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When you’re at your grandmas
Has science gone to far
Afewflowers
#29 Gotta work around, if you google 'little Mexican dog' it comes up.
JericoJones23
#14 fuck these waves, making this poor puppy cry
itsthevoiceman
#15 --
Gurbbs
Long dog
peacexxl
#32 the Damm proof of life photo is everything
mclin003
LaffertyDanie1
#49 well I hope you kept looking because that is clearly a bear
DesignatedDrinker
#8 Meat me at the bus stop
friendsofsandwiches
They're ALL good dogs. BRONT!
mangoor
14/10
Valdemaaaar
#35 Please grandma, no more!
slotheroll
ViscousCousCous
#16 COVER THE DAMN BALL, JFC DO YOU WANT TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN?
SassyPantaloons29
#43 Heckraiser.
AngryQueefNoises
This was my favorite lmao
dragonflynpenguinfarts
#15
ICannotSanctionURBuffoonery
#32 Well that was a Rollercoaster...
CausticLemonEnema
Noodle
imnotinthewitnessprotectionprogram
I totally had those Dino sheets
MikeH
I did too!
Jace99
Great dump. Thanks, needed that today!
ImDreamingofaShiteChristmas
Couldn’t agree more. Exactly what I didn’t know I needed on a shitty day
stabthecrab
Fun fact to brighten your day. A group of pugs is called a Grumble. I leaned this yesterday at the vet. Carry on friend, spread the word
WhoAteAllTheBananasAndTookAShitOnTheCarpet
#31 the problematic kind of dog breeders. Claiming they love dogs while breeding them tae absolute fuck.
Gurbbs
Dog
JericoJones23
#26 I wish to live in a place where this is breaking news.
mcglirkymeow
#23 - me too doggo, me too.
JericoJones23
#5 lol yea. My German shepard was always shocked when she was picked up. Which wasn't often cause she was HUGE
ParanoidCarrot
#34 i wish
MrNecrophile
#33
Wikipedo
#3 reminds me of Snowy when Tintin went to the moon
LaCroixJenkins
that dog looking over the fence reminds me of Mayor Lightfoot
Beezebubbles
Reminded me of Wilson.
SamTheBraveLibrarian
More frozen Jack Nicholasan from The Shining for me. Laughed my ass off with that meme.
TheGreatCatMassacre
Reminded me of Beetlejuice
jds2582
Heath Ledger's Joker for me.
Rugmimgu
This dog dunno is pure gold?
LawFiveGuy
load 35 more images? with pleasure!
kkanne20
dirrrtypiratehookerrr
FYI: DO NOT put crystal balls by windows. You could burn your house down.
prettywitty69
Sick referance bro
1philthy1
I learned that on Imgur
GrassssssssTastesBad
Just keep them covered at all times
thegrimtrigger
Also do not eat them. They taste terrible.
chaosundivided
this can also happen if you give Cave Johnson some citrus fruits
SonOfScubaSam
That's where the whole "cover the crystal ball when you aren't using it, or demons will get you" thing comes from!
JericoJones23
Shut the front door! Really?! Awsome!
rbudrick
Do not put them by east or west-facing windows.
VolcanoHerder
Or north or south depending where in the world you are
dirrrtypiratehookerrr
So no windows then
rbudrick
(Antarctic research stations simultaneously explode all over)
TTToaster
Cause of the angry spirits?
NotAParsnipInDisguise
They'll jive you with their Cozmik Debris.
Psiberdragon
extraDimensionalAnxiety
Yes
Sdougy
Naturally
maskedrabbit
Cause it magnifies the sun which irritates the spirits
PsychoticSmiley
No One Amplifies the light of the Sun! Gettem ghosty Bois!
ZebraCockSandwich
I think it just attracts the fire spirits, they get too excited and just have a party in your house.
MichaeIScott
Cause of the angry spirits.
Rielle
Yes
RockKickass
It angers the sun god
Nakahana
Who in turn sends sun spirits, who are angry.
ThatsNotMyPenisPump
What? No bc if the sun hits it weird it'll burn down your house.
whyWontKeiraKnightleyReturnMyPhoneCalls
The sun is basically a giant ball of angry spirits anyway everyone knows this
ILikeTinyBoxes
Angry sun spirits. Got it.
RoombaTheAssaultVacuum
Yeah, because of the angry spirits.
juantoo3fore
Get your fucking science outta here. No one believes that nonsense anymore
ThatsNotMyPenisPump
Anymore? Been like that for A WHILE as this pandemic has shown ? we're all gonna die
chaosorbFTW
Pelikanmutationsgesang
What have I ever done to the sun that it wants to burn down my house...? I feel attacked...
SidewalkWidflower
Angry spirits it is
Leithoa
Tide comes in, tide goes out. You can't explain that.
Iceman0624
Was scrolling normally then immediately flew to the comments to say this once I saw that pic lol. Seriously it will burn your house down
Commentsaboutyourusername
Pfffff I'm not taking advice from a dirty pirate hooker!
dirrrtypiratehookerrr
Aye may be dirty matey, but not dumbs
Commentsaboutyourusername
Valid point, you salty dog
satomz
Also avoid hanging crystal balls inside your car, for the same reason.
RoboCoonie
Middle of the living room, far from any natural sunlight.
RatBits
#50 That should be "descendants", if anyone else cares. ;) Ancestors are the folks that came before you.
HasteTheFool
THANK YOU
RevolutionOnHerLips
The dog in the picture isn't a descendant either. It should read "me after thousands of generations of my ancestors eating Pringles"
HasteTheFool
The dog represents OPs descendants. Pringles haven't been around long enough to affect evolution.
RatBits
This! I suppose you could interpret it differently, but this was the intended one.
RevolutionOnHerLips
Pringles isn't going to be around in thousands of generations of dogs, either. jfc
RevolutionOnHerLips
let's all remember it's a joke, eh?
HasteTheFool
Jokes aren't devoid of meaning though. Even if that meaning is sometimes slightly silly.