Apr 7, 2022 11:34 PM
Mammamiaitsagonorrhea
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FatBastardVegetarian
Then, not knowing there's a camera, try to sue the store for slipping on the floor.
cubicleinmate
That level of stupid requires practice.
FredGarvinMP
Trash people doing trash things .
SontaranPotatoMan
*droplifting
cosonfused
idiots gonna idiot
darkhalfbreed
Next time wear underwear, preferably boxer briefs.
Wytchwood1
+10000 for The Russians Are Coming!. An underrated and underappreciated film.
Whatswrongwiththispicture
Jaeger6Ix
YourIceCreamMan
Sound ON ?: ("he's got a pizza cutter")
Dragonsaure
My love life in one gif...
whatsisname
Alllllll right you guys we're going to keep an eye on this slippery little rattle snake....
UncleScarwasright
E-MER-GEN-CY! EVERYONE TO GET FROM STREET!
TheKingOfCrows
I had to scroll way too far for this. Brilliant movie.
bemibet
If he had only landed on the broken glass it would have been perfect.
ComoSeIguana
Pulsity
"Oh, I want $150,000, but we can settle out of court right now for twenty bucks." - Ezal.
AntikytheraMechanism31415
When i was a young piece of shit we used to grab two bottles of burdon and pants them when we bought a carton(case) of beer.
CarriCakes
Trinidad makes the front page again lol! Awesome!
GenesisNynja
This is one of the most pathetic things I’ve ever seen lol
Rugmier
Just happened to grab that one bottle with the anti theft device included dang it!
NLOVNI
Maroons gonna maroon
15awilso9000
Get maroon out your got dang mouth or I'll see red ?
G081
He said he was a shoplifter, didn’t say he was a good shoplifter ?
JayEnfield
He's got nothing on this guy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3VMHxWRjRc
weasel6
He’s gonna sue
sosume
He'll be out back sucking those shorts dry.
Waistedspace
YouWillNeverFindMe
Well that is a terrible Friday celebration start
GrammarAndPunctuationNazi
Maybe he forgot he went commando that day...
StabbyMcMurder
Lol moron
ChicanoBatman
He sues them for slippery floor, wins thousands and spends money on booze. And underwear.
waddyaknowjoe
Always wear swim trunks with a banana hammock.
einstoll7
Just use the rear holster!
happywalker
FakeBanditHat
There's always money in the banana hammock...
OldSchoolNewRules
The mesh makes me chafe I prefer to hang free.
wipethatfaceoffyourheadbitch
I had to cut them out of my kid’s trunks! They were basically wrapping around his uncut wiener ☹️
SniffMyPinkies
DancesWithHippos
Perkunas687
FatBastardVegetarian
Then, not knowing there's a camera, try to sue the store for slipping on the floor.
cubicleinmate
That level of stupid requires practice.
FredGarvinMP
Trash people doing trash things .
SontaranPotatoMan
*droplifting
cosonfused
idiots gonna idiot
darkhalfbreed
Next time wear underwear, preferably boxer briefs.
Wytchwood1
+10000 for The Russians Are Coming!. An underrated and underappreciated film.
Whatswrongwiththispicture
Jaeger6Ix
YourIceCreamMan
Sound ON ?: ("he's got a pizza cutter")
Dragonsaure
My love life in one gif...
whatsisname
Alllllll right you guys we're going to keep an eye on this slippery little rattle snake....
UncleScarwasright
E-MER-GEN-CY! EVERYONE TO GET FROM STREET!
TheKingOfCrows
I had to scroll way too far for this. Brilliant movie.
bemibet
If he had only landed on the broken glass it would have been perfect.
ComoSeIguana
Pulsity
"Oh, I want $150,000, but we can settle out of court right now for twenty bucks." - Ezal.
AntikytheraMechanism31415
When i was a young piece of shit we used to grab two bottles of burdon and pants them when we bought a carton(case) of beer.
CarriCakes
Trinidad makes the front page again lol! Awesome!
GenesisNynja
This is one of the most pathetic things I’ve ever seen lol
Rugmier
Just happened to grab that one bottle with the anti theft device included dang it!
NLOVNI
Maroons gonna maroon
15awilso9000
Get maroon out your got dang mouth or I'll see red ?
G081
He said he was a shoplifter, didn’t say he was a good shoplifter ?
JayEnfield
He's got nothing on this guy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3VMHxWRjRc
weasel6
He’s gonna sue
sosume
He'll be out back sucking those shorts dry.
Waistedspace
YouWillNeverFindMe
Well that is a terrible Friday celebration start
GrammarAndPunctuationNazi
Maybe he forgot he went commando that day...
StabbyMcMurder
Lol moron
ChicanoBatman
He sues them for slippery floor, wins thousands and spends money on booze. And underwear.
waddyaknowjoe
Always wear swim trunks with a banana hammock.
einstoll7
Just use the rear holster!
happywalker
FakeBanditHat
There's always money in the banana hammock...
OldSchoolNewRules
The mesh makes me chafe I prefer to hang free.
wipethatfaceoffyourheadbitch
I had to cut them out of my kid’s trunks! They were basically wrapping around his uncut wiener ☹️
SniffMyPinkies
DancesWithHippos
Perkunas687
DancesWithHippos