Ignore skyrim sex mods, upvote the most useless and annoying piece of trash companion

Nov 7, 2016 11:20 PM

Panja123

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FP edit: Thank you so much for Front Page! Also Bethesda, please remove Lydia from the game

Ignore waifus, J'zargo supremacy.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Sacrificed that bitch to Boethiah as soon as I hit Lv30 and was attacked in the wilderness by her champion.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

-1 for 'ignore x, upvote y', and -1 again for insulting my favorite cargo ship

10 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 2

I find Marcurio to be the most annoying. "I am an apprentice wizard, not some packmule!"

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I use Alerria. The chick from the Azura temple. She can throw mad spells.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

FUCK OFF, LYDIA. Get away from the DOOOOOOOOOR

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Lydia is a god damn monster when she's carrying over 50 dragon bones and skin

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I am SWORN to carry your burdens...

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Until you fucking die on me, you mean. Really dropping the ball, Lydia.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Old reliable Lydia. She always ends up as a nanny for my kids.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I killed her by mistake two minutes after she joined me and that was that

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Ignore sex mods!? You're talking crazy talk!!

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I married her.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Since I used enchanting to make that drunken lout a real dragon killer people gave no excuse to say 'bad follower'.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mjoll4lyfe

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I heard she's sworn to carry your burdens.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She got killed in the first dungeon I went in after I got her as a companion. My Leroy Jenkins play style was too much for her lol

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*sigh* I am sworn to give you an upvote.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

On the first quest with her she got killed by a troll.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Am I the only one that has never used a companion at any point?

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Who the fuck carries all your cabbage and potatoes then?!

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Just about. I used Cicero for a while to hear his dialogue but mostly I don't like followers. I never know what they'll fuckin do.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

There are literally dozens of us

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who carries around your dragon bones then?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Lydia died yesterday. Dragon Priest.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shes always been great cannon fodder when I've tried to escape things I couldnt even hope to kill

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I hate lydia cause she died carrying all my dragon bones and scales and died and i had to leave so much behind.. why do others hate her??

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She was always my favorite, why did everyone hate her?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The tone of voice when she tells you she's sworn to carry your burdens, and she's apparently got a fetish for standing in your way.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I liked it, all your companions happily carried hundreds of pounds worth of shit. At least she had a little attitude about it.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nope. Worst follower is Farkas, or Fuckass as I call him. Completely worthless. Won't even soak up damage. Thank Talos he was only temporary

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My first playthrough I got distracted on his quest and forgot where I got him. He literally followed me the whole game and wouldn't die

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lydia is my BFF. JORDIS, now. There's a useless pile of human meat.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You can see Lydia doing what she does best... NOT FUCKING MOVING

10 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 3

command mode for the win

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Just shoulder charge them

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you ever get Faendal in Riverwood, dude will stand there and play the fucking flute in the middle of battle

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

He is useless

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wait I said Faendal but I meant Sven. Faendal is the dbag elf guy

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You can get Sven as a companion? I never could. I got Faendal.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hey thats my wife!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I sacrificed that bitch to Boethiah for a shiny new set of ebony mail.

10 years ago | Likes 95 Dislikes 4

How might one do this?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Boethiah's Calling quest: "lead someone to the shrine and slay them." Take Lydia on an adventure :)

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why not just make your own?

10 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 6

Aside from the main point here, she's still worth the sacrifice for regular ebony armor.

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

You don't even use it, you just throw it in the chest then 8 days later you're wondering where you put the damned thing.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

It's actually really good for a Heavy Armor/Stealth mix...

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ebony MAIL, not Ebony armor. It's a Daedric Artifact

10 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 0

I just hired the chick at the bar. Right before we got there she told me how much she liked adventuring with me :/

10 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

"Oh.. well that's gonna make this next part a little harder but I still think we can pull it off."

10 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Did you get the inheritance after? I got most of my gold back in the long run.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I sacrificed the battle mage from Riften and it gave me his inheritance twice. I made bank.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ahhhhhh. Don't think I did that one

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Boethia is a bit out of the way, and the quest only starts if you either go there or read a book about her. Shrine is east of Windhelm.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Please mind the dot ( . )

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You should. It has a sneak buff and poison cloak if you are crouched.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Which is odd cuz it's heavy armor

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have that and Lydia is still alive. I don't remember who I threw into the meat grinder >.>

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I sacrificed the guy from Solstheim who got a bunch of miners killed digging up a Nordic ruin. Can get two of his unique pickaxes that way.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#J'ZhargoForPresident

10 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Just wish I could marry him

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

J'Zhargo is upset that he was not selected to be next president, b-but there is still time.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Fuck yeah! uncapped level... but only knows shit spells..

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Can't you give him spell tomes and he'll learn them?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'll have to try that. beacuse if he's uncapped.. then i'll give him some expert level stuff (maybe master)

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

wait other people don't like lydia? she's the only companion i've ever used. I reload saves if she dies

10 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 3

Jordis or whatever in Solitude has much better dialog.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't affiliate with imperials. I slaughter them.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

My GF does the same. They're like besties. They even dress alike.....

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Because of how the game initially was followers did not levelup after you met them. The end result is that Lydia, the first follower you

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

meet was stuck at a very ineffective level. Kharjo was my favorite follower but him being stuck at level 8 by the time I got to 30 was very

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

difficult. Guy just died nonstop.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I personally have used Marcurio for the bee and bar Inn in riften. He doesn't get in the way because he uses magic and doesn't get in my way

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I have him now great in combat but I hate how arrogant and up himself he is. Always kicking off about carrying ny stuff

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Give J'zargo a chance. You will not regret it, he's hilarious. Give him all the staffs for extra hilarity.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I'm good I have a bond with Lydia. She is my friend.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Get Hearthfire, put her in charge of one of your mansions.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have special edition and no idea how to build houses lol

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Get in good with the nearest Jarl and he'll give you the deed to some land.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

try Inigo then and then come back and tell us what you think

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I also like Rumarin from Interesting NPCs. Used to run with Zora but Rumarin's funnier.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean no it's not that I think she's the best I know she isn't. But I get so attached to her. She's with me from the beginning

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Inigo is amazing, his constant quips on dragon soul addiction make me laugh.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh and the way he holds conversations with his horse. And the fact he gets out of the way. Yeah he's just god tier.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

and for those that love consistent things, he whispers as you are sneaking.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0