BloodyPussyFart
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I had garlic bread too.
I woke up with this unbelievable craving for lasagna. Which I filled. I filled it so much.
Feb 24, 2017 7:48 PM
BloodyPussyFart
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I had garlic bread too.
I woke up with this unbelievable craving for lasagna. Which I filled. I filled it so much.
chadwich
Hope you realize how much salt you just ate. RIP your insides.
Belligerentlee
loltawm
I literally did this today and didn't even think twice about it until just now.
pxpress
@ITouchMyselfWhileThinkingAboutLasagna
emkev
PlanetExpress5tockholder
How do you feel about Mondays, Garfield?
TheBurgerKingIsHere
You have cravings like I do. People tell me I'm crazy that I'll eat a whole pan of Stouffers. It's like I never get full from it.
Nolerama
Ihrtbeer
Wait which family size? They have a 38 Oz, a 57oz and like a 90oz
jimbobthecaveman
Theres another way too eat a stouffers "family" sized lasagna?
wergerberger
I am proud to have known you. Myocardial infarction imminent
DutifulUpvoter
Buddy77
Dracoshroob
Are you cheif clancy wiggum
GrammarPoliceSergeant
If you've live alone you are the family so no problem
iamnotyourfather123111
Let's be real, how pregnant are you? Because I ate a whole tray of brownies I made that was "suppose to be" for the family when I was prego
SenatorHillaryIAmStillInTheRaceClinton
Garfield?
YouBetterNotBeJackingOffToBillyMaysInThere
GARFIELD YOU LAZY CAT
dontrike
That's the appetizer, what was the entree?
downvoteacct
I did stuff life that when I was single.
IAMTHEREALWILLYWONKA
I work for the division that makes this, I want to personally thank you. You and your fellow lasagna eaters keep the lights on for us.
OfficialBenderRodriguez
How to make this post better: Move "sized" down with the bottom text
WellWellWellLookWhoItIs
My arteries are clamping up just at the thought of how much sodium and saturated fat you consumed.
blow14me
Is there one for the darkening void that has been slowly filling my chest?
LegitDonics
In your defense the "family size" is only big enough for two people
nonamejanie
Hellll yeah! Murcia!
IcemanChilled
Prediction: Tomorrow you will also fill the toilet, fill it so much.
Eammeny
*cough* username....
Gak44
I'd estimate six perfectly symmetrical red bricks
un4spyder
And only some of it will be blood!
exlurker42
That's....fuckin impressive actually.
OfficialUsernameChecker
We can only aspire to OP's greatness
BloodyPussyFart
Well i feel like a half ton piece of shit right now. So don't be.
exlurker42
Oh I'm impressed with the gastronomic feat, but not with you as a person. No worries.
BloodyPussyFart
I was referring to that too. Haha.
ImLukeSkywalkerImHereToRescueYou
Eating a whole frozen pizza is one thing, but those lasagna's are seriously meant to feed a large family.
SaltismySugar
I MUST TRY THIS, LASAGNA IS MY FAVORITE FOOD!!
ssplif
Famry?
BloodyPussyFart
I'm this case the large family was my 185 lb body.
Katalliaan
How big of a lasagna are we talking? I may or may not have eaten one meant for 3-4 people in one sitting before...
Byrhtnoth
3600 calories. You ate a day and a half of calories for an average sized man.
ChucklePuss
Are you a bodybuilder or triathlete or something similar?
BananaForScaIe
Wut? They're like 650g... They're meant to feed a family who ALSO prepared 2-3 sides... Sauce: Canadian agency marketing lead for Stouffer's
ravagefox
Haha, 'sides.' Haha, 'serving suggestions.'
StonerCatJay
Lol no. I have a family of 7, granted my mum is a vegetarian and two of my sibling are kids, but that's still 3 adults, a teenager, and 2
Wuesty93
As a guy whos 155lbs, I eat about half the party size because. Party size just tastes better to me.
StonerCatJay
(2) kids, and one lasagna is enough for us.