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Jun 20, 2014 10:30 PM
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Tuhrok
You're childhood was awesome XD
GradiustheFox
Plot twist: Raised by cat. 'Dangerous' part is being in the creek.
BangForTheBuck
You and mom and a cat named Bob
USO36
Last picture is priceless
minusthebert
That's when parents were like "maybe we should step in"
IAteTheUnicorns
Baby's first maul :')
wabalubadubdub
I'm guessing your parents are pro-abortion
reverseclopper
Nah, they're not pro-abortion, their pro abortionists. Most abortionists wouldn't even try to abort a fetus this advanced!
listeningincolor
"maybe we can use his college funds on a second honeymoon." -the dad, probably.
Aaron545
But don't they know humans have diseases?
Romaniak
Many years later: still hasn't realized parents were actually trying to kill him
wolfbyblood
My thoughts exactly
Somanyquestions
That really looks like a very young and playful bobcat.
jelliebellie
You had the makings of a Disney movie.
Dooood
...or an episode of "When Animals Attack"...
MrMcMillin
Your parents were irresponsible idiots and you're lucky to be alive. Congrats.
purpletimewooo
I'm sorry you obviously had a boring childhood.
LadyJedi
As unpredictible as wild animals are...I kind of feel the same way.
Goscar
They aren't dangerous if raised right! Neither are the lynxes.
williamtc
They didn't want you.
astrocouldyounaut
This is a series of failed manslaughter attempts.
intooblv
"Why... WHY WON'T YOU DIE?!"
SomeoneOnceSaid
This made me outright chuckle. +1
IGoosedTheMoose
It's just a bobcat. They are basically an overgrown house cat.
HowDoIgetNudez
Pretty sure this is pictures of a murder in progress
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NakedPterodactyl
Perhaps the toddler was unaware of this. Perhaps.
thechalange
To be fair, that baby looks perfectly ripe.
TheHawkNY
Bravo.
catfacemcgee
As a certified lynx, I can confirm this is how we murder infants.
CaptainAdventure
What did you have to do to get your certification? I'm looking to beef up my resume and open up more job opportunities.
dbrsong
Uh huh
Solkanarmy
a murder so ghastly that the spirit of the departed child has come back as a poltergeist to post these images on here himself?
Stadix
thisheretexasdude
I'm pretty sure these are pictures of Tarzan
CaptainCapitalAndHisPunctuationPals
Yeah! Someone save that poor Lynx!
MooseSK
Cats love to play with their food before they eat it.
coolwaterNJ
Rodney Dangerfield's childhood photos.
Masterdavis812
where it happened
RockTheBeaker
Ha!
DaveyG
love it when you think something and while you think it you read the comment which reads exactly what you're thinking while you read it
112864
the problem is with his clothes, the lynx don't know where to start, face? it's quite solid, hands? not tasty
RandomButFactuallyAccurateSnappleCapFacts
The last three pictures. Absolutely murder.
PaintedSlate
I'm gonna need a lynx to a reputable source on that.
ThatDirtyOldMan
I see what you did there. lol
valgrid
Open it in lynx!
NerdN1
Well, the situation has probably been resolved since then... one way or another. So, it wouldn't really be a murder "in progress."
hsalceht
is it illegal to like have a wild animal kill your baby if u decide it was a bad idea. like play in your backyard and cage/release a cougar
hsalceht
like a good distance away but close enough to be near ur baby and like have ur baby hold a raw steak
SpazmaticJ
Um, wut?
sequeezey
RIP OP
myownpics
'over' protective... how about just 'protective'?
FoozBabaganush
Because, sadly, you weren't their kid. You were just a lunch that kitty didn't want.
vincentvegasbook
So many trapezoids.
ianpaschal
Back in the day, many people kept photos on slides because we couldn't hook up the camera to the hdmi cable. Source: My own parents 80s pics
drew9000
I didn't even notice that until I saw your comment
KillingTheJoke1
When did faded trapezoidal memories become a thing? (that actually could be a band name BTW)
WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Faded Trapezoidal Memories with their hit single "But I've Always Wanted to Be A Triangle"
Scorpioli
I feel like I'm in 1st grade again!
HillOfBeans
I like 'em.
legoutilizationfornegatingcrisishierarchies
Thank you; my head was hurting and I couldn't figure out why.
112864
on imgur my head hurts more from the bad spelling rather than shapes :/
HungryPumpkn
Fuckin' quadrilaterals and their 4 side, 4 vertices shapes...
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JohnBrom
Denvercoder09
Wooop wooop woooop wooop
VectorVictor
That's the sound of da beast
CarlFisk
Slide viewer maybe?
isometimesgetreferences
the picture they didn't want you to see http://imgur.com/X3g5Kbe
thebiscuitsbutt
Give that lynx a baby. Lynxs' love babies.
thecrazedwombat
The Legend of Zelda: A Lynx to the Past?
KrinonValian
My god, as I saw this, I was listening to Majora Mask's clock town theme.
KallickObs
I upvoted you and I hate myself for it.
Makome
Adorable how it's playing with your jugular.
doctorman461
There is a missing final picture here and it is only of the cat.
Darcy27
Why are all the pictures keystoned?
UrMomsANiceLady
Did i just watch a baby die?
Mitte
"Sheila, put the baby with Robert, maybe one of them will be gone by the end of the day"
OracleForCheap
Suddenly, my childhood sucks. It didn't two minutes ago..
MOTHERFUCKINGGANESHA
But did you get eaten by a lynx?
Thundergoboom
I feel like mine was great after viewing this. But then again I have anxiety. so as an adult i am super careful. I only live, never alive.
TheyCallMeTheHiphopopotamusIgotFlowsThatGlowLikePhosphorous
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Royalflush908
That was oddly beautiful... Bravo
inspiringandfunnyusernamecoolheh
But then again smelling like Lynx at that age is not something to be proud of.
EllaWells
It never is, no matter how old you get.
RingRingRingRingRingRingRingBananaPhone
I'm torn between "Aw, cuddles!" and "I'm not 100% sure how I feel about this".
ImgurnariumOfDoctorGiraffus
As terrifying as it looks, a lot of animals always seem to instinctively not fuck with young of any species, so I'm on the fence as well.
ConeDrone
They will notice that the child is above them in hierarchy. Some animals react by trying to kill what's taking it's place.
ColonelObvious
You should get down from the fence, lots of people have fallen from those in zoos and got mauled
akaDream
Uh huh. Who do you want to fight to eat? Young or adult?
ImgurnariumOfDoctorGiraffus
Googling Interspecies Adoption and people like Tippi Degre is usually astounding, but you know, I'm still not sticking my own young in there
JosephDunaravich
Only the opposite of that.
ImgurnariumOfDoctorGiraffus
Googling Interspecies Adoption and people like Tippi Degre is usually astounding, but you know, I'm still not sticking my own young in there