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Every five votes, up or down I don’t care, I’ll give my dog another dog treat.
Basically I’m just looking for an excuse to give him lots of treats.
Edit-....... I didn’t think this through
Front Page edit- My pup Atreyu and I will be donating a bag of treats to our local dog rescue. He might not be able to handle that many treats but I know they will. :) Thanks guys, this was never meant to leave user-sub but I’m glad it did.
AssamLaksa
Atreyu is so beautiful!
fu11meta1
I was upvote 575, I expect the doggo next to a pile of at least 115 treats.
mifoon
More treat means most doggo love. Everybody knows That!
Yoursomewhatfriendlyneighborhoodspiderman
He looks like my puppers
CrystalCry
PetSmart:
westsidewizard
TrustMeImmaDogtor
OP's dog rn.
TomValentine
OmeletteDooFromage
ThighHighsSaveLives
I'm not giving you shit, up or down votes, give that dog a fucking treat and snuggle his ass to sleep.
mugentsu
In all seriousness never overfeed your dog if you care about them.
DatSEAsian4ever29
Hi op are you doing anymore a day in a life comics? I love those
MurphyPandorasLawBox
Canine obesity is not a joke, Greg.
Aquick20dollars
That’s a hell of a way to get a fat dog
ristay
He as abused and starved before we rescued him 5 years ago so he deserves this night.
YurgenGrimwood
Awwwww
DrButterscotch
Had to down-vote for an even increment of 5
subtlerape
He ded.
Sotha
Headstereo
did I lose something
samtherat6
I wanna up vote but at the same time I realize I don't want that dog to die from gluttony.
Glittershart
Mr. doggo finally pulled the heist of a lifetime by posting this as his human ????????????
fredbloxx
you now have diabetic dog.
IamJustinSane
Shouldn’t we be keeping the up/down ratio pretty equal, so as not to kill this poor dog?
Naboo6an
Guys, it's okay. I've done the math. 3550 votes divided by 5 is 710 treats
Naboo6an
Oh no... I've made a huge mistake. I never counted the downvotes
Weirdscenesinsidethegoldmine
Thx for supporting your local dog rescue!
FistingWithJalapenoDoritoFingers
I don't wish to contribute to doggo murder, so I'll leave a leftvote to confuse you
mondayaddams
A left vote is a vote too.
spacerobot32
How are there down votes
TuityFrooty
Didn’t you read? Because every five votes, up or down, doggo gets a treat. I’m doing my part!
AStrongFemaleCharacter
Are you trying to kill him?
Kofinart
WITH LOVE!
DetectiveSherlockHolmes
She is not trying to kill him. It is imgur who is pulling the trigger
ristay
Yes. Haha. They are homemade healthy treats so he can have a good few with no repercussions. He was a good dogo today, Imgur must sense this
blamboozle
Would you mind sharing the recipe? :)
celestedrake
I hope for his sake you do not give them all at once. Maybe 50 a day?
StopAskingMeForAnAccountImgurIWannaLurk
Can he have 2,000+? Because that's where we're at right now.
bigblindguy
Maths not your friend huh?
TheLovers
Give your dog a solid pet from all of us and tell him he's a damn good boy!
IDontPostForYourEnjoyment
Are we sure this post wasnt made by Mr Dog to get treats?
celestedrake
But he's a good boy.
gaberham
Busted, Doggo!
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ristay
He would NEVER
alwaysupvoteitsalwayssunny
I like you
ristay
mratio
ristay
Me right now, realizing what I have done
notScorpius
Maybe a system like leveling up in a game. Like with XP the higher the level the more points you need to level up.
B0nerjams03
Well at least you're donating treats to the local shelter. Should make a post about it and show the other doggos getting treats (:
ristay
Me to my dog as my phone keeps buzzing
flawlesssoul
You're going to condition your dog to expect a treat every time your alert goes off. Not wise, my friend.
mondayaddams
Mine don't buzz on imgur. Just for reg chat apps.
B0nerjams03
Buzz buzz motherfucker.
quattroformaggix4
Hahahaha
westsidewizard
ristay
Well well well.... five choices have been made
one more treat for dogo
lordvader66
Chance?
ristay
ristay
Dogo’s medicine was able to be snuck in to the treat fest.... thank you Imgur
ristay
He fell asleep thank god, now I can buy some time
ColostomyBrag
This is possibly the biggest and best use of point-whoring I've seen yet on Imgur. Well done.
poobacca
You should probably change it to giving pets instead of treats. We will still need photo evidence. No Bamboozle.
LozzieGP
He looks like Bagheera <3
ristay
10 more choices have been made.
ButterWielder
Treat him well. Mine passed away last September. Plan on adopting soon.
ARandomBluePenguin
Idk who would downvote this, sorry for your loss and good on you for adopting.
ButterWielder
Thank you.
ristay
15 more choices have been made, 3 more treats have been offered to dogo
floxsyu
go to smaller treats. like yay dog treats but don't over treat them.
ristay
Totally am. His treats are homemade so I know roughly how much he can eat calorie-wise. We’ll just go a little light on dinner haha
straikychan
At this point you probably skipped dinner lmao
MrPeterCapaldi
I'm downvoting you solely because getting you to the front page would kill your dog.
ThereAreChameleonsEverywhereProbably
But OP said downvotes count too
ristay
The hero we need but not the one we deserve. My pups thanks you for your service
MrPeterCapaldi
Also, 17 choices have been made so he should have at least 2 more.
ristay
Just uploaded the two treats above haha then saw this
SexyStarfish
But isn't another downvote just the same? Every 5 votes up or down is another treat.
bunnynamednelson
Yes but if the post gets to FP (which it did), a lot more people see it, so even more upvotes...
SexyStarfish
Ah, well at this point it's too late!
OGshogun
What kind of dog? Kinda looks like my black lab/Shepard mix
ristay
He’s a pure bred german shepherd :) Black is actually a pretty common color
OGshogun
I’m starting to wonder if they knew he even had black lab in him.(rescue) He might be just Shepard himself. Thinking about DNA test.
ristay
I’ve raised black german shepherds my whole life actually lol he’s all shepherd. Did you not know they can be black?
OGshogun
I knew they could be black, but I did receive him from a black lab rescue org. I figured he just had some in him. I love black Shepards