your weekly hours as paid vacation, so thats 160 hours at full-time (40hrs). The 30min lunch is mostly not paid.
Brammert
The 30min lunchbreak is mandatory when making more than 5,5hrs a day. You also have a mandatory rest period of 11hrs after every work day.
dandoamando91
I was just going to ask that... I often work 7:30-6ish mon-fri and then a handful of hours on weekends.
GaspodeTheW0nderD0g
What do you do??
dandoamando91
I'm an office manager. There's a lot to do lol
dandoamando91
I'm an office manager. There's a lot to do lol
ProbablyDrunkAgain
In the US, I work a 9/80 schedule and get every other Friday off. Much better than when I worked 10-12 hours days 5-6 days a week.
SardonicGrin
For some reason 9/80s mess with me. But I love 4/10s.
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Semphir
go to sweden! lots of ethiopians there...and most people can get factory work..pays decent and you work 9h a day (well..8h..1h lunch )
Dastooooo
You should also make one of these! Would love to see something like this from a very culturally different place.
BazookaBoh
Be willing to work like that in America you could make a lot of money.
anygirlx
No, because they don't usually pay you extra. You just don't get fired.
DougForcett
I'm in the US. I work 8:30 and leave by 4:00 most days. But I'm on salary and so long as the work is complete no one cares about a timecard.
YouKnowHowManyFriendsIMakeWhenIDoThis
but what about NEXT WEEK'S DEADLINE!?
DougForcett
That's the trade off. I do have to work some extended hours every once in a great while. They do give us unlimited vacation days though.
socksmcgee
I'm in the UK and do 8-4 with 30 mins lunch. Pretty much everyone I know does that, or 9-5.
Imgurcoys
7:30 - 16:00 here 1 hour unpaid lunch, shortest work days I've ever done
RedBeardedTrucker
Same in the US.
mediocrejoker
I reckon lots of construction workers (sparkies, plumbers, carpenters etc) work 7-15?
Hochimintz
I'm in the US and work 11am-10pm with an hour lunch but i chose this and only work 4 days a week.
beyondblack
Most of the civilized world has decent work hours. Then again we can't all be free like America *sigh*
iamOzymandiasLookOnMyWorksDumbassAndDespair
As in, work for free or lose your health coverage?
charliegrs
Free to go bankrupt when we get sick
nexusband
I'd rather be not "free", than to have to work 10 hours a day in a regular basis...
Xythian208
Exactly
RedBeardedTrucker
Most people work 8 hours a day, 10 hour days is usually factory work and stuff like that and you'd only work 4 days a week.
AnailaTuvon
ha... 10 hours a day... right... as a lead I'm lucky if i get out after 13 hours, and thats regular compared to my managers
randi
Same. I'm a game producer in the US. I'm lucky if I get a 9 hrs day (1hr lunch). 10 hr days are not uncommon and no overtime pay.
nexusband
Also, i would call Norway more "free", than the U.S.
QuotablePoots
American reporting. It's true, freedom is relative to your income and class.
YurgenGrimwood
Except when you're in norway and can just go to NAV.
poppingremlins
A normal workday for a norwegian is 7,5 hours. 8 hours at work, but minus 30 minute lunch.
MugRuncher
Pretty much the same thing in Aus.
poppingremlins
Is that Australia or Austria?
missingdodo
THe country being called Österreich Austrians would probably abbreviate with Ö.
AlleviatedRisk
Austria is actually abbreviated AUT! Now you've learned your new thing for today!
poppingremlins
Also, many construction workers work 8 hours a day, but then only work 5,5 hours on fridays
Haschpuppet
In stockholm, and if you live outside of stockholm, you full time work three 12 hours shifts mon-wed. Then you off work rest of the week.
GladFot
I work 10 hour days and 6.5 hours on fridays. Work in a construction site in Oslo
poppingremlins
But you should get paid overtime for the extra hours according to the tariffagreement.
TheLifeIsYours
holyshit, I haven't thought about that before...
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Dontforgetstayhydrated
then I might be there until 8:30 so I usually skip it.
poppingremlins
Christ! Thumbs up for capitalism, amirite?
Dontforgetstayhydrated
got home an hour ago
Derivative0914
I work in Norway with the perfect worktime of 7.5hours including lunch :-)
Cerinna
Same in the Netherlands!
HaveYouSeenMyLSD
adopt me
Cerinna
I'm too young to have kids.
HaveYouSeenMyLSD
Don't care, I want legal weed! Also I can pay you five bananas a week as rent, maybe throw in some carrots too.
Brammert
Sorry, maar nee dat is het niet. Pauze is niet (verplicht)betaald dus zie je vaak 8u - 17u waarvan 1u onbetaalde pauze is.
Cerinna
PS. En ik heb heel vaak inderdaad ook 8.5 uur gehad, waarvan een half uur pauze. Wat ik nu doe is niet arbo-verantwoord, dus dat telt niet.
Cerinna
Dan verschilt het per werkgever denk ik. Mijn moeder heeft bv. een half uur pauze, onbetaald, en dan die 8 uur dus eigenlijk is het 8.5 uur.
Brammert
8,5 is de norm. Veel werkgevers doen 30min extra onbetaald om te compenseren voor rokers. Heb je geen gezeik met de niet-rokers.
darthsithh
Hungary: 8 work hours + 0.5hours lunch time
LarsSurname
Im Norwegian and work 7,5 including lunch (full time)
poppingremlins
Hva jobber du med?
LarsSurname
Snekrer benker, potetkasser, paller osv. Friår etter vid. så helt grei jobb for å tjene litt, ferdi om 2 uker da så blir det reiser :)
hyperaddictiv
Portugal, 8h work plus 1h to lunch 'cause we eat a big meal at lunch, just like dinner
KyrainMcLeod
Germany same; work faster, not longer
cunninlinguist
found the German!
TrollFar
Smarter not faster
mentallychallengeaccepted
Scandinavian is awesome. Where only 35 miles (the european version) afar from each other! Hello neighbour!
Semphir
norway is crazy...5 weeks paid vacation...no taxes in december.... an arm and a leg is the price for a pizza... and so on
Aerolfoz
Pay more taxes other months, especially July I believe. Adds up to the same, but you get a bit of leeway with money in December.
mareli82
and not really no tax in desember , first of its Half tax and you compensate by paying more the rest of the year .
mareli82
and half tax for most is 20% and 40% the rest of the year
mareli82
Not really payed vacation , you employee puts a way 12% of your annual salary and pay out when you take you holiday
mareli82
but we have one thing that you will think is crazy , you get 2 years of unemployment pay if you get laid off 1/2
mareli82
60% ( up to a limit ) of you original salary a year , am getting the max limit and its around 35k usd
OhmsSecond
you pay more 11 months, less 1 month, because gov dont think you can save up for xmas lol.
edgareplekjekk
Yupp. idiotic in my opinion. But i have talked to several people who thinks it is so nice as they find it hard saving up money for christmas
OhmsSecond
There are alot who is awful with handling money.. So it works. I dont think its mandatory though.
fivecharacters
Why is it crazy? Why shouldn't it be like that everywhere? Or even better? What, so billionaire owners can get richer?
charliegrs
Just goes to show how conditioned us Americans are to dealing with a lot of shit. Overpriced healthcare/education, no maternity leave, etc
fivecharacters
Y'all need some socialisms. Heck, mandating a standard work week (you can voluntarily work more, with strict regulations for overtime pay) 1
iamOzymandiasLookOnMyWorksDumbassAndDespair
They are totally brainwashed. Bernie was the best but never had a chance
fivecharacters
actually means more jobs for more people, since they then need to hire more people to fill the hours. Then all you need to do is get a 2
Semphir
not crazy to me...i'm from sweden...so fairly normal... but most places doesn't have it this good! ^^
HughWattmeight
And Paid maternity leave for EVERYONE. For a year. And the dad is entitled to a 10 week portion of it.
edgareplekjekk
Dad HAS to take 10 weeks of it :( The mother only has to take 4 weeks. the rest is divided as the couple see fit.
thrymn
That seems weird to me. Why is the father forced to take off more time? Is it taking care of the mother? What is the reason given?
mareli82
the time the father stays home the mother go to work , normally as a father you take the 10 weeks at the end of the year.
HughWattmeight
Gender equality and attachment to the kid. The father should also form a bond with the baby. He doesn't HAVE to but it's forfeited otherwise
edgareplekjekk
1. The reason was to force men to take their vacation time to be home with the kid. So that the women could get more equal work opportunity.
wagex
i dont know what i would do with myself with 10 weeks off, it seems like a chore to take off a few days because i still have to make work up
Semphir
something wrong then! i would go crazy without the 6 to 8 weeks i get yearly. Plus 4 days off in a row once a month. Craaazy
YouKnowHowManyFriendsIMakeWhenIDoThis
well you'd be taking care of a babby, obviously.
wagex
Done that twice so far only 1 week tho :(
biggieprawns
This is not how it works actually. We pay more taxes the other 11 months to pay less taxes in december.
Semphir
that sucks! i figured you'd just get december for free cause fuck it! we got oil!...or something
razorsbk
So you can buy a house, a new car and any other expensive things in December with zero taxes?
Grevling89
Yes.
biggieprawns
Nah, it only affects income tax. We still have vat and other taxes
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YurgenGrimwood
It's more along the lines of us having a lot of different state paid services. Free healthcare for everyone and free cash for jobless etc.
OverpricedCrayon
What?
biggieprawns
Im 8 beers into the evening, so im having trouble grasping your question. Can u rephrase it? :)
Excludos
If 6 bananas fall down the stairs does the moon get close to the earth because of taxes that the US puts on north atlantic sharks?
chickenfrydchicken
I'm 0 beers in and had trouble grasping that question.
eggmuffin
It's not you. I can't understand him either.