ghostanom
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He surprised me by getting me my first bike, it is the best gift I've ever received.
Sep 10, 2016 10:04 AM
ghostanom
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He surprised me by getting me my first bike, it is the best gift I've ever received.
Gobuyussomecoffee
Everyone remembers their first time.... They get s bike...
KFCCrusader
Cheeky son of a b****.
HeyIHeardYouWereAWildOne
Wait what. You were touched by your uncle? Incest?
silverhuskyftw
FabulousOtters
I was like "but where is the part where he misleads us? ... oh wait it's in the description."
calichillionaire
ThickWoolSocks
Thought this was a cry for help... had to go back. Nice OP +1
FascismSalad
Such a gripping story
GemsAreOutrageousTrulyTrulyTrulyOutrageous
Uncle Bad Touch turned out to not be so bad after all.
hesaidsarcastically
Please show us on this doll where you were touched.
DellDoe
You sure are handling it well.
MajorGameage
The feels...
syruptoes
Don't continue the cycle @OP...
AAAend
He said something very poignant to me right before he kicked the bucket: "I wonder how far I can kick this bucket"
DafoeorDafriend
yourCleverUsernameSuck
AdmJota
No, it's a bicycle. Didn't you read the post?
IMostlyCommentInGifs
TinFoilHatting
This is so insensitive to bike people
RibCagehopscotch
I wish my uncle would touch me
ghostanom
damn son this is over a year old
Rabidbacon
He gave you a bike after touching you?
melotprieks
After touching his soul
cbh3
Clickbaiting a touching story. This has gone too far
jeepriot
a ha a ha a ha good one
TimeAndMemeLordOfGallifrey
heyguysimtom
Well happy birthday!!
codenamenothing
Something like that can be felt deep inside for a long time.
JasonAbbadon
What a touching story.
whateverisavailableokay
That's touching
LastMan1
I'm touching myself
6reut
666 upvotes as i write this comment
brianthefly
His uncle gave him the feels...
PopatoMc
Rape jokes are a touchy subject.
Zedd990
too touchy for me
CaptainDeadpool
3touchy4me
I0VE525P00GE
My uncle gave me a wank for my 10th birthday soooo.
BitterExChristian
UltraDi3000
Ha, classic Ass Rape
TheNorwegian
Me_irl
BukkakeRider3000
http://files.explosm.net/comics/Matt/you-knew-it-was-gonna-happen.jpg
BugEyedLemur
Accidentally clicked on your username and then realized I favorited one of your posts, the one about psychedelic drugs. That's all.
BitterExChristian
Thanks man. I'll try to get around to doing another one soon. I have inspiration problems
Postoolio711
Damn RepostStatistics is calling you the fuck out, god bless that bot.
ghostanom
I'll post 3 comments to which you may downvote me (2)
ghostanom
I'll post 3 comments to which you may downvote me (3)
ghostanom
I'll post 3 comments to which you may downvote me (1)
JAC0BY
Free downvotes? I got this Hambre was just a monkey.
Postoolio711
No way José, not for you! +1!
JAC0BY
Well that's the opposite of what I expected lol
ObamasBigBlackCaucus
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OPGotDatSack
uncle lenny, n-no..
ObamasBigBlackCaucus
Shh, just let it happen ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
aweshitnigga
As a wise old man once told me "i'm a wise old man i'm allowed to touch you in the bathing suit area" He sure taught me a lot of things
PerpetuallyPerplexedPlatypus
aw, shit, dude
BitterExChristian
John Lajoie?
aweshitnigga
ye boi
MrPresidentDino
Can't see his name without immediately thinking "guns don't kill people. I kill people. With guns."
fortheloveoftoasties
Is that him, or am I confusing him with someone else? Now realising it's been too long and I need to watch his stuff again..
MrPresidentDino
Same dude
fortheloveoftoasties
Show me your genitals, your genitaliaaaa