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1. Anyone know that Megan Fox has a lingerie line that she models herself? I didn't.
2. Wife told me my Vday gift was late, that it "Wasn't much" but its coming.
3. Internet history used during homework revealed what exactly she meant by "Not much".
pushingchildrenintotraffic
Not all heroes wear capes.
DivineOlive
This website struggles with its DIFOT I've noticed. Has happened a few time.
xmaneds
I had to read your description in reverse order (3, 2, 1) to figure out what is on its way to you
BrownLabScout
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DudePlayinADudeDisguisedAsAnotherDude
She should make a line of thumb rings and model them herself.
DildoSwaggens
*thumb cozies
Loompafoo
.... toe thumbs. can't unsee
JimmyWalkerTexasRanger
Holy shit. That's good.
wheezingthejuice
I didnt realize people still let their history be logged. Step 1 Download Browser, Step 2 Change History Settings, Step 3 Search for TS porn
MechaNinja
I just browse private when I am on to something. Besides my brother who would never, no one in my family knows even how to access history.
MorgothReigns
Chicks rarely defile their chrome as much as us. It's not an immediate action for them.
wheezingthejuice
Lol, + 1 for the use of defile.
xmaneds
"it is a known issue, a bug that makes porn sites show up in error"
MorgothReigns
Brocode at its finest.
jeejeejerrycotton
She looks constipated.
themailmanchasesmydog
Someone should probably help her out with that.
DudePlayinADudeDisguisedAsAnotherDude
No. No anal with someone who is constipated. Unless you’re on the receiving end. You probably think breasts feel like bags of sand.
jeejeejerrycotton
I just want her to feel comfortable vOv
themailmanchasesmydog
Haha it was a joke dude. I was thinking more long the lines of amazon sugar free gummy bears and caffeine
DudePlayinADudeDisguisedAsAnotherDude
Yup. So was my comment. I didn’t downvote you.