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Someday I'll eat you.
Jan 6, 2018 9:31 AM
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PouringBongWaterOnSluts
Your cats broken
BobCaygeon
Good night, Westley. Good work. Sleep well. I'll most likely kill you in the morning.
puresapphirecrimson11
Weird dog you got there
ilsalta
“I will kill you, dismember you and swallow chunks of your fle...oooh yeah... chin scritches....”
suburbanhyena
awww, a murder lizard
Sexlexic
Damn it food stop with your scratches and fea-.....continue
RoxanneLaWin
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BameGoycolor
Probably still hurt
CommandoPG
Was I the only one who thought it was a leg at first?
gosanostra
idiots
MaryNoonan1967
I think it’s hungry. Feed it.
theitinerantnaturalist
@PhalanxYXY
jimjackboredom
nihilistdad
Fatten it a little first. Not much meat on such a scrawny alligator.
hotdropoclock
"Ima eat chu, nom nom"
Liveforthis
Baby alligators make the cutest sounds
ILikeAminalsAnFibshAnInsectsAnStuffAnThingsButNotPeople
I believe in him
AnIdiotWhoShouldBeShot
I'd be curious to see at what point will this person decide to get rid of it, what event will make them actually do it.
theitinerantnaturalist
Sometimes people just build ponds for their crocs and keep them in there.
BlessYourBeautifulHide
And they probably won't do it safely! For the alligator or other humans in the area.
PaulSmackageFromGrapevineTexas
BensonIsDead
Nice boots- to die in!
Beepbeepimsheep
Alkuam
Noodle nibble.
SunWyrm
This is why I hated working with pythons. Bitey fucks.
PrincessConsuelaBananaHammockTheThird
That's a boa.
ImBiggusDickus
Oh fuck! I know how that feels like.
Ialwaysupvotewinston
How bad does it hurt?
ImBiggusDickus
Very, then they like to grind their teeth into you and after you get them off it burns for a while.
dav3nasty
Probably worse in that location. Had a vaccine there one time. Worst shot ever. Sensitive area.
ImBiggusDickus
I bet she bled like crazy, their teeth digs deep.
salmmon
That is definitely not an iguana.
FuckmanIdontwanttocomeupwithausername
What an allihator!
JimTheFIsh
Awe it did a little death roll
cartar929
teakasaurus
@OP aren’t crocodilians illegal as pets where you are?
superattractiveperson
guessing it cant be tamed?
theitinerantnaturalist
It can. Still not an animal I’d trust with my life but crocodilians are smart and trainable.
DidIJustJoinTheDarkSideOfTheInternet
This happened with me and my snake
theitinerantnaturalist
@TheMajesticHarpyEagle
TheMajesticHarpyEagle
Um
theitinerantnaturalist
There are so many questions
FancySharkDinnerParty
One day that murder stick will grow into a murder log.
stja
A quick peek into the murder stick's dreams:
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razgris
I think it's a dwarf caiman, will only get 3-5 feet in length
BDF1838
But they're like 5x as aggressive/territorial as gators
theitinerantnaturalist
Doesn’t matter, their bites can’t kill you
BDF1838
Bite force is less, sure. But it can still clamp, hold, thrash, and tear big enough pieces to make you bleed out quickly.
TiGRIOSindustriesRnD
That'll take a hand, easy. Fuck if it's a kid. Reptile is bitey now, I don't want it.
theitinerantnaturalist
This isn’t a dwarf caiman. On another note dwarf caimans are the only crocodilians suitable as pets.
teakasaurus
And even that is VERY arguable. I mean, look at what the python/boa pet trade has done to Florida >_<
theitinerantnaturalist
The impact of the invasive pythons has actually been greatly exaggerated due to poorly conducted research and media hysteria. Dogs and cats
theitinerantnaturalist
actually cause more environmental devastation.
theitinerantnaturalist
Finally dwarf caiman aren’t top level predators in the way Burmese pythons are.
TheSaucyCrumpet
Saw this brute the other day on Kariba:
Must have been 8 metres long at least.
ToxicMolluscinity
With nothing for scale it looks like regular toothy handbag. Where is banana??
seagullthatfliesoverabay
That is a terrifying animal
Aeav8r
NothingButReactionGifs
LetumComplexo
That’s a fucking dinosaur. You can’t fool me.
HoracioPagani
That’s over 26 freedom units!
davidjytang
he just rewarded it on that behavior.
theitinerantnaturalist
Seriously never reward an animal for biting. Dogs also need to be taught this.
Skotias
I'm pretty fucking sure it's not going to be kept as a pet.
LAB1A
I came here to say that. Glad I'm not the only one who saw that.
BlackoutAU
Mate, who cares, it's a fucking alligator, the expectation should be that it is dangerous.
Gregues
Magpiebones
Those aren't trainable like dogs. And it seemed more irritated than liking of that scratching.
theitinerantnaturalist
They ARE trainable.
1metalnation
Negative, they do have behavioral ques and they can be taught basic things. They also LOVE chin rubs
Magpiebones
Yes but you still train them according to species. And that looks just scared of the whole ordeal.
Ansatsunin
You don't know about training alligators, so don't comment on it. Also, go look up Pocho the crocodile.
Magpiebones
I've studied animal behaviour +10 years and I specialize in reptiles. I sure don't know everything but I dare to say I have good grasp here