those are some very prominent ear tufts and distinct face mask borders for snowy owls, pretty sure its a different species of genus bubo, but those fuckers have some huge-ass distributions with dozens of local varieties, plus juvenile and subadult plumages differing, without location data thats a hassle...
Owls are some of the slowest flying birds in the world. If the wizards want to know why their mail's late, maybe they should blame a set-up designed to deliver the mail late in the first place.
The wizards can teleport, and so can the house elves. Why not hire some of them to deliver the mail? It would be infinitely faster! It would be fucking instant!
forbiddenfleshlight
Imgur porn is wierd
retrostone21
That's that egg laying face she got on right there!
measuredby5
And their eyes are closed. The original meaning of swapping spit.
DrKonrad
grimmgaming
Who knew owls could have so much rizz
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Fulustreka
How do you know that?
zortroz
Hyzenthlay021
Gasp! I'm telling the Mods!
iananimated
"Dammit, everything I want use to touch you with is sharp and deadly!"
FaceDeMarde
Get a room
Wirefish
I love the feather holding!
bloxxing
owl sex is weird.
Roldsolog
The Magnificent Horny Owl
martineb72
2 female snowy owls just hanging out as roommates. Just life long friends. Not even a juvenile male would be as barred as them.
Fulustreka
How do you know that?
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Fulustreka
Don't worry, now that I decorated your nickname, I won't ask you anything more. But GET OUT of my posts.
You're not welcome with your rudeness.
RecurringNightmare
those are some very prominent ear tufts and distinct face mask borders for snowy owls, pretty sure its a different species of genus bubo, but those fuckers have some huge-ass distributions with dozens of local varieties, plus juvenile and subadult plumages differing, without location data thats a hassle...
AlienJeffries81
Get a roost!
roboirishrumpelstiltskin
And then they FUCKED
thebonesofmyancestors
And then they PLUCKED?
guardian19d
Right now, there are 2 wizards wondering why their mail is late.
Jackpot7777777
Owls are some of the slowest flying birds in the world. If the wizards want to know why their mail's late, maybe they should blame a set-up designed to deliver the mail late in the first place.
CreativeToAFault
The wizards can teleport, and so can the house elves. Why not hire some of them to deliver the mail? It would be infinitely faster! It would be fucking instant!
Berrai7
Owls aren't even very wise, you would probably get wrong mail all the time
Thorbane
Owls are some of the dumbest freaking birds there are. Their night vision optimized eyes take up most of the room in their skull.
HisDudness
So what you're telling me is I should have a pet pigeon if I go to Hogwarts, yeah?
Zeterai
Get a cassowary. They might not fly, but you'll know nobody's tampered with your mail.
gilliamv
The pigeon is the transport, the owl is the server, the cassowary is the firewall.
Zeterai
Healer, tank, DPS. Got it.
CorGoBrrrr
That can't be right. We all know JK Rowling is an expert on biology. /s
StewedTomaters
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gilliamv
Additional image for your future use.