A day in the life of a southern Norwegian

Dec 22, 2016 1:57 AM

Koandaj

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People kinda like these post, right? Anyway, decided to show my daily routine. I'm a 26-year old guy living in Kristiansand, Norway, which is the capital of southern Norway. As with most Norwegian cities it's nothing big. About 90 thousand people live here.

I usually wake up at 07:00am. I live in a rather old house, so the old wooden beams add a nice touch of detail to the room. This is my view from the bed.

First thing I do is check the weather the old fashioned way by looking out the window and... Right, this is Norway during the winter, so yeah, it's pitch black most of the time.

Let's try again with higher exposure. Here's my view. I live in the old part of the city, named Posebyen, which consist mostly of large white wooden houses. They are forming the longest continuous collection of wooden houses in northern Europe. Or so they say.

I prefer keeping breakfast quick and simple. A cup of coffee and some cereal is more than enough for me.

After that it's the usual wash and brush business before I leave the house. And get out of my pajamas, of course.

I enjoy listening to some music while I get ready, so this Bluetooth speaker is always sitting there. It's also nice to have while I watch stuff on my phone when I'm contemplating the meaning of life and how to solve all of the world's problems but not tell anyone. I'm also the type of guy who forgets to throw out his old toilet rolls...

At 08:00am it's about time to leave for work. It's still dark outside, but the streets are usually well lit. Though a lot of construction work is going on in the area.

Here's the Kristiansand Cathedral. It's one of the largest cathedrals in Norway, and a spot for tourists. also a popular place to get married. It looks better from the other side, but the entire square has been closed/blocked because they are building a giant underground parking lot. Fun fact: The Cathedral got thirteen (13) doors/entrances around the building. God knows what those old priests must have been up to back then that required so many doors...

Some Christmas decoration a shop has put up. A family of traditional Norwegian nisse. The dolls are all electronic so they all move, which is kinda cool to watch as you walk past.

Not much happening here at this hour, but this is the main shopping street in Kristiansand. Markensgate, which just translates to Market Street.

Bigass Christmas tree is mandatory!

Arrived at the metro station, which is right next to the port/docks, so a bit of a seaside breeze here.

The metro station where I wait for the bus every morning during the weekdays. Nothing too fancy.

The giant building is where you can buy ferry tickets if you want to go for a short trip over to Denmark. Which we do occasionally. Denmark is, after all, Norway's best liquor store. Color Line is one of the ferry companies, so don't worry. We don't do the whole segregation thing here anymore. I think...

Here we see proper Norwegian etiquette in the works. While waiting for the bus, or any other queue for that matter, make sure you stay at least 1 - 2 meters away from the nearest human being. The people in the shot are all waiting for the same bus. More people are standing around the corner of the building. It was hard getting a good shot with everyone so spread out...

Bus interior. Exotic.

After about 5 - 7mins on the bus I arrive at my stop, which always greets me with a bit of morning cardio. I sprint up these stairs every morning.

Gotta cross this bridge.

Over the highway leading into Kristiansand.

Close to 08:30am I arrive at work. This is my desk/cubicle area. I haven't really done much to personalise it, but I really can't be arsed. Only been here half a year.

The best part about working in an office. Unlimited free coffee and sparkling water! I usually go through at least 5 cups of coffee before lunch. And then another 3 - 4 after. The average Norwegian amount.

I work as a 3D visualiser for road construction. So the software I work with is 3DS Max, AutoCAD Civil3D, ReCap, Infraworks (pictured), Lumion, Navisworks, Novapoint and Photoshop. Basically whenever somebody wants to construct a new road through our beautiful landscape, we gotta make it look pretty and presentable. Unfortunately I can't show you anything I'm working on, so here's a terrain model instead.

What I can tell you guys though, is that it seems like the new road will be going right through a house. Now, I took a look at the house on some archived satellite photos, and only 5 -6 years ago it was just a small little square on the map. Now the house has been extended with an extra part/building, gotten a big fancy terrace, a nice driveway, a proper garden and a fountain. Some family have put a lot of hard work and money into that house these past couple of years. Too bad it will all be gone now. YOUR DREAM HOUSE SHALL NOT STAND IN THE WAY OF HUMAN PROGRESS AND INFRASTRUCTURE!

They will be compensated, of course.

Because most of the rendering and stuff is done locally, I get some downtime which I use to browse the web, read the news, and in this particular case, drool over the new pair of wireless headphones I'll be getting once they are back in stock...

It's now 11ish am and close to lunch. It's light outside now. Will be for a few hours. We haven't gotten any snow right now, which makes everything looks grey and dull.

For comparison though, this is the same view just a few weeks prior. Norwegian winters can be weird sometimes.

Anyway, lunch time! I enjoy eating at my desk. slices of bread with, from top left: Boiled eggs with mayo, hamburger(karbonade) with potato salad and onions, cheese and ham, mackerel with tomato sauce, and then some carrots on the side and a glass of orange juice.

The mackerel with tomato sauce is just called plane crash, because... well... yeah, I guess that is was you'd look like after a plane crash...

On certain days it's not unusual for somebody to bring cake, cookies and candy to work to share with everyone. Keeps the blood sugar at a reasonable level, I say. This was from a day prior to the one I'm documenting, but I still thought it would be nice to have it included.

Oh, and on Fridays we also celebrate the start of the weekend with free ice cream for everyone. Yay!

It's now 04:00pm and I'm off work. It's dark again. Waiting for the bus to take me back into the city.

Back in the city. Now to do a few errands. The building with the Shopping sign is a small mall I use as a shortcut to take me back to the market street.

Making my way back through the mall. It's called "Lillemarkens" which means "Little Market" since it's right next to the main market street.

Back in Markens. Bustling with more people out doing their Christmas shopping. I often drop by the GameStop to the left once or twice a week to see if they have some goodies. Today is no exception, and they actually did have something. Bought it without a second thought. Anyway, that's not my main objective today. Onward!

Here's another look at the cathedral square. Covering up that parking lot now.

Now I've entered another mall in the other end of the market street.

And this store is my destination.

Because I need one of these. Despite not being an awfully cold winter, the nights are still pretty cold, and the old heater that I have in the bedroom died on me last week.

Home again! Now to assemble this thing. Luckily it's just the legs that needs to be attached.

Tada! Even though it's a simple job, doing stuff like this makes me feel like a real handy dandy man. It makes me a little happy.

With that out of the way it's time to turn on my computer! This is where I spend most of my time after I get home from work. Yeah, I work in front of a computer all day so I can afford to sit in front of a computer all day. My hardware is a mix of both new and old. I have a habit of not switching out something before it breaks and/or get too outdated to be used.

The leopard blanket is also a makeshift curtain. I realised that the curtains I have are doing a ridiculously bad job at keeping the light out, and when it's dark outside, everyone can see straight in if I have the lights on. So, yeah, this was the best solution I had at the time.

I also have some artwork on the walls that I'm quite happy with. I'm a bit of a Nintendo/Zelda fan. That wooden beam is placed right above my head when I sit down, so I have to be very careful whenever I get up. It's not always easy living in an old house when you're 190cm tall...

And being such a Nintendo fan, I just had to buy this when I found it for half price at GameStop!

Around 05:30pm now. Dinnertime. since it's Christmas season I needed something Christmasy. Traditional Norwegian julepølse and medisterkaker with fried potatoes, boiled carrots and mustard!

And drinking some delicious julebrus!

And for dinner entertainment I watch a julekalender (Advent calendar). Now, I thought this was a concept that several places had adapted, but after talking to some foreign friends, this seems to be a Scandinavian/Nordic thing.

Simply put, it's a short TV series with an episode for every day from December 1st until the 24th. Each episode are usually about 10 - 15min long, and there are many different julekalender shows out there. They vary from year to year. Though I prefer to just watch whichever one I like, so I have a few of them saved on my computer. The show I'm watching now is called Vazelina Hjulkalender. It first ran back in 2000, and it's a personal favourite of mine. It's very, VERY silly and stupid, but at the same time, awesome and filled with great songs (yes, most of these julekalenders are musicals).

The episodes are avaliable on Youtube, but not with any subtitles as far as I could see, so unless you understand Norwegian it probably won't make any sense whatsoever.

Anyway, it's not Christmas for me before I've seen a julekalender and Hans Gruber fall to his death.

It's around 6 o clock or so in the evening now, so it's time to go work out. I try to work out at least twice a week.

Here's the gym I work out at. It's just a short walk away from my flat. This picture was taken at an earlier occasion, but the place hasn't changed much since then. Usually aren't that many people here.

I don't work out because I want to get big or anything. It's all mostly just to keep my back and shoulders from aching too much.

The wardrobes are relatively clean and neat. While all the lockers seems like they are available, many times I'll open one only to see that someone else have put their bag/stuff there. Not many people bother to put on a lock. I've even heard an iPhone ringing from inside an unlocked locker. I don't know if things get stolen, but I think it's nice that people still trust strangers enough here to be confident that nobody will take their stuff.

Back home again, and after workout a quick (in my terms, about 20 - 30mins) shower feels just great!

With all my chores out of the way it's time to relax with a few rounds of Overwatch! Getting those skins and rank up(hopefully) a bit!

A bit disappointed that Mercy didn't get a holiday skin this time around, but oh well...

After a couple of rounds with Overwatch I enjoy sitting down and draw. I'm in the middle of trying to improve my art skills. This is my second attempt at a proper portrait drawing, so I'm still pretty new to the concept and I draw a lot of helplines that I use to get everything right.

Side by side comparison of the drawing and the reference photo. Yes... I've actually used a ruler and pencil to draw those helplines on both the picture and the paper I'm drawing on...

It's getting late and almost time for bed, so I'm making myself a quick little meal. Two slices of bread with Nugatti (Norway's version of Nutella, except better and tastier). I'm not super obsessed about what I eat, but I do think I vary enough to stay relatively healthy.

It's around 12:30ish am now, so time to sleep. This was actually the busiest day of my week, which is why I decided to document it. The other days I'll go to work and then come home and sit in front of my computer, playing and drawing. Not the most exciting life, but I enjoy it. Hope it was somewhat interesting for you guys.

Cheers!

FP Edit: OK, this became a lot more popular than I ever imagined. Thanks for all the kind comments, messages, questions and feedback!

Gotta be honest here, the only reason I've ever heard of Kristiansand is because James May and Richard Hammond ended up stranded there

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Regarding expropriaton: They usually don't get compensated nearly as well as what they'd make on a sale. It's not cool and good, @op.

9 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Not that it's any of your fault, it just sucks for most people quite a bit. Source: I'm an attourney in Norway who works on this on occasion

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I don't know the legal stuff behind it, but I figured they at least paid the market value of the property, is that not the case?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Sure, by law, but what's "market value"? Also, to even get to that point it could take years unless they flat out offer that.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

They usually offer very conservative sums for "market valute" (I mean have you seen the realestate market lately?).

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

People usually end up having to take a shitty deal just to get it over with, or sit in a house going nowhere for years.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Thanks for sharing! I completely enjoyed seeing your "day in the life". Looks like you're a happy guy. Great drawing, btw.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Thank you for enjoying the post and drawing! Yes, I'm quite comfortable with life now :) Wish you happy holidays!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I wanna cry, @OP. You live in a beautiful town.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Ehhh, I mean it's one of the better ones, sure, but for my money Bergen looks even better.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I live at the edge of an ugly ass pit used as a dumping ground for excess San Diego population, otherwise known as El Cajon. So I wudnt know

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Hey, at least you get to be american!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Where at least I know I'm not a Canadian

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You still use toilet paper? Haven't you you gotten the 3 Seashells yet?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

NORGE NORGE NORGE

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

Alt for Norge!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#Brunost

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

#prim

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Aiaiaiaiiaiiiii! Nei men jaggu, hva har vi her?!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Respekt! = D

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Trondheim sier hei! Nå minnet du meg på at jeg må tilbake til Kristiansand snart. Utrolig fin by.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Visste ikke at Trondheim kunne snakke engang jeg.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Beklager, skrev feil. Byen ville at jeg skulle hilse.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hils tilbake!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yay nordmenn

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*Waves enthusiastically from the Liquor Store*

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

God jul og godt nytår!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ha ha! god jul og godt nyttår til deg, også!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Weird, in Dutch "karbonade" is a pork chop.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Now that is just weird :O

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah but hamburger is really just hamburger pronounced with our own language's sounds. :) So wow, that's weird! And interesting.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That Christmas display though...

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Its a fun tradition in Scandinavia

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Skål til deg!

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Skål!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I adore these. Thanks for sharing a day of your life! Just got back from Sweden and I'm missing their Julmust, is Julebrus similar?

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Not really. Julmust has a very unique "spiced" flavor, while julebrus is pretty much in most cases raspberry-flavored soda. :)

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Hmmm, then I think CB Julebrus is a bit closer to julmust. It has a slightly spicy/sweet flavour. At least compared to other julebrus brands

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's not. They have Julmust at Ikea. It tastes like shitty beer.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nah. Julebrus and Julmust tastes nothing like each other. I like both though.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wow, while I slept this became a lot more popular than I thought it would. Will try to answer the questions asked, but I see others have :)

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Very much enjoyed seeing a different world view. Thanks for sharing.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I love your writing style. Very clear, but somewhat whimsical and romantic. I wonder if it's a reflection of your native syntax and style.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Thank you! Never really put much thought into my writing style, but glad it was clear, despite several spelling mistakes.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Is your bed really close to the ceiling or is that just the angle to the photo?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A bit of both? This is an old house with the slanted ceiling. Where I sleep with my head is the high end, but I almost have to crawl past..

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

..the bed when I walk around it, so it's easier to just roll out of bed for me.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Awesome, thanks! It reminds me of my old house from a few years ago. Love quirky living spaces!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"I work in front of computer all day so I can spend time in front of computer all night" relatable

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I'm always amazed, as an American, at how little other nationalities eat on a regular day. Amazed and embarrassed.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Now I'm interested in a 'day in the life of an American'

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It would really just be a lot of pics of food interjected with driving on highways.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Soooo dark there !

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Haha that's nothing compared to Northern Norway

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Your bathroom is very clean.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Secret: It was cleaned just before taking the pictures.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Almost :P These pictures were taken on Tuesday. I clean the apartment every Sunday. Yeah, I like to stick to routines.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My goal for 2017 is to get my hands on a jar of Nuggati!

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

i can send you some :-)

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thank you for your kind offer! I fear the shipping costs would be crazy :-)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

it tastes the same as nutella tbh , i cant tell the difference , now the maker of nuggati dont have a history on there page , but i was 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

launched on the marked after nutella and isuspect it's made on a licences from Nutella 1,5/2

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

as in the 60 it was more common to sell a licence then to export your product to a forgin market

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thanks for the info! I didn't think Nutella would give away their recipe but licensing vs export cost makes sense.

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Throw your toilet paper rolls away OP. +1

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No. Recycle them!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Some things are universal

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Since he is such a Christmasy person, maybe he saves them so he can make Dorullnisser?

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

man må ikke glemme dorullnissene!!

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#DorullNisseLivesMatter

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

So do you watch SKAM?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I hear so much about it that I probably should. Though I fear that the whole teen drama stuff might be a bit out of touch with me.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

uhhh i love Kristiansand :) i live in Denmark, and been there a couple of times, nice and cozy little town of yours :) happy holidays swede!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Norwegians must not know how to stand in a line correctly. Not a single person looked uncomfortable by having their personal space invaded.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

How big your personal space is will be dependent on culture, and with a big difference between the US and most European countries.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What I'm confused about is how they have to stand that far apart in line, but then cram together on the bus (if it's busy).

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Everybody hates the bus...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hello from America! It's always cool to see how others live. Thanks for the journey.

9 years ago | Likes 145 Dislikes 1

Me and him have the same Ikea sinks

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hello! Glad you enjoyed it. I didn't realise that people liked these posts so much. Was a bit surprised to see it on the front page.

9 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

Yes i love it! I can only speak for myself, but as an American I want the stigma to die. I care about all of you.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You must make more! Do you ever get to see the aurora??

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Here in the south? Rarely. But it does happen sometimes. https://www.nrk.no/sorlandet/i-natt-var-himmelen-farget-gronn-1.12855242

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I agree, we need another round of these daily life stories from various countries.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Such detail! This is really cool. Your English is pristine- you even said "Can't be arsed." Decent portrait as well. Thanks for sharing.

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I'm beginning to think that near-perfect English is a sign that the speaker learnt it as a second language or is an English professor.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I think it's because we don't dub everything on tv here

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

We learn English in school from 2nd grade and out, so for very many it's kind of a second language.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I taught ESL in a public school in an eastern European country. Only a small handful of pupils were close to being fluent. Kudos to you!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's required of Norwegian students, so pretty much everyone who isn't elderly speaks fluent or close to fluent English :)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

1st grade through 1st year at VGS (from 6 years old to 17 years old).

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Trodde man begynte i 2. klasse, men jeg har iallefall engelsk på VG2.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ikke obligatorisk engelsk i vg2?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, there is the market-marked mixup.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hah, yeah. Writing such a long post at 5am after a full workday wasn't the best planned out idea I've had. Fixed it now, though.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Man, you eat loads of bread

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

its a Norwegian thing , and we eat whole wheat bread in stead of white bread the rest of the world seams to like , typical 3 meals a day .

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Do you ski? If so how is it?

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Yes, I do ski. But as mentioned here, we don't really get much snow in the south, so we travel to ski resorts in the mountains. It's fun :)

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Most norweians know how to ski, so i suppose he does. But quite few go out skiing often. Depends where u live, 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The south and west coasts of Norway get a lot of warm, humid air drawn in from the golf stream, and thus little snow.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

2/2 if u have a cabin at the mountain akd of course if ure into skiing. I went skiing in PE at school and stuff. So its pretty common.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Cross country skiing is quite popular, so differentiate if you're talking about that or down hill.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Norwegians are born with skis on their feet"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's the same as the US but you ski uphill

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He's in south Norway. They barely even get snow.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We do get snow, but these past four years it's been coming in Jan-feb. Last white Xmas for me was is 2012. Not as much snow as the north tho

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Pretty much the same as around Oslo, yeah. Pretty depressing at Christmas with rain pissing down rather than snow.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He's one of the southerners so I kinda doubt it, not a lot of snow along the southern and western parts of the coastline.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Oh, we go skiing. We just escape to the mountains to do so. Hovden is very popular for us southerners. And we usually get enough snow in 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

in Jan-Feb to go on trips in the tracks (lysløype) in the surrounding areas. But yes, been four years since we had a white Xmas :c

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Javæl! Gøy med en an Kristiansander her på imgur, ha ei fin jul og godt nytt år :) Fra Hånes æ men bor på Odderhei :)

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God jul fra Mehamn!

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God jul fra Oslo

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Sarp her (-:

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

God jul fra... *trommevirvel* ...Kristiansand! Fantastisk moro å se bilder fra hjemme på Imgur sånn plutselig xD Haha!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Knall moro! ????

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hah! Artig å se andre Kristiansandere/sørlendinger på Imgur, da!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Absolutt!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh yes :D Vokste opp i Søgne! Bor for tia i Skottland.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Og god jul til jer fjeldaber fra Odense, i Danmark!

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

God jul til dere jordekorn ^^ ;)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

God jul fra Tinnheia

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Go jul! Har bodd der oppe au ei gang i tia :)

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God jul!

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God jul!

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God jul!

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God jul!

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God jul!

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God jul!

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God jul!

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God jul!

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God jul!

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ayyyy makarena

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Hahaha, thank you for a really good chuckle!

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Fantastic

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

God Jul fra en fyr som bor både i Bærum og I Oslo

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Trodde du skrev jævel. Måte lese et par ganger

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hehe sånt skjer ;)

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God Jul fra Kongsvinger!

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God jul!

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God jul fra Lund torv-ish! :-)

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Go jul t dæ di kråge! ;)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

God Jul ifra Tønsberg ! ^^

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

God jul! ????

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hei fra ex-Gyldenløves gate beboer. Hyggelig å se pics fra K-Town igjen.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Javel, ja! God jul og godt nyttår til deg og. Bodde selv mine første leveår på Hånes :) Blokkene på Epleveien!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Så herli! Bodde i Grovika :) flytta ut for rett over 10 år siden da, men har lyst å tbage ei gang i tia :)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

God jul fra Stavanger!

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God jul!

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God jul fra Tinnheia. Moro med sørlendinger her.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Absolutt! Og god jul og godt nyttår til deg!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

God jul fra Lofoten!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

God jul!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Pitch black most of the time" is fucking bullshit, you southern fucknugget. You get over 6 hours of sunlight per day.

9 years ago | Likes 343 Dislikes 27

Haha, funny. Northerner i suppose?. known for their foul mouth and funny behaviour. Please do at "a day in the life of a northern Norwegian"

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

#000000 There you go.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

il sum it up , snow , dark , a reinsdyr, snow , dark , hjemmebrent,

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

As Santa Clause, all of you can shut your ungrateful mouths. You don't know what darkness is. Coal for all of you this year.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

How did this get 300 upvotes? It's hostile af.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I found that trippy. I'm in Southern Australia and during winter it gets dark around 5.30pm and gets light around 7.30.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And I'm just sitting here in Florida with my 10+ hours of full sun even in Winter, and 76F/24C temperatures. >.>

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Are you a native Norwegian? Because your level of American English is amazing. 'Fuck nugget' Damn son.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Lived in Bergen for 9 years. 'Daylight' is the clouds going from black to grey and back again. Black, and slightly less black.

9 years ago | Likes 56 Dislikes 0

And you fuckNorths get 24 hour of sun during the summer, so stop complaining! It's not like we're taxed heavier than you, oh wait..

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

Will at least oslobyen actually care about you guys, have you ever been driving on a road in northern Norway??? It's fucking dangerous...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

That is no better. Everyone need blender curtains and sleeping masks.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I work shifts around the clock, eye mask is a must

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Kom en tur til Tromsø å se ka mørketid virkelig e!

9 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Tromsø for the win!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Skjønne ikke at de synes at det e mørketid der nede, kan jo ikke sammenlignes med nord i det hele tatt :')

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

True true, but when you work inside during the day, it's still going to feel like it's never ending night. Ref: søring i Trondheim.

9 years ago | Likes 87 Dislikes 0

Even in Denmark it feels like this.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I feel like Trondheim is dark all the time. Western norwegian (Karmøy) in Trondheim!

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Oh my sweet summer child, try living in Troms or Finnmark.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Sørlending her. Lived both in Finnmark and Troms. Some of the best times of my life. Really enjoyed the nature and climate.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Were moving there in a few years actually

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

For real, talk to me when you've lived in Tromsø a few years.

9 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 2

Whatever, søring. Try living in Alta.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Was going to say exactly the same thing.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Alta? HAH, TRY living in Kirkenes!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Got friends there, and I also spent a lovely year in the army there, in a particularly remote shithole :)

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Bardu?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Skjold.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Å jesus. Kondolerer. God jul forøvrig.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

hehe , flott plass , kommer fra "nær" området , og nært i nordnorge er relativt :p

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ingen liker Mordor :/

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Mordor <3

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

As a Dutch person: what is this sunlight you speak of? Even during the daylight hours it's been grey as fuck here lately.

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Well, in Northern Norway, the sun doesn't actually come up at all. It's literally pitch black all day long.

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

In Australia it's light from 6am and dark at 7:30pm. It is summer here though

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The winters may be dark, but the summers aren't! Where I live (mid-Sweden) the sun does set, but in May-July the night sky stays bright :)

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's bright outside for about two hours around noon. Still no sun though...

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oof. I'd probably not survive.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

On the upside, if you go there during the summer, the sun never actually go down, so...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But then I wouldn't sleep! :(

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a Dane i'll just STFU and be on my way. :P

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Fun trivia: Denmark is so fucking clat that they rent civilian aviation radar services from Norway.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I live in northern Norway and we only get 2 hours of sun...It fucks u up a bit.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

It makes up for it during the summer....?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah almost forgot summer sun week! Every year the sun shines for a week then goes back on vacay to Florida the rest of the year haha.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I had the worst time getting used to that when I was living in norway. I was up in namsos and it was hell on my sleeping schedule.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm a little bit longer north than that. I live up in Mehamn and work as a fisherman there.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, like 4-5 hours of "light" here in western Finland. I haven't seen the sun in a week or so

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I was going to ask that... Must mess with your moods, sleep patterns, etc.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah but thank god I don't live there all year. I only live there for work then I take a month off over the holidays and go home to Iceland.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The home reset balances it out a lot.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*pats air with hands* Now, now... no need to argue about the sun guys. It's the season's-turn, we'll all get more light soon enough.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Finally found out what language uses the "ø"

9 years ago | Likes 241 Dislikes 4

Norwegian, Danish, Southern Sami, and Faroese :)

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Danish is using æ ø å too

9 years ago | Likes 108 Dislikes 1

I'm a little disappointed in you, gotta admit.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Swedish uses ö, which sounds exactly the same.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I didn't know Twenty One Pilots was a language

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It was. +1

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Is it the size matters song?

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Ja

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And then there's Iceland, here we have á, ð, é, í, ó, ú, ý, þ, æ and ö

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Áfram Ísland

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Damn. Kan jeg ha en smak?... i tried

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

あいうえお。。。

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

danes are the only ones who uses ø æ å, sweds and norwegians use something similar, but not æ ø å

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 36

Oy, guys. We invented the Å, and the danes mimicked us!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Uhm, pretty sure Norwegians use them too. (Source: I'm Norwegian, and look at this æøå)

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

No, you're mixing it up. Norwegian (bokmål) is directly derived from Danish, and uses æ ø å. Sweden has ä ö å.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

ahhh i see, always nice to be taught something new :) men hvad med nynorsk?

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

We (Norwegians) uses æ ø å as well.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

isn't it a variant of the danish ø æ å?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

what i always have been told :)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

exactly the same.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Det er i Sverige de bruger ö og ä istedet for ø og æ.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Sweden uses the same sound but it looks differently. å ä ö instead of Denmark and Norway's æ ø å. (And in another order too.)

9 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 1

It's å,ä,ö. Swedish person can confirm.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Personal question-do you work full-time? I'm in America and work 7:30-5:30 (sometimes to 6). So jealous of your schedule

9 years ago | Likes 468 Dislikes 4

11am to 7pm, I'm a sleeper.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

7,5 in Denmark. Or 37 hours a week... And I can manage the hours more or less as I like.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes, I work full time. It's 7,5 hours (8 including lunch). I eat at my desk so I kinda skip the 30min lunch break.

9 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 0

Finland here, 7,5 hours is what we usually do.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Torille!!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Resident in obstetrics & gynecology here. Min work day is ~12h, max is 28h. Bcuz medical education in the US is still all about hazing.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

To be fair, you want your residency to be hell and to see the worst patients so you don't kill as many people when you're on your own.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I work IT in a teaching hospital. I don't know how you residents do it, but keep on keeping on!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We used to do 36 on, 12 hours off, back in the day.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do you think that was good for your health? For your patients'? I've heard both answers so am just wondering about your honest assessment

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It isn't. That's why this shit only works in the U.S..

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

6am to 6pm sometimes 4am to 6pm for me. #WhatIsALife

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Where do you work at?

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I'm a truck driver in Australia

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 hr work day in Romania, private sector. From 3pm to 11:30 pm, because we work with the US. 8hrs/day is usually the standard here.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Working hours & lack of holiday days is what stops me emigrating to the USA from the UK. The price of things in Norway stops me going there

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 3

Try Sweden then ;-) alot like Norway but cheaper

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

What do you work as? In the UK you get much much more holiday than in the US.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you looked into our healthcare costs you'd never even think of moving here

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

uhm.. Half of the cost i USA.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nah, you can get insurance for less than half. Granted, you're paying for the priviledge of being too poor to use it...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well in Norway everything inside a hospital is free. Healthcare in Norway is 10% of GDP. Healthcare in US is 20% of GDP. thats what i meant.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you get private insurance , is it more than 8.5% of your income ?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What is private insurance?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What is private insurance?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why would you want to pay for private health insurance in Norway?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Why would you want to pay for private health insurance in Norway?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Why would you want to pay for private health insurance in Norway?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Why would you want to pay for private health insurance in Norway?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

What is private insurance?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What is private insurance?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What is private insurance?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No need for private insurance, as there is universal free(ish) healthcare.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What is private insurance?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why would you want to pay for private health insurance in Norway?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

What the fuck happened here?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why would you want to pay for private health insurance in Norway?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

8.30 am to 7pm with 1h of lunch time. I work in private sector in France.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

9am - 5pm : La Poste :)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'd be jealous too... if i had a work to go ????

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's a little unusual for an American..9am-5pm is the "standard" work day in US. Just depends on where you work/what you do

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Used to be more like 9-5 in America like Dolly Parton's song, didn't it?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Used to be. Now 8-6 is what I've found standard. Then work from home later and in weekends until you want to kill yourself.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Painful! And we get 5-6weeks paid vaccation too boot!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

US companies saw Japanese companies getting hours out of their employees while supporting families. US didn't bother supporting families tho

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Right, the bigger companies had a whole support structure for families. They are at work crazy many hours now though. Not effective work :(

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Law of diminishing returns doesn't matter when you can just turn over your employee base. Burn 'em out and replace 'em.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And pay less than living costs besides for some. I feel you. Merry christmas everyone!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We are working for 12-15 hours every day. It's normal in Japan lol

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I've heard this. Does anyone ever rebel/speak out about it to Japanese government? Seems like it can't be good for anyone's sanity...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Everybody's working hard, so why don't you work as hard as your coworkers or boss do? Peer pressure is so strong in our country????

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Montreal: I work from 8:30 - 4:00, 30min break. 5days a week. My SO works from 8:15-5:00 and get Friday off in summer.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Florida here! I work 9:30 to 6:30 with an hour lunch. My commute is an hour each way.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Does America have similar lunches? And do you get ice cream/pancakes/cake on Fridays? Seems the offices here all do.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In Mexico 9am-7pm (2-4pm lunchtime)

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Why not skip 2 hour lunch, and go home at 5pm?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You need to eat and u love your job not like in other countries that u have to work to pay the bills and survive here you really enjoy life

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

serious question: do they provide area's for your siesta, or you just like, sleep where ever....

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Usually we just go eat at any nearby place and chat for a while or just go back and chat at work before 4.No sleep or "siesta" in most cases

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

huh...thanks for the answer

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're welcome buddy

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've got a feeling that's what a lot of people's schedules look like, and I know I had to work even longer hours at one point out of college

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I work 8 to 4 with a total of an hours worth of breaks. Love my schedule.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

wtf that is one shitty schedule. My workday is 8-16...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

MWF I work 8-2 with an hour lunch, TR I work 10-3 with a 1.5 hr lunch. I get 12 weeks vacation. I work full time.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Where the fuck do you work lol

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

College professor

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Once you differentiated MWF and TR, plus the vacation I knew. I've worked as staff at a college for the last few years.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's long. Netherlands is usually 8,5hrs (lunch included) and 5wks paid vacation

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

By law you get 4 times your weekly hours as paid vacation, so thats 160 hours at full-time (40hrs). The 30min lunch is mostly not paid.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The 30min lunchbreak is mandatory when making more than 5,5hrs a day. You also have a mandatory rest period of 11hrs after every work day.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was just going to ask that... I often work 7:30-6ish mon-fri and then a handful of hours on weekends.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What do you do??

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm an office manager. There's a lot to do lol

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm an office manager. There's a lot to do lol

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In the US, I work a 9/80 schedule and get every other Friday off. Much better than when I worked 10-12 hours days 5-6 days a week.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

For some reason 9/80s mess with me. But I love 4/10s.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago (deleted Jan 13, 2018 9:21 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

go to sweden! lots of ethiopians there...and most people can get factory work..pays decent and you work 9h a day (well..8h..1h lunch )

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

You should also make one of these! Would love to see something like this from a very culturally different place.

9 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

Be willing to work like that in America you could make a lot of money.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

No, because they don't usually pay you extra. You just don't get fired.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

I'm in the US. I work 8:30 and leave by 4:00 most days. But I'm on salary and so long as the work is complete no one cares about a timecard.

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

but what about NEXT WEEK'S DEADLINE!?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That's the trade off. I do have to work some extended hours every once in a great while. They do give us unlimited vacation days though.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm in the UK and do 8-4 with 30 mins lunch. Pretty much everyone I know does that, or 9-5.

9 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

7:30 - 16:00 here 1 hour unpaid lunch, shortest work days I've ever done

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Same in the US.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I reckon lots of construction workers (sparkies, plumbers, carpenters etc) work 7-15?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm in the US and work 11am-10pm with an hour lunch but i chose this and only work 4 days a week.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Most of the civilized world has decent work hours. Then again we can't all be free like America *sigh*

9 years ago | Likes 223 Dislikes 13

As in, work for free or lose your health coverage?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Free to go bankrupt when we get sick

9 years ago | Likes 58 Dislikes 2

I'd rather be not "free", than to have to work 10 hours a day in a regular basis...

9 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 4

Exactly

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Most people work 8 hours a day, 10 hour days is usually factory work and stuff like that and you'd only work 4 days a week.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

ha... 10 hours a day... right... as a lead I'm lucky if i get out after 13 hours, and thats regular compared to my managers

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Same. I'm a game producer in the US. I'm lucky if I get a 9 hrs day (1hr lunch). 10 hr days are not uncommon and no overtime pay.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also, i would call Norway more "free", than the U.S.

9 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 2

American reporting. It's true, freedom is relative to your income and class.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Except when you're in norway and can just go to NAV.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A normal workday for a norwegian is 7,5 hours. 8 hours at work, but minus 30 minute lunch.

9 years ago | Likes 266 Dislikes 3

Pretty much the same thing in Aus.

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Is that Australia or Austria?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

THe country being called Österreich Austrians would probably abbreviate with Ö.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Austria is actually abbreviated AUT! Now you've learned your new thing for today!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Also, many construction workers work 8 hours a day, but then only work 5,5 hours on fridays

9 years ago | Likes 59 Dislikes 1

In stockholm, and if you live outside of stockholm, you full time work three 12 hours shifts mon-wed. Then you off work rest of the week.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I work 10 hour days and 6.5 hours on fridays. Work in a construction site in Oslo

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

But you should get paid overtime for the extra hours according to the tariffagreement.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

holyshit, I haven't thought about that before...

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago (deleted Dec 25, 2016 2:25 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

then I might be there until 8:30 so I usually skip it.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Christ! Thumbs up for capitalism, amirite?

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

got home an hour ago

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I work in Norway with the perfect worktime of 7.5hours including lunch :-)

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Same in the Netherlands!

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

adopt me

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm too young to have kids.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't care, I want legal weed! Also I can pay you five bananas a week as rent, maybe throw in some carrots too.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sorry, maar nee dat is het niet. Pauze is niet (verplicht)betaald dus zie je vaak 8u - 17u waarvan 1u onbetaalde pauze is.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

PS. En ik heb heel vaak inderdaad ook 8.5 uur gehad, waarvan een half uur pauze. Wat ik nu doe is niet arbo-verantwoord, dus dat telt niet.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dan verschilt het per werkgever denk ik. Mijn moeder heeft bv. een half uur pauze, onbetaald, en dan die 8 uur dus eigenlijk is het 8.5 uur.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8,5 is de norm. Veel werkgevers doen 30min extra onbetaald om te compenseren voor rokers. Heb je geen gezeik met de niet-rokers.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hungary: 8 work hours + 0.5hours lunch time

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Im Norwegian and work 7,5 including lunch (full time)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hva jobber du med?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Snekrer benker, potetkasser, paller osv. Friår etter vid. så helt grei jobb for å tjene litt, ferdi om 2 uker da så blir det reiser :)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Portugal, 8h work plus 1h to lunch 'cause we eat a big meal at lunch, just like dinner

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Germany same; work faster, not longer

9 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 0

found the German!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Smarter not faster

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Scandinavian is awesome. Where only 35 miles (the european version) afar from each other! Hello neighbour!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

norway is crazy...5 weeks paid vacation...no taxes in december.... an arm and a leg is the price for a pizza... and so on

9 years ago | Likes 78 Dislikes 4

Pay more taxes other months, especially July I believe. Adds up to the same, but you get a bit of leeway with money in December.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

and not really no tax in desember , first of its Half tax and you compensate by paying more the rest of the year .

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

and half tax for most is 20% and 40% the rest of the year

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not really payed vacation , you employee puts a way 12% of your annual salary and pay out when you take you holiday

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

but we have one thing that you will think is crazy , you get 2 years of unemployment pay if you get laid off 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

60% ( up to a limit ) of you original salary a year , am getting the max limit and its around 35k usd

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

you pay more 11 months, less 1 month, because gov dont think you can save up for xmas lol.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Yupp. idiotic in my opinion. But i have talked to several people who thinks it is so nice as they find it hard saving up money for christmas

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There are alot who is awful with handling money.. So it works. I dont think its mandatory though.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why is it crazy? Why shouldn't it be like that everywhere? Or even better? What, so billionaire owners can get richer?

9 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 4

Just goes to show how conditioned us Americans are to dealing with a lot of shit. Overpriced healthcare/education, no maternity leave, etc

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Y'all need some socialisms. Heck, mandating a standard work week (you can voluntarily work more, with strict regulations for overtime pay) 1

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

They are totally brainwashed. Bernie was the best but never had a chance

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

actually means more jobs for more people, since they then need to hire more people to fill the hours. Then all you need to do is get a 2

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

not crazy to me...i'm from sweden...so fairly normal... but most places doesn't have it this good! ^^

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And Paid maternity leave for EVERYONE. For a year. And the dad is entitled to a 10 week portion of it.

9 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1

Dad HAS to take 10 weeks of it :( The mother only has to take 4 weeks. the rest is divided as the couple see fit.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

That seems weird to me. Why is the father forced to take off more time? Is it taking care of the mother? What is the reason given?

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

the time the father stays home the mother go to work , normally as a father you take the 10 weeks at the end of the year.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Gender equality and attachment to the kid. The father should also form a bond with the baby. He doesn't HAVE to but it's forfeited otherwise

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

1. The reason was to force men to take their vacation time to be home with the kid. So that the women could get more equal work opportunity.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

i dont know what i would do with myself with 10 weeks off, it seems like a chore to take off a few days because i still have to make work up

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

something wrong then! i would go crazy without the 6 to 8 weeks i get yearly. Plus 4 days off in a row once a month. Craaazy

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

well you'd be taking care of a babby, obviously.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Done that twice so far only 1 week tho :(

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is not how it works actually. We pay more taxes the other 11 months to pay less taxes in december.

9 years ago | Likes 63 Dislikes 0

that sucks! i figured you'd just get december for free cause fuck it! we got oil!...or something

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So you can buy a house, a new car and any other expensive things in December with zero taxes?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yes.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nah, it only affects income tax. We still have vat and other taxes

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago (deleted Dec 26, 2016 5:03 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

It's more along the lines of us having a lot of different state paid services. Free healthcare for everyone and free cash for jobless etc.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Im 8 beers into the evening, so im having trouble grasping your question. Can u rephrase it? :)

9 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

If 6 bananas fall down the stairs does the moon get close to the earth because of taxes that the US puts on north atlantic sharks?

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

I'm 0 beers in and had trouble grasping that question.

9 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

It's not you. I can't understand him either.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0