Missmehico
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Oct 2, 2017 8:28 AM
Missmehico
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ICDarkly
My current situation.
Shiggityshaybae
Why stop at a thumb? ;)
BeatenBearface
redloki55
Don't we all just want a trusted partner that is into 'weird' (but normal) things but shares them with us?
daewookie
what about those of us who want to die over exes who liked when we put our thumbs in their asses
GeorgeGrimaldo
She left you because of that hairdo you have from the 70's
Loudscreamingorganism
isitcompulsorytohavealongusername
Is repoststatistics on holiday? Maybe he needs some back up?
CaveRatKs
Talk about Midas touch. Am i right
Womblebat
@saggateron
TheValleyofGwangi1
"Let you" tie her up? Interesting approach... plus 1 for the tip!
KurtHamster
Clicked because of thumbnail.
BannedForNSFW03
+1 for butt stuff
dasfedor
This kind of growth?
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DontDoWhatDonaldDontDoes
Midas well try putting a thumb in her ass...
moneybroom
(Whispered) "I'm not coming back for Oates." -Lois Griffin
WasUajE
Can somebody say Amen!?
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MoonPiesNcurlyFries
No can do.
NiceGreenArrows
(of my penis)
mcbotulism
♫What I want, you got / And it might be hard to haaannddle♫ -- [shoves thumb up ass]
danieldarko
I like how he used a John Oates pic
MoonPiesNcurlyFries
Lol, that is John Oates.
stufdptato
Or maybe Baba Booey?
ivegotaname
It wouldn't be the same with a Darryl Hall pic
APackOfExcitedGingers
Do you think they were gay together? Everyone says no, but that moustache says yes.
jayznnn
oates always seemed like the wholesome one to me
lordofhouselurker
@OP, please we don't want to know about your parents sex life
TotallyNotYourCat
Something something pinky something something stinky.
dRailerPlay
It was legit how his midget digit made her fidget.
Rookthebaggins
The ol baracooda
Meemmmeeessss
2 in the pink 5 in the stink
SirSnickleFritz
windingriver17
That, my dear friend, is called fisting.
Meemmmeeessss
No, that my friend is called the minivan
windingriver17
...how dare you make me lay my eyes on something like that!
gingafinga
2 in the front, five in the back. I call it the Mini-van
IGoInCanadaDry
TheOneWhoWasLeft
Urine Greyjoy!
delilahviolet
UltraMadPlayer
My favourite: https://youtu.be/5JcoluE7Pvg
Buttermeupandcallmetoast
brookers
I didn't think I'd like him when he showed up but now he's one of my favorite characters on the show.
Naseth
You're right, GoT has had some rather appealing total bastards. It just adds to the overall moral ambiguity of the story for me.
nemo3590
One of the few times I like the show version more than the book version.
UltraBooster
Is that Bam Margera?
Damnitshardtopickausernamethathasntbeenchoosen
Nope. It's Pilou Asbæk
EvilDeadTed
That's actually his nickname. Medieval Bam Margera.
godlessheathen702
Ladies into bondage and anal always put a smile on my face.
flamingflamingo
I like bondage but anal a) creeps me out, b) hurts (yes I've tried it) and c) isn't really safe. Too much risk of infection/injury.
Huldra
Agreed.
Jawsmine
To each their own. I would prefer a thumb every now and then to full on anal, but I'm not opposed.
flamingflamingo
Even that just feels alarming to me. Even if I relax it just feels like a terrible invasion.
Jawsmine
Which you are entitled to feel, of course. It's not required that you like ass stuff!
LaughingTree
You met @LindaDee ?
ElRadis
JustANoobOnImgurWithOneCat
I must have missed out on why people hate LindaDee...
bigsoos
TheSpeakerOfTheHouse
Thought she was the "missionary position because all else makes you a sinner and I can do whatever I want because I'm not a sinner" type.
SoupEConch
MuspellsEnd
Okay, what did someone do now to deserve a witch hunt? I mean she's obnoxious from what I can gather, but was there somethin in particular?
FerbErrger
https://media.tenor.com/images/f35c5a5b72f78a56c7680873206a3fbf/tenor.gif
kilmore
::never forget::
Kakakarrakeek
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AnIncorrectPieceOfImgur
YOU TRYING TO GET BANNED? THIS IS HOW YOU GET BANNED!
Wadup
I'm feeling out of the loop here
RulesOfImgur
24) fuck @lassannn , no exceptions. 24.1) fuck @LindaDee , no exceptions
IndyAndyJones
Sorry, I gotta downvote this. Personal attacks should be kept to the bedroom and politics. Let's keep imgur attacks to the issues please.
TurtleVest
AtlasUnbound
???
IndyAndyJones
The comment wasn't about anything anyone did on imgur, it was a personal attack on someone to spread hate. I won't support that.
dasfedor
Peregrine2976
BugEyedLemur
PunishedEdge
DinoKebab
This guy gets it!
matthiasfactor
6 hours and still going.
StopAskingMeForAnAccountImgurIWannaLurk
Thanks noob noob
GuyFieriIsMySpiritAnimal
Ike25
Name checks out
abarr69
Jhinsanity
Good chance your spirit animal is waiting for you in Flavortown.
RhompnThompson
Mods likely to send him to flavour town. R.i.P brother
GuyFieriIsMySpiritAnimal
THEY MAY TAKE OUR LIVES BUT THEY'LL NEVER TAKE OUR FLAVOUR