Sep 6, 2021 1:52 PM
Felisss
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CUBErk
Something is sus
Trelis
Those pants are quite aggressive with it having pockets.
Myballzzich
My cat would scratch the hell out of me if I did this.
DaLunxhBox
I'm assuming the kitty's name is Wirt
Kbantar
My Timmay would need a trebuchet to get that height... even when he was young. lol
MattRexPuns
How did you train her to do that?
mypstlick
I used to have a rubber tree,too. Thought they are poisonous. Don’t let your cat eat it.
I have a ton of plants! Thankfully she leaves most of them alone.
Anonawesome
Hah! Leaves.
Foxsayy
@OP is your cat's name a reference to Over the Garden Wall?
appleporpoise
Well I'm gonna call YOU candypants.
It absolutely is! Except my Wirt is a girl, she was incorrectly sexed when I got her lol!
Haha nice! Would she have been a Beatrice otherwise?
oOWARLOCKOo
I thought it was a Diablo reference. Never seen Over The Wall.
lemdarel
My mind also went straight to Diablo.
If you like cartoons, it's kind of like a cross between classic Disney, adventure time, and the original tales of Hans Christian Anderson.
zalurker
Cargo Sweatpants? Must buy...
HeatFromFire
Thing under the cat tower is looking pretty sus
Superchief86
Men, it appears the women have discovered the power of our cargo pants. I'm afraid it's all over.
JackTheRippersBrotherHowie
had a blind siamese named 'Turkey', would tap my chest and he would leap up like that.
Rauca
Love kitties backpack with panoramic window
PicassoCT
That cat really trusts you..
StarscreamAndHutch
SerenePrincess013
I have 3 skirts, & all of them have pockets. Did that on purpose. Bc I need somewhere to put my stuff, so I'm not beholden to a purse.
Scezumin
i see an amogus in the background
Her spaceship backpack!
Tsamane
Pink is sus
ThatTedCruz
Must not be Texas, they banned pockets on women's pants.
TheGhostofLouReed
only as part of the omnibus woman can’t wear pant act of 2021.
blindswordsman812
Awesome cat!!! And nice pants!
byohzzrd
"Fleece cargo joggers" or "Fleece cargo sweats" will get y'all what you're looking for....
KrankyKidney
Wer nichts wird, wird Wirt
Cantandwont
kazin1
Pants!!! Wft!!! Where?! How!?
knighthawq
Very rare indeed … a female of our species with pockets ?
LooseyGooseyBrett
Wirt. Wet Inner Reproductive Taint
Wolf2Worrior
ChickenLips2000
We have to stop her before she becomes too powerful!!!
TheFlyingB
Like enough to fit tots
Very functional ones too I might add!
onecowboytoo
SithElephant
Where are the pockets? I only see clothing on the human
OlderWiser
Well, um, they're under, um, never mind.
SometimesIBuildThings
That is a good cat. I am only the slightest disappointed that he doesn't have a wooden leg.
DanCutter
Stay a while, and listen!
WhyDidISignUpForThis
I have a tome of town portal.
celestedrake
I was thinking the same. Well, ‘is he missing a leg?’
Lamech777
That looks like my cat, Mewstachio!
/a/YxIdkpL
MrBobSaget
DO YOU EVEN CARGO?!
fuzbaull
/a/9vFLhqx amogus
That's her spaceship backpack :)
PeacefulRuler
That's the first thing I noticed, whispered to myself amogus. Then proceed to laugh like an idiot in public.
gamerely2718
what is Wirt?
SenfinaZeit
Name of cat
oooooh, neat!
SomeSay
I like your pants
tangybreath
There are so many pockets on those pants! She can fit all the things
jwillustrat
Would you like to come to a pants party?
Aforaseem
Just 1? Not all of them?
VagisilToothpaste
I could dig these if they didn't have those godawful elastic ankles.
cdbeard199431415
They look comfy af
SunflowerCatButt
Same! They look extremly comfy!
SexyAttackHelicopter
Thanks! They have pockets!
qroniq14
Watch a got in them pocketses?
NubXilla
p o c k e t s
theoldsazzledazzle
https://www.oakandfort.com/CARGO-JOGGERS
RogueAudrea
MVP.
zepthenoob
It's called "cargo jogger pyjama pants".
Tyvm! ?
BittersweetOM
Where did you get them?!
Wait I found the link further down! Thank you!
Oak + Fort! ?
Thank you
ToolmanTR
Are those cargo...sweats? I MUST HAVE THESE!!
theoriginalgiga
I have a pair of cargo sweat shorts. They are as amazing as they sound
I wear cargo jeans for work and they are AMAZING.
AltF4EwingsSarcoma
Wtf? 40 yo male here, was told for the past 15 years that cargo pants were lame. Those were my prime cargo pant years too!
ElFreakoDiablo
I'm 42. I've worn cargo/combats for at least 20 years. Someone told me to stop. Once. An example was made of him.
erikleorga
I use them for work all the time. Keep hardware, my inhaler, etc. in them.
MrSmilingDeath
Trends change
Seaw0lfe
PSA: God just announced, cargo pants are forever.
randomthingsonthenet
Cargo pants are fine. It’s shorts that didn’t make the cut….maybe. I might be making this up.
This is a cool swearpants version
heywoodjabme
Let’s face it, they look better on her.
flapperfemmefatale
I adore cargo pants on a guy. Much better than boring ol' chinos
ZoidbergIsGreat
I personally agree. They look good on my guy and they're practical
thebrokeartist
Pls tell me where you got those pants from
They're from Oak + Fort! ❤️
SlackerTactical
From...the...toilet store....?
tyrsfavoritesword
If you think 70$usd is too much for sweats here's the walmart version
http://www.walmart.com/ip/Vibes-Men-s-Fleece-Cargo-Sweatpants-Relaxed-Fit-Bungee-Cord-Open-Bottom/127495500
Kirlanan
The real MVP.
"Cheap bastard"
I'll take the down votes to mean I should be nicer to myself...
Foire
Nothing wrong with wanting to have something nice, on the cheap, though! Nice share!
TinyOctopus
Found them because tiny octopus was wondering if they made them in mens, which they don't. :( https://www.oakandfort.com/CARGO-JOGGERS
BeneGesseritConspiracyTheorist
Any pants are men's pants if a man wears then - paraphrased Eddy Izzard
wlfman
I feel like people are underestimating the size of TinyOctopus's equipment. All those arms need room to breathe people!
I've worn skirts in protesting sexist uniform rules. I can wear these just fine.
geauxirish22
Does it come in men's?
iputmymouthonit
Get them anyway! Who cares what gender they're supposed to be for?
smallfrie32
As someone who consistently wears fashion made for women, I’d imagine size. I’m barely fitting on the larger sizes available and I ain’t big
Kirj4v4
This. I've recently started looking at women's coats for this reason. Male fashion is often depressing.
kvietela
But.. penis? Or is that not an issue really?
Is it? I dunno lol.
Yea it can be! Depending on how effeminate one wants to look, they might want to hide male genitalia. So one needs a piece of clothing with
A wider groin area, or things are more easily able to become un-tucked.
CUBErk
Something is sus
Trelis
Those pants are quite aggressive with it having pockets.
Myballzzich
My cat would scratch the hell out of me if I did this.
DaLunxhBox
I'm assuming the kitty's name is Wirt
Kbantar
My Timmay would need a trebuchet to get that height... even when he was young. lol
MattRexPuns
How did you train her to do that?
mypstlick
I used to have a rubber tree,too. Thought they are poisonous. Don’t let your cat eat it.
Felisss
I have a ton of plants! Thankfully she leaves most of them alone.
Anonawesome
Hah! Leaves.
Foxsayy
@OP is your cat's name a reference to Over the Garden Wall?
appleporpoise
Well I'm gonna call YOU candypants.
Felisss
It absolutely is! Except my Wirt is a girl, she was incorrectly sexed when I got her lol!
Foxsayy
Haha nice! Would she have been a Beatrice otherwise?
oOWARLOCKOo
I thought it was a Diablo reference. Never seen Over The Wall.
lemdarel
My mind also went straight to Diablo.
Foxsayy
If you like cartoons, it's kind of like a cross between classic Disney, adventure time, and the original tales of Hans Christian Anderson.
zalurker
Cargo Sweatpants? Must buy...
HeatFromFire
Thing under the cat tower is looking pretty sus
Superchief86
Men, it appears the women have discovered the power of our cargo pants. I'm afraid it's all over.
JackTheRippersBrotherHowie
had a blind siamese named 'Turkey', would tap my chest and he would leap up like that.
Rauca
Love kitties backpack with panoramic window
PicassoCT
That cat really trusts you..
StarscreamAndHutch
SerenePrincess013
I have 3 skirts, & all of them have pockets. Did that on purpose. Bc I need somewhere to put my stuff, so I'm not beholden to a purse.
Scezumin
i see an amogus in the background
Felisss
Her spaceship backpack!
Tsamane
Pink is sus
ThatTedCruz
Must not be Texas, they banned pockets on women's pants.
TheGhostofLouReed
only as part of the omnibus woman can’t wear pant act of 2021.
blindswordsman812
Awesome cat!!! And nice pants!
byohzzrd
"Fleece cargo joggers" or "Fleece cargo sweats" will get y'all what you're looking for....
KrankyKidney
Wer nichts wird, wird Wirt
Cantandwont
kazin1
Pants!!! Wft!!! Where?! How!?
knighthawq
Very rare indeed … a female of our species with pockets ?
LooseyGooseyBrett
Wirt. Wet Inner Reproductive Taint
Wolf2Worrior
ChickenLips2000
We have to stop her before she becomes too powerful!!!
TheFlyingB
Like enough to fit tots
Felisss
Very functional ones too I might add!
onecowboytoo
SithElephant
Where are the pockets? I only see clothing on the human
OlderWiser
Well, um, they're under, um, never mind.
SometimesIBuildThings
That is a good cat. I am only the slightest disappointed that he doesn't have a wooden leg.
DanCutter
Stay a while, and listen!
WhyDidISignUpForThis
I have a tome of town portal.
celestedrake
I was thinking the same. Well, ‘is he missing a leg?’
Lamech777
That looks like my cat, Mewstachio!
Lamech777
/a/YxIdkpL
MrBobSaget
DO YOU EVEN CARGO?!
fuzbaull
/a/9vFLhqx amogus
Felisss
That's her spaceship backpack :)
PeacefulRuler
That's the first thing I noticed, whispered to myself amogus. Then proceed to laugh like an idiot in public.
gamerely2718
what is Wirt?
SenfinaZeit
Name of cat
gamerely2718
oooooh, neat!
SomeSay
I like your pants
tangybreath
There are so many pockets on those pants! She can fit all the things
jwillustrat
Would you like to come to a pants party?
Aforaseem
Just 1? Not all of them?
VagisilToothpaste
I could dig these if they didn't have those godawful elastic ankles.
cdbeard199431415
They look comfy af
SunflowerCatButt
Same! They look extremly comfy!
SexyAttackHelicopter
Thanks! They have pockets!
qroniq14
Watch a got in them pocketses?
NubXilla
p o c k e t s
theoldsazzledazzle
https://www.oakandfort.com/CARGO-JOGGERS
RogueAudrea
MVP.
zepthenoob
It's called "cargo jogger pyjama pants".
Felisss
Tyvm! ?
BittersweetOM
Where did you get them?!
BittersweetOM
Wait I found the link further down! Thank you!
Felisss
Oak + Fort! ?
BittersweetOM
Thank you
ToolmanTR
Are those cargo...sweats? I MUST HAVE THESE!!
theoriginalgiga
I have a pair of cargo sweat shorts. They are as amazing as they sound
ToolmanTR
I wear cargo jeans for work and they are AMAZING.
AltF4EwingsSarcoma
Wtf? 40 yo male here, was told for the past 15 years that cargo pants were lame. Those were my prime cargo pant years too!
ElFreakoDiablo
I'm 42. I've worn cargo/combats for at least 20 years. Someone told me to stop. Once. An example was made of him.
erikleorga
I use them for work all the time. Keep hardware, my inhaler, etc. in them.
MrSmilingDeath
Trends change
Seaw0lfe
PSA: God just announced, cargo pants are forever.
randomthingsonthenet
Cargo pants are fine. It’s shorts that didn’t make the cut….maybe. I might be making this up.
tangybreath
This is a cool swearpants version
heywoodjabme
Let’s face it, they look better on her.
flapperfemmefatale
I adore cargo pants on a guy. Much better than boring ol' chinos
ZoidbergIsGreat
I personally agree. They look good on my guy and they're practical
thebrokeartist
Pls tell me where you got those pants from
Felisss
They're from Oak + Fort! ❤️
SlackerTactical
From...the...toilet store....?
tyrsfavoritesword
If you think 70$usd is too much for sweats here's the walmart version
tyrsfavoritesword
http://www.walmart.com/ip/Vibes-Men-s-Fleece-Cargo-Sweatpants-Relaxed-Fit-Bungee-Cord-Open-Bottom/127495500
Kirlanan
The real MVP.
tyrsfavoritesword
"Cheap bastard"
tyrsfavoritesword
I'll take the down votes to mean I should be nicer to myself...
Foire
Nothing wrong with wanting to have something nice, on the cheap, though! Nice share!
tyrsfavoritesword
TinyOctopus
Found them because tiny octopus was wondering if they made them in mens, which they don't. :( https://www.oakandfort.com/CARGO-JOGGERS
BeneGesseritConspiracyTheorist
Any pants are men's pants if a man wears then - paraphrased Eddy Izzard
wlfman
I feel like people are underestimating the size of TinyOctopus's equipment. All those arms need room to breathe people!
tyrsfavoritesword
I've worn skirts in protesting sexist uniform rules. I can wear these just fine.
geauxirish22
Does it come in men's?
iputmymouthonit
Get them anyway! Who cares what gender they're supposed to be for?
smallfrie32
As someone who consistently wears fashion made for women, I’d imagine size. I’m barely fitting on the larger sizes available and I ain’t big
Kirj4v4
This. I've recently started looking at women's coats for this reason. Male fashion is often depressing.
kvietela
But.. penis? Or is that not an issue really?
iputmymouthonit
Is it? I dunno lol.
smallfrie32
Yea it can be! Depending on how effeminate one wants to look, they might want to hide male genitalia. So one needs a piece of clothing with
smallfrie32
A wider groin area, or things are more easily able to become un-tucked.