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That would explain the enlarged tailpipe.
Feb 17, 2017 4:58 AM
BoozyJustice
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That would explain the enlarged tailpipe.
Therunningmatt
Big balls outside the truck = tiny dick inside it
Fluffycorn
yeah ... next stop Alabama .. no
SenatorHillaryIAmStillInTheRaceClinton
This makes the Ford logo look like a butt hole, a really stretched out butt hole.
Dissipo
I've always want to put them on a coworkers office chair!
gnarphza
In south africa it indicates you support one of the local rugby teams: the Blue Bulls.
happyboz
So does this clown drag his nuts in the snow? What about speed bumps. ..hurt like hell?
Igotlostinusersub
There's an offensive bumper sticker law in Tennessee. Guess what apparently falls under that law.
UnimpressedOfficePanda
But what about Dickbutt hanging off the rear end of my truck?
dand139
It's subtle
ifihadonlyknown
You might be a Redneck if you got them on your truck/car
cirque83
Ballzy post right here!
cranialpleasure
I thought these were a prank forever. "Hurr hurr, your truck is your penis, so I put balls on it." Nope, it's a legit decoration. smfh
phipple
Pretty sure this is the international symbol for men who are compensating for something
beakindperson
Well that's awkward because in Australia most dudes all have them on their 4wds to look manly or something idk I'm not a man
BESTtaylorINAUSTRALIA
Cause it's a joke, and there's no need to get all offended and name calling
beakindperson
That makes no sense, I'm not offended or name calling. Just saying every second 4wd has them on their tow bar
nitgost13
It's actually a way of saying they haul bulls!
aodhfin
Gerrery
This is sexually aggressive behavior by someone looking to get the same arousal that someone gets when they flash themselves to a nun or kid
CaptainJack8106
SPS "Small Penis Syndrome" have that plenty in my state.
ICanCookReallyGoodScrambledEggs
Wow this is nuts!
Icomeinpeaces
My truck's a girl
bigblackbetty
Sounds like op has been around the block few times in one of these big boys! Op a faggot!
BoozyJustice
Sorry to disappoint. Good luck with the meth habit, redneck.
bigblackbetty
Sounds like you woke up on the wrong side of cock!
HouseOfEvil
Would you be impressed if I told you I was the model for Truck Nuts?
MemeDissector
I would advise you to seek medical attention if your nuts are that swollen.
tinyfootprints
Mine were, and I did. They aren't swollen anymore, but they don't work anymore, either. :/
MemeDissector
tinyfootprints
Yup. Me with hydrocele.
StizostedionVitreum
Goes good with the "smoke stack" exhaust, just to make sure there's no doubt.
DoktorLurker
Smoke pipes indicate that they like getting pooped on.
Ebob97
The extra loud exhaust indicate they moan during sex
BigBadBillyBoy
Those piss me off so much. I own a pickup. I put things in the big body part in back. I would not like two scalding hot pipes in it.
Fitzman
The bed?
nextgenpants
...the big body part in the back?
BigBadBillyBoy
Supposed to say boxy.
BeardedNurse
And he just lost my trust by saying that
BigBadBillyBoy
Murderers drive camaros, don't you watch top gear?
WhoIsNumber1
As a straight female can someone tell me if this is true?
NgeruiscatinMaori
For a friend no doubt
danishjuggler21
Yes
Snaggley
Not true but those do signify if the driver is a douche or not.
Gandalfsuglybrother
Now that part is 100%
BoozyJustice
Totally true. I read it on the internet.
surleynotsherly
Yea what did you think it was for ?
WayLatetotheParty
If you're curious of the real equivalent, look up the handkerchief code
SteppingInsideOutOfMyself
Interesting read, thanks for mentioning it!
mikeatike
Yes
Ninjainslippers
Sarcasm aside, it's not true, but it is just as clear of a signal that straight women shouldn't waste their time.
Steelballsofstill
DoubleDickDonkey
No, it's joking about the douche-canoes who have huge trucks and balls like that. Generally, they're "proving" their masculinity,
boethius
*stupidity
queenoflurking
Also wondering? I've seen these on trucks before.
imNotChrisPratt
thevortexmaster
I want to hang a big vagina from my truck
classicrapeydolphin
Mudflaps
DiggerPlease
I say go for it, might not want to pick up dates in it though if ur on the market
EarloftheInlandEmpire
Just use an arbys roast beef sandwich
rainbowabsolutglass
Why? There is already one driving it.
thevortexmaster
Ya but people can't see that I'm a pussy.
SirChadwellHeath
http://www.internationaledsel.com/images/thisistheedsel_slider.jpg?crc=22871792
knexfreak32
I will never unsee that..
Khanaar
I would fuck the drive out of it
ScreamimgGoat
No self respecting gay man would put that on his vehicle
Urgalicity
Right, the rainbow colored dildo goes in the window.
CatTaxCollecter
As a gay man, yup.
DavyJonessCousinsFriendsRoommatesDog
Who said anything about self respecting?
Mushroombadger
Most things on the urban dictionary are just straight up made up...
Isorikk
Yea, only fags want this, don't insult gay people
kitkatman
Why you insulting bikers bruh ?
lpgeek
no self respecting person would put that on their vehicle...
TheDarkLordChinChin
Can confirm. My Miata has no towbar
DaniaAudax
ThatJerkYouKnow
Yeh and really, let's not use homosexuality as an insult in the first place. This joke is trying to emasculate heteros by saying that the--
illegalacorn
Thank you.
iShouldBeWorking42
You're right, it's not gay, it's retarded
BklynPunisher
BklynPunisher
Calm down princess.
ThatJerkYouKnow
ornament is "gay," but really, there's nothing wrong with being gay in the first place. Trucknuts are fucking stupid but don't bring the--
ThatJerkYouKnow
gays into it, eesh.
FloodingWaters
no, the joke is that we know the heteros that put these on their trucks are the types to be emasculated by such a small simple insult and
FloodingWaters
we're exploiting it for a cheap laugh. This is more insulting to someone so easily riled by something that's nothing to get riled over.