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Jul 23, 2014 8:27 AM
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veesee
That Dad is doing it right.
IDidntKnowWhattoMakeMyUsernameSoIMadeThis
I can only aspire to troll as hard as Frogdad
ILoveBoobSweat
"Pants down, fainted, with a huge ass sausage stuck to the ceiling." That was a good laugh. +1
idrinkcheapbeer
My favorite:
SanyaNya
I think I was like 13 when I read "It" - my mom is a big fan of King. Good stuff.
DjJesusChrist
Frogdad reminds me of http://imgur.com/aakgkPE
justanaverageusername
Frogdad is definetely how i father when i become father
roonic86
Who the hell connects a bathroom to the dining room?
phlix
My fucking In-laws. The toilet has two doors. On goes to the dinning room, the other to their bedroom. The ONLY toilet in the house. FML
phlix
Oh yeah, and there's no key. :(
Odin1i
Oh man, I haven't read frog-dad in ages. That will never get old.
ColonelObvious
Frogdad, first time hearing about that. OMG
givemeyourdownvotes
Frogdad is always worth a read.
TheFlyingHellfish
J. Walter Weatherman.
joboo
This one's the best.
theironcockshredderofpawnee
This would make a great short film.
ArkMantony
All I can think is "please no one ask what's so funny"
ArkMantony
I may actually get fired I'm laughing so loudly and uncontrollably
gybehope
I lost it at shit colander
EroticZombiePants
The Batman one was one of their best moments ever
yeezusisfam
triceratops, cuz he is horny
DavidGalle
Jay7o2
VitruvianFilms
This must have been their reaction on the fifth one down: http://media.giphy.com/media/dZXOXsWBkoN3y/giphy.gif
Samoht
As an Englishman I can confirm we wing the Bong song every hour. Also, I'm not an Englishman.
NoOtherExplanationIsPossible
Frog dad just made my day.
Italiando
the 6 bong one literally made me cry
catbro
brb gonna buy 50 bags of plastic forks and put them in the frontyard of my best friends
amlet
That's why you always leave a note!
DanielofCamelot
That is the type of father I aspire to be!
TheGreatLeader
OI! YOU GITS DID YE HEAR THAT!? IT BE 6 BONG!
ArthurPhillipDent
sending the Frogdad post to my brother who has two Kids, it begins...
BIZaGoten
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NerdN1
That guy was fucked up.
aykyle
It's a funny group of stories and all. but it's a little hard to believe any of it. but people don't lie on the internet, right?
AnaphylacticShark
They certainly don't. Thus making it 1000000% legit.
NerdN1
None of it seems that hard or expensive to do if the kid's a heavy sleeper. All it takes is a couple friends and some commitment.
filip00
it's one of those stories that are too fucked up to make up.
aykyle
Or just fucked up enough to be false.
TheFlyingHellfish
J. Walter Weatherman.
SmerkBich
I was a Frogmom.
Mistamage
How are your Frogchildren?
SmerkBich
Frogchild is happy and well-adjusted. With the help of pharmacuticals, of course!
TheUpsidedownestPersonAlive
Here's my favorite
FlyingScotsmanYar
As a user with scotsman in thy name 'nods'
thebjornsson
fucking righteous
ROBOT120807
commenting to listen later
GingerTheBeard
yjis is my favorite post.
Pfalanx
Oh man this made my day
CNNnews
i have a fucking headache from trying to read that now!
TheUpsidedownestPersonAlive
go to the vocaroo link in the upper right, it helps.
mremaknu
Doesn't work.
TheUpsidedownestPersonAlive
You must have typed it wrong. Go to the link posted by the other user above my comment
4chansbboard
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BCr2h3YFzy
idrinkcheapbeer
right click, open in new tab.
Dyingsucks
thank you kind sir
TenaciousDavid
This one always made me laugh http://imgur.com/3ZWC5uZ
CharEndi
That is actually brilliant
jpak777
Commenting to read for later
PoopholeAintALoophole
Any Which Way But Loose and Any Which Way You Can - Movies where the Clyde reference comes from. In case anyone was interested.
getthismanabeer
Thanks. Just learned the second orangutan was killed by a beating it took from its trainer because he stole donuts on set. Gnarly.
SquirrellyWhirly
Mojitoes...toes...
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YourLordCthulhu
Do yourself a fucking favor and use the zoom function because that is 4Chan gold.
joboo
use your special eyes.
TheFakePTown
Too stupid, comments to let everyone know
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TheFakePTown
Try opening a new tab and ctrl+scroll up
Hurensohn202
I did.
iamireland
I'm on a 16" and didn't even need to open it in a new tab. Christ you're bad at this.
Hurensohn202
TIL I need glasses.
stevetehpirate
Fucking Clyde. What a card!
nunofortao
Four types of people
4chansbboard
It's 2014, why don't you own an orangutan?
TheFakePTown
Don't ask me how you're going to get a fucking orangutan, because that's not my problem
Lasmodoe
I haven't even read it yet but I can tell this is going to be good
TheScentofRain
ARE YOU WIMBLY FOURS MATE? IM CRIMBO NINAN SAX APPLE SMIBBLY DIN BIBBLY CHAP
TheScentofRain
Archived for later use.
TheRealFedora
As an american, I'm not quite sure why we abandoned the Bong standard of timekeeping for the Caw system.
Dekker3D
Because you got crazy about fighting drugs, you loonies. Couldn't stand to see another bong!
PMMeTitsForPuns
Caw system?
CharEndi
Is anyone else surprised at the number of kermit photos anons were able to find?
IjaTarI
Upvoted just for that
Aerkusa
same anon, though.
TheFlyingHellfish
I'm impressed by the response time, some were 20 seconds later.
Cruxador
It was probably one guy with all of them planned ahead of time.
CharEndi
They clearly Kermit to the mission.
TheFlyingHellfish
Great joke, dad.
CharEndi
No problem son. No problem.
thepastor
Been around 40+ years there's bound to be a lot of photos
BurningVeryImportantThings
@DrMagoo because I couldn't quite put into words when he asked me "wtf is 4chan?"
PMMeTitsForPuns
I dunno, comparing it to an anonymous reddit seems fine to me.
BurningVeryImportantThings
Let's not scare the poor child too much now.
havinagreenday
Still not a sufficient answer to the question. We may never know.
DoingMyKanyeBest
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=What+is+4chan%3F
SugarF00t
It is an entity that... its sort of like a collection of... its a... he'll figure it out.
BurningVeryImportantThings
This mirrors exactly my attempt to put in words!
ireallyliketoast
If you can't describe 4chan than you've probably never been to 4chan. It's just image board with SOME boards having little to no rules.
ireallyliketoast
then*. And most of the really crazy shit you see from 4chan is from /b/ (random), very nsfw.
BurningVeryImportantThings
It's not the layout he was asking about. He wanted to know what it was all about and why people refer to it the way they do.
DrMagoo
Wtf is 4chan?
exploringthesky
Whatever you do, do NOT go on r/spacedicks
PMMeTitsForPuns
It's reddit, but anonymous and without upvotes and not as well-archived (there are outside sites that archive some of it).
Skillns
It is a most wonderous place, filled with broken dreams, self-hatred and CP.
Kur111
I thought the CP moved to TOR net and then even more obscure places years ago?
Skillns
It's like blood: It's never really gone until you're dead.
Kur111
It's a mystery to me how they can keep it in the clear web with literally the whole world (pretending to be) searching for & removing it...
4chansbboard
implying 4chan can be described accurately with words.
BurningVeryImportantThings
This seems a fair description... Words and everything, Mr. 4chansboard...
PMMeTitsForPuns
I dunno, comparing it to an anonymous reddit seems fine to me.
imgursresidentasshole
>not using le epic maymay green arrows
Thesarcasticguy
I would beat up the 100 kids wearing a guerilla suit. I would grab one of them by their feet and use him as a bat to bash all the others [1]
Beepity
You have a Che outfit, or are you cosplaying as one of the Red Faction characters?
Thesarcasticguy
then I would rip out his head and throw it to the side of the room, while looking at the last one. I would then tell him to make a pyramid..