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Oct 26, 2017 8:01 PM
elGrandeWanger
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indoseth
Lie
TrustMeImABassist
And all the train clapped
muwka
Turned red got flustered apologized profusely- probably what actually happened
trigger60
So the guy was dating his sister?
potatoardvarkhybrid
family reunion?
Zetor
Maintain dominance, peg both
CommunistLama
DAmn for a split second i read "dude catches me chocking out his girlfriend.."
peacefulwarlord
That's one of my go to drink lines
mccar7hy
Hmm
boogertown
Not really
KittyMamma229
Still got punched??
CheesyPoofsWithSomeFavaBeansAndANiceChianti
Wait, there are dudes out there who mind having their girlfriend checked out? I guess I don't because I'm not a hypocrite.
Enohpoxas
Was this in Alabama?
BeautifulSound
OMG the first time I read this, like 5 hours ago, I read it as CHOKING. No wonder I was buttfucking confused.
heyletsbefriends
why?
DiuhBEETuss
Always downvote Confession Bear
PmMeGifsForSauce
Neither of those would go over well in the real world.
Kiore
Neither does my approach of waggling my eyebrows and saying it wasn't her I was checking out.
PmMeGifsForSauce
Keep trying. You're bound to land one.
jayhawker33
And that man's name? ALBERT EINSTEIN
LivinginLuling
Checking me out is the ultimate compliment to my husband. His wife is attractive so he must be doing something right.
IronicUsername
Boast bear makes another appearance.
Uzernaime
Plot twist: Girlfriend was black, dude was white.
Dionysus187
I'm gonna fuck your girlfriend.
Superflash4
Like that's any better...
iPretend
Sometimes when I'm feeling anti-social I'll ask a dude, "you got a sister? You look like you'd have a hot sister..." and see how that goes.
patvince
depending on which part of the country you're in, this could make things better or worse.
krugle
And then OP woke up.
brandsilven
That dreams' name? Albert Einstein.
h3nna0jisan
SnailsAgainstTungstenSpheres
And the whole bus applauded
IhaveWAYtoomanyfetishes
And it was actually his sister he thought was hot
IDrinkTeaInBritish
27yoUGLYvirgin
But actually op's a bug and woke up on his back.
trippintherift
In the icu
rookie23
...p
justanotherannon
Many years ago, walking with my girlfriend a dude said this to me. I died laughing.
mydailydoseofantidepressantsisyourbooty
Honestly don't give two shits if you're checking out my SO. I'm dating her cuz I think she's hot. I would hope others thought the same.
BNabs
I've seen this post on here lots. I also don't see how it's funny?
Allofyoush
"you couldn't possibly have a chance with someone like that"
cjbates2354
You’re fun at parties
uoeno
I think that he's trying to save himself but makes it even worse?
LabiaCrust
He’s saving himself from wrath of a bigger, stronger male who has copulated recently by saying he mistook his GF for his sister.
27yoUGLYvirgin
Who has copulated recently. Wow. Made me giggle significantly. Thank you.
BNabs
Yes I understood it, but checking out someone's sister isn't gonna go down any better, plus you then insult the angry guy
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rasengHero
Twll them, aren't you going to far?
TurtleOnTheRocks
Is objectifying his sister any better?
LoquaciousDude
Objectifying my ass, get a life
daniic233
Lol my brother wouldn't give 3 shots, I guess it depends
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Anonawesome
Downvoted by people without sisters I guess? Almost laid out my mom's bf when he was drunk one night. I'll break fingers for family.
TurtleOnTheRocks
Okay but that's wayyyy worse than any other guy checking her out. Disgusting
LabiaCrust
You are not going to incur the wrath of a male by looking at his sister as he can’t mate with her. He sees his girlfriend as his alone.
YeetPirate
Maybe I'm just too protective of my sister... she's not allowed to know boys exist until she's 30
MyOcIsContent
I love guys like you, because it turns women into absolute freaks. Keep up the good work