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HolyHellJezebel
It should be progressive. Day 1- babies, day 2 - 2 & 3 year olds specifically potty training, day 3 - 3 & 4 year olds/picky eaters, etc.
ButterMyButtAndCallMeBiscuit
It's Caillou.
BionicToad
The voices on Bob the Builder will make you want to stab out your eardrums after the third time.
aesthesia1
No, also show them what an anal fissure us do they still imitating porn anal.
LapisScarab
I mean this is kinda the way sex ed is in some places, just people giving you vague scary reasons to not have sex and no real info.
MyOwnWorstFriend
We need sex Ed, but comprehensive, not abstinence only. It's been proven that it just makes it worse.
knasitaket
The scare tactics never actually work. This has been proven by numerous studies. Just give the fuckers some rubbers and tell them to enjoy
Dyslexicglove
This may just make them want babies. I didn't want kids, until I took over caring for my niece while my sister went through PND.
primusinterparus
Europe has a negative birth rate. Their sex ed has starting teaching kids HOW to have kids.
Suravik
I'm not saying we don't need better sex ed, but how fucking complicated is fucking?
Suravik
The downvotes suggest at least 3 people think sex is complicated
plainoldfool
Our baby is teething. Holy shit balls. She's not in terrible pain but please go the fuck to sleep.
Buttopotamous
Why is he holding a whole marijuana?
patulator
Daddy finger daddy finger where are youuuu?
NatesSauceLab
Nope. Parent of three. Seriously- only non-parents complain about the fear and of parenting. We're pros at this shit.
vraptorsteel
Health class would make a who,e lot more sense if it were taught by science teachers instead of gym teachers.
frostedflakesaregrrrrrreat
Where I teach (math) it is taught by health teachers...
Manieman
You shouldn't have kids if you are going to let them cry for that long they cry because they are hungry or tired or just want attention
Manieman
It's not that hard stop putting down having kids if you don't have any
ilovereubensandwiches
I saw this on my mom's FB. Thankx
Xaoney
I watch my Lil brother when my mom is not around and it's been like that for so long now. I even start to like the show he watches
deinfavorit
Get your kids BC or condoms. It's not about abstinence, it's about fucking responsibly. Cause they are going to have sex anyway.
Honorius77
Depends on the kids. A fair number do hold off till marriage or at least a solid relationship after high school.
Honorius77
Note that I totally agree about presenting BC and protection as alternatives however if need be.
deinfavorit
When I was in school nobody wanted to wait until marriage, especially not the boys.But I have no idea about the situation in other countries
Honorius77
1) It's an upbringing thing to a large extent from what I saw growing up-a lot of the things people think teaches abstinence dont, and
Honorius77
2) with such a primal urge its hard to expect perfection with any group.
LPD42
No, teens are still gonna fuck. I've been in HS with girls who didn't know how to get bc pills, but still sexually active, talking about 1/2
LPD42
2/2 "falling down the stairs haha" when they were late. Sex-makes-babies is a shallow, shitty, puritanical sex-ed that's helping nobody.
Kitastrophe
And yes, I knew a few girls who thought like that in jr high/high school
Kitastrophe
It's not gonna decrease sex, but it might keep the ones who think having babies in HS will be fun/easy from doing that, which helps
heinleinfan
I knew girls in HS that would steal their mom or big sisters' pills, and take one the night they had sex, thinking that's how it worked.
heinleinfan
Worse, I knew women above drinking age that thought you inserted them vaginally. Sex ed is horrific and dangerous in this country.
someONEgood
How are you blaming their ignorance ON sex ed? Their ignorance is a product of NOT being educated, not vice versa.
heinleinfan
I'm talking about the SEX IS FOR BABIES AND MARRIED PEOPLE, YOU'LL BURN IN HELL IF YOU HAVE SEX OUTSIDE THESE PARAMETERS type of sex ed.
LivingInYourIntestines
To be fair, even the most comprehensive sex ed can't cure stupid. Citation: I work in one of those sex ed/STD clinics.
heinleinfan
This was women that bought them black market because of the shame of trying to get them legally, who'd never been taught about them.
deinfavorit
May I ask what country you're talking about? Bible belt murica?
heinleinfan
It's not just Bible Belt. Every state has it's redneck areas that are EXTREMELY conservative. But yeah, definitely America.
deinfavorit
Ok, because it also could've been some catholic country in South America for example.
themuttonisniceandlean
When I taught HS, they gave the kids a fake baby that woke all hours and cried for no reason.
dephress
In my day it was a sack of flour. Much less stimulating.
Sugarblade
They did this for me. It was up all night. Meanwhile, the one my friend got had dead batteries so he just slept in until 11 the next morning
Sprightlytuba11
Sounds about right.
LivingInYourIntestines
In my HS that 'childcare' class was taken by low achieving girls who wanted an easy A. They were in for the time of their lives.
ilovereubensandwiches
Schools don't do that anymore. Unfortunate
thefangirlfiles
The school I teach at does this. One of my students got pregnant at 14, so when she had her sophomore-level health class and electric 1/2
thefangirlfiles
Baby, she kept saying what a breeze the fake baby was compared to her daughter.
KRicci
I was up late all the time with homework and projects that it would have been very detrimental to sleep any less. I would have been angry.
badluckwaldo
Our teacher "randomized" it. I'm assuming she programed the worst for her least favorite students.
Glasgow351
Back in my day, we had a raw egg that we kept for a week. If it broke, you got an F. Had to carry it everywhere we went. Everybody got an F
vietarmis
A recent study proved that those dolls increased teen pregnancy rates. Hilarious!
RageCuddles
Good thing I paid a grade 8 girl $15 to look after mine for me. Dodged a bullet!
Buckbeak1486
I just watched a video in 5th grade.
Einsteiger
Our teacher made us write a dictionary for all different terms for the vagina and the penis.
Buckbeak1486
That's awful! I'm sorry.
KittyLiz
So far long term studies have shown that those babies increased the teen pregnancy rates where they were used.
Venturite
Source? I believe you, but I'm afraid someone won't believe me.
KittyLiz
http://www.chicagotribune.com/lifestyles/health/ct-robot-babies-teen-pregnancy-20160830-story.html -the overall, study from Australia
DickCheneytheDefilerBanned
My daughter never did that shit. She did like watching curious George with me at 2 am at around 18 months to 3 years old
DickCheneytheDefilerBanned
And by liked she would crawl in my bed, smoosh my face until I got up and carried her to curious George time. Then she'd sleep on me
DickCheneytheDefilerBanned
Till she was ready for breakfast. I really miss it when she was that little.
ArinL
I was a teen mom. (16 but graduated HS and College on my own) and brought my son to health class to talk about how hard it was. Remember 1/
themuttonisniceandlean
I took my son in for a CT and one of my old students who was a teen mom was the nurse. I was SO proud of her and told her so.
ArinL
I hope your son was ok! I bet she loved hearing that. Some of us refused to be a statistic. I wanted my son to be proud of what I did.
ArinL
When he cried during it an I had letdown that soaked my whole shirt. The look of horror was better than any birth control.
NoMrBondIExpectYouToDie
Good for you for graduating OP :)
ArinL
TY. I graduated top of my class. My son will be graduating HS this year with honors.
NoMrBondIExpectYouToDie
You should be so proud you worked hard for it. Congratulations!
StripTheFleshSaltTheWound
They didn't even bother with sex ed when I was in school and I'm still in my 20's.
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StripTheFleshSaltTheWound
I just meant that I'm young enough that it was odd for my school to not even bother.
linkshacker89
I'm gonna guess abstinence only was his state's plan.
OkNowKith
he meant the 1920s...
cking1
I went to a Catholic middle school and we had a unit called valuing values. that was the extent of our sex ed
ArinL
Our Catholic HS had more teenage pregnancies than all the schools in our town. They even had maternity uniforms.
didyoueverhearthetragedyofdarthplagueisthewise
Murica!
RageCuddles
Must be, we had sex ed class every year in the UK starting from age 9.