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Found Clonk V5 on imgur?
Mrmtndew76
#11 that is a hamburger! Internet is not over!
theoneeyedsnakes
I dont get why rape you later is funny.... idk just me I guess
Lemonsandwichs
"aren't there stars in front of the moon??" -future astronomer
Andalite
#5 I relate to this one so well haha lol
Nilhlis
Can totally relate to #5
Tempest99999
I don't get why Tumblr people think adding "Delete this" is making the post funnier.
stormiehillers10
Funny stuff but leaves me with one question. How do you go about stabbing someone with a squirrel?
TheGreatAndPowerfulSage
To the fat guy: Attach a 12" of tape to a stick, letting the end dangle. Touch it to the DVD, pick it up with tape. Been there, done that.
Memesters123
Handsoap pls. Fucking amazing
VXNSTONE
I too lost it at handsoap.
Teatimebeforecolonizetime
#2 asking the real question
MattDerKomponist
YEAH TEXAS
gladtoseeimontherighttrack
and vodka
MrMeems
#3 As an American, Australia should be "Kangaroos and Cunts."
ExodusMemes
as an australian i can confirm that is all australia is.
BloodRage4
#36
ivdok
Looks like he hurt his... LEGGO.
WouldYouLikeaForkinKnife
Kay wtf anyone else notice the fire devil in the ass fire pic ?!
TheWholeBlueberryExperience
ok rape u next week
HushroomMouse
Nice Ifunny watermark bro
ThatUsernameThatYouThinkIsFunny
Do Americans see Ireland as queen or is the meme make lazy af
ThatUsernameThatYouThinkIsFunny
Picture 3 in the dump
Tegsworth1685
#3 is mostly correct. But they missed Ireland as redheads and leprechauns.
PrincessMoonicorn
OMG #1 is Sloth from The Goonies as a child! I get it now!
twohearteddoctor
JimNeverHasASecondCupOfCoffeeAtHome
Was there a suicidal scream for help hidden in this dump?
ExodusMemes
yes
Peanutbutterchocolatebarmothertrucker
:(
MichaeIScott
I know people have been saying it, but please get help. Please.
KrystenRittereyerollingatshitposters
TheGrubermeister
You're doing God's work, friend.
KrystenRittereyerollingatshitposters
I would always get tempted to get into an argument when i saw some bullshit but this is far more satisfying
SeaTurtleSailingThroughSpace
WAKE UP JESS-I-CA
WrongUn
NOWWWWWW JESSICAAAAAAAA!!!!!
dontcallmeplath
I love her face. It is perfect. Good lord.
BlackJesus367
Hellstorm99
#3 implies many Americans know enough about the world to actually categorize areas of each continent. This would be an incorrect assumption.
cabbagesareNOTletturce
This. I was going to say that most Americans don't even know there's a desert in Africa. Just Lion King, hunger, and AIDS.
squirrelfartsy
I thought that map was pretty spot on. Don't think the missiles are still there though.
NotHalfBad
#4, not true. I got harassed for almost a year by this lesbian that I turned down. Her and her friends use t follow me to different bars,
NotHalfBad
Just to make fun of me and call me a whore and a "breeder."
Assfullofbread
I love it when people call other people who wont fuck them whores
ashleypomeroy
Plot twist: you are Kim Deal and they were just misunderstood fans.
Reaperrz
"Breeder" is one of the funniest insults I ever heard.
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
"God I bet you just wanna have a family don't you. Fucking filthy weirdo with your instincts and wants."
Lopool
carlkilbo
New mobile background
Sauroctonus
*Shudder*
DickwadMcDucking
Glorious
TemporalPairofSocks
Sexspoisition.
Pixeleen
Sextaposition
FrodoTheDodo
He explains his thinking atleast
GriffXombie
Hey Youuu guysssss!!!
BryTbill
Sloth...the younger years.
throbinwoo
Rhonda?
Generricwhiteman
Lopool
What if your child was born acoustic?
heshie
hahahaha
throbinwoo
Heeeeeyyyyyy you guyyyyyyyysss
Lopool
Wanna play some Miiiiiiiiinecraaaaaaaaft?!?!?!?!?!??!
GreatPotatoMan
Kids like this... thing... are the reason the game lost its popularity.
NickBlacksHumor
Rape you next week.. is that how kids say see you later nowadays
MRWubbs
That's how I say it
GeneralBullshit
as a former kid I got no clue what ever the fuck happend at any time, so can confirm
UncleCeiling
So far the best response I have found to things like this is "I own a shotgun."
Iworethebrownpants
Rape ya later alligator.
icallmydickthorshammer
Rape ya after awhile crocodile
UncleCeiling
Really makes the classic retort, "after a while pedophile" even more creepy.
jadedisland3153
Soon said the rape baboon
butmahitsjustmebooo
I'm 100% sure it's fake.
spiritussancto
can someone explain why this is funny?
DotSlashNatalie
It's distasteful but I rate his hacking abilities to be the same as this guy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXmv8quf_xM
fdtudkfjdhkfd
What the hell
DotSlashNatalie
What?
fdtudkfjdhkfd
Just so embarrassingly dumb these people god damn. Not that I've never done dumb shit but god damn
theoneeyedsnakes
I was wondering the same thing. I was honestly scared
spiritussancto
it's creepy as shit, scary, and gross
NeerjaTripathi
#14 looks like the asparagus guy in Veggie Tales.
mty999
He has no ears
Melyntor
I came down to see if anyone else had clocked that! He doesn't seem to have any ears
NeerjaTripathi
right?
EatUrShorts
"ok rape you next week ! Is Thursday ok? " "No!" "That's the spirit, Thursday it is !"
AtheistReverand
spiritussancto
i don't get it. why is that funny?
fuckyouandyourwittyusername
Because it induces a humorous response in some people. Duh.
gladtoseeimontherighttrack
Consent?
spiritussancto
a lack of consent is funny why?
buffetofdicks
Oh god. You're one of THOSE.
buffetofdicks
Tumblr is leaking again!
tarataqa
As a Texan, #3 is stereotypically accurate.
orangatuan
As an Englishman, I'm not sure I agree with this, "The Queen" I mean she's famous and all, but where is the TEA?!?!?!
tarataqa
Queen > tea
whatupmyknitters
The map looks like it's from the point of view of a Texan specifically. And even then... West coast and East coast need some distinction!
tarataqa
As a Texan, while I enjoy visiting all 3 coasts, I see no real distinction between East and West coasts. Both are considered "Not Texas".
whatupmyknitters
oh okay well as a californian, there's tons to distinguish them. the east coast almost feels foreign to me.
tarataqa
So what 1 thing would you use to describe the coasts?
whatupmyknitters
water. unless you mean each coast separately. then i'd say hippie vs hipster.
tpridz
@op #5 you ok bro?
humminbirdtunes
Jumped down here to see if someone else noticed. @OP - you okay? :(
Schmedes
"Yeah, totally. Rape you next week!"
SquidJesus
One of the weirder things to repost.
TheWholeBlueberryExperience
I like the hidden confession idea.
tpridz
Ya it's nifty. Hope the guy doesn't off himself
ahorseelbowdeepinme
I went to up vote but accidentally tapped your username. HTF DO YOU HAVE 45K POINTS AND NO POSTS?!?!?
TheWholeBlueberryExperience
Comments are where it's at. I do mean to post, but posts generally go very low for most people.
ExodusMemes
no im not ok
Peanutbutterchocolatebarmothertrucker
I dont have much to tell you but im in the same boat as you, I hope you get better fellow depressed memer
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Linkthebarbarian
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ABillionDucks
Me too thanks :D
jjn010
Do you need to talk about anything?
anneboleynfan1
Chat with us. We help
ImJustHereForDogMemes
Thanks for taking time out of your day to make me laugh man
borderlinetrainwreck
I skipped down the rest of the post to see if anyone else caught that... blanket forts help. My 3yr old has gotten me back into them now! :)
InsertUsernameJokeHere
Blanket forts are AWESOME.
ChellFreeman
But can they withstand a 90 ton stone projectile launched from a trebuchet?
InsertUsernameJokeHere
Depends, african or european pillows?
ChellFreeman
http://makeagif.com/6tzcHH