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Nov 15, 2016 7:52 PM
WubbaLubbaDubbDub
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railgap
"when no one else is around", see, you get it, so it's okay. like Top Comment said.
MmmmMickeyTankBank
Do you need help with that since you're a grown assman?
eveninthefuturenothingworks
It's what you do with it after you've picked it that defines you
PonyRidingBronie
It's what you do with it when no one's looking that defines you.
adamstaylorm
Everyone picks their nose. It's what you do after that defines you.
weeshful
I pick my nose without regard to who's around
rmcb62
The only reason I have post-it notes are to wipe my boogers on them.
justafake
If you say you don't you're lying...
jimmyandtheslimburger
I pick my nose in front of people, I'm jealous of your self control
dmay1210
This is a given. Don't need to expound on it.
Jrhoney
If you aren't supposed to pick it then why are the nostrils finger sized?
ToeJamMcBoogles
Due to our ancestors picking them so often they got bigger
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shnickawaturtle
needless to say.. I have large nostrils
Monkeygun31
No. No you are not
TheWholeBlueberryExperience
Only the crusty shit. I haven't eaten it since I got out of college.
DeadnCold
Why would being an adult preclude you from picking your nose? The fact you don't do it in front of people is adult enough.
Schmooooo
What bothers me is the people in the car next to you who feel like it qualifies as “no one else around”
CephalopodLodge
Everyone masturbates, everyone picks their noes, and everyone poops
ThylacineThatCominAMileAway
I've moved on to Auto-fellatio.
Dalylah
Since you're Bendy you don't need Pokey.
ollikahn
Sir, This Is A Wendy's
MargoMcKnew
Lookin at these comments like "Y'all Need
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BeatsBearsBattlestarGallactica
I'm sorry but when it's hard and not gooey how is a tissue supposed to help?
shadowsdustwind
Picking your nose isn't what defines you, its what you do after that does.
Grubenwolf
I'm always picking my nose. Gotta get those pesky boogers out somehow. So satisfying when you get that big one that blocks the airways.
TheDashingViking
When you pick JUST the right one, that nose-flake gigantic piece of dried up snot. Hnnnnng.
classybroad
Or you get that tiny rubbery one that turns out to be a six inch snot snake lodged in your frontal lobe.
WubbaLubbaDubbDub
LargeVarge
How do you make a tissue dance???? You put a little boogie in it.....
TheGreatClockworkJohnson
What's an assman
hamburgersthecornerstoneofanynutritiousbreakfast
@razor10000
TheGreatClockworkJohnson
Well you definitely aren't wrong there
chocomallow
Someone who prefers butts to boobs.
Mooshlie
Billy Gunn?
darthOnion
OP
ColleenRW
I'm a grown ass woman who does the same thing
Sirsir94
Everyone does. Its a natural human function. Like pooping, but through your nose. Speaking of-
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eli808
Jesus Christ, I wish I hadn't watched that!
HousePest
That's what happens if you don't pick your nose.
ithoughtyousaidimalrightspider
When no ones around?
imabadger
This.
IdiotMcNoobtard
In other news I pee in the shower
fathersisterberzerker
I pee in your shower too.
gmaverick019
It's honestly hilarious that some people are *vehemently* against this, I don't get it at all....it's pee, and it washes down the drain.
bigblueballsack
I do it when my girlfriend isn't looking then put it between the couch cushions
SmileHighSteve
beautifulpeanutbutter
I flick mine across the room
TheDino
If you flick them across the room, they simply disappear into dust for no one to find.
mijiza
My husband puts his on the dog sometimes -_- Rather it be on the couch cushions
BeatsBearsBattlestarGallactica
I do it when my boyfriend is looking. I give no shits. My nose is dry and uncomfortable they must come out.
ZoooBug
Haha, I do this too. Also have a habit of picking while driving. The side of my car seat is covered.
goodguyC
Yup!!!
aforkintheeyecureseverything
Damn toddlers.
CHarbringer
Okay okay what?
HazeRiot
I just flick it out the window
ZoooBug
I live in Washington, it's often to cold or rainy to have a window open.
0GreatSnakes0
Yep same here. Until I sold my old car and forgot about the car seat boogers. I feel sorry for the dude that bought my car....
ZoooBug
Hahah, I may be guilty of that too. But I don't feel bad, cause the guy got a really great deal on my car.
nowinaminute
My husband puts his bogeys under the dining room table. Before we gave it to a friend I spent a good hour chiselling them all off.
dmay1210
Well, thx for sharing that disgusting tidbit.
Kharv
That's legit the grossest thing I've heard all day. Well done.
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TheDino
I did a job installing furniture in cubicles. Whenever we found a desk with tons of boogers we called it out loudly for their coworkers.
mthrndr01
Well that's fucking gross.
BeatsBearsBattlestarGallactica
Had a roommate who borrowed a mattress for the time he spent with us. Wiped his boogers on the side of the mattress. No not on the sheet.
QueenCole
Why didn't he do it? They were his boogers after all.
nowinaminute
'He'll never notice'
Greenman1730
Ahhh! Yuck.
jewjiffshoes
What a fucking pig.
Homeblest
Fucking wat...i'd prefer him eating them x)
IveBeenFramed
Or you could have used hot water and cut that time in half at least.
nowinaminute
What...and then have warm booger water running down my arm? No thanks!
IveBeenFramed
Hot water on a scrubby pad, dingus. Instead you got flicked dried booger all over your floor.