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Found This Posted in /r/pics they said unusable... Must not know how to touch type.
Aug 13, 2013 10:38 PM
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littleasianninja
Cyclops would beg to differ...
Samzilla
since when is a ping-pong paddle an everyday object, unless you're a ping-pong player..?
Zedgehog
why...
vo0d0ogirl
THE DICE! How I want to roll them and see the dots fall... (Some people just want to watch the world burn)
seriouslywhatthefuckdudeyouresucha
This irritates me more than it should -_-
thetookybird
Hieroglyphic keyboard! Want!
oaberbyamd
Nobody noticed how DANGEROUS the electric cable is?
StrasburgerNotFrankfurter
Yep, but fun I guess (better say it, I wouldn't try)
CharlesFuckingBronson
Maybe HE can't use the keyboard.
shadowlev
As a Cyclops, I see nothing wrong here because Nobody blinded me
lupemls
Sadly, I feel that only a few people will understand this reference.
Thongy
Well if no one has done you wrong, then I'll just be on my way.
Tchyrimi
Who does Polyphemus hate more than Odysseus?
punkinbeavisadam
is this a setup for a joke?
Tchyrimi
Nobody
UsePNGnotJPEG
10/10 would electrocute myself on that plug one
yellowbellyCarter
lets just play with electricity shall we!!
gookish
As an Asian, I could still use the fuck out of that table tennis racquet.
cintas
Some men just want to watch the world burn.
gusterist
Rolling pin: "thunkthunkthunkthunkthunkthunkthunkthunk"
KoalaBe
Can we even call it a rolling pin after that? Wouldn't the name even have to be changed? o.o
rhyndzu
non-rolling pin, norollo, thumping oblong, athunka. I'm bad at this.
diphenhydraminehcl50mg
rolling block? no.. block? wood with handles.
rhyndzu
I like wood with handles.
ASimpleMan
I can still use that ping pong paddle
mremaknu
That is the Hard Mode ping pong paddle. You rarely see those outside the underground pingpong rings.
lupemls
I can't. Then again, I suck at ping pong, so it probably wouldn't make a difference.
ScrubsJunkie
I understood.
dontlookatmynameohnoesyoulost
I'm confused!
seriouslywhatthefuckdudeyouresucha
I think I'll add to his collection by punching a hole through a wall..because this is infuriating to look at..
kummeli
What an asshole. There are children in Africa without forks and rope!
Errydayistreatday
Mike Wazowski.
BritBratSmackAttack
These make me sooo ANGRY!
LookDontTouch
Most DANGEROUS rolling pin in history.
Switch408
haha all the captions
nuclearwaffle121
OP on Reddit deleted the captions :(
Switch408
That sucks. That's what made this so funny
AwesomeWelles
OP posted them in comments.
funke377
Yo dawg, I heard you like to power ur cords so we got you a power cord for ur power cord so u can power your cord while you power your cord!
WayLatetotheParty
Keyboard is still usable.
bahamutlives
Not unless you're fluent in ancient Egyptian, it's not
PortgasDAce
Not for me it isn't. I need visuals that I understand. I forget where the letters and other things are a lot.
nightmaremoonmoon
not only is it functional, but i want it
flamingflamingo
I routinely wear away the lettering with my nails and even cut grooves in some keys in my keyboard.
NoiceSmart
I thought the exact same thing.
LastSonOfGallifrey
Touch typing ftw
SnugglesMcgee
Only to people that can touch type really
ILaughUntilICry
I am glad someone else said this. I type better with my eyes closed.
ConspicuousSpellingError
Evie, what's the crane mean?
tokomak
And the plug - assuming it's some 440V standard. Seriously, you /shouldn't/ be able to plug a 440V plug into a 220V outlet.
mingotheflamingo
I actually taught myself to air type one summer out of boredom, nifty random skill
sim9
I want that keyboard...
IfHavingALongUsernameIsCoolConsiderMeMilesDavis
Normally...but real masterminds know to also change the keymap to dvorak.
MisleedingInformation
oh no, you change it to a different Ianguage Iike Iaos or cryIIic.
Rivalyn
And that is CLEARLY a 3 euro coin.
avidatheist
It would be a great way to learn hieroglyphs
funkmaster40
Hmmm which one was the symbol for smartphone again I keep forgetting.
PastaIsLife
You just smart, talk, and metal together
PastaIsLife
just put*
freakdiablo
Curse you for mentioning it first. Anyone with any reasonable typing experience should be able to make do just fine.
topazfs
*Raises hand* I...I can use it as-is....... ._. I know hieroglyphics, but most of the ones on there aren't right.....
geonerd
Yep. I use one of these: http://www.daskeyboard.com/product/model-s-ultimate/
hellenkeller549
:) Mx blues are my favorite.
theaddictedimageviewer
So do I! Have an upvote.
beatpeet
That's awesome :D
Avedas
I'm typing this comment on one of those.
theaddictedimageviewer
All the keys are blank on mine and I do fund i thimk.
Englishisnotmyfirstlanguage
Is none seeing the spelling mistake on purpose!? lol
theprobableone
Same. I haven't make a spelling mistske in 7 years.
feyrband
same, and it makes me giggle every time someone sits down at my computer for the first time.
pancreas
I'm missing like 9 keys due to league of legends rage. I have more trouble using a full keyboard now
SwordSaint892
You only typically need like 5 or 6 for LoL, so you should be good.
illyume
Um tii kuje nt bkabj jetbiard a bybcg!
illyume
Oh wait, had my hand in the wrong spot. I, too like my blank keyboard a bunch!
kcloud
I would have just smashed them.
butwhyareallthenamesgone
that really puffs my jigglies
MakingUpAUsernameIsTerrifying
No need to do this with Windows Vista
GardenStateHeavyweight
I HATE when I try to fork and it goes limp :(
gritts
Have all of my upvotes :) first thing to make me laugh out loud tonight
Nitrobskt
Nothing worse than pushing rope.
funkmaster40
If it happens often you might want to see a doctor about that.
Blastergv9
You betta notta fork on da table!
hesuitedup
THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID
GoBlue
Is she from Thailand?
thechalange
But it makes spooning more friendly.
Gryphacus
+1
JakeBasil
says you...I prefer to have a reason to stay stiff. ;)
ArGrastaDe
Oh look, Leela's glasses
Andthatswhenisaidthatsnotahorsethatsmywife
I was more thinking polythemus :P
Iwannaswiminapoolofpuppiesohwaitmaybenot
DAMMIT!
nowaternomoon
that was the first thing that came to my mind haha :D
GoBlue
That's what the description of the photo said, and now it's gone. I'm very confused.
Mikeydagooch
Ok, I laughed wayyyy to hard at the forks...
victorioussecretz
thank you. I had no idea what that was lol
XanderMan
Mike Wazowski!
JamWaffles
Wowkikowski
MyBubbles
I'm 10 hours late!!! That's exactly what I was thinking.
Runes147
I'm 8 months late! That's exactly what I was thinking.
Aryn240
*glass
laceowl
Sun-monocle
bigbrother
Lens*
madmanrampant
*monocle
IDontKnowHowManyTimes
exactly what I had in mind, you you stole my comment
RabbitOfCaerbannog
It's creepy sometimes how much we think alike.
ArnoldBlinken
then you stole my comment about him stealing our comment.
spacecowboyein
we were all thinking it
OooohPopoyPopoy
No, they're mine! (username will explain)
Giatros89
Everything is usable with the right attitude
jG123
Deal with it
CyanideSweetToothSuicide
It took me far too long to figure out why the sink wasn't usable. :/
rhyndzu
Stiff tap isn't it.
Canneverthinkofagoodname
i thought it was toilet sink hybrid
Bananapicker
There's no hole to drain the water guys :( It took me a long time to get it too ):
Tinki
I'm glad I wasn't the only one... :(
sassiswhatIaimfor
THANK GOD
iReallyHateMyNeighbors
Wow, me too until I read your comment. I am not a smart girl.
cahvi
Phew
windbell
Can you please help me out then? I really can't seem to find it... D:
bigbubs
there's no drain
reinaww
No drain. The water wold just fill up the sink.
CyanideSweetToothSuicide
There is no drain in the sink.
babybirdhome
But it would still work as a sink. It just wouldn't work as a sink you could drain. :D
iamthisguy247
-What do you do for a living? -Make useful things unusable, now if you don't mind me, I'm going to download Internet Explorer to this laptop
Elroydb
Hey this isn't seven years ago, IE9 and IE10 are pretty decent for the average user now
iamthisguy247
IE9 freezes my computer, my company won't let us install it. I didn't mind IE8, but I like Chrome much better.
jsktrogdor
Giuseppe... wut r you doing? Giuseppe... stahp...
dnute
"Uhm...Can I have the Egyptian keyboard instead?"
jaskey
What I was thinking. I really don't need to see the keyboard anymore and it would be really cool.
notasrelevant
What's so bad about that? Internet Explorer is really useful. How else would I download a better browser?
trustmeimascientist
Or run Java applications
darthblaker7474
Nice try, Bill Gates.
VenalFax
he does have a point
FrankReshman
Can you think of a better way?
darthblaker7474
Yes I can http://www.mattsilverman.com/2009/06/how-to-download-firefox-without-a-web-browser.html
babybirdhome
Just use telnet and pipe the output to a file. FTP is for script kiddies. :D
AsAGirlcomma
ARGH this has been my life! I'm helping my mom quote insurance through 26 different carriers, and over half of the sites only operate w/ IE!
droomph
oh technology.
CaptainRedHat
As an IT guy, have you tried turning it off and on again?
AsAGirlcomma
I sincerely hope that was sarcasm. I have been on the phone with their IT people for hours and that was all they could give me. I'm not dumb
CaptainRedHat
It was a joke. :) Seriously though, the reason they ask that a lot is because some people really are that dumb :-/
AsAGirlcomma
Okay :) And yeah, I know some people are. But I do my research before calling in, which means my questions require people calling their 1/2
AsAGirlcomma
Managers over or calling me days later. Or the issues never get solved. I end up being the IT person for my friends' computers :)