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it's the way you tell 'em.....
Dec 23, 2019 10:00 AM
ash2aminkhan
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ThrockmortonTheSkateboarder
I'm sure that happened. This screams afterwit.
Kregular365
Dad, that you?
threemetalbeacon
Wow. I'd hate to meat someone like that.
finetoroastasimamarshmallow
It was a misteak
IWasACatAllAlong
She probably didn't hear him.
whenifinallyscorewithmarieantoinette
All the best comedians started at Aldi before booking bigger clubs. Bill Burr... bunch of others.
Polaris1961
Chuckle snort heehee hurghahahaha!
pinhero
Should never gamble with a joke like that in Aldi; sometimes the steaks are too high.
Pally01
Cashier looking under her till: "What's this bread doing here?" Me: "It's just loafing about." Other customer: *disgusted look.*
735824
That's a dumb thing to say, I'd steak my life on it.
vinylspear
Most coffee tastes like dirt.
HenryLongfellowIII
Not Kopi Luwak.
theOmazingJobyTheDog
I have a metal credit card and people always comment on it's weight. I always say "the more debt, the heavier it gets". No one ever laughs.
VastMajorityRule
Perhaps the joke is so true, the punchline crushes thier soul.
theOmazingJobyTheDog
Yea maybe it's just too dark
g1tdat
People are just lame. I was eating and a lady had her sandwich fall on the ground, half in the wrap. I started counting 1,2.. she got mad.
ImTheJuggernautBricks
That's why it's called Show Business, not Show Friends.
raysandshine
Misteak on her part
tuffguy428
Steak and Aldi in the same sentence?
sleeplessdreams
Well the steaks are not so high anymore...
SnowpersonHitInTheFaceWithALackOfCreativity
My brain must remember this. Please brain, just give me this one
PimpinKen
I miss aldi's .
Morepowerfulthansupermanbatmanspidermanandtheincrediblehulk
Saw someone delivering a big roll of bubble wrap and asked what do you normally wrap that in. 1000 yard stare back.
SweetZombiJesus
I guess he mistook your humor for abject stupidity.
angryscreechingnoise
he was looking at the trench opposite no-man's land.
Araknifobia
I worked in a warehouse that sold bubble wrap and it is stored in a box.... that has styrofoam lining
cfbshank36
Hmm.... seems a bit excessive and unnecessary lol
NotIntoTheWholeBrevityThing
An udderly rare missed steak on her part. Your pun had the chops but maybe she had to hoof it. Don't be cowed by this - keep being bullish!
2ndcharm
Lpmqq
middleburgh
it's the way you tell 'em.....
StartedAtTheBottomNeverLeft
Yeah you really need to sell this face
stirthepot
Then you have to ask if she gets it..
Sphinxycat
Should’ve slapped her in the chops
AddictiveTendancies
/a/iNuWycH
BoopScoopZoop
goddamnit. you made me snort at work.
ztygs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qk8Ed29mPc0
bunny808
She's shopping at Aldi's...so she's already having a bad day
mattsall
Probably didn't understand the americanism
BoltAurelius
Yeah. Minced his words.